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Apr 08 2012

Open Thread


Via Breitbart, on a tip from Festivus.

53 Responses to “Open Thread”

  1. nobody says:

    Holy shit. That shot explains his entire life, and his entire life in public office!

    Wow. A picture is worth $15,000,000,000,000,000 words!!!!!!

    We are so screwed.

  2. AC says:

    “Revolutionary Marxism” Course Offered At PSU

    Perhaps our liberal friend John will explain how this is a good use of taxpayer money.

  3. nobody says:

    PSU was going down hill in the 80’s and fully embraced the South Africa thing.

    I guess it is done now. Mann and the rest of the Leftist ilk have ruined it.

  4. 88miker says:

    Terrible news everyone. Climate scientists say it’s already too late to turn back the tide of global warming:
    Since nothing matters anymore, think we can convince Obama to stop his re-election campaign?

  5. Caption... says:

    “I could have been playing golf today, instead of pretending I was Christian for the media.”

  6. Joek Loth says:

    Fortune Teller: Yeys, yeys , let me look into my crystal ball.(Rubbing glass ball)
    Willard: What do you see, mysterious lady?
    F.T.: I’s seesa desparate and delirious obama the fraud grinding the palm of his hand into his forehead in a futile attempt to make reality go away.
    Willard: And on what day do you see this happening to obama the fraud?
    F.T.: On the night of NO-O-vember sixth , two thousand and twelve.
    Willard: Oh well, that will just have to do!! He really WAS only JUST in over his head!! Ha-ha-ha!!!

    lao says: I should mention this. Huh? This is so lame Joke, what does this have to do with anything, you violent racist you.

  7. Smorfia48 says:

    Islamic terrorists and their leftist submissives attempt to organize a global boycott of Israeli goods. We Are Synonymous ensure their efforts backfire every time:

  8. Bob Roberts says:

    The ultimate facepalm.

    He just heard the best idea his re-election campaign planners could come up with.

    BLAME BUSH! Hey, it worked in 2008, didn’t it?

  9. Agnostic Conservative says:

    Paul Krugman’s latest recommendation.

    2012: “Not enough Inflation.”

    Flashback 2002: “Alan Greenspan needs to create a housing bubble to replace the Nasdaq bubble.”

  10. Bob Roberts says:

    Hey lao, got a bunch of questions for you on the last open thread. Do try to get to them before it scrolls away.

  11. klae says:

    I know what liberal friends would be saying: “Stop picking on him! He’s working so hard, while those damned Republicans keep obstructing all the good work he tries to do!”

  12. Bob Roberts says:

    Agnostic Conservative says: April 9, 2012 at 1:33 am

    Krugman’s next column:


  13. Ummah Gummah says:


    Caption: “Man, that zebiba sure is bothering me today!”

    In case you need to know what a zebiba is:


  14. Momster says:

    Well, Bob Roberts, it seems Obama still likes the “blame Bush” mantra! After all, he came out and said that wildly overspending and taxpayer-mocking GSA/Las Vegas incident was—

    wait for it—

    YES! GEORGE BUSH’S fault!!! (Who’d a thunk it?)

  15. A. Levy says:

    “are these crackers really that dumb that they believe everything i tell them? In that case, i’m sure to get re-elected and really finish the job on America…”

  16. Dadof3 says:

    Please tell me a camera has finally been invented to take a pic of how a room will look in the future and that this is a reaction to the first returns showing a total wipeout on election day.

    Or maybe his election frauds were completely thwarted and it was exposed he only has 3 million people voting for him at all.

    A guy can dream, can’t he?

  17. Homer Simpson says:

    Annoyed grunt!

  18. Bob Roberts says:

    Eric Holder claims voter fraud is not a problem.

    Really? You sure about that?

    LOOK! Do I see… Could it be? A HOCKEY STICK! Not fully formed yet, admittedly, but wasn’t this a fairly straight down trending line until about the time Democrats took over Congress and Obama got elected, at which time it significantly curved even further downward?

