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Dec 31 2011

Portrait of an Occucommie

A “majorette in drama” explains why the government should create a job for her at your expense:

Once we agreed that it is a legitimate function of government to seize the wealth created by some and turn it over to others in exchange for votes, we set our society on course to become a depraved kleptocracy in which those of us who are not lazy or stupid are enslaved by those who are.

On a tip from The Only Other Conservative in Seattle.



58 Responses to “Portrait of an Occucommie”

  1. Henry says:

    More proof that a college degree is mostly a waste of money.

    I remember those old ads for the UNCF: “A mind is a terrible thing to waste.” Doesn’t look like those ads helped very much.

  2. Zim says:

    Just get a business card that says your a director and a video camera. Who needs film school

  3. IslandLifer says:

    Thank you Lyndon Johnson

  4. big-pete says:

    If you listen closely you can actually hear the wind whistling through her ears. Clearly the only director position she will ever occupy will be Director of the Drive Up Window. Take a good look America at what your expropriated Student Loan tax dollars have bought you.

  5. TexasDoc says:

    She is majoring in an area that will qualify her to clean toilets and wear a hair net. Think she will ever be able to pay back the student loans she took out? If you say yes, there is a bridge between Brooklyn and Manhattan we can sell to you.

  6. al from chicago says:

    Spielberg better get his game up, she is gunning for his spot…

  7. beforethestorm says:

    “majorette” pul-leeze!

    Doesn’t he realize he’s trying to reason with a moron?

  8. LyleLovet6666 says:

    We are so screwed if this is the caliber of even a quarter of voters.God help us all.

  9. TonyD95B says:

    RE: Henry at December 31, 2011 at 10:32 am:

    “More proof that a college degree is mostly a waste of money.”

    In many ways, yes – particularly if you are studying Drama, Critical Queer Theory or Intermediate Basket Weaving.

    Engineering (which I have two degrees in) requires, shall we say, just a bit more of a “commitiment” to a career path and a grasp of reality that is apparently absent with that blithering idiot in the video clip.

    BTW, there’s nothing wrong with learning a trade, either – I started out sweeping the floor, and then learning how to weld and fabricate and do millright work, etc. when I was twelve (which is probably illegal today), and it later put me through college. Sometimes I think I should have stuck with “the trades” rather than have spent all that time and money to get “edumecated”, then sometimes not……

    I also found time several years after college to sign up and serve my country (and, no I got NO money for college loans doing this…..and in fact there WERE no loans).

    The dumba## in the video could make something of herself if she wanted to. If she wants to know who is responsible for her success or failure in this life, she should look at the image right over her bathroom sink…..

    Like the old saying goes, “You can give a fool everything in the world, and all they’ll see is what they haven’t got”.

  10. LyleLovet6666 says:

    Someone needs to sit her down and explain to her that she’s stupid and will always be so.Sad but people like this have to be stopped from voting.

  11. Jay B. says:

    You know folks, what I’d really love to see is a brochure from these colleges. Basket weaving for example, or queer studies. Do they tell the students with a straight face that this will really get them somewhere? Do that huge, loud and demanding asshole seriously thinks she has some markettable skill?

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  13. Jay B. says:

    Also, leave it to idiotic liberal students to expect high paying jobs with facial piercings. The interviews must be entertaining to watch, at least.

  14. Dr. Theo says:

    For many students college is just an extension of high school social life, except with lots more booze and sex. Many choose a major that is least likely to interfere with their partying, giving little thought to what they will do when their five or six year college career comes to an end and the bill comes do.

    Now, those of us that sacrificed, planned and worked hard are expected to rescue these brats from the consequences of their irresponsible decisions.

  15. Sam Adams says:

    “Jay B. says:
    December 31, 2011 at 11:48 am

    You know folks, what I’d really love to see is a brochure from these colleges. Basket weaving for example, or queer studies. Do they tell the students with a straight face that this will really get them somewhere?”

    College councilers either tell students:
    “All employers worry about is the degree; it doesn’t matter what it is in.” Or they tell them about the glories of being an educated person and completely sidestep the issue of marketable skills.

