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Mar 16 2016

Newspeak Dictionary Update: Hillary Does Not Shout

It is not enough to maintain the most up-to-date edition of the Newspeak dictionary. The dictionary must be constantly annotated to indicate which otherwise acceptable words cannot be used in certain contexts. For example, Shrillary Clinton does not shout, so even though media analyst Howie Kurtz’s advice may have been well intentioned, he should have kept it to himself:

Kurtz can consider himself rebuked, the sexist.

Truth to tell, Shrillary wasn’t exactly shouting. It was more like a combination of barking and snarling:

Don’t forget to avoid the 12 prohibited Shrillary descriptors.

On a tip from Torcer.



55 Responses to “Newspeak Dictionary Update: Hillary Does Not Shout”

  1. Fiberal says:

    Even anti-Trumpers and liberals have got to find this funny:

    https://www.facebook.com/DonaldTrump/videos/10156777419665725/

  2. Fiberal says:

    Even anti-Trumpers and liberals have got to find this funny:

    https://www.facebook.com/DonaldTrump/videos/10156777419665725/

  3. cplmayhem says:

    If she can’t take the heat she can get back in the kitchen.

  4. cplmayhem says:

    If she can’t take the heat she can get back in the kitchen.

  5. 762x51 says:

    I’m surprised that the polarizing, disingenuous, overconfident, calculating, fascists at the secretive, insincere Think Progress had time to look up from planning their next ambitious display of entitled, inevitable totalitarian statism. They certainly appear to be out of touch though are willing to do anything to win. A shame they represent the past.

  6. 762x51 says:

    I’m surprised that the polarizing, disingenuous, overconfident, calculating, fascists at the secretive, insincere Think Progress had time to look up from planning their next ambitious display of entitled, inevitable totalitarian statism. They certainly appear to be out of touch though are willing to do anything to win. A shame they represent the past.

  7. Nobama says:

    John Boehner on Ted Cruz–

    In a sign of how much the former speaker still dislikes Ted Cruz, he referred to the Texas senator as “lucifer.”

    http://blogs.wsj.com/washwire/2016/03/16/john-boehner-backs-paul-ryan-in-case-of-contested-republican-convention/

  8. Come&TakeIt says:

    John Boehner on Ted Cruz–

    In a sign of how much the former speaker still dislikes Ted Cruz, he referred to the Texas senator as “lucifer.”

    http://blogs.wsj.com/washwire/2016/03/16/john-boehner-backs-paul-ryan-in-case-of-contested-republican-convention/

  9. trumpkin says:

    but she does bark!

  10. trumpkin says:

    but she does bark!

  11. Henry says:

    Yeah, she’s a bitter ol’ bitch…

  12. Henry says:

    Yeah, she’s a bitter ol’ bitch…

  13. jayeS says:

    The worse thing a man wants to hear is a screeching woman. A woman with a horrible voice, ugly and unfriendly. There’s nothing soft about Hillary and her lesbian demeanor comes through loud and clear.

  14. jayesouthworth says:

    The worse thing a man wants to hear is a screeching woman. A woman with a horrible voice, ugly and unfriendly. There’s nothing soft about Hillary and her lesbian demeanor comes through loud and clear.

  15. jayeS says:

    It was Hilllarious!

  16. jayesouthworth says:

    It was Hilllarious!

  17. Fiberal says:

    Yeah! I had to listen to that 3x.
    I was rollin…

  18. Fiberal says:

    Yeah! I had to listen to that 3x.
    I was rollin…

  19. barfomer says:

    Between the barking and the coughing she screeeching and bitching . Don’t think she’ll last past April fools day.

  20. Barformer says:

    Between the barking and the coughing she screeeching and bitching . Don’t think she’ll last past April fools day.

  21. IslandLifer says:

    Makes me want to put a cork in it
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NJxmpTMGhU0

  22. IslandLifer says:

    Makes me want to put a cork in it
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NJxmpTMGhU0

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  24. bobdog19006 says:

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  26. Major Tom says:

    In that video she says we need to bring the country together not divide. Not vilify a certain group……how then does she explain all her blathering about evil republicans and how they are destroying the country. Yup. Way to go stupid. Nice way to unify when you call a great majority of the population evil.

  27. Major Tom says:

    In that video she says we need to bring the country together not divide. Not vilify a certain group……how then does she explain all her blathering about evil republicans and how they are destroying the country. Yup. Way to go stupid. Nice way to unify when you call a great majority of the population evil.

  28. bobdog19006 says:

    I don’t think she’d know what to do in the kitchen. The kitchen is in the servant’s wing.

  29. bobdog19006 says:

    I don’t think she’d know what to do in the kitchen. The kitchen is in the servant’s wing.

  30. MAS says:

    MAS News Service

    A recent survey by Testosterone Overload Magazine found the 100% of divorced men found Hillary too much like their ex wives. Seems the screeching nagging tone just was too much for them. One was quoted saying “This shrew will not be tamed, just like my ex. ‘TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE YOU SEXIST PIG! YOUDON’T MAKE ENOUGH MONEY SLACKER!’. Honestly just hearing that finger nails on a chalkboard voice makes me instinctively cover my wallet and call the lawyer”.

  31. MAS says:

    MAS News Service

    A recent survey by Testosterone Overload Magazine found the 100% of divorced men found Hillary too much like their ex wives. Seems the screeching nagging tone just was too much for them. One was quoted saying “This shrew will not be tamed, just like my ex. ‘TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE YOU SEXIST PIG! YOU DON’T MAKE ENOUGH MONEY SLACKER! I NEED MORE SHOES, WORK MORE OVERTIME!’. Honestly just hearing that finger nails on a chalkboard voice makes me instinctively cover my wallet and call the lawyer”.

  32. TED says:

    http://i.imgur.com/6hBHcAa.jpg THEY would know, EXCEPT they are the LIES THEY want to hear!

  33. TED says:

    http://i.imgur.com/6hBHcAa.jpg THEY would know, EXCEPT they are the LIES THEY want to hear!

  34. TED says:

    Ain’t Nuthin’ But a Hillary Dawg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMWEuYnu9I4

  35. TED says:

    Ain’t Nuthin’ But a Hillary Dawg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMWEuYnu9I4

  36. Cameraman says:

    She sounds like a dying Calf in a Hail Storm!!

  37. Cameraman says:

    She sounds like a dying Calf in a Hail Storm!!

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