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Feb 17 2017

One-Sentence Solution to the EPA

There seems to be a correlation between the length of a bill and its perniciousness. ObamaCare is 2,700 pages long (with many thousands of pages of related regulations). At the opposite end of the spectrum is H.R. 861, which reads as follows:

The Environmental Protection Agency shall terminate on December 31, 2018.

Anything the EPA does that is actually constructive can be accomplished by democratic means through legislation. The agency is both tyrannical and unnecessary. Unlike ObamaCare, this excellent bill deserves to pass.

H.R. 861 in all its glory.

On a tip from Torcer. Hat tips: Daily Caller.

13 Responses to “One-Sentence Solution to the EPA”

  1. Mr. Freemarket says:

    Every state has its own version of a Department of Environmental Quality. The EPA is redundant, as well as unconstitutional.

  2. Bosun Higgs says:

    Save the trees for breathing that “poison gas.”

  3. Torcer says:

    A question on modern politically correct etiquette: Should one feel guilty at chortling amusingly at that posting?

  4. Saxon Warrior says:

    First:- Brexit, (Liberals moan and whinge),
    Next:- Trump’s ‘wall’ suggestion (Liberals fume with anger and their blood pressures rise to bursting point)),
    Then:- Hillary’s defeat in the election (Liberal snowflakes burst into tears and they throw dust over their own heads),
    Then:- Trump’s clever tactics during the first few weeks of his term (Leftists have fits and convulsions, set themselves alight, weep, wail and gnash their teeth),
    And now this:- Hoax climate-change denial and the closure of the EPA (moonbat heads turn blood red, and swell to dangerous pressures)

    Why oh why, hasn’t every moonbat head exploded by now?

    Surely they have to. They must explode – I keep praying.

  5. Saxon Warrior says:

    Yes, one should feel guilty – but just repent……. and then laugh all over again!!

  6. Steven Yarnell says:

    Silly EPA! Had they taken biology class, they would’ve realized trees and humans share a certain relationship called the symbiotic relationship where both help each other out! Now they lose their jobs and company because of that failed opportunity to take biology class. Thank God I’ve taken one! *mic drop*

  7. grayjohn says:

    A thing of beauty. Pass it and ELIMINATE the Economic Pestilence Agency.
    Get rid of it once and for all.

  8. Heltau says:

    We must pass it so we can find out what is in it.
    Worked for the libturds will work for us.

  9. 762x51 says:

    True, however, they also believe that carbon is a pollutant, trees and humans, in fact all members of all six kingdoms (Animalia, Plantae, Fungi, Protista, Archaea/Archaeabacteria, and Bacteria/Eubacteria) are, of course, carbon based life forms.

    Just what is the goal of ridding the Earth of carbon pollution?

  10. 762x51 says:

    The little known Department of Redundancy Department is also unconstitutionally unconstitutional.

  11. 762x51 says:

    If the Retadlicans are serious about reducing the deficit, debt and size of government, they will pass this and tRump will sign it. Then take the exact same document, clone it and replace the H.R. number and the words Environmental Protection Agency with the words Obamacare(what ever that POS is actually called) and pass that.

    Otherwise they are the Progressives I have characterized them as.

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