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Nov 23 2012

A Moonbat’s Conception of Thanksgiving

Hopefully you didn’t enjoy yourself too much on Thanksgiving. After all, it is a white supremacist holiday, as Robert Jensen reminded us at the George Soros–funded moonbat soapbox AlterNet on Thanksgiving Eve:

One indication of moral progress in the United States would be the replacement of Thanksgiving Day and its self-indulgent family feasting with a National Day of Atonement accompanied by a self-reflective collective fasting.

Use of the term “moral progress” by a liberal is a signal to place a bucket within easy reach in case the moonbattery gets the better of your stomach.

[R]eluctance to acknowledge our original sin — the genocide of indigenous people — is of special importance [on Thanksgiving, which] is the day when the dominant white culture (and, sadly, most of the rest of the non-white but non-indigenous population) celebrates the beginning of a genocide that was, in fact, blessed by the men we hold up as our heroic founding fathers.

He goes on to denounce Washington, Jefferson, and even the progressive Teddy Roosevelt for failing to indulge modern liberal fantasies regarding the nature of the Stone Age savages who sparsely populated North America before its discovery by the Europeans who used the previously wasted resources to create unprecedented prosperity.

Achieving an apoplexy of liberalism, Jensen shrieks that the great men who founded America held “moral values and political views virtually identical to Nazis.”

It has reached the point where the roaches don’t scuttle for crevices when you turn on the kitchen light. Instead they stand atop the toaster on their hind legs, wiggling their antennae belligerently. Jensen openly admits that “exactly what I would hope to achieve” is to “humble our proud nation” and “undermine young people’s faith in our country.”

As CNS News points out, “Jensen has a long career in both … journalism and academia.” From the point of view of our ruling class, his attitudes are impeccably correct.

The national self-hatred preached by vermin like Jensen and brought to a climax with the reelection of Obama is literally killing America.

Jensen: Prophet of the cult of self-hatred.

On tips from Stormfax, F.D.R. in Hell, Dean D, and Bob Roberts.

42 Responses to “A Moonbat’s Conception of Thanksgiving”

  1. TrickleUpPolitics says:

    Jensen can’t even get his facts straight. Abraham Lincoln called for a day of national Thanksgiving and the left’s favorite president, FDR, made it in fact a national holiday. Neither of those men were Founding Fathers.

    If the Founding Fathers held views comparable to Nazi’s, then Nazi’s held the same views as our Founding Fathers. I haven’t seen that comparison made in any of the tomes chronicling and analyzing WWII. I guess Jensen just thinks he’s getting out in front. Shrieking is a good description for his nonsense.

  2. Cargo Pilot says:

    OMG Dave….LMAO at this….

    “Use of the term “moral progress” by a liberal is a signal to place a bucket within easy reach in case the moonbattery gets the better of your stomach.”

  3. whotothewhat says:

    National Day of Atonement accompanied by a self-reflective collective fasting.

    Followed by Peoples of color Friday formally know as Black Friday. Where hungry angry groups of repressed peoples will trample fight and shoot one another for cheap 120 inch flat screen TVs.

    I read this ass’s sad web article, what I got mostly from it was it was all about ME and how I deal with being a white tool Prof of Journalism.

  4. AC says:

    These people need to leave America.

    Just go.

  5. AC says:

    You know, if he just set himself on fire, then he wouldn’t have to agonize over having lily white skin.

  6. Wyld_Goose says:

    Follow me on this: Puerto Rico votes and is accepted as the 51st state. America still exists 100-150 years into the future. In the future it will be a “fact” that American imperialist stole the land from the native puerto ricans.

    Still waiting to hear how we stole land from the native Hawaiians

  7. Dannyboy says:

    It’s called dumping a load in your own backyard in full view of the neighbors. The hypocrisy of those who take advantage of the only country with the freedom to criticize is anathema to those who value the same freedom.

  8. Secret Squirrel says:

    If he really feels that way, then he should write a will up to give all he has to some indigenous person and then once he has done that, KILL HIMSELF.

  9. SandyS says:

    Definitely a member of the SDS (Small Dick Society).

  10. metprof says:

    There was a time when people like this weren’t given a platform. People looked at them as they walked by and shook their head in pity.

  11. metprof says:

    Elizabeth Warren’s ghost writer?

  12. andre says:

    If he owns his own home, can he take the lead and give it back to the nearest Indian tribe? C’mon, lead by example.

  13. Sandor Clegane says:

    SandyS, as a proud conservative with a small penis, your words hurt my feelings and I would like an apology. It is not acceptable to shame someone for their body.

  14. Henry says:

    This is the guy that got a chocolate swirly a couple of times a semester in high school.

  15. dmgore says:

    Why do all liberal “men” wear those glasses?

  16. Joe says:

    Hey, you POS. Take advantage of one of the few freedoms we have left and leave before the door slams shut, like all communist countries do. Just leave, don’t look back. See if you can get your same salary spouting stupid shit in Cuba.

