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Jan 17 2018

New California

Now here is a Calexit plan that makes sense:

With the reading of their own version of a Declaration of Independence, founders of the state of New California took the first steps to what they hope will eventually lead to statehood.

They don’t want to secede from the USA, like tantrum-throwing coastal moonbats. They want to secede from California, which has fallen under the total domination of the leftist kooks infesting Los Angeles and the Gay Area.

“Well, it’s been ungovernable for a long time. High taxes, education, you name it, and we’re rated around 48th or 50th from a business climate and standpoint in California,” said founder Robert Paul Preston.

Also, California has the highest poverty rate in the nation, despite its bountiful resources.

The state of New California would incorporate most of the state’s rural counties, leaving the urban coastal counties to the current state of California.

Moonbats get a state, regular Americans get a state too. Sounds fair.

Unfortunately, it will never happen. The Democrats who have complete political control of the state would have to agree to it; that is, they would have to admit they have failed to govern, give up a large part of their tax base, create two more Republican Senators, and let farmers take control of water that has been flowing into L.A. and San Francisco (or out to sea on behalf of the delta smelt).

But a free California makes for a beautiful dream.

On tips from Dragon’s Lair, TCS III, Bodhisattva, and J.

17 Responses to “New California”

  1. Dan Northrup says:

    I’m all for it. -California Resident

  2. physicsnut says:

    // young bill moyers reporting on south bronx MASS ARSON
    // where shitholians run amok

    // wiki page on South Bronx –


  3. MAS says:

    If you pray please pray for this one to happen. Free at last would be our cry…

  4. OldSailor says:

    Miracles happen. I hope this does.

  5. Eddie_Valiant says:

    Make it happen and I’d move there. California still has some of the most gorgeous places ever created by the hand of God.

  6. ramrodd says:




  7. SolidusRaccoon says:

    What would stop the libs from fleeing from old Cal to New Cal and infesting it all over again?

  8. Mr. Freemarket says:

    Hopefully a very big wall

  9. Billll says:

    New Old California, or maybe West California should be everything West of I-5 from the North Bay to Can Clemente. East California can be everything else, and Colorado will be Far East California.

  10. Alisa says:

    Girl here in the Midwest praying for my fellow conservatives in CA to succeed in separating themselves from the Tyrant, Commie Traitors!!

    Remember, this is also a spiritual battle & the yokes of tyranny must be broken there as well. My Prayer Is:

    In the Name of Jesus I command every yoke of the enemy to be destroyed off the state of CA by the anointing according to Isaiah 10:27. satan, Take Your Hands Off CA, it is God’s property. You are an Illegal Usurper, devil. You have NO Right To CA or America she is God’s Property. Besides that Jesus Took Back Everything You legally got from Adam in the Garden, You mr. devil have NO More legal rights to anything on this planet. Now Go, leave this state, leave this country. In the Name of Jesus we the people are officially kicking you out. This is The Notice Served On you!!

    Now Go, Ministering Spirits, God’s Mighty Warrior Angels, & Enforce Eviction On satan & ALL his demons from the state of CA & from these United States of America!! Give these conservatives in CA the Victory to create the “New State of CA” where God is welcome & where He will rain his Blessings of Prosperity on this newly born state.

    Also, give our President Trump & his family Protection & lead & guide him as he continues to be your man in office to bring You Almighty God back to America & Your Prosperity & Your Blessings to Our Land To MAGA!!!!


  11. Rick Harvey says:

    Sensible gun law, like the 2nd Amendment and the Inherent Right to Self Defense!…PEACE!!!

  12. Floridian says:

    California is worse than the rest of the country, but it’s only a matter of degree. The solution for California is the same as for the rest of the country: waging war on liberals and expelling Third World settlers.

  13. Area man says:

    This would be a dream come true, I have wished for this for years, ever since I became a conservative. I live in this area. Most Americans would be extremely surprised how conservative this side of the state is.

  14. magic1114 says:

    I’ve been waiting for their announcement…

  15. magic1114 says:

    One condition for moving there: submit to search of political affiliation. Voted Democrap in the last 10 years? Yes? GTFO commie!

  16. KHarn says:

    =The Democrats who have complete political control of the state would have to agree to it..+

    “West Virginia” didn’t need permission from the state government in ’61, only yankee guns.

  17. master of sinanju says:

    i live here in ca. behind enemy lines in the imperial valley. If this had a better than average snowballs chance in hell of succeeding, I am all for it. Sadly those p.o.s. in sac. will not let go , much like pharoah wouldnt let the hebrews go.IF it does come to fruition, I will come back home from Az. I am planning to GTFO of ca. I dont want to leave, the majority of my family is still here but I hate having my rights taken away one little bite at a time.

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