    Now we can break this hockey stick by voting OUT Democrats and Obama. Or we can encourage it to complete itself by voting them in.

    Your choice.

  19. Bob Roberts says:

    Momster says: April 9, 2012 at 4:34 am
    Yes, that is what my link points out. Thanks for noticing! I guess at least one person (besides lao, though he lies about it) actually reads my posts here!

  20. Alxandro says:

    “Damn it. I just forgot where we are going for our next vacation.”

  21. Bob Roberts says:

    Anyone who’s progressed past Kindergarten learns that English is a complex and imprecise language. Anyone with a proper grasp of English knows that what a sentence means depends on two things: What the author actually meant and, perhaps more important, the meaning the reader chooses to see based on their own state of mind at the time they read it.

    It is possible to craft a sentence in such a way to take advantage of the guilty mind of the reader and, using this known process, guide the reader to misinterpret the sentence as a demonstration of this fact.

    Our pal lao is a perfect example of this in action. Wait and see – even after we’ve pointed this out to him he still falls for it.

  22. berlet98 says:

    Trayvon and Tawana

    The mainstream media just love scandals whether they have any basis in fact or not. If those scandals involve race or sex, all the better. If they have both, it’s a bonanza. If they serve to perpetuate racial division, it’s orgasmic!

    Scandalous rumors sell papers and entice viewers to tune in and instigate many to use up their copious spare time by taking to the streets and protesting, regardless of whether they understand the issues or not. It’s something to do.

    In view of what rumors tend to arouse the demonstrators and cause them to protest, wave placards, and chant mindless slogans, their protests should be classified as expressions of selective indignation since not all terrible reports bother them in the least.

    For example, frequent and verifiable news stories of African-Americans brutally attacking and killing Caucasians or blacks murdering their fellow blacks never bring out slews of blacks to march and condemn the violence which is tearing apart the black community as well as the fabric of American society.

    I guess there is just so much time for agitators to stage demonstrations and protestors to protest and certain violence doesn’t merit attention from them–or from the national media.

    Phony scandals inciting mindless protesting has become one of America’s favorite outdoor sports. The Trayvon Martin affair is the latest divertissement for the protesting class but it is hardly the first example of selective indignation and certainly will not be the last.

    The chief problem with African-American upheavals is that they have so often been proven to be outrageous lies.

    The jury is still out on the Trayvon Martin affair. Black race-hucksters have already tried, convicted, and sentenced George Zimmerman to death in a rush to publicity but the truth of that tragedy is slowly leaking out that Trayvon Martin was hardly an innocent saint and George Zimmerman is far from a racist demon, despite initial MSM reports to the contrary.

    Eyewitnesses have confirmed that Martin assaulted Zimmerman and uttered death threats and he is alleged to have been a low-life, drug-pushing thief and gang-banger.

    Both blacks and whites have defended Zimmerman, he is on record as lodging a racism complaint against the same white cops who responded to the scene of the shooting, and ABC and NBC have admitted they intentionally doctored reports and audio tapes to falsely show he is a racist.

    The networks never admitted their unethical, biased purpose of sanctifying Martin and crucifying Zimmerman in the interests of political correctness and placating black demagogues.

    When the Florida special prosecutor announces the results of her findings, the hucksters will no doubt reject the truth just as they denied the realities in the notorious cases of Tawana Brawley of Wappingers Falls, New York and Crystal Gail Mangum of Raleigh, North Carolina.

    Agitation always trumps reality for race-baiters.

    In the event Tawana’s racist fabrications have been forgotten, back on November 27th, 1987, 15 year old Tawana simply had to see a former boyfriend, Todd Buxton, then a prisoner in a local jail. As any self-respecting teenage girl would do, she skipped school and took a bus to visit him.

    Four days later, Tawana returned and was seen secreting herself in a large green garbage bag. When she was finally “rescued,” her clothing was ripped, torn, burned, and covered with feces and and “KKK,” “NIGGER” and “BITCH” were emblazoned on her chest and torso.

