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Mar 19 2017

Secret Feminist Weapon Revealed

The war between the sexes has escalated alarmingly:


On a tip from Jester. Hat tip: The Safest Space.

17 Responses to “Secret Feminist Weapon Revealed”

  1. Saxon Warrior says:

    Yes, we know that feminists are gross, unattractive, stupid and completely undesirable. Now you tell us that they like to drop their guts in public.
    Why am I not surprised?
    And if she thinks that her farting is a weapon against men, she’s in for a shock. Men have always been superior to women when it comes to blowing off. If she wants a war we should give her one!

  2. Obed Wolfinger says:

    So, she thinks it’s okay to increase her carbon assprint?

  3. chesterarthur says:

    You must be a real hoot(or toot) to be around,Aunt Gassy.

  4. Americangirl5 says:

    Wasn’t that a song – “I am woman hear me fart.”?

  5. George Lortz says:

    Why wouldn’t a feminist fart ? They’re all full of shiite anyway.

  6. Eddie_Valiant says:

    Geez, I hope they never learn how to make a Dutch Oven

  7. Spiny Norman says:

    Oh, ya think that’s gross? It gets better.

    Key quote: Hello from the other siiiide!”

    (Probably not safe for work.)

  8. Momster says:

    I use my weaponized farts in a casino to get someone off a slot machine that I want to play. It’s easy to weaponize them…just eat at the buffet.

  9. Momster says:

    No, you NEVER hear them fart. They specialize in SBD’s. You only THINK their farts make noise when you hear them yakking.

  10. Momster says:

    Belching, too. Don’t forget belching!!

  11. TED says:

    ACTUALLY this works BOTH ways…MEN have been been using forever…

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  14. grayjohn says:

    Farting? I thought that was her singing voice…

  15. Papa Guns says:

    Yeah but the funniest time is when you try to fart and crap all over yourself like an idiot.
    Then you get to wear it all the way home

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