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Jul 16 2014

MLB Appoints Pervert to Help Homosexualize Baseball

Did you think you could escape from liberal politics into sports? Wrong:

Major League Baseball has appointed former outfielder Billy Bean, who came out as gay after his playing career, to serve as a consultant in guiding the sport toward greater inclusion and equality. …

Bean will provide guidance and training related to efforts designed to support the gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender community throughout baseball. He’ll work with players and front office personnel throughout the major and minor leagues.

Born in May 1964, Bean played for the Tigers, Dodgers and Padres over parts of six seasons and hit .226.

In the near future, even a pathetic .226 batting average will be more than sufficient for any player willing to proclaim that he engages in sodomy.

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Commissioner Bud Selig imposes Affirmative Action on baseball.

On a tip from Wiggins.



62 Responses to “MLB Appoints Pervert to Help Homosexualize Baseball”

  1. WingMann says:

    So, if someone is a gay baseball player, is it better to be the pitcher…or the catcher?

  2. WingMann says:

    So, if someone is a gay baseball player, is it better to be the pitcher…or the catcher?

  3. KHarn says:

    As communism was applied to everything in the ussr, “liberalism” will likewise be applied.
    .
    The fact that it screws up everything from economics to science matters not.

  4. KHarn says:

    As communism was applied to everything in the ussr, “liberalism” will likewise be applied.
    .
    The fact that it screws up everything from economics to science matters not.

  5. chronos the wonder pig says:

    On the San Francisco Giants team, the pitchers also catch……

  6. Chronos Z. Wonderpig says:

    On the San Francisco Giants team, the pitchers also catch……

  7. maudieNmandeville says:

    The CDC says: “Several factors may increase the risk of HIV transmission through oral sexual contact, including mouth ulcers, bleeding gums, genital sores, and the presence of other sexually transmitted infections. Although rimming carries little to no risk of transmitting HIV, it does come with a high risk of transmitting hepatitis A and B, parasites, and other bacteria to the partner who is doing the rimming.”

  8. Pegon Zellschmidt says:

    The CDC says: “Several factors may increase the risk of HIV transmission through oral sexual contact, including mouth ulcers, bleeding gums, genital sores, and the presence of other sexually transmitted infections. Although rimming carries little to no risk of transmitting HIV, it does come with a high risk of transmitting hepatitis A and B, parasites, and other bacteria to the partner who is doing the rimming.”

  9. Mr. Freemarket says:

    I don’t want to be in any sport where the terms “ball” and “homosexual” can be used in the same sentence.

  10. Mr. Freemarket says:

    I don’t want to be in any sport where the terms “ball” and “homosexual” can be used in the same sentence.

  11. Mr. Freemarket says:

    Today’s liberalism is indistinguishable from yesterday’s communism.

  12. Mr. Freemarket says:

    Today’s liberalism is indistinguishable from yesterday’s communism.

  13. faggotbuddy says:

    Hmmm. Bud Selig certainly fits the headline. How bout we demand that they homosexualize Islam. Wait…

  14. faggotbuddy says:

    Hmmm. Bud Selig certainly fits the headline. How bout we demand that they homosexualize Islam. Wait…

  15. mackykam says:

    Billy Bean: still playing with his bat and balls, and his partners will tell you he only bats a .226. Maybe he should try football as a wide receiver.

  16. mackykam says:

    Billy Bean: still playing with his bat and balls, and his partners will tell you he only bats a .226. Maybe he should try football as a wide receiver.

  17. RKae says:

    OK, so the right wing lost education, journalism, entertainment, psychology (but to be fair, we never had that one), religion is slipping further left every day, and now sports will be a left wing world.

    Will the right have ANYTHING it call its own?

  18. RKae says:

    OK, so the right wing lost education, journalism, entertainment, psychology (but to be fair, we never had that one), religion is slipping further left every day, and now sports will be a left wing world.

    Will the right have ANYTHING it call its own?

  19. grayjohn says:

    Selig looks like he’s getting boned by Bean.

  20. grayjohn says:

    Selig looks like he’s getting boned by Bean.

  21. Sweep_the_leg_11590 says:

    Lol. “Guidance and training” = homo’s are normal and righteous and you WILL accept and exult in their greatness, or else…

  22. Sweep_the_leg_11590 says:

    Lol. “Guidance and training” = homo’s are normal and righteous and you WILL accept and exult in their greatness, or else…

  23. WTF !!! says:

    phukin f a g s ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,i hate em,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

  24. WTF !!! says:

    phukin f a g s ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,i hate em,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

  25. WTF !!! says:

    obama?????????

  26. WTF !!! says:

    obama?????????

  27. oldguy says:

    This is not a wise economic decision. Are the owners frightened of this man and the culture that spawns him or are they just stupid?