    Oh, and take sandor clueless with the small dick with you.

  17. Joe says:

    DM – It makes them think they’re smarter. Like that angry young man, rachel(ralph) maddow.

  18. Ummah Gummah says:


    Speaking of cockroaches.. anyone ever see “Joe’s Apartment”?


  19. dmgore says:

    Now that i think about it, you are exactly correct. It makes looking smug easier when you can down at someone over the glasses.
    Excellent point.

  20. Cameraman says:

    i Don”t Know about the Little Dick syndrome, but the Liberal Glasses say”Hey Look at Me I’am Intelligent!GFY you little Commie!

  21. 762x51 says:

    Ahhh, another name to add to the kill list.

    SandyS says:
    November 23, 2012 at 10:04 am

    Definitely a member of the SDS (Small Dick Society).

    Sandy – OMG, I almost fell out of my chair laughing. He looks like the poster child for metro-sexuals everywhere.

  22. Michael says:

    So, this atheist is promoting a concept identical to the holiest day in Judaism — Yom Kippur?

    Oh wait! They will dictate to us what we must atone for and to whom. That makes more sense!

  23. bobdog says:

    Me, I had a nice Thanksgiving. For a brief moment, I thought I had a pang of guilt about my hateful, racist heritage, but, no, it was the pumpkin pie. Should have skipped the whipped cream.

    Y’all have a nice holiday weekend.

  24. Vic Kelley says:

    I agree; this “professor” Jensen should go self-terminate.

    Or, he could do something. There are native american communities that live in squalor. He could go try to help them develop themselves. If he doesn’t have the skills to do that then he can go back to school and learn. If Jensen were serious he could go to a reservation in Oklahoma, New Mexico, or elsewhere and help needy people.

    Guess it’s just easier for him to hate himself and want to drag us down with him.

  25. Clingtomyguns says:

    Hope he has a case of constipation that lasts through Easter.

  26. Beef says:

    “Jensen openly admits that “exactly what I would hope to achieve” is to “humble our proud nation” and “undermine young people’s faith in our country.”

    Too late, Robert, Barack’s already checked those two goals off. Maybe you could pitch in and help achieve complete fiscal and moral bankruptcy for America, maybe then you wouldn’t feel like such an under-appreciated loser.

  27. KHarn says:

    =[R]eluctance to acknowledge our original sin — the genocide of indigenous people=

    According to arxhiological evidence and INDIAN TRADITION, there were native tribes liveing just a few DECADES before the colonial era. These tribes were EXTERMINATED by their “fellow indians”.

    The whites did not introduce slavery, torture, war, genocide, or bigotry into the new world, it was here all along, just like EVERYWHERE ELSE!

  28. KHarn says:

    “…there were native tribes liveing just a few DECADES before the colonial era.”

    Add “that were never known to the whites” after “era”.

  29. Jester says:

    Methinks he dost protest too much. Hence, the predictable race card.

  30. Noelegy says:

    Only a matter of time until he’s invited to a State Dinner at the White House!

  31. Steve says:

    What a moron !!
    He accuses the founding Fathers of being NAZIs.
    NAZIs were Socialists.
    They wanted no freedom of speech, strict gun control, national healthcare and dozens of other liberal wetdreams.
    He doesn’t even know basic history.
    But he probably felt so cool throwing around the word NAZI.

  32. jc14 says:

    Moron prof looks a little like Stephen King, whom I like as a writer, but is yet another libtard jerk-off who took the opportunity to slam Sarah Palin in an epilogue to his “Full Dark, No Stars” a few years ago, saying that her calling Obamacare bureaus “Death Panels” was some sort of calumny. Now with the 15-member politburo IPAB about to go into full operation in 2014, with the literal power of life and death over every American (those stupid enough to vote for Obama/Biden a second time and those with a brain, alike), how’s that appellation “Death Panel” sound now, Stevie? Uh, right on?

  33. Mike T says:

    Hey Jensen, fuck you. How do you like them apples?

  34. Alborn says:

    Hey Jensen, Get the hell out of the country you seem to loath. Self hatred is a mental disease. A bullet between the eyes would help your feelings.

  35. Bo-Jangles says:

    “Jensen: Prophet of the cult of self-hatred.”

    Self-hatred? Radical leftist? Obviously Jewish.

  36. ccoffer says:

    Just what did this jackass expect explorers to do? Sure, there were a few scattered bands of Mongoloid cave men in the America’s. So what? They died primarily from disease. There are more, however, living on their godforsaken “reservations” than ever existed prior.

  37. Rob says:

    “[R]eluctance to acknowledge our original sin — the genocide of indigenous people”

    Wait, wut? I thought our “original sin” was supposed to be slavery…. Can’t be having two original sins.

  38. RegulusSeradly says:

    About the only good thing I can say about Jensen is that he opposes the porn industry… but only for the wrong reasons.

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