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Aug 08 2017

Now Cheese Is Sexist

Parody is impossible against progressives. You cannot exaggerate how absurd and insane they are:

It is not women but milk cows who are allegedly “raped” by being artificially inseminated. But according to PETA, there is no moral difference between a woman and a cow.

In addition to being sexist, cheese also causes global warming. If you eat cheese, you are a sexist who hates the planet. You are a bad person. The only way you can redeem yourself is to submit completely to liberal ideology.

If you don’t want to be redeemed, enjoy cheese before moonbats get the leverage to make it illegal.

On a tip from J.

46 Responses to “Now Cheese Is Sexist”

  1. KHarn says:

    (CENSORED!) I’m slowly approaching the point where I start cleaning my rifle and counting cartridges while muttering “Just a few; that’s all. Just a few, I promise.”

  2. It’s a good point about the futility of parody in the face of such utter idiocy. How can one mock that which mocks itself so completely?

  3. THOUGHTCRIMINAL2084 says:

    Killing Christians is still kosher though 🙂 Killing Christians, and Trump “supporters” would be “humane”.

  4. Dan Northrup says:

    We all must #CutTheCheese

  5. Ol' Uncle Lar says:

    They come for my cheese they could end up looking the Swiss variety.

  6. daPenguin says:

    “there is no moral difference between a woman and a cow” – no- no I must refrain from rosie or lena jokes!!

  7. Trebuchet says:

    As an evil hetero white male, I’ve decided to triple my cheese intake just because it pisses of these PETA clowns.

    Note that my cats are always rescues, whereas PETA euthanizes theirs.

  8. Trebuchet says:

    Is there a word for unintentional self-mockery?

  9. littlefish says:

    watch out for constipation cheese can do that to you 🙂

  10. littlefish says:


  11. Trebuchet says:

    A small price to pay for sticking it to PETA.

  12. I prefer “Social Justice Warrior”, but there may be others.

  13. Narrator 1 says:

    “A rat is a pig is a dog is a cow is a boy.”

  14. MAS says:

    But what will I put on my hamburgers and other tasty meat dishes?

  15. MarkInKansas says:

    My grandfather and his sons were cow rapists. Who knew? They looked like normal American dairy farmers.

  16. JeffersonSpinningInGrave says:

    Wish I could vote that up twice.

  17. JeffersonSpinningInGrave says:

    Oh, come on. Stop it. Please, just stop it already.

  18. Chronos Z. Wonderpig says:

    I like cheese……

  19. Otis Longear says:

    Here’s an idea. Don’t eat it then.

    But as they are fascists they don’t want anyone else to eat it either.
    although killing the dairy industry will lead to the extinction of cows.

  20. Trebuchet says:

    “Social Justice Warrior” is three lies in one phrase, because they are none of the above.

  21. Anonymous says:

    Then why do they like abortion? (That makes them hysterical… )

  22. Floridian says:

    Trump needs to seriously declare the bacon cheeseburger America’s national dish just to get the goat of mental defectives like these.

  23. JeffersonSpinningInGrave says:

    Because they value the lives of animals above those of humans. They think the world would be a far better place if a large number of (other) people die.

  24. ICEvictim says:

    the key word for them is “other” (of course)

  25. ICEvictim says:

    just be sure to eat bacon with it *grin*

  26. JeffersonSpinningInGrave says:

    Heh, hasn’t stopped ’em yet!

  27. Good point. I’m gonna quote that. SJW… one name, three lies.

  28. TED says:

    Calling everything SEXIST IS CHEESY, is the closest thing to the truth that can be derived from this line of LEFTIST FEMINISM BS. OMG, get real you leftist half-wits!!!!

  29. TED says:

    You KNOW if it’s got to do with FEMINISM it’s going to be record breaking STUPID!!!!

  30. TED says:

    .. TKEY tried using a BLACK light to be PC but it just WOULD NOT work!!

  31. TED says:

    What makes you MORONS think we WANT TO KNOW is beyond DUMB!!

  32. TED says:


  33. Frank says:

    “But according to PETA, there is no moral difference between a woman and a cow.” It’s damned difficult to tell libtards like Hilarious Clitoris and Moo-chelle from cows!

  34. bobdog19006 says:

    Damn. First, it’s peanut butter and jelly is racist.

    Now it’s cheese is sexist.

    Who gonna make me a sammich now?

  35. Floridian says:

    That only happened in Barry’s fantasies. Vlad wouldn’t do that.

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