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Feb 23 2016

Open Thread

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Compliments of Mike P.



117 Responses to “Open Thread”

  1. Chocolate&Cheese says:

    Killary/Pennywise ’16!

  2. Eddie_Valiant says:

    Trumptanic!

  3. Eddie_Valiant says:

    Trumptanic!

  4. John Q. Whiteman says:

    How could someone with a bum that big fit in one of those pods?

  5. John Q. Whiteman says:

    How could someone with a bum that big fit in one of those pods?

  6. Torcer says:

    With GOP nomination looming, Trump slated to take witness stand in fraud trial https://www.yahoo.com/politics/with-gop-nomination-looming-trump-slated-to-take-191550876.html?

    With GOP nomination looming, Trump slated to take witness stand in fraud trial

    Here’s a part of the political calendar that nobody in the Republican Party seems to have noticed: This spring, just as the GOP nomination battle enters its final phase, frontrunner Donald Trump could be forced to take time out for some unwanted personal business: He’s due to take the witness stand in a federal courtroom in San Diego, where he is being accused of running a financial fraud.

    In court filings last Friday, lawyers for both sides in a long-running civil lawsuit over the now defunct Trump University named Trump on their witness lists. That makes it all but certain that the reality-show star and international businessman will be forced to be grilled under oath over allegations in the lawsuit that he engaged in deceptive trade practices and scammed thousands of students who enrolled in his “university” courses in response to promises he would make them rich in the real estate market.

    Although the case has been winding its way through the courts for the past five years — and Trump has denied all wrongdoing — the final pretrial conference is now slated for May 6, according to the latest pleadings in the case. No trial date has been set, but the judge has indicated his interest in moving the case forward, the pleadings show.

    “This is pretty amazing,” said Scott Reed, a veteran Republican Party consultant, about Trump’s upcoming due date in federal court. “Usually, you clean this stuff up before you run for president.”
    https://www.yahoo.com/politics/with-gop-nomination-looming-trump-slated-to-take-191550876.html?

  7. Torcer says:

    With GOP nomination looming, Trump slated to take witness stand in fraud trial https://www.yahoo.com/politics/with-gop-nomination-looming-trump-slated-to-take-191550876.html?

    With GOP nomination looming, Trump slated to take witness stand in fraud trial

    Here’s a part of the political calendar that nobody in the Republican Party seems to have noticed: This spring, just as the GOP nomination battle enters its final phase, frontrunner Donald Trump could be forced to take time out for some unwanted personal business: He’s due to take the witness stand in a federal courtroom in San Diego, where he is being accused of running a financial fraud.

    In court filings last Friday, lawyers for both sides in a long-running civil lawsuit over the now defunct Trump University named Trump on their witness lists. That makes it all but certain that the reality-show star and international businessman will be forced to be grilled under oath over allegations in the lawsuit that he engaged in deceptive trade practices and scammed thousands of students who enrolled in his “university” courses in response to promises he would make them rich in the real estate market.

    Although the case has been winding its way through the courts for the past five years — and Trump has denied all wrongdoing — the final pretrial conference is now slated for May 6, according to the latest pleadings in the case. No trial date has been set, but the judge has indicated his interest in moving the case forward, the pleadings show.

    “This is pretty amazing,” said Scott Reed, a veteran Republican Party consultant, about Trump’s upcoming due date in federal court. “Usually, you clean this stuff up before you run for president.”
    https://www.yahoo.com/politics/with-gop-nomination-looming-trump-slated-to-take-191550876.html?

  8. Torcer says:

    Shouts of ‘liar’ are taking their toll on Ted Cruz’s campaign http://wapo.st/1T5tbPS?tid=ss_tw

  9. Torcer says:

    Shouts of ‘liar’ are taking their toll on Ted Cruz’s campaign http://wapo.st/1T5tbPS?tid=ss_tw

  10. Chocolate&Cheese says:

    Heh, I was watching that rally live. Apparently that punk was throwing punches in the crowd.

  11. IslandLifer says:

    Boom! The people have spoken! Trump wins another landslide.

  12. IslandLifer says:

    Boom! The people have spoken! Trump wins another landslide.

  13. IslandLifer says:

    Ah ya!

  14. IslandLifer says:

    Ah ya!

