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Mar 21 2014

Obama Whimpers About Being Ridiculed for His Mom Jeans

Obama’s self-pity all but reduced him to tears during one of the hard-hitting interviews that characterize his media exposure. In a video released by Funny or Die, he whined to comedian Zach Galifianakis,

“I’ve been unfairly maligned about my jeans. The truth is, generally I look very sharp in jeans. There was one episode like four years ago in which I was wearing some loose jeans mainly because I was out on the pitcher’s mound, and I didn’t want to feel confined while I was pitching, and I think I’ve paid my penance for that. I got whacked pretty good. Since that time, my jeans fit very well.”

The country is going to hell, the international situation is spinning out of control, and this narcissistic child is still pouting because years ago someone laughed at his pants.

Apparently none of his communist mentors ever explained to young Barry that the surest way to keep people laughing at you is to respond defensively.

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Wearing mom jeans because they don’t market weenie jeans.

On a tip from The Only Other Conservative in Seattle.



54 Responses to “Obama Whimpers About Being Ridiculed for His Mom Jeans”

  1. JeffersonSpinningInGrave says:

    Anything to shift attention away from what matters (which, incidentally, seems to be the DNC campaign strategy for November)

  2. JeffersonSpinningInGrave says:

    Anything to shift attention away from what matters (which, incidentally, seems to be the DNC campaign strategy for November)

  3. chronos the wonder pig says:

    had to be wearing his big girl paties under those loose jeans…….

  4. Chronos Z. Wonderpig says:

    had to be wearing his big girl panties under those loose jeans…….

  5. TED says:

    Yes, he would much rather they be called FAG jeans. He has the mom vote
    sowed up and doesn’t have to put in any effort to keep it.

  6. TED says:

    Yes, he would much rather they be called FAG jeans. He has the mom vote
    sowed up and doesn’t have to put in any effort to keep it.

  7. TED says:

    Normally he likes TIGHT jeans, it’s not like he has anything to bind up in them.

  8. TED says:

    Normally he likes TIGHT jeans, it’s not like he has anything to bind up in them.

  9. TED says:

    Imagine if we had a real man in office.

    http://i58.tinypic.com/316w0ub.png

  10. TED says:

    Imagine if we had a real man in office.

    http://i58.tinypic.com/316w0ub.png

  11. Tchhht!!! says:

    This jackass throws one ball and calls it pitching???

  12. Tchhht!!! says:

    This jackass throws one ball and calls it pitching???

  13. Son of the Rabbit People says:

    It’s not his fault. His mom wouldn’t buy pants like all the other boys in school wear.

  14. Son of the Rabbit People says:

    It’s not his fault. His mom wouldn’t buy pants like all the other boys in school wear.

  15. jayeS says:

    That’s why Arnold calls Obama types “girly men.”

  16. jayesouthworth says:

    That’s why Arnold calls Obama types “girly men.”

  17. Jester says:

    Worst. Puppet. Ever.

  18. Jester says:

    Worst. Puppet. Ever.

  19. Bubba says:

    I don’t fault him for wearing mom jeans. You have to wear mom jeans to throw like a girl.

  20. Bubba says:

    I don’t fault him for wearing mom jeans. You have to wear mom jeans to throw like a girl.

  21. Bill T says:

    Michelle Obama’s Face To Be Plastered All Over Fast Food Chain
    http://yournation.org/michelle-obamas-face-to-be-plastered-all-over-fast-food-chain/

  22. Bill T says:

    Michelle Obama’s Face To Be Plastered All Over Fast Food Chain
    http://yournation.org/michelle-obamas-face-to-be-plastered-all-over-fast-food-chain/

  23. Bill T says:

    No wonder she didn’t want any US journalist along for the ride
    Beijing hotel workers already ‘fed up’ with Obama entourage in 3400-square-foot, $8,350-per-night suite inconveniencing ‘pretty much everyone’ – and the first lady’s mother is ‘barking at the staff’
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2586367/Beijing-hotel-workers-fed-Obama-entourage-3400-square-foot-8-350-night-suite-inconveniencing-pretty-ladys-mother-barking-staff.html#ixzz2wdxj45CY

  24. Bill T says:

    No wonder she didn’t want any US journalist along for the ride
    Beijing hotel workers already ‘fed up’ with Obama entourage in 3400-square-foot, $8,350-per-night suite inconveniencing ‘pretty much everyone’ – and the first lady’s mother is ‘barking at the staff’
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2586367/Beijing-hotel-workers-fed-Obama-entourage-3400-square-foot-8-350-night-suite-inconveniencing-pretty-ladys-mother-barking-staff.html#ixzz2wdxj45CY

  25. Bill T says:

    Obama Judge: Mexican Border Fence May Have “Disparate Impact” on Minorities
    http://www.judicialwatch.org/blog/2014/03/obama-judge-mexican-border-fence-may-have-disparate-impact-on-minorities/

  26. Bill T says:

    Obama Judge: Mexican Border Fence May Have “Disparate Impact” on Minorities
    http://www.judicialwatch.org/blog/2014/03/obama-judge-mexican-border-fence-may-have-disparate-impact-on-minorities/

  27. ReaganiteRepublican says:

    There might be such a thing as ‘weenie jeans’- look in Obama’s closet and God knows what you’ll find

  28. There might be such a thing as ‘weenie jeans’- look in Obama’s closet and God knows what you’ll find

  29. Cameraman says:

    He Wears the Mom Jeans to Protect his V jay jay !

  30. Cameraman says:

    He Wears the Mom Jeans to Protect his V jay jay !

  31. JeffersonSpinningInGrave says:

    Holy hell, is that a real quote? “Who cares about that old rag?” I mean, I know they THINK that way, but…

  32. JeffersonSpinningInGrave says:

    Holy hell, is that a real quote? “Who cares about that…old rag?” I mean, I know they THINK that way, but…

  33. TED says:

    You Bet’cha!

  34. TED says:

    You Bet’cha!

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