    Of course liberals seldom give any thought to the concept of something being practical. They see the world not as it is, but as it could be….in their drug induced dreams.

  16. Dupree says:

    I had several jobs throughout college, cause you know, I had to pay for it.

    They make the liars jobs so easy because they’ll believe the simplest of platitudes as long as theyre told it benefits them. “We gonna get us our rights!” Well, what does that mean? “Things aint right, you know?” Uh, no…

  17. cowboy chris says:

    Affirmative action is a terrible thing to waste!
    No way did she qualify for even “community collage” with that intellect.

  18. chuck in st paul says:

    Pell Grants and student loan guaratees in action. Right along with those are her “rights” to a job… and not just any old job – a director. I’ve seen this syndrome before. It’s not limited to blacks with no clue. This sort of stupidty and ignorance is color blind. I give you Poopstock. QED.

  19. Jay B. says:

    Sam Adams says:
    December 31, 2011 at 12:16 pm
    This is a scam is I ever hear about one. “They just want a degree?” No wonder they churn up crowds of clueless idiots neck deep in debts, who will follow anyone promising money and/or paying their loans.

  20. Right Reason says:

    Tony wrote:

    “The dumba## in the video could make something of herself if she wanted to. If she wants to know who is responsible for her success or failure in this life, she should look at the image right over her bathroom sink…”

    The genius being interviewed responds, “Why is George Bush over my bathroom sink?”

  21. Henry says:

    TonyD95B says: December 31, 2011 at 11:38 am

    Hence, my qualification of “mostly”. Yes, I have a (pretty much useless) BS (ironic) in Environmental Science; subsequently, I learned, and received an AS degree, in the “trade” of commercial diving. Served me well for several years, but after a long illness, I have finally returned to school again. I hesitate to mention what I am currently studying – lots o’ lawyer bashing on here.

    Oops… 😉

    Everyone have a fun, and safe, New Year’s celebration!

  22. Ghost of FA Hayek says:

    These kinds of people have been around us all throughout history.
    In the period of the cave man, they were the ones who walked directly into the waiting jaws of the carnivorous dinosaurs. This is how the rest found the time to become productive, rather than being constantly on the run.
    Today the Democrats farm these same mindless people for their votes.

  23. TonyD95B says:

    RE: Henry at December 31, 2011 at 1:45 pm:

    Henry,

    The word “Lawyer” starts with the word “Law”. Keep that in mind and it’ll all be “aiiiiiight”, as they say in da ‘hood.

    Shouldn’t even be a question, right? After all, you’re on OUR side!

    Signing off for the year – everybody have an Out-Freakin’-Standing and safe New Year’s Eve and be back here in 2012 ready to kick Loopy Loony Liberal butt!!!

  24. CT says:

    That poor soul is living where reality fears to go.

  25. Henry says:

    Tony, I’m halfway through Torts, and I now know, at least, what kind of attorney I DON’T want to be.

    heh

    (Nah, my Torts prof is cool – he’s old school; we had a nice chat about firearms and adult activities versus inherently dangerous activities during the negligence portion. lol)

  26. born in 76 says:

    It would be a lot cheaper if we sat these people in front of a PC, gave them food and a copy of Sims to play out their fantasies. Showers, changing your undies, haircuts, etc all optional. Just leave the mentally stable adults of the World alone.

    oh, and live my your masters ideologies. The World is way over populated so don’t breed!

  27. dm60462 says:

    “I don’t have a job” TRY TAKING THE METAL OUT OF YOUR FACE. Businesses don’t hire people with face staples/tatoos.

    On the upside, at least she’s not going for a Sociology (loser) degree.

  28. FrankW says:

    My dislike of lawyers is primarily aimed at the the fact that common sense is not allowed in the practice of law. Thouths from other disciplines should present. Such as, “first do no harm”. “Just because you can do something does not mean you should do something”. There is something wrong with a system when a drug dealer (caught with almost a kilo of weed) can beat a case because he lawyered up, but the moronic teenager he sold to gets nailed with possession of an ounce. and gets time because the public defender sucked and was apathetic.