  28. oldguy says:

    This is not a wise economic decision. Are the owners frightened of this man and the culture that spawns him or are they just stupid?

  29. Rex Kwon Do says:

    Just “looks”?

  30. Taters...mmhmmm says:

    Just “looks”?

  31. dusel1 says:

    Now there’s going to be after-game activites in the showers, such as ‘dropping the soap’.

  32. dusel1 says:

    Now there’s going to be after-game activites in the showers, such as ‘dropping the soap’.

  33. Maybe they should just invite King Obama out to more opening pitch ceremonies… that’d gay it up alright! I bet a butt-plug wearing queen with a distinct limp wrist throws a better fastball than that ass clown.
    Also, you have to feel bad for the other Billy Bean, another former player who GMs the A’s and probably gets confused for this gay guy all the time, ha ha. No people, they are not the same.

  34. Maybe they should just invite King Obama out to more opening pitch ceremonies… that’d gay it up alright! I bet a butt-plug wearing queen with a distinct limp wrist throws a better fastball than that ass clown.
    Also, you have to feel bad for the other Billy Bean, another former player who GMs the A’s and probably gets confused for this gay guy all the time, ha ha. No people, they are not the same.

  35. It’s now official… Soccer is less gay than Baseball.

  36. It’s now official… Soccer is less gay than Baseball.

  37. Softly Bob says:

    Just the truth – a valueless commodity in today’s society.

  38. Saxon Warrior says:

    Just the truth – a valueless commodity in today’s society.

  39. Veritas says:

    Baseball trying to force it down your throat!

  40. Veritas says:

    Baseball trying to force it down your throat!

  41. 762x51 says:

    like the dirty RINO’s in Congress, they are afraid of being called names like homophobes or racists which the left now uses automatically to characterize anyone who disagrees with their ideology.

    They lack the character and courage to fight back. I view those as “fighting words” and will immediately flatten anyone who dares to call me such names, regardless of their skin color, age or sexual orientation. I don’t discriminate.

  42. 762x51 says:

    .226? Sounds like he should have been playing T-Ball, not MLB.

  43. 762x51 says:

    like the dirty RINO’s in Congress, they are afraid of being called names like homophobes or racists which the left now uses automatically to characterize anyone who disagrees with their ideology.

    They lack the character and courage to fight back. I view those as “fighting words” and will immediately flatten anyone who dares to call me such names, regardless of their skin color, age or sexual orientation. I don’t discriminate.

  44. 762x51 says:

    .226? Sounds like he should have been playing T-Ball, not MLB.

  45. 762x51 says:

    “Will the right have ANYTHING it call its own?”

    Slavery to an elite ruling class of cultural Marxists.

    That is your children’s future unless you stand up to these scum now. Remember, the opposite of war is not peace, the opposite of war is slavery.

  46. 762x51 says:

    “Will the right have ANYTHING it call its own?”

    Slavery to an elite ruling class of cultural Marxists.

    That is your children’s future unless you stand up to these scum now. Remember, the opposite of war is not peace, the opposite of war is slavery.

  47. 762x51 says:

    Because he can no longer play tight end?

  48. 762x51 says:

    Because he can no longer play tight end?

  49. 762x51 says:

    I ALWAYS choose “or else”.

    Just come and try it, I triple dog dare them.

  50. 762x51 says:

    I ALWAYS choose “or else”.

    Just come and try it, I triple dog dare them.

  51. mackykam says:

    Was that ever a possibility?

  52. mackykam says:

    Was that ever a possibility?

  53. Obama's bodyman says:

    Thanks for telling us about your research into this matter. How long have you been HIV positive?

  54. Obama's bodyman says:

    Thanks for telling us about your research into this matter. How long have you been HIV positive?

  55. Sweep_the_leg_11590 says:

    Agree

  56. Sweep_the_leg_11590 says:

    Agree

  57. juandos says:

    Will the right have ANYTHING it call its own?“…

    Sure…

    High powered firearms with scopes on them…

  58. popeye says:

    Will the right have ANYTHING it call its own?“…

    Sure…

    High powered firearms with scopes on them…

  59. juandos says:

    Well that constipapted look or is it a look of agony?

    Maybe Selig/s little friend didn’t apply enough anal lube…

  60. popeye says:

    Well that constipapted look or is it a look of agony?

    Maybe Selig/s little friend didn’t apply enough anal lube…

  61. Nelson Baerga says:

    Oh no not baseball……leave baseball alone you pervert…..leave it alone…..may God have mercy on your souls…..

  62. Nelson Baerga says:

    Oh no not baseball……leave baseball alone you pervert…..leave it alone…..may God have mercy on your souls…..

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