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Mar 08 2017

Seafood Company Fined for Killing Lobsters

Progressives take their name from their strategy. Their objectives are so tyrannical and insane that virtually everyone would rebel vehemently if they were imposed all at once. Imposing them by increments, however, results in minimal resistance. For example, if it were up to moonbats, eating a normal human diet would be criminally punishable as animal cruelty. Reflecting the progress that has been made toward this objective, Nicholas Seafoods of Australia was fined $1,500 for animal cruelty for killing lobsters:

According to the Guardian’s description of what happened, workers at Nicholas Seafoods were seen by investigators “butchering and dismembering lobsters with a band saw, without adequately stunning or killing them.” The lobsters’ tails were cut from their bodies while the animals were still alive, in violation of local animal cruelty laws, and led to a conviction that may be the first of its kind in the world.

It’s only a matter of time before the standard cooking practice of boiling lobsters alive results in chefs hauled off in handcuffs.

The author of the WaPo piece linked above opines that we should “let the lobsters live.”

Incidentally, a lobster’s brain is the same size as a grasshopper’s. Maybe this is what endears the hideous but tasty creatures to moonbats.

Once full human rights have been granted to lobsters, comparably intelligent cockroaches may be next.
This may soon result in a prison sentence.

On a tip from Steve T.

17 Responses to “Seafood Company Fined for Killing Lobsters”

  1. Mr. Freemarket says:

    I object to combines driving through fields of corn, harvesting the cobs and then shredding and dispersing the left over stocks. Plants have feelings, too.

  2. DEPLORABLE says:

    If ONLY the lunatic-left extremists cared as much about BABIES as they do lobsters !!!!!!!!

  3. Rotohammer says:

    At least by then, the plants have gone dormant. I don’t think they feel a thing. Now harvesting for silage, while the plants are still green, that’s pure carnage. The screams are only masked the by noisy machinery. The dismembered plants are still twitching in the silage wagon. But hey, it’s to feed cattle. I love a good steak.

  4. Mr. Freemarket says:

    Oh the humanity!!!

  5. Rotohammer says:

    Fluffy Toes, $2.39 a pound:

  6. EVERYDAY PRESIDENT ☆ ᵀᴿᵁᴹᴾ says:

    In these days of wiretapping accusations this bit of information could turn out to be YUUUUUGE:

    if it can be proven that Obama really was instrumental in forcing out the previous Pope then it can be surmised he also blackmailed Merkel and justice Roberts to name but two.

    All of which in turn, would give added credence to the idea that he was eaves dropping on the Trump campaign.

  7. 762x51 says:

    Can’t drill for water or oil, mine coal to heat your home and provide electricity which powers civilization, can’t grow or harvest food, have children or speak. The perfect plan if your objective was to unmake the human race. Now who would want to do that?

    Ahhh, the mindless, soulless automatons of the near future are being consigned to quite an existence by the witless, gutless cowards of today.

  8. Steve2 says:

    And now for something completely different. Just kidding, it’s more of moonbats causing trouble, holding up people from their jobs, and having all kinds of whimpery feeeelz for poor oppressed pigs.

  9. Mike_W20 says:

    How about mowing lawns?
    Imagine what all those blades of grass feel.

  10. Mr. Freemarket says:

    With all those clippings generally thrown in the garbage!!!


    Do you have some soothing aromatic oil that I can use to comfort me?

  11. Juliabbelmonte says:

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  12. TED says:

    I gives people jobs, they HATE that AND I’ll bet it’s just fine for a CELEBERTY to have lobster, right lefties?! It’s something the common folk enjoy so it MUST BE BANNED!!!

  13. Auburn Rapunzel says:

    As a citizen of the great State of Maine:

    That’s our damn economy there, and if a few bottom-feeding ocean bugs gotta suffer so our kids can eat, so be it. Screw leftists.

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  17. irandom419 says:

    I guess they are science deniers.

    “Lobsters react to sudden stimulus, like twitching their tails when
    placed in boiling water, but they don’t have complex brains that allow
    them to process pain like humans and other animals do.”

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