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Dec 29 2012

Momentous Moments in Moonbattery: Hank Johnson on Guam

Environmentally conscientious Congresscritter Hank Johnson (D-GA) famously explains how Guam might tip over:

Idiots of this caliber hold our country’s destiny in their hands.

On a tip from Louie.

22 Responses to “Momentous Moments in Moonbattery: Hank Johnson on Guam”

  1. Nicki Thomas says:

    Oh man…I loved the general’s patient comment after the idiot expressed the fear that Guam might tip over, “We don’t anticipate that.” I probably would have said something more like, “You stupid fuck, you really BELIEVE the island can capsize from too many people? Are you smoking crack?”

  2. rockman says:

    It’s hard to say whether or not Hank Johnson is an improvement over his predecessor, Cynthia McKinney…

  3. Dr. 9 says:

    This is what happens when obviously retarded welfare cretins, (see: Shiela Jackass Lee, Maxine Waters, et al) are allowed to hold public office. But, you can bet your life he “brings home the bacon” for his fellow welfare cretins which is sure to get him reelected over and over again.

    Alert Message To Americans: Don’t look now, but your enitre political system is a complete and total failure!

  4. Bo-Jangles says:

    Does any sane, rational person need more proof that the 1964 Civil Rights Act MUST be repealed?

  5. Henry says:

    Given this, and several other statements made by him, I can only conclude his IQ puts him in the low average/borderline range.

  6. bee says:

    Now that “Tip” O’Neill is no longer with us, what say we pass that moniker on to this MENSA giant?

    Hank “Tip” Johnson…has a nice ring to it, don’t you think?

  7. KHarn says:

    It would have been “perfect” if the Admiral had done a “spit-take”. I would have done the gentlemanly thing and said “Excuse me sir, would you repete that?” then LAUGHED if he didn’t take the hint.

  8. Canis lupus says:

    This guy passed the bar exam?

  9. Alphamail says:

    In WWII when Guam was inundated with our invasion forces, our battalion commanders would drive all the heavy equipment over toward the opposite side when the island began to tip.

    Nowadays, our naval forces moor their heavy vessels very tightly to reinforced docks at evenly spaced increments around the island, thus preventing the island from rolling over.

    Like IslandLifer, I was in the military in Georgia for years. The Admiral simply didn’t understand that sometimes you have to explain how things work, to get these people to understand.

  10. Grunt says:

    Funny thing, that….and ironically, his supporters also believe (and label as mentally deficient) Sarah Palin said “I can see Russia from my house!”.

    Yet this travesty gets a pass.

  11. Ummah Gummah says:

    Canis lupus says:
    December 29, 2012 at 10:06 am
    This guy passed the bar exam?

    You mean he downed a bottle of Hennessy and Hypnotiq?


  12. IslandLifer says:

    Guess I should keep my plastic floating duck ready to launch at all times!!!

  13. Highway Hospital Student says:

    Personally, I would rather see a mentally-deficient, retarded, fried-brained imbecile in congress trying to rise to the occasion to express something similar to a thought, no matter how ridiculous, rather than to have to cope with the insane malevolence that is so predominant in democrats.

    Stupidity is easier to dismiss.

    Unfortunately, BO’s deficiencies span both traits.

  14. Mr Evilwrench says:

    I can’t imagine how the Admiral managed to maintain a straight face through that exchange. I would’ve asked him if he was seriously that stupid. ISLANDS DON’T WORK THAT WAY. Our ten year old face palmed on this moron. We have a ten year old that’s seriously more qualified to be in Congress than someone who’s actually there. Just bring on the collapse. It’ll be painful as all hell, but we’ll be able to hit the big reset button.

  15. dan says:

    I blame the 18th Amendment…

  16. Enabler says:


  17. Charlie says:

    I’ll give him a pass on this, but not his other statements and positions. I have been told by someone who would know that he and the admiral are friendly. I think it was so over the top that we can put it down to dry humor. Maybe not funny dry humor, but – –

  18. Buffalobob says:

    “This is an island that at its largest level is ahhh an at its smallst level ahhh location its largest location”” , “I don’t know how many square miles that is , that’s higher math, I think they refer to it a multiplication”. So it may tip over and there are environmental considerations, I know a lot of people don’t like to think about that , like global warming. BINGO. OK ow Admiral you have our permission to address this nincompoop as a bat shit crazy product of affirmative action.

  19. dave says:

    I think one of the qualifications u need to have to join the dnc is to have a iq level simular to Helen Keller

  20. AvatarofThey says:

    It’s funny until you realise you’re laughing at a guy with Hepatitis C. Actually, it’s still funny, you just feel like a prick for laughing.

  21. 70Stage1 says:

    Once again an ignorant Brother gets a free pass from a polite person.

    Before you jump all over me, not all Brothers and Sisters are ignorant…..apparently though most of the elected ones are (do I need to start going down the list).

    Example: The remaining 96% have been giving Robert Griffen III a hard time for his “cornball Brother” Conservative, Christian beliefs.

    To be fair, Pelosi, Reid, etc. are as clueless as well…but they get called on it from reasonable, thinking people.

    I know we have some Conservative Blacks on this sight. Help me out guys.

  22. rex freeway says:

    He represents his race perfectly.

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