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Dec 30 2011

NYC Rights of Crime Victims

Ignorance of the law is no excuse. If you’re planning a visit to the People’s Republic of New York City, study up on local policy — or you might end up like Meredith Graves. This official document from the Office of the Mayor is a good place to start:


Compliments of Sean.

18 Responses to “NYC Rights of Crime Victims”

  1. Jay B. says:

    Jesus tell me this is a joke

  2. Sinister66 says:

    Its a joke.

  3. StanInTexas says:

    Of course it is a joke, SinSister. that is only Bloomberg’s plan, and it is for the entire country and not just New York City.

    Bloomberg hates the Constitution and wants everyone in America to hate it as well.

  4. FrankW says:

    There may be more truth in this parody than anyone realizes. I have not confirmed it but I read somewhere that a gunshot vic was in an NYC ER. The vic was able to give a thorough description of the perp. The cop took down the info exactly as stated except for any information related to race. And the vic was billed by the police for blood that got onto the cops uniform. Could have been a farce, might not, IDK.

  5. Jeff says:

    There is a missing item:
    All persons are required to shut up and do what every they are ordered to do. I am your Mayor, and I alone know what is in your best interest. I am to be worshipped

  6. Laobag says:

    The only way things will change in NY is if a wealthy well known family or politician loses a relative to a violent crime. Even then, they’ll probably blame an inanimate object, like a gun, or a knife. Oh, I forgot to mention social injustice, that’s a biggie in the excuse department.

  7. StanInTexas says:

    Yes Jeff, he alone knows what’s best. Like it is best for him to push a brand new mosque at Ground Zero, while keeping a Christian Church that was destroyed in the attack from being rebuilt.

    That is, when he is not touring the country, lecturing the rest of us on guns.

  8. Louisiana Steve says:

    If I can make it there
    I can make it anywhere
    It’s up to you
    New York, New York.

    Kinda has a different meaning these days.

  9. Mickey Shea says:

    5b: Persons caught with salt shakers,tobacco, or cheeseburgers will be executed, as per order of Nancy Bloomberg.

  10. A. Levy says:

    No Jay, it’s not a joke. As everyone knows, or should know, our limp-wristed little Fascist ruler is the nations #1 anti-2nd amendment zealot. He has spent tens-of-millions on doing everything he can to deter and obstruct law-abiding citizens from being able to defend themselves in NYC and around the country. Not surprisingly, the fact that just about every black in NYC is running around with an illegal gun seems to have been missed by His Majesty Bloomberg.

    Here is a warning from NYC:
    Beware. This leftist megalomaniac has his eyes set on national political office, and he has the money to buy just about any one.

  11. Louisiana Steve says:

    A. Levy-

    You are so correct and you can bet Mayor Bloombug doesn’t carry a gun. He doesn’t have to. He’s got other folks to do it for him full time to protect his royal arse. Funny how folks like this seem to overlook the hypocrisy.

  12. StanInTexas says:

    Rarely to Liberals see or acknowledge their own hypocrisy.
    •Michael Moore hates corporations and loves the unions, yet does all of his filmwork in Canada AWAY from unions.
    •Rosie O’Donnell hates guns, but has an armesd bodyguard for her and her children.
    •Al Gore thinks global warming is a scientific fact and we should all cut back, yet he lives in a mansion that uses more electricity in a month than most of us do in a year!
    •Bloomberg has protection for his every move, and I’m sure he eats whatever he wants to eat. He then attempts to denies these two freedoms to everyone else.

    If Liberals didn’t have double standards, they’d have no standards at all!

  13. Cameraman says:

    Time to put Bloomie on a Garbarge Barge to Jersey!

  14. wingmann says:

    StanInTexas says:
    December 30, 2011 at 8:54 am

    Hypocrisy,it’s the CORNERSTONE of putrid progressives.

  15. Bill T says:

    New York Lawmakers Reportedly Ask for Mercy for Tourist Arrested With Gun at 9/11 Memorial

    “By prosecuting this woman and seeking 3 1/2 years of jail, we are shooting our own [gun-control] efforts in the foot and giving the rest of the country ammunition,”

  16. Marci says:

    Sounds about right.

  17. octa bright says:

    NYC has been electing people with this mind set for decades. The city has, at least partially due to rent controls dating from Worls War II, a very limited pool of unsubsidised affordable rental housing. As a result the middle class has been to a very large extent priced out of the martket in NYC. The rich can hire defenders and the poor are dependent on the government largess for their survival so neither are willing and able to oppose the system. In addition the Afro-American community has been betrayed by their leaders who are far more interested in thier status within the Democratic Party the the wellfare of their constituants. This will continue until the municiple government gets desperate and/or stupid enough to tax the financal sector to the point that the exchanges and the big banks decide it is woth while to leave. At that point the effective example will be Detroit.

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