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Nov 17 2012

Senate Jabbers About Polar Bear Carcasses as Rome Burns

With war breaking out in the Middle East and financial collapse possibly imminent at home, the time has come for lawmakers to address urgent priorities. So, having returned from a seven-week break, our representatives have rolled up their sleeves and tackled the difficult job … of determining what to do with some dead polar bears:

The Senate has scheduled an early evening procedural vote Tuesday for a sportsmen’s bill that will decide the fate of 41 polar bear carcasses that hunters want to bring home from Canada as big-game trophies. Hunters killed the bears just before a 2008 ban on polar bear trophy imports took effect, but were not able to bring them home before the Fish and Wildlife Services listed them as a threatened species [even though they are flourishing].

The only threatened species I give a hoot about is Americans — and as our government deteriorates into a total farce, we become more threatened every day.

Never mind the economy, all hail the sacred polar bears.

On a tip from AC.

10 Responses to “Senate Jabbers About Polar Bear Carcasses as Rome Burns”

  1. Sam Adams says:

    The list of bills that the house has passed that sit and die on Harry’s desk is probably pretty deep by now. The Senate (and the house) are legally obligated to pass a budget each and every year. The house has passed budget bill after budget bill, only to be ignored by the senate.

    How about we criminally prosecute Harry for deriliction of duty? Abrogating his oath of office.

    I know that dear leader would never be impeached. But how about Harry? I hear that polar bears are a real big issue in Nevada, what with their ice flows and seal population and all.

  2. Drury says:

    “The only threatened species I give a hoot about is Americans”
    The only threatened species *I* give a hoot about are loyal Constitution-loving Americans. The rest can go fuck themselves.

  3. Spider says:

    Re: the Marxist-in-Chief’s “news conference” yesterday, the first in many, many months…

    “You can tell that at that press conference yesterday — the most stupid, ludicrous, embarrassing questions from the court eunuchs. The idiot from The New York Times asking a question on global warming? Some giggly little schoolgirl from Chicago wetting her knickers, saying she’s watched Obama win every time? I mean, you’re supposed to be grown men and women. You made fools of yourselves. He gives his first press conference in whatever it is — in one, two, three, twelve years — and you don’t even think about extracting any meaningful information from him…” – Mark Steyn

  4. AC says:

    hyperinflation. Get used to it.

  5. AC says:

    The corrupt political class is not going to stop looting us, pick up a bucket, and douse the fires of Rome. Get ready for the dark days ahead.

  6. Dr. 9 says:

    Is it just me, or has anyone else noticed that congress is now more irrelevant, more impotent, and more useless, than at any time in our history? Do you have any idea how much money, and trouble, we could save by getting rid of them? The only time the country is actually safe is when they on one of their many, many, vacations.

    In the old days, the American people would have marched on DC with strong ropes looking for tall trees. Hang a few of the elected lying crooks and watch how fast things are made right.

  7. Jodie says:

    These are the days that I’m getting ready for:

    “‘Wail and say,
    “Alas for that day!”
    3 For the day is near,
    the day of the Lord is near—
    a day of clouds,
    a time of doom for the nations.
    4 A sword will come against Egypt,
    and anguish will come upon Cush.[a]
    When the slain fall in Egypt,
    her wealth will be carried away
    and her foundations torn down.

    5 Cush and Libya, Lydia and all Arabia, Kub and the people of the covenant land will fall by the sword along with Egypt.

    6 “‘This is what the Lord says:

    “‘The allies of Egypt will fall
    and her proud strength will fail.
    From Migdol to Aswan
    they will fall by the sword within her,
    declares the Sovereign Lord.
    7 “‘They will be desolate
    among desolate lands,
    and their cities will lie
    among ruined cities.
    8 Then they will know that I am the Lord,
    when I set fire to Egypt
    and all her helpers are crushed.

    9 “‘On that day messengers will go out from me in ships to frighten Cush out of her complacency. Anguish will take hold of them on the day of Egypt’s doom, for it is sure to come.”

    Ezekiel 30
    New International Version (NIV)

    Now, God willing, I have just raised by FSTDT Fundie index score!

  8. Ummah Gummah says:


    Knut wants to know!


  9. Cameraman says:

    The Only Polar Bear Hunting the MSM Will not talk about, is the Hunting In Major US Democratic Controlled Cities!

  10. Bo-Jangles says:

    Isn’t it amazing, the amount of damage that can be done, when you give weak and mindless people the power of the vote?

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