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Jan 31 2012

Run, Jay! Run!

The Bitter Half is scheduled to appear on Jay Leno tonight. If he’s wise, the host won’t show up:

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Not a bad time to get out of Dodge.

Compliments of Mary.



18 Responses to “Run, Jay! Run!”

  1. Lgbpop says:

    Thanks for posting that. Now I have to claw my eyes out to get rid of the afterimage. She’s wearing Hillary’s pantsuits to pick a green crop? Doesn’t complement the clothing well. Better muscle tone then her wife has though.

  2. Marmo says:

    Moochelle is picking the garnishes for her dinner plate.

  3. The Watcher says:

    Or Jay will haul out a big old Carl Jr.’s burger, fries and a soda after she sits down.

  4. The Watcher says:

    And I really didn’t want to say this, but…with some of the Wookie and Sasquatch comparisons the woman has gotten, did she REALLY have to pose for a picture that fairly screams for the caption, ‘FLOTUS in her natural habitat’?

  5. Unonymous says:

    PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE OF BIGFOOT!
    A photographer today caught the first undeniable photographic evidence of a sasquatch apparently foraging for food in the woods. The witness described the creature as “very large and bossy”. The creature then followed him home and criticized his diet and income saying he had too big a piece of the pie.

  6. Henry says:

    Food fascism continues its march…

  7. He once had a snake with two heads on there, so I guess this is OK

  8. AZRon says:

    Wouldn’t it be great if Jay had a guest host for this episode?

    I’d like to suggest Ted Nugent.

  9. Bob Roberts says:

    But do you know what it is she’s picked there?

  10. Joe says:

    I don’t know what she picked, but it looks like she ate two watermelons and they went right to her ass. Why does she look permanently pissed off?

  11. Grunt says:

    That’s some gorgeous fennel…bulb’s a bit small though….and honestly, love or hate the woman, that’s possibly one of the nicer pictures of her out there.

    And honestly, what business of hers is it if Jay eats no veggies? Honestly, why doesn’t he sit down to a two lobster tail and caviar with lobster puff snack (or whatever) and chase that with an Obama Burger?

  12. Michelle Obama says:

    You call this motherfuckin’ arugula?

  13. Joek Loth says:

    Some people just cant let go of the slave mentality.
    In other news, obama’s beard hits the trifecta, she is
    fat, ugly AND a bitch!!!

  14. Joek Loth says:

    P.S. Isnt that the same mean, ugly look that she was stareing at Sarcozy’s wife with?

  15. Farmer Jim says:

    May her life soon be back to this.

  16. Mickey Shea says:

    She’s gonna shove those plants down Leno’s throat.

  17. Adam says:

    Meanwhile, backstage at the show, Moo- chelle probably gobbled up everything in the Green Room, then yelled at the caterers to bring her more party- platters of cold cuts and cookies.

  18. Randall says:

    You’ve no idea how relieved I was to find this was not a call for Jay Rockefeller to enter a race.

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