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Sep 25 2017

Prison Time for Weiner

Many liberals live like conservatives; at least, most of the successful ones do. If they actually lived by the liberal creed of self-indulgence, degeneracy, irresponsibility, and excuse making, their lives would go off the rails — as has happened to former congresscritter and NYC mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner:

Weiner was sentenced Monday to 21 months in prison, facing the most severe penalty yet in connection with the sexting scandal that drove the New York Democrat out of Congress, ruined his marriage and became a late issue in the 2016 presidential race. …

The former lawmaker’s sexting habits entered criminal territory with his illicit contact with a 15-year-old girl. Weiner, 53, had pleaded guilty in May to sending sexually explicit texts to the girl across state lines.

He asked the underage girl to take off her clothes for him.

Weiner openly wept in court on Monday as the judge announced the sentence. In addition to the prison term, he was sentenced to three years of supervised release, given a $10,000 fine, and required to forfeit his iPhone.

No wonder he cried like a baby. Without his iPhone, how is he supposed to engage in his passion of exchanging dirty pictures with underage girls? Looks like he will have to get used to prison sex instead.

Weiner also was forced to register as a sex offender.

This highly blackmailable, pathologically irresponsible creep is married (for now) to Shrillary’s right-hand Islamomoonbat Huma Abedin, who made a “regular practice” of forwarding classified emails to Weiner so he could print them out for her. There is no need to fret about Russian spies when people like Shrillary and her circle have access to classified information.

Weiner should have claimed that his lookalike did it.

On tips from Wilberforce and Scott D.

24 Responses to “Prison Time for Weiner”

  1. Pork_Soda says:

    You are slandering Beavis….

  2. Eddie_Valiant says:

    If my daughter’s husband did what little Weeener did, I’d want to know why she was still married to him.

  3. Jack Bauer says:

    Can anyone else remember what a thoroughly loud and obnoxious big mouth this asshat was every time he got up to speak in Congress? Just an insipid little creep, who was being groomed by another creep, Schumer, and destined to take Schmuckie’s seat when he retired.

    LOL…..not anymore, jackass!

  4. MAS says:

    He will be segregated in protective custody and relatively safe from prison sexual assault. Unless he wants it that is, and who here would be surprised if he did?

  5. Dan Northrup says:

    Gross AF, poor Huma.

  6. Pork_Soda says:

    With these people it’s all about relationships that advance their power and standing.

  7. magic1114 says:

    Hey Anthony, make sure you drop the soap… over and over again!

  8. TrueConservative says:


  9. Ol' Uncle Lar says:

    I’m guessin’ some medium security at, most, “Club Fed” prison with a shortage of violent types.

  10. THOUGHTCRIMINAL2084 says:

    I had the misfortune of meeting Weiner circa 1992 when he was first running for city council, he shook my hand and my skin absolutely crawled. I was 18-years-old and had zero political understanding, but touching his hand when he offered to shake mine was akin to touching sewage – in retrospect it was not unlike Christopher Walken touching Martin Sheen in the Dead Zone.

    He was “my” council and later congressman – I despised him him before I knew what he was- I can tell you this, any time in prison for this person will be a living hell. It is his just deserts for someone who routinely feigned outrage and demanded new laws against anyone he was against to imprison them.

    Imagine his first night staring up at the bunk above him and realizing this is his home – not Gracie Mansion, nor his expensive apartment – he surely dreamed of occupying the White House – in another reality he just might have if he only kept his weiner in his pants and off of social media. He will be in Hell… and god bless him, he deserves it.

  11. Maurice Miner says:

    Also, you need a finely-tuned sense of Huma…

  12. Buffalobob says:

    Tony is going to be introduced to a lot of no kosher wieners.

  13. MAS says:

    Almost certainly.

  14. 127guy says:

    On TV he always looked like he should be put in a bun with some mustard. And now he will be. Hope he sleeps on his back…

  15. Eddie_Valiant says:

    Huma? Geez, you must be from Boston!

  16. TED says:

    Bet ‘cha Weiner gets plenty of weiner in prison!! EXACTLY what he deserves!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

  17. Frank says:

    Looks like “Carlos Danger” isn’t going to be sexting anyone for a while. Adding insult to injury, Hillary’s lover Hum A. Weiner dropped him like a bad habit. Weenie wagger Weiner will be out of circulation for the 2018 mid terms. Never fear. He’ll be out in time to run for president in 2020!

  18. Frank says:

    “Bend over, close your eyes and brace yourself for a BIG surprise!”

  19. Frank says:

    hillary’s lover Hum A. Weiner will be just fine!

  20. Rock ThisTown says:

    “Without his iPhone, how is he supposed to engage in his passion of exchanging dirty pictures with underage girls?”

    Easy. He can get a job teaching at a jr. high school.

  21. Frank says:

    He’s a PERFECT democrud!!!

  22. prof Hale says:

    Not true that this influenced the election. If you were going to vote for Hillary after 30 years of her very public corruption and self-promotion, the minor shenanigans of the husband of an aide were not going to put you over the top.

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