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Apr 19 2017

Moonbattery Applied to Jeans Design

Considering that Levi’s is headquartered in San Francisco, and that gayification affects most everything these days, the Vetements x Levi’s collaboration shouldn’t take too many people by surprise:


When little boys wear them in Hollywood, they will be known as easy-access trousers.

On a tip from Stormfax.

18 Responses to “Moonbattery Applied to Jeans Design”

  1. KirklesWorth says:

    Sure…a butt zipper is worth at least a grand…although plumbers will display their cracks for free if you want.

  2. Occam's Stubble says:

    Many years ago, I had a friend who we all thought was in the closet. We used to joke about him wearing this type of jeans. I guess moonbattery is when jokes become reality.

  3. OldSailor says:

    I’ll never be able to look at Levi’s Jeans the same way again.

  4. OldSailor says:

    At least he’s got a sense of humor.

  5. Occam's Stubble says:

    That’s some cleavage right there, boy.

  6. SineWaveII says:

    ??? Why in the WORLD would anyone want a zipper up their crack? Are there no sane people left in the world? Imagine who much fun it would be to sit on that for a long drive.

  7. Mr. Freemarket says:

    Reminds me of a gal I used to date.

  8. Mr. Freemarket says:

    Levi’s are free to put zippers in the back of their jeans. I am free to buy Kirkland jeans at Costco.

    Let’s see if this fad continues.

  9. Ed C says:

    Yeah me too.These were around back in the 70’s.Back then they
    were known as “drive in’s”.

  10. Libraryguy says:

    My eyes!!

  11. ICEvictim says:

    I get Wranglers.

  12. Bosun Higgs says:

    Lawrence, lean forward and choke yourself!

  13. Anonymous says:

    When I was in college, there was a hot girl at my dorm who had jeans that zipped up the back– yes, they were called “gay jeans” and she got pissed about people snickering she liked sodomy.

  14. KirklesWorth says:


  15. Steve2 says:


  16. MAS says:

    Have done so for decades…started when Levis went openly rainbow coalition (though it wasn’t called that at the time).

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