  29. Mr. Galt says:

    I done be a majorette in drama n’ sheet and I iz entitled to sum dat Obama money in his stash! Coughs it up white peepul!

    Uh, huh. You go girl.

  30. TrickleUpPolitics says:

    Yeah, “a majorette in drama” was good, as was her comment that “there’s no cuts”. Huh?

  31. Laobag says:

    #OccupyATripleXL

  32. Dupree says:

    Majorette? More like Marionette. A puppet of the Democrats.

  33. Zilla says:

    I would pay to see someone go up to her with a really strong magnet….

  34. Jay B. says:

    And you can bet she’s the type thinking “If they don’t accept me “for who I am” (a stapleface), they can keep their job!”

  35. BuffaloChips says:

    What the fuck did that crazy bitch actually say??
    All I heard was, “Wonk wonk wonk. Give me free money. Wonkwonk wonk. My righs. Wonk wonk wonk. Give me more free money. My rights, wonk.

  36. Festivus says:

    When the majorette says she has a right to a job as a “director,” I think she’s talking about being a Band Director.

  37. Laobag says:

    Feed her helium, tether her @$$ and make her part of the parade!

  38. Jester says:

    Whoa. For a minute there I thought this clip was from the new Planet of the Apes movie.

  39. Bastiat Fan says:

    Someone needs to sit her down and explain to her that she’s stupid and will always be so.Sad but people like this have to be stopped from voting.

    AND procreating. Please.

  40. Secret Squirrel says:

    Let’s see this moron is studying drama which means she wants to learn how to act; however, she wishes to become a director which means she should have been majoring in film video production and minoring in drama so she could do cameos in the films she produced. A worker ant wants to become the queen of the mound.

    Does this woman have a brain or did she smoke it all away on natural healthier than tobacco marijuana?

    *face palm*

  41. I was going to say take the metal out of your face & try getting a real degree, but someone beat me to it:

    dm60462 says:
    December 31, 2011 at 3:35 pm

    “I don’t have a job” TRY TAKING THE METAL OUT OF YOUR FACE. Businesses don’t hire people with face staples/tatoos.

    On the upside, at least she’s not going for a Sociology (loser) degree.

  42. Canis lupus says:

    Oh my god shes an idiot.

  43. Laobag says:

    She must be eating her class material.

  44. Jay B. says:

    BuffaloChips says:
    December 31, 2011 at 9:36 pm
    Ok this is kinda racist but I watched the video again after reading Buffalo’s comment and it cracked me up.

    Yeah girl, Obama will create a job just for you. LOVE the answer she gave when the guy asked why she doesn’t go look for a job now.

  45. whotothewhat says:

    Holy crap on a cracker!

  46. ant says:

    She better hope Obama wins or as he says she’s in for, “..a painful era of self-reliance..”

  47. Robert S. Pierre says:

    Where do they find these people?

  48. Robert S. Pierre says:

    Who are these people and why are they so dumb?

  49. Laobag says:

    She’s the 2012 version of Peggy Joseph.

  50. gordo says:

    “I don’t have no job.” Now that’s a college graduate if ever I heard one. This is why the government wants to run the student loan program.
    1. Get morons into college with government loans.
    2. Teach them nothing.
    3. When they “graduate”, they know nothing so they will be easy to lead. Tell them you’ll help them out of the loan if only they’ll vote for the right people.
    What you end up with is a population of sheep who are little more than slaves to the government. This person is the ideal prototype.

  51. ED357 says:

    An education is a terrible thing to waste…..

  52. JamesJ says:

    A strong back is a terrible thing to waste

  53. Obama's Intellectuals says:

    quack quack quack
    “my rights…”
    quack quack quack
    “government should get me a job…”
    quack quack quack
    “it’s my right…”

    how in the world can one call oneself educated and spew so much verbal stupidity?

  54. Francois says:

    “Gibs me dat.”

  55. jabbernaught says:

    This poor, misguided young woman has the mentality of a five year old.

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