    Tawana claimed she had been “abducted by several white men shortly after she got off the bus; the men, one of whom wore a badge, took her to a wooded area and sexually abused her over a period of several days.” Amazingly she was unable to identify any of her attackers who had repeatedly raped and sexually abused her for four days. . . (Read more at

  23. wingmann says:

    “I want my mommy”

    what a T O O L .

  24. wingmann says:

    Performing this act of adoration five times a day will get you that prune-shaped hematoma our head-banger suspect now sports. By their bruises you shall know them.

  25. wingmann says:

    hat tip to Ummah Gummah

  26. lao says:

    bobby @8:19 am sez: I guess at least one person (besides lao, though he lies about it) actually reads my posts here!

    Too funny. The truth FINALLY sinks in to bobby’s head.

  27. lao says:

    Trayvon Martin death won’t go to Florida grand jury

    Corey said her decision to skip the grand jury shouldn’t be considered a factor in determining whether charges will be filed against George Zimmerman, the neighborhood watch volunteer who has admitted to fatally shooting the unarmed Martin.

    The announcement means the decision on charges now rests solely with Corey, who had a reputation for not presenting cases before grand juries if it wasn’t required. Under Florida law, only first-degree murder cases require the use of grand juries.

  28. Bob Roberts says:

    lao says: April 9, 2012 at 9:36 am
    Apparently lao is also unable to recognize sarcasm. Guess I’ll have to include the “/sarc” tag just for him.

    He’s so special!

    lao says: April 9, 2012 at 9:44 am
    Trayvon Martin death won’t go to Florida grand jury
    And lao and his sources continue to hope this means false charges will be pursued.

    They could be right. And as vile as it is to accept, maybe it’s necessary to avoid the race riots that Obama, Sharpton and Jackson are trying to incite. Maybe it’s necessary to get Obama out of office rather than hand him the one thing he needs to sneak back into office – utter chaos.

    In any case, the evidence is plain. Even if the left and the racists are granted a show trial I expect the truth will prevail and this HISPANIC will be vindicated.

    In fact maybe that’s the best route after all, since if they do the right thing and drop the matter the left & lao will continue to spin and propagate their false narrative and the calls for Zimmerman’s head will continue.

    And lao tries to deny he’s part of that movement.

    How pathetic.

  29. Bob Roberts says:


  30. Bob Roberts says:

    OH, wait, my bad. Let me try that again.


  31. J says:


  32. J says:

    Black Youth Mob Beats, Strips & Robs Tourist in Baltimore As Onlookers Laugh & Joke (Video Reposted)

  33. wingmann says:


    Guess they aren’t wasting it fast enough at the GSA meetings.

  34. Bob Roberts says:

    Terrorist racist force Sanford PD to close.

    STUNNING LACK OF DIVERSITY IN OBAMA CAMPAIGN, PHOTOS REVEAL What – does Obama not trust or not value blacks enough to hire them to help re-elect him?

    President Obama’s $1 Million Pizza Party In Detroit!

    White House B-Balls Adorned With The One’s Image And were they bought from a political crony?

    3 adults slain at Brooklyn Park day care home

    Supreme Court’s Ratings Jump Following Health Care Hearings

    White House diverts $500M to IRS for enforcement of Obamacare.

    Hacked roadsign reads: ‘Trayvon a n*****’. That’s just wrong – but what do you expect with all the inciting that’s going on with lao and his ilk?

    Partying GSA loses 115 iPods.

    Obama, Democrats gutting military, just like Carter did. Obama looking more and more like a Carter “one term” loser.

    Is the developer legally required to disclose that the Russians and Chinese haven’t gotten around to retargeting their ballistic missiles yet? The ones that were assigned to take these silos out?

    Still beating that drum, unaware that this is only the case because they’ve consistently adjusted past temperatures downward and present day temperatures upward. Every time they find some excuse to adjust the dataset, every time they claim they’ve found an error, the errors all line up.