  15. IslandLifer says:

    Yep. If I’d been there I would have punched him in his throat.

  16. IslandLifer says:

    Yep. If I’d been there I would have punched him in his throat.

  17. IslandLifer says:

    Nice, thanks.

  18. Chocolate&Cheese says:

    wooo! Ben just said evil government!

  19. IslandLifer says:

    Not even close 🙂

  20. IslandLifer says:

    Nice, thanks.

  21. IslandLifer says:

    Not even close 🙂

  22. Chocolate&Cheese says:

    Check out hotgas.net, just a week old and growing leaps and bounds.

  23. Chocolate&Cheese says:

    Damn, Rubio has 2nd nailed down. What’s up with that?

  24. Chocolate&Cheese says:

    Here’s Trump!

  25. Chocolate&Cheese says:

    Shout out to Steve Wynn.

  26. IslandLifer says:

    Right Scoopers are having a complete meltdown lol

  27. IslandLifer says:

    Right Scoopers are having a complete meltdown lol

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  29. Jack says:

    ” I’ll kill you all! Aha, I’ll drive you crazy, and I’ll kill you all! I’m every nightmare you’ve ever had. I am your worst dream come true! I am everything you ever were afraid of! ” said Pennywise, I mean Hillary.

  30. Occam's Stubble says:

    That picture is going to give me nightmares.

  31. Occam's Stubble says:

    That picture is going to give me nightmares.

  32. Wilberforce says:

    Alpha Male!! Yaaay, Amnesty!!11!Eleventy!!

  33. Wilberforce says:

    Alpha Male!! Yaaay, Amnesty!!11!Eleventy!!

  34. Torcer says:

    Dear Trump Fan, So You Want Someone To ‘Tell It Like It Is’? OK, Here You Go. http://www.theblaze.com/contributions/dear-trump-fan-so-you-want-someone-to-tell-it-like-it-is-ok-here-you-go/?

    Dear Trump Fan, So You Want Someone To ‘Tell It Like It Is’? OK, Here You Go.
    Dear Donald Trump Fan,

    I’m going to tell you the truth, friend.

    You say you want the truth. You say you want someone who speaks boldly and brashly and bluntly and “tells it like it is” and so on. According to exit polls in South Carolina, voters who want a president who “tells it like it is” are an essential demographic for Trump, just as they’re an essential demographic for Judge Judy and Dr. Phil. You say you want abrupt and matter-of-fact honesty, and you want it so much, you’ll make a man president for it regardless of whether he defies every principle and value you claim to hold.

    Personally, I think you’re lying, and I’m going to test my theory. In fact, I believe I’ve already proven my theory because you’re now offended that I called you a liar. But Trump has called half of the Earth’s population a liar at some point over the past seven months, and you loved every second of it. You said you loved it not out of cruelty or spite, but out of admiration for a man who’s willing to call people liars — even if he’s lying when he does it.

    Yet here I am employing the same tactic — accurately, I might add — and you recoil indignantly. Over the course of this campaign season I’ve said many harsh words about you and your leader, all of which I stand by, but you’ve never respected my harsh words, or the harsh words of any Trump critic. Indeed, you insist that our tough criticism of you only vindicates your support of Trump, while Trump’s vulgar and dishonest criticism of everyone else also vindicates your support of Trump. You’re tired of people being critical, but you love Trump because he’s critical. You say you like Trump for his style, but you hate his style when it’s directed at him or you.

    You say you want someone who’s politically incorrect. You’re so desperate for political incorrectness — a supremely ridiculous reason to vote a guy into the Oval Office, but never mind — that your esteem for him only grows when he belittles the disabled, mocks American prisoners of war, calls women dogs, calls his opponents p*ssies, calls for the assassination of women and children, says he’d like to have sex with his daughter, brags about his adultery, etc.

    You’re excited by the most vile statements and most cretinous behavior imaginable — not remotely deterred by any of it, no matter how many times he gloats over infidelity, curses his opponents, and publicly ogles his own children — because, you say, it’s politically incorrect. That is how unfathomably desperate you are for someone to come along and just say what’s on their mind, you claim.

