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Aug 22 2011

Revised 1040

Great news for zillionaire moonbats like Warren Buffett, Stephen King, and Jerry Springer who demand that the cancer in Washington jack up their taxes still further. Zombie has created a revised tax form that allows them to raise their tax rates as high as they like without raising them for the rest of us:


If only liberals could loot themselves without looting everyone else, we might get federal spending under control before it collapses the entire economy.

The complete revised form also allows us to allocate the way our money is spent. It would be less painful to cough up our hard-earned cash if we knew that not a penny of it would go to the leftist propaganda spewed on NPR and PBS.

Compliments of Zombie.

11 Responses to “Revised 1040”

  1. Jimbo says:

    “The complete revised form also allows us to allocate the way our money is spent.”

    But do they have boxes for how we do NOT want our money spent? Of course not – otherwise the baby-murder industry (just one example) would dry up and blow away with the ashes of the 70,000,000 they’ve murdered since 1973.

  2. Judith M. says:

    That form would nearly make paying taxes fun.

  3. MidWestFarmer says:

    I have 2 girls in college, they get NO financial aid, because we are “rich” in business assets ie farmland which if sold I would not have a job (duh). My wife is a nurse. She is taking on some extra shifts to help cover the school costs. However because we are “rich” she is getting taxed at %42 for those extra shifts. I am so tired of working our butts off so others can sit on their ass and collect their entitlements!! The US needs a flat tax on any & all income fast. My wife and I are getting tired of carrying the other 50% of America!

  4. Joe says:

    You know damn well the libs hipocrites that are calling for higher taxes would check the 0% box for themselves. That’s how fucking phony libs are. Every last one of the useless tools.

  5. Son of Taz says:

    The People’s Republic of Massachusetts, also known as the Gay State, actually has had something similar on the state income tax form for several years. And,as you might expect, it’s anything but a raging sucsess.
    Here’s a portion of a column by Howie Carr with the response rate for 2011.

    Liberals want your money, not theirs.

    Move along, nothing to see here.

  6. Ghost of FA Hayek says:

    We have more in common than you know.
    To top it off, you can thank those same Federal grants for those high tuition rates today.
    If they were cut today, colleges would have to LOWER tuition rates to fill those empty seats.
    Of course womyns and pervert studies could get the axe.

  7. Spider says:

    Funny how these commiewood leftists call for higher taxes, while at the same time, pay hundreds-of-thousands a year to accountants just to make sure they don’t pay taxes. Typical Demoncrats. They love to spend and give away other peoples money, then call themselves generous.

  8. AC says:

    12 boxes is too many. Why not just ask for race, immigration status, and party affiliation?

    Put-upon groups need not complete the rest of the form, and those in the Kulak bracket need not complete it either either. The rates for those two groups are fairly obvious under the Obamunist system.

  9. Robert S. Pierre says:

    That looks like fun! I’d vote for defense, homeland security, state, intelligence, bombing the crap out of nasty third world dictators, enhanced interrogations, homeland security, and bombing the crap out of third world dictators with remote control planes! I might throw a bone to Congress, too.

  10. RICH says:

    Moonbats are free to overpay their taxes as much as they like. If they want to donate all of their money to the government, the Department of Treasury will gladly take it. There is nothing, NOTHING preventing moonbats from paying more.

    They feel guilty? Let them pay. They are always free to do so.

  11. Kevin R. says:

    I agree with Joe. They’d check the 0% box and when they get called on it they’d say that’s what their CPAs told them to do because it’s legal.

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