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Nov 18 2012

Shooting Essentials for Moonbats

As a special service to the liberal trolls infesting this site, here’s an instructional video explaining how to fire a handgun in a manner appropriate for moonbats:

Countermoonbats, in the unlikely event that you encounter a moonbat at the shooting range, take cover immediately. The only way you will be safe while they are firing a weapon is if they are actually trying to hit you.

On a tip from IslandLifer.

23 Responses to “Shooting Essentials for Moonbats”

  1. IslandLifer says:

    Break yoself foo! I couldn’t stop laughing.

  2. Wilberforce says:

