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Apr 02 2013

New York City Introduces Teen Sex App

The best illustration of the difference between liberty and libertinism is the authoritarian dystopia of New York City, where everything from ear buds to Styrofoam is subject to arbitrary and capricious suppression by a despotic local government, even while teen sex is publicly encouraged at taxpayer expense.

Nanny Bloomberg’s regime has launched a new app for kids to run on their ObamaPhones entitled “Teens in NYC Protection+,” offering them all they need to know to get off to an early start in frivolous fornication. The app was announced on a section of dedicated to teenagers.

“Teens in New York state have a legal right to get sexual-health services without the permission of parents, guardians, boyfriends, girlfriends, relatives or anyone else,” the site advises.

By comparison, a teen is not allowed to go on a school trip without parental consent.

There’s also promotional material by teens for teens, some barely out of junior high school.

“I’m not having sex now, but I know where to go when I’m ready,” announces Jessica, age 16.

“It felt good to talk about sex and get information without feeling embarrassed,” adds Lisa, age 14.

Imagine trying to raise a child to be moral under New York City’s government.

michael bloomberg
Spending taxpayer money on teen sex app.

On a tip from Wiggins.

17 Responses to “New York City Introduces Teen Sex App”

  1. Skyfall says:

    Don’t you throwbacks understand? We’ve “evolved” and no longer are chained to the old, ignorant ways of the past.

    Sex…not just ‘playing doctor’, but full-on sex…is “going to happen”, so we must get kids up to speed. Rimming, fisting, three-ways, sodomy, S&M, gang-bangs…it’s all just “choice”, and the sooner they learn, the better. If we don’t reach them by kindergarten, it’s too late.

    Same goes for homo-sex. It’s going to happen. It’s natural. Everyone is “gay”. Girl-girl is mandatory for college kids. A boy who shows masculine traits offends his homosexual and transgender comrades by implication. Homosexual parents who raise kids and use them for barter are simply an alternative to archaic Christian guilt-ridden families.

    When will you neanderthals learn?

  2. modd kenwood says:

    also in the works for teens engaging in sex is a CLAP App

  3. Ed Wallis says:

    The *best* COUNTER AD to this garbage:

    Post the Bloomberg photo above…with the text:
    “Young and curious? Call me!”

    Visual Ipecac.

  4. JNN says:

    Nice one Bloomy. Now all of the pedophiles have an app. Can’t wait to see “To Catch A Predator” with this one!

  5. Jay B. says:

    “Teens in New York state have a legal right to get sexual-health services without the permission of parents, guardians, boyfriends, girlfriends, relatives or anyone else,”

    Actually, no. I have two underaged daughters and I’m their legal guardian. Litterally, their welfare is my responsability.

    Mind you, as a father it’ll be my duty and delight for the rest of their lives but my point is that yes, it is definately the parents’ business in knowing these things.

  6. KHarn says:

    Let’s just dump our children on the doorsteps of the nearest government building right after birth. Let THEM raise them!

    Unfortunately, that’s what a lot of regressives want.

  7. Flu-Bird says:

    From the same stinkhole whos imperial mayor wants all americans disarmed SHAME ON TIME MAGAZINE for honoring this bloomberg pig

  8. Henry says:

    Prime hunting grounds for pedo’s…

    Ain’t that right, Mr. Mayor?

  9. Leg Tingles says:

    I hope the teens fire up smokes after coitus while refilling large sodas and enjoying transfats.

  10. Elizabeth says:

    Bloomie looks like a perv himself. I wouldn’t be surprised if he pays to have people poo on him.

  11. Flu-Bird says:

    Wait for Bloomboogers to start some stupid EXCHANGE YOUR GUN FOR FREE SEX knowing the Big Apple has a nasty worm in its core named MICHEAL BLOOMBERG

  12. Flu-Bird says:


  13. blurgh says:


    Are you Righties in favor of the “traditional family”, or aren’t you?

    You cite it to an insane degree when discussing marriage equality, but when it comes to forcing unwed teenage mothers to have babies they can’t afford… suspicious silence.

    Highest rates of teen pregnancy in the US… gotta be NY, right? Since they are so in favor of ‘promoting’ it. Right? Right? Gotta be!

    Oh. Wait.

    New Mexico – 93/1,000
    Mississippi – 90/1,000
    3. Texas – 85/1,000
    4. Nevada – 84/1,000
    5. Arkansas – 82/1,000

    Wow. It is almost like abstinence education is stupid and doesn’t work. It is similarly almost like NY with its comprehensive program… does. NY didn’t make the top 10. Amazing how many of the top half are the remaining, dwindling red states. Must be a coincidence. Right?

    Bothering the crazies with facts, just to see if any of them make an impact. Odds? Not great.

  14. Dr.9 says:

    Queen Bloomberg is the reincarnation of Heinrich Himmler, except with a whole lot more money, ($27+ BIL.) and limp wrists. He is the epitome of elitist arrogance, someone who loves to simply brush aside the “little people” who dare disagree with his dictates. This is a VERY dangerous little “man”.

  15. Grunt says:

    Hey Blargh, you’re neglecting some factors in your little diatribe.

    People in the South are just as exposed to public school, media, and cultural pressures that place their interests counter to the family. Since I live in the south, I can vouch that “abstinence classes” practically don’t exist in such a manner as to compete with peer pressure, cultural exposure, and other variables. Abstinence is encouraged to steer kids away from the unwelcome circumstance of an unwanted pregnancy or venereal disease, but it’s not like there’s a guardian sent home to hover over and force-steer kids to keep their legs crossed.

    There are condom dispensers in bathrooms on even the little college campuses here, for your edification.

    It is single-parenting that is a problem, much less “teen” pregnancy, as expecting kids that were raised with a deficit at the gate are even less likely to execute a sensible decision when it comes to coping with pregnancy.

    Your “suspicious silence” is an illusion created in the parking lot of our mind; to avoid teen pregnancy, we discourage kids from having sex. Failing that, we recommend adoption as an option because there are families that would love to have kids and would welcome any child, for one, and for two it isn’t the baby’s fault mommy and her little pet hard-on were irresponsible, so why should the child have to pay?

    Talk about “suspicious silence”…I wonder who has higher abortion rates between all of those states you claim “force abstinence” and the fine state of New York?

    Of those numbers, what percentage do YOU suppose the abortion is performed as a result of bona fide rape or incest–the actual act of unwanted, assault-and restrain, forced sexual congress between a male and a female, as opposed to some ginned up excuse to force the already burdened tax payers to foot the bill for some little moron’s reproductive irresponsibility?

    Include the “morning after pill” in those numbers, too, Sunshine.

    (Just so you know, you can look up the data and you will find that even at the highest number of percentages, abortions performed as a result of what is considered by law as rape is below one percent. Guttmacher Institute)

    So, yeah….bothering morons with facts seldom has the impact one would hope…but Lord knows, we keep trying.

  16. Grunt says:

    Of course, who would be silly enough to base a whole platform of rationale on such a nebulous concept as “Hope”?

    (Hope ain’t the only thing that floats, you know.)

  17. Grunt says:

    Whoops! missed a letter!

    “Your “suspicious silence” is an illusion created in the parking lot of our mind” is meant to read “Your “suspicious silence” is an illusion created in the parking lot of your mind”.

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