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Jan 30 2013

Muslim Scientific Accomplishment Discovered

Under Mullah Hussein Obama, NASA’s “foremost” mission is not to explore the final frontier, but to help Muslims “feel good” about their scientific accomplishments. Imagine the administration’s delight, now that a Muslim scientific accomplishment has been discovered:

The Iranians have unveiled an amputating machine that will be used to cut off fingers of thieves. The authorities recently exhibited the machine and gave a demonstration of its efficiency as stern warning to would-be-thieves under Islamic penal code.

Muslim technological wizardry in action:


The photos, published by the Iranian Press Agency, appear to show a public amputation. According to The Telegraph, the sweatsuit-clad prisoner in the photo was convicted of theft and adultery by a court in the southwest city of Shiraz, last Wednesday. …

France24 reports that the prisoner was also sentenced to three years in prison and 99 lashes of the whip after fingers from one hand had been cut off.

If they weren’t savages, liberals wouldn’t demand that we revere them.

Iran’s Islamic regime has also made great strides in political science:

Fox News reports that Mahmoud Amiry-Moghaddam, a spokesman for Iran Human Rights, said incidents of public executions tend to increase as elections draw near. He told France24: β€œWe have noticed that the authorities have recently being making more and more publicity surrounding cases of corporal punishment. Every time we get closer to an election, the number of these incidents increases. And we’re getting quite close to the presidential election [slated for June]. I believe this is a strategy to instill fear in the population so as to avoid any protests.”

Not that Obama or his media would acknowledge any such protests. Having been America’s worst enemy for the past generation, Iran enjoys special favor in the Obama Regime — as Chuck Hagel's nomination for Defense Secretary confirms.

On tips from Ummah Gummah and Wiggins.

27 Responses to “Muslim Scientific Accomplishment Discovered”

  1. Duke says:

    This is acceptable, as long as they don’t waterboard the poor bastard!

  2. justme says:

    Can’t we institute this for Congress and all government officials here in the US?

  3. StanInTexas says:

    Muslims believe in and overtly use capital punishment. Liberals call the Right ‘bloodthirsty’.

    Muslims abuse and execute people for being gay. Liberals demand that Christians stop ‘hating’ gays.

    Muslims treat women like cattle, beating and killing them. Liberals complain that Republicans stop their “war on women”.

    Muslims demand that their religion be revered and no one be allowed to speak against them. Liberals work to stop Christians from practicing their religion in public.


  4. In all fairness, those flaffels are pretty good

  5. Dave says:

    Ghastly! F’ing GHASTLY!!!!!!

    The only thing worse is the thought of being married to Debbie Wassermann Schultz.

  6. justme says:

    Ahh, but Debbie Waserman-Shultz would be the cover-girl on a Democrat Swimsuit issue..

  7. Frank says:

    @justme – why would you want to use a punch press on politicians when there are guillotines collecting dust?

    Better yet, use the bastards for human sacrifice.

  8. Frank says:

    … and, re: Debbie-the-bitch … looking at that worthless twunt in a swimsuit would be an evil form of punishment – probably against some law or another.

  9. Tax Slave says:

    The Left think anything done by the enemies of the American way of life is OK, and that anything done by the defenders of the American way of life is wrong.

    This is why they ignore Muslim stoning of homosexuals (catchers only–no pitchers), but demand that the BSA accept homosexuals.

    This is also why they ignore the mistreatment of Muslim women by Muslim countries yet demand women be allowed on the front lines.

    The examples of doublethink are endless.

  10. Uncle Kevvie,on the prowl says:

    So, now he hasta’ count in Base 5. Big whoop.
    …if he’s married, after he gets out,he’ll be praticed in onehandedness like she will not believe….and her ladyparts will squeal : “thank you,lefty…”

  11. Clingtomyguns says:

    And here I thought that NASA could only tout that Muslims were an inspiration for the original Star Trek episode with the guys with the staffs!

  12. Lance says:

    You still have no Facebook Share button Dave πŸ™

  13. Ummah Gummah says:


    Don’t forget the moslem monkey that recently shot Ahmadinejihad into space:

    I think this deserves not one but at least ten Nobel prized, don’t you?

    And not those wussy “peace” prizes either, but the real meat and potatoes stuff usually reserved for real.. er.. Western Scientists.


  14. Ummah Gummah says:


    prizes, sorry.


  15. Sam says:

    A smaller guillotine? How droll and French.

    They’re about as inventive as the Chicoms.

  16. Ummah Gummah says:

    Reaganite Republican says:
    January 30, 2013 at 9:13 am
    In all fairness, those flaffels are pretty good

    Careful.. you never know if you will find a severed finger or two in one of those things..


  17. Karin says:

    Just horrifying. And I am so sick of the left hypocritically defending these savages, or at least treating them with kid gloves, or just looking the other way.

  18. James McEnanly says:

    So what. We can replace arms arms either with natural transplantsor with nearly perfectly functioning prosthetics. Of course, this is a country that crows about something we could do in the last year of the Truman administration

  19. Ummah Gummah says:


    Obama famously said that the most beautiful sound in the world FOR HIM is the sound of the moslem call to prayer. I bet the sound of guys getting their hands cut off must be a real turnon for that monster as well. I wonder if he watches stonings live from iran in the Oval Office. At least Bill Clinton only used his cigars in there.. how deeply we have fallen, my dear friends..


  20. Dr. 9 says:

    Actually, Muslims have made a huge discovery. They’ve discovered how weak, gullibe, and stupid Amerika really is. Now that a genuine traitor has been picked as sec. of state by his fellow elected lying crooks, they’ll really start pissing on us. And, we deserve every bit of it.

  21. Ummah Gummah says:


    @ Dr. 9

    I know what you’re saying about the S.o.S but let’s not forget what he is replacing.

    I call that par for the course.

    Neither better nor worse.



  22. Dr. 9 says:

    No Ummah, i didn’t forget, but as miserable and phony as she is, at least she never turned on our warriors like “the chin” did. Not yet anyway.

  23. Eleanor in Hell says:

    When you say “Islamic penile code,” is this machine adapted from a circumcision gallows?

  24. F.D.R. in Hell says:

    It’s “penal” Eleanor, not “penile”…

  25. Eleanor in Hell says:

    You say tomayto; I say tomahto. πŸ™„

  26. Flu-Bird says:

    While were in the 21st Century Iran is still in the Dark Ages

  27. Ghost of FA Hayek says:

    So I take it they are not processing a pork loin then ?

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