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Dec 19 2012

Migraine Treatment Under ObamaCare

The objective of Obama’s promised “fundamental transformation” of America is to make it less like America and more like the rest of the world. This will be accomplished by squandering the wealth and curtailing the liberty that have characterized this country. ObamaCare promises to be admirably affective at both. It may also provide opportunities for multiculturalism:

Obama supporters will be delighted that this migraine treatment provides zero profits to pharmaceutical companies.

On a tip from Bad Barry.

28 Responses to “Migraine Treatment Under ObamaCare”

  1. Jester says:

    Hey – whatever works, right?

  2. Mr Evilwrench says:

    “It’s gone. I swear, it’s gone! Please stop smacking me in the head, you’ve smacked me until it doesn’t hurt anymore. Just stop, ok?”

  3. Cooter says:

    That is the type of people Obama is decended from, those and people that hack people to death with macheties… Inferior.

  4. Ghost of FA Hayek says:

    Larry, Curly, and Moe Medical Group PA
    Your Obamacare one stop clinic

  5. Rich says:

    I wouldn’t be surprised if these aren’t ObamASS’s relatives.

  6. Next the Heritage Foundation will want us to go over and save this poor migraine sufferer.
    Maybe Ben Affleck can look into it….

  7. bee says:

    Nigerian dope slap.

  8. bee says:

    The guy in the stripes sounds like Fred Sanford

  9. Ghost of FA Hayek says:

    This is a case of Heritage standing against O’s support of corrupt UN “peacekeepers” to stop funding and supporting the bad guys.

  10. Jimbo says:

    Somehow I don’t think ZeroCare will be that good.

  11. F.D.R. in Hell says:

    Performed to the tune of “You Do That Voodoo So Well”
    by Guy Lombardo & The Royal Canadians.

    …or was the tune “Bongo Bongo Bongo, I Don’t Want To Leave The Congo”? I can’t remember.

    It’s Hell getting old.

  12. the watcher says:

    Looked deep in the bowels of sobama care after downloading a large pdf of the guts of it off interweb tubes. There are racial affirmative action preferences for new doctors. The sobama jugend brownshirts are in it. People with newborns will get a visit from a commissar. The transformation into a North Korea like laughing stock with our enemies waiting for the right moment to attack is what is coming in the second term of Hussein the rockstar messiah sugar daddy.

  13. Alphamail says:

    Something tells me Obama’s white half would show Cooter’s DNA.

    That’s Cooter’s argument right? ie: Obama’s black – so he’s inferior.

    In my opinion, Obama is f**ked up due to white Cooter hateful DNA.

    It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to see that white people created the greatest nation in the history of the universe. White people are f’n awesome.

    I love us!

    Bright, articulate, thoughtful, and daring, they created America in spite of the Cooters, not because of them.

    White people – bless us Lord – created a country and wrote a declaration that no other race would create, namely, one that would insure the equality of every other race, not just their own.

    Wow! What f’n race does that? Answer: None but mine!

    But now, where is the thanks?

    Cooter – the white knight – steps up and shits on the ideals of our Founding Fathers and spits on the very love of Christ, and vocally supports the Hitler mind frame.

    Louis Farrakhan, Van Jones, Malik Zulu Shabazz, and now, high ranking black liberal politicians have become black Cooterites.

    Racist, bigoted, reducing the Constitution and the Bible to a personal booklet, and promoting their own agenda of race, over the idea that every human individual should be allowed to live a happy life, these mindf**ks are ruining America – both black and white.

    Devious white political secularists are conducting a destructive train ride and the white Cooterites are greasing the tracks, while black station managers have been allowed to stoke the train’s engine and blow the whistle.

    The bridge ahead is broken. The tracks have separated. The train is traveling full speed ahead.

    The black separatists and the Cooterites are vigorously milking their big agenda as the train speeds to the precipice.

    Up step the hated bridge builders – the Christians.

    Watch that train cross the new bridge.

    Watch it cross the great divide – full steam ahead.

    The disgusting black and white race mongers sit below in a ravine of their own wet despoilment, watching the train of moral thought overhead, pass them by.

    Chug, chug, chug…….goes the train of restoration.

    Onward Christian soldiers.

    In the name of the great prophet – AC of MB – buy more ammo.

  14. Alphamail says:

    BTW – that video is a clarifying look into the year 2014.

    O’give-me’s Health and Human Services director (an appointment from Kenya) and his new Attorney General (a Muslim cabbie from Dearborn) display the latest lowcost Obamacare substitute for coffee, as they give O’take-me’s Chicago cell-phone distributor his morning wake-up call.

  15. Cooter says:

    Nothing to do with being black. Has to do from being from AFrican, backward ass, murdering,scum bag origin.

  16. Gene says:

    Are you sure this wasn’t a Kwanza celebration?

  17. Piker says:

    The over the counter remedy involves a brick.

  18. Canis lupus says:

    How black is that?

  19. joe says:

    I couldn’t help laughing. Obamascare won’t be so funny.

  20. Momster says:

    Piker says:
    December 20, 2012 at 1:03 am The over the counter remedy involves a brick.

    Thanks to you, Piker, I have to wash the coffee off my monitor.

    PS: Do NOT, under any circumstances, agree to a colonoscopy.

  21. Piker says:

    Don’t even think about the Obamacare pap smear, Momster…and I’m sure as hell not lining up for the Obamacare prostate exam.

  22. Momster says:

    And the mammograms involve a old fashioned laundry wringer. Hence the old term “Like having your tit in a wringer.”

  23. Duke says:

    After watching that I have a migraine.

  24. whotothewhat says:

    That’s my family Dr, Dr Nimbambo he does work wonders for Migraines but I do not recommend him for hemorrhoidss or prostate exams. His hands on approach is about the same.

  25. Mr Evilwrench says:

    Ooh, spank me!

  26. dan says:

    bwahahaha…oh,dear….maybe Cecil Rhodes was right…
    another gem from the dark continent

  27. Steve says:

    That’s racist…….LOL

  28. suzanne says:

    If the migraine doesn’t kill you, the treatment will.

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