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Aug 29 2011

Obama Busted for Drunk Driving

The horde of Third World maniacs our rulers have allowed to take over the roads has produced more than its share of sorrow. For once, it has also produced some laughs. Howie Carr reports on yet another illegal arrested for drunk driving in Massachusetts:

This invader was from, of all places, Kenya, and his name is Obama. I’m not making this up — Onyango Obama, age 67.

Obama almost sideswiped a Framingham PD car, and then he had the nerve to tell the cop that he had, in effect, acted stupidly. The cops took Obama back to the police station, where cops said he blew a .14 on the Breathalyzer.

President Obama could not be reached for comment, nor could Auntie Zeituni. But Onyango Obama was held without bail, so one thing we can be sure of: Like Barack and Auntie Zeituni, he, too, is sitting around doing nothing, getting his three squares a day, compliments of the U.S. taxpayer. Celebrate diversity.

It appears that Onyango is Barack Hussein II’s uncle.

Hopefully at least one Obama will be sent on his way to his Kenyan homeland, never to return. But don’t count on it.

On tips from Byron, Bill T, and Wiggins.

15 Responses to “Obama Busted for Drunk Driving”

  1. Dookiestain Laflair says:

    Even in the subject of embarrassing family members, Obama puts Carter to shame.

  2. Spider says:

    Now we know why the Marxist-in-Chief wants to give amnesty to the 40-50 Million illegals which are draining our country. It’s so he can sneak the rest of his tribe, er, family, into the country and have them living high-on-the-hog like he and his racist, fat-assed wife are doing.

  3. nobarack08 says:

    Uncle Onyango Obama – illegal
    Auntie Zeituni Obama – illegal

    Baracka Abdallah Husein Obama – illegal

    anyone see a pattern here.

  4. SpringTexas says:

    He was picked up outside The Chicken Bone Saloon. You can’t make this stuff up even if you tried.

  5. Joe Mama says:

    “…Officer Lieutenant Delaney who told me that when Onyango Obama was asked at booking if he wanted to make a telephone call to arrange for bail, the Kenyan immigrant replied: “I think I will call the White House.”

  6. StanInTexas says:

    I sure the police officers in this case “acted stupidly” for allowing their squad car to get in the way of Onyango Obama’s driving.

    But the President has a real problem here. Does a “Beer Summit” seem an appropriate response to a drunk-driving issue????


    Never mix romulan ale and suarian brandy

  8. Dookiestain Laflair says:

    He should of stuck to synthehol.

  9. Fiberal says:

    Uncle Obama
    Aunt Zeituni

    If you open up a crate of oranges and the first layer on top is rotten, then you find the second layer is rotten, are you now going to assume that the third layer is okay?

    Not unless you’re a liberal.

  10. Mickey Shea says:
    Hey hey we’re the Monkeys
    We’re just chimping around
    We’re the young generation
    Burn your shizz to the ground
    Hey hey we’re the Monkeys !

  11. indefinitely… stupid Iphone

  12. “We Are The Kenyans We’ve Been Waiting For”

  13. Bill T says:

    How is it that auntie Zucchini is able to maintain two residences while she’s on welfare? I guess she has to maintain the one in the low rent neighborhood to keep dem welfare checks flowing.

    Zeituni Onyango
    120 L St, Apt 410
    Boston, MA 02127-3187
    (617) 752-4292
    Age: 55-59

    Zeituni P Onyango
    2 Bent Ct, Apt 789
    Boston, MA 02127-3959
    Age: 55-59

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