    By your logic, then, you should be filled with an immense and irresistible affection for me when I call Donald Trump a crooked, underhanded con artist and you a reckless, ignorant dupe. You should fall madly in love with me when I accuse Donald Trump of being a spoiled, overgrown brat and you of being a cultish groupie enamored with fame. You should well up with pride and salute me as I mention that Donald Trump is a stuffed, soiled diaper sagging in the pants of American politics and you’re the poor, pitiful sap trying to elect it president. You don’t have to agree, but man, isn’t it refreshing that I’m willing to tell you what’s on my mind? Shouldn’t you leave a thousand comments under this article praising me for being politically incorrect, willing to attack not only Donald Trump but his blue collar supporters? In fact, if you’re sincere in your alleged regard for the bold and audacious approach, I expect you’ll have launched a nationwide write-in campaign for me by tomorrow morning.
    http://www.theblaze.com/contributions/dear-trump-fan-so-you-want-someone-to-tell-it-like-it-is-ok-here-you-go/

  35. Torcer says:

    Dear Trump Fan, So You Want Someone To ‘Tell It Like It Is’? OK, Here You Go. http://www.theblaze.com/contributions/dear-trump-fan-so-you-want-someone-to-tell-it-like-it-is-ok-here-you-go/?

    Dear Trump Fan, So You Want Someone To ‘Tell It Like It Is’? OK, Here You Go.
    Dear Donald Trump Fan,

    I’m going to tell you the truth, friend.

    You say you want the truth. You say you want someone who speaks boldly and brashly and bluntly and “tells it like it is” and so on. According to exit polls in South Carolina, voters who want a president who “tells it like it is” are an essential demographic for Trump, just as they’re an essential demographic for Judge Judy and Dr. Phil. You say you want abrupt and matter-of-fact honesty, and you want it so much, you’ll make a man president for it regardless of whether he defies every principle and value you claim to hold.

    Personally, I think you’re lying, and I’m going to test my theory. In fact, I believe I’ve already proven my theory because you’re now offended that I called you a liar. But Trump has called half of the Earth’s population a liar at some point over the past seven months, and you loved every second of it. You said you loved it not out of cruelty or spite, but out of admiration for a man who’s willing to call people liars — even if he’s lying when he does it.

    Yet here I am employing the same tactic — accurately, I might add — and you recoil indignantly. Over the course of this campaign season I’ve said many harsh words about you and your leader, all of which I stand by, but you’ve never respected my harsh words, or the harsh words of any Trump critic. Indeed, you insist that our tough criticism of you only vindicates your support of Trump, while Trump’s vulgar and dishonest criticism of everyone else also vindicates your support of Trump. You’re tired of people being critical, but you love Trump because he’s critical. You say you like Trump for his style, but you hate his style when it’s directed at him or you.

    You say you want someone who’s politically incorrect. You’re so desperate for political incorrectness — a supremely ridiculous reason to vote a guy into the Oval Office, but never mind — that your esteem for him only grows when he belittles the disabled, mocks American prisoners of war, calls women dogs, calls his opponents p*ssies, calls for the assassination of women and children, says he’d like to have sex with his daughter, brags about his adultery, etc.

    You’re excited by the most vile statements and most cretinous behavior imaginable — not remotely deterred by any of it, no matter how many times he gloats over infidelity, curses his opponents, and publicly ogles his own children — because, you say, it’s politically incorrect. That is how unfathomably desperate you are for someone to come along and just say what’s on their mind, you claim.

    By your logic, then, you should be filled with an immense and irresistible affection for me when I call Donald Trump a crooked, underhanded con artist and you a reckless, ignorant dupe. You should fall madly in love with me when I accuse Donald Trump of being a spoiled, overgrown brat and you of being a cultish groupie enamored with fame. You should well up with pride and salute me as I mention that Donald Trump is a stuffed, soiled diaper sagging in the pants of American politics and you’re the poor, pitiful sap trying to elect it president. You don’t have to agree, but man, isn’t it refreshing that I’m willing to tell you what’s on my mind? Shouldn’t you leave a thousand comments under this article praising me for being politically incorrect, willing to attack not only Donald Trump but his blue collar supporters? In fact, if you’re sincere in your alleged regard for the bold and audacious approach, I expect you’ll have launched a nationwide write-in campaign for me by tomorrow morning.
    http://www.theblaze.com/contributions/dear-trump-fan-so-you-want-someone-to-tell-it-like-it-is-ok-here-you-go/

  36. Torcer says:

    That will be small potatoes compared to Trump supporters when they realize what they have done.