    Errors are random, not conforming.

    If you take the temperature record for pretty much any of the urban areas that are used to get their result, once you correct for the urban heat island effect, you find little or no warming and, in a few cases, you find cooling.

    They’ve reduced the number of stations used to compile this final number. For instance, they will eliminate a station high on a mountain and instead sub in the data from a station on a near by desert floor. Naturally the result is the end number gets “warmer”.

    Man-made global warming, indeed!

  35. Bob Roberts says:

    Who said this lao?

    “The lessons of history, confirmed by the evidence immediately before me, show conclusively that continued dependence upon relief induces a spiritual and moral disintegration fundamentally destructive to the national fiber. To dole out relief in this way is to administer a narcotic, a subtle destroyer of the human spirit… It is in violation of the traditions of America.”

    If you say, “Ronald Reagan”, you get partial credit, for he quoted it and “liberals” hated it when he did.

    Here’s a bonus quote:

    Democracy and Christianity, he said, were “two phases of the same civilization.” “We cannot read the history of our rise and development as a nation,” he said, “without reckoning with the place the Bible has occupied in shaping the advances of the Republic.”

    Can you guess without looking it up, lao? Can you get close?

  36. lao says:

    bobby links: Hacked roadsign reads: ‘Trayvon a n*****’.

    Then he sensibly sez: That’s just wrong

    Unfortunately, he doesn’t stop there, he shifts the blame: – but what do you expect with all the inciting that’s going on with lao and his ilk?

    Also known as the “WAA they made us do it!!!!” defense, a tactic that fails somewhere around grade one.

  37. lao says:

    Police say 2 suspects confessed in Oklahoma shootings

    An affidavit filed Monday says 19-year-old Jake England confessed to shooting three people and 32-year-old Alvin Watts confessed to shooting two.

  38. Bob Roberts says:

    lao says: April 9, 2012 at 4:45 pm
    Apparently lao flunked basic psychology, if he ever qualified to take it, that is.

    lao says: April 9, 2012 at 5:04 pm
    Good. They confessed. I’d love to hear Watts’ explanation of why he shot anyone.

  39. Bob Roberts says:

    Pop Quiz for lao:

    1) When, what day, did Martin attempt to seriously injure or kill Zimmerman, forcing Zimmerman to respond with deadly force?

    2) When, on what day, did the competent authorities decide that there was not any evidence or reason to arrest, let alone even hold, Zimmerman?

    3) Why is this case even still being discussed, other than those who are inciting racial animosity in a certain to fail attempt to distract the American electorate from the real issue: The failure that is Obama.

    Feel free to blather when you answer.

    Or feel free to reveal what a coward you are by not answering.

  40. Bob Roberts says:

    An important admission.

    Find it here

    “…to write the two opinions that more or less created constitutional rights for gay people.”

    So, in other words, they didn’t exist until JUDICIAL ACTIVISM CREATED THEM OUT OF WHOLE CLOTH.


  41. lao says:

    bobby, all that matters is that there Is a special prosecutor conducting ongoing investigations into the killing of Trayvon Martin which, once completed, may, or may not, result in the laying of charges.

  42. Bob Roberts says:

    lao says: April 9, 2012 at 8:28 pm
    bobby, all that matters is that there Is a special prosecutor conducting ongoing investigations into the killing of Trayvon Martin which, once completed, may, or may not, result in the laying of charges.
    Ahhh moonbat thinking gone wild!

    No, lao, you still don’t get it.

    What matters are the facts.

    What matters is if a crime was committed.

    Charges are often politically motivated or mistakenly preferred.

    WHAT MATTERS IS THAT JUSTICE IS DONE, not if charges come out of this.

    But why am I wasting my time – you’ve already proven that you think charges mean guilty.

    More than once.

  43. Bob Roberts says:

    And note, everyone else, that lao chose to be a coward and not answer the questions.

    Did anyone expect anything different?

    I knew he would chicken out.

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