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Aug 11 2017

New York City Rats Jump Into Baby Strollers

No story could be more emblematic of Bill de Blasio’s rotting Big Apple:

Hungry rodents are apparently menacing parents, nannies and babies on the Upper West Side.…

“There’s rats everywhere,” an Upper West Side resident said.

State Assemblywoman Linda Rosenthal said some parkgoers claim rats are jumping into baby strollers to steal snacks.

Why not poison the rats? Because hawks might get sick from eating poisoned rats. Better to let the rats breed out of control and attack baby strollers.

Rats taking over playgrounds even in the daytime is not limited to the Upper West Side.

De Blasio says he is going to throw $32 million at the problem, largely by replacing trash cans. He could reduce the rat population more effectively by leaving town.

New Yorkers voted for de Blasio; they deserve him. But babies in their strollers do not deserve to have their faces chewed by rats.

A postcard from de Blasio’s New York.

On a tip from Varla.

12 Responses to “New York City Rats Jump Into Baby Strollers”

  1. Frank says:

    Believe it or not, it’s illegal to kill rats in Washington DC. The law has nothing to do with protecting our elected “representatives”. It’s really about protecting rats at the expense of humans, if any humans actually live in DC.

  2. KHarn says:

    In 1876, there was a rat attack on the weather station on Pike’s Peak. A real horror story.

  3. Jester says:

    I bet de Blasio is working on a way to get rats to start voting Democrat. Don’t laugh! I wouldn’t put it past him for an instant, and it would be really easy…

  4. BiffWellington says:

    Nothing much to do bu sit back and wait for the plague…

  5. Occam's Stubble says:

    They should put a bounty on them….oh wait, there’s that pesky little no guns thing in NYC. Maybe Texas could send them coyotes and bobcats.

  6. THOUGHTCRIMINAL2084 says:

    Dave, you missed the best part of the new trash cans: THEY COST $7000 EACH. And the “rodent resistant” mint garbage bags are supplied by a “donor” to one Sandinista Bill’s “charities.”

  7. namenlos says:

    In 1876, there was a rat attack on the weather station on Pike’s Peak. A real horror story.

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    So this has gotten even worse I see. I have pictures of rats in the subways and trashcans of NY.. got hollered at by a young lady for kicking one to death with my boot one time..

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    This is all part of a vast right wing conspiracy.

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