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Nov 13 2017

Moonbat Cuisine

Moonbats live in their own world, so it should come as no surprise that they have their own cuisine. A food blogger at Cosmopolitan describes how he cooked his wife’s placenta:

My mom simmered water in a pot. Into it went slices of placenta (about 2 ounces), freshly cut ginger to warm and soothe the body, a pinch of salt, a drizzle of sesame oil for more flavor, and rice wine. Once the placenta changed color from dark red to dark brown, the soup was done.

How did it taste?

It was like beef, only very delicate; soft notes that suitably matched its gentle textures.

Yum yum.

There are other ways to eat afterbirth, including

topping bits of it on pizza or working it into bolognese sauce — both recipes I’d read online back in 2006. Lots of women like to toss a frozen chunk of placenta into a fruit smoothie. Some chefs I talked to suggested that I make placenta polenta. Another fine dining chef said to create a charcuterie item.

Visit Women’s Health for a list of placenta recipes.

A suitable side dish with placenta is bread made using a feminist’s vaginal yeast.

If it’s disgusting, moonbats will embrace it and possibly even eat it. Given time, they will mandate it.

On tips from J.

21 Responses to “Moonbat Cuisine”

  1. Frank says:

    A worst case example of “waste not, want not”?

  2. Mack says:

    Cannibalism. Disgusting.

  3. George Lortz says:

    Y’all owe me a new keyboard. I just puked all over mine.

  4. StephaneDumas says:

    Speaking of Comsompolitan, I spotted that article on American Thinker.

    Now if you excuse me,…

  5. TrojanMan says:


  6. MAS says:

    Just like wild dogs except the dogs have an excuse…

  7. MAS says:

    A quotation of the Puritans, who’d go apoplectic seeing what we have become…

  8. DM says:

    Wild animals do it to keep predators from knowing there is a newborn in the area. They generally move themselves way from the location where the newborn was dropped. Don’t see that necessity for a civilized person.

  9. Mr. Freemarket says:

    Next on the list…..unborn babies.

    After all…….

  10. RKae says:

    Leftists just can’t stop themselves from looking like worshipers of Baal or Moloch.

    If they’re not slaughtering their babies, they’re committing cannibalism.

  11. bobdog19006 says:

    Thanks, Dave. I just cancelled our dinner plans for tonight. For some reason, I’ve lost my appetite.

  12. MAS says:

    Reading comprehension 101;
    “except the dogs have an excuse…”

  13. DM says:

    Understood you perfectly. Animals have a necessity for doing what they do, humans living in a civilized society do not have any established scientific reason for eating their own placenta. Was agreeing with what you said.

  14. Pyrran says:

    Sounds like it’s time to bring back electroshock therapy and frontal lobotomies.

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  16. bigpete says:

    Couldn’t bother to read the article, I’ll just wait for the movie.

    He is making a film about his placenta-eating experience called American Afterbirth.

  17. BiffWellington says:

    And for dessert? Never mind…I don’t think I want to know.

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