  37. Torcer says:

    That will be small potatoes compared to Trump supporters when they realize what they have done.

  38. Torcer says:

    That is irrelevant – a presidential candidate cannot behave in that manner.

  39. Torcer says:

    That is irrelevant – a presidential candidate cannot behave in that manner.

  40. TED says:

    http://i.imgur.com/NVB3jb2.jpg The LEFTIST section, open to ALL of them!

  41. TED says:

    http://i.imgur.com/NVB3jb2.jpg The LEFTIST section, open to ALL of them!

  42. TED says:

    Remember how the left made such a fuss about how the Republicans were running OLD WHTE PEOPLE??!! http://i.imgur.com/i3KhL2f.jpg

  43. TED says:

    Remember how the left made such a fuss about how the Republicans were running OLD WHTE PEOPLE??!! http://i.imgur.com/i3KhL2f.jpg

  44. TED says:

    ANOTHER PART the left try to overlook!!

    http://i.imgur.com/h9fUjKu.jpg

  45. TED says:

    ANOTHER PART the left try to overlook!!

    http://i.imgur.com/h9fUjKu.jpg

  46. Chocolate&Cheese says:

    Concern noted.

  47. Torcer says:

    And that means what exactly?

  48. Torcer says:

    And that means what exactly?

  49. Torcer says:

    Exclusive: Inside The $125 Million Donald Trump Sexual Assault Lawsuit
    There has been much talk of late about Donald Trump and the law. In addition to his regular threats to sue Ted Cruz, LawNewz.com discovered Trump has been named as a plaintiff and defendant in at least 169 different federal lawsuits. Some of the cases have been resolved, a few dismissed as frivolous, others privately settled. In the context of that research, we found one that was particularly interesting, even scandalous. So we did some further digging and obtained an exclusive copy of the $125 million lawsuit filed in 1997, which had been buried deep in a federal archive warehouse in Kansas City, Missouri. The case has almost never been reported on, and the shocking allegations just seemed to suddenly vanish in an era before the widespread availability of the internet.

    The lawsuit was filed by Jill Harth who then went by Jill Harth Houraney on April 25, 1997. Harth, who was in her early 30’s at the time, alleged that Trump engaged in hostile and offensive sexual behavior towards her from 1992 to 1997 including “groping” her under her dress on several occasions, “forcibly” moving her to his daughter’s bedroom in an attempt to have sex with her, and repeatedly, aggressively and inappropriately propositioning her for sex. She called it “sexually abusive” and LawNewz.com spoke to her in an exclusive interview.

    The 12-page complaint is filled with sordid allegations against Trump, often very specific, and including dates and times. At other points in the filing, she presents second hand accounts of even more boorish behavior that she attributes to Trump.
    http://lawnewz.com/high-profile/exclusive-inside-the-donald-trump-sexual-assault-lawsuit/

  50. Torcer says:

    Exclusive: Inside The $125 Million Donald Trump Sexual Assault Lawsuit
    There has been much talk of late about Donald Trump and the law. In addition to his regular threats to sue Ted Cruz, LawNewz.com discovered Trump has been named as a plaintiff and defendant in at least 169 different federal lawsuits. Some of the cases have been resolved, a few dismissed as frivolous, others privately settled. In the context of that research, we found one that was particularly interesting, even scandalous. So we did some further digging and obtained an exclusive copy of the $125 million lawsuit filed in 1997, which had been buried deep in a federal archive warehouse in Kansas City, Missouri. The case has almost never been reported on, and the shocking allegations just seemed to suddenly vanish in an era before the widespread availability of the internet.

    The lawsuit was filed by Jill Harth who then went by Jill Harth Houraney on April 25, 1997. Harth, who was in her early 30’s at the time, alleged that Trump engaged in hostile and offensive sexual behavior towards her from 1992 to 1997 including “groping” her under her dress on several occasions, “forcibly” moving her to his daughter’s bedroom in an attempt to have sex with her, and repeatedly, aggressively and inappropriately propositioning her for sex. She called it “sexually abusive” and LawNewz.com spoke to her in an exclusive interview.

    The 12-page complaint is filled with sordid allegations against Trump, often very specific, and including dates and times. At other points in the filing, she presents second hand accounts of even more boorish behavior that she attributes to Trump.
    http://lawnewz.com/high-profile/exclusive-inside-the-donald-trump-sexual-assault-lawsuit/

  51. Giorgio Palmas says:

    The horror!

  52. Giorgio Palmas says:

    The horror!

  53. Torcer says:

    BTW, How long have you been around here?

  54. Torcer says:

    BTW, How long have you been around here?

  55. Chocolate&Cheese says:

    What does that matter?

  56. TED says:

    ROTFLMAO!!

  57. TED says:

    ROTFLMAO!!

  58. Torcer says:

    Then please answer my previous question:

    ‘And that means what exactly?’

  59. Torcer says:

    Then please answer my previous question:

    ‘And that means what exactly?’

  60. Chocolate&Cheese says:

    When I replied to your post with “concerned noted” I was using plain English to express to you that I was noting your expressed concern. Sorry, not trying to sound like an ass here, but that is all it was.

  61. Torcer says:

    Sure you were…

  62. Torcer says:

    Sure you were…

  63. Torcer says:

    If Cruz Wants to Win, Thursday Night He’ll Have to Clock Trump With Everything He’s Got — And More http://www.dailywire.com/news/3638/if-cruz-wants-win-tomorrow-night-hell-have-clock-ben-shapiro

    If Cruz Wants to Win, Thursday Night He’ll Have to Clock Trump With Everything He’s Got — And More

    So, all of this means that Cruz will actually have to beat Trump outright with Rubio still in the race, not wait for the never-gonna-happen Rubio flameout. He can do it, but only by recognizing that Trump is the biggest set of balls in the race, and the only way to defeat Trump is by kicking him directly in the groin on national television. That means Cruz should unleash everything up to and including the kitchen sink. He’s going to have to out-masculine Trump.

    He should face down Trump and say to him, “Donald, for months, everybody has been tiptoeing around you out of courtesy. Enough.
    We all know you’re a spoiled brat who’s never had anybody say no to him.
    You’re a pathetic, bloated old man who stood on daddy’s money stack to make billions, and then can’t shut up about how he’s a self-made man.
    You’re a ridiculous dolt who lies about his politics, brags about having sex with married women, and shafts little old ladies for cash.
    And every time you are attacked, your face turns as red as the Kool-Aid man – just like it’s doing now.
    Then you cite polls, as though polls make you not all those things. They don’t. You’re just as much of a ridiculous clown as you ever were.”

    http://www.dailywire.com/news/3638/if-cruz-wants-win-tomorrow-night-hell-have-clock-ben-shapiro

  64. Torcer says:

    If Cruz Wants to Win, Thursday Night He’ll Have to Clock Trump With Everything He’s Got — And More http://www.dailywire.com/news/3638/if-cruz-wants-win-tomorrow-night-hell-have-clock-ben-shapiro

    If Cruz Wants to Win, Thursday Night He’ll Have to Clock Trump With Everything He’s Got — And More

    So, all of this means that Cruz will actually have to beat Trump outright with Rubio still in the race, not wait for the never-gonna-happen Rubio flameout. He can do it, but only by recognizing that Trump is the biggest set of balls in the race, and the only way to defeat Trump is by kicking him directly in the groin on national television. That means Cruz should unleash everything up to and including the kitchen sink. He’s going to have to out-masculine Trump.

    He should face down Trump and say to him, “Donald, for months, everybody has been tiptoeing around you out of courtesy. Enough.
    We all know you’re a spoiled brat who’s never had anybody say no to him.
    You’re a pathetic, bloated old man who stood on daddy’s money stack to make billions, and then can’t shut up about how he’s a self-made man.
    You’re a ridiculous dolt who lies about his politics, brags about having sex with married women, and shafts little old ladies for cash.
    And every time you are attacked, your face turns as red as the Kool-Aid man – just like it’s doing now.
    Then you cite polls, as though polls make you not all those things. They don’t. You’re just as much of a ridiculous clown as you ever were.”

    http://www.dailywire.com/news/3638/if-cruz-wants-win-tomorrow-night-hell-have-clock-ben-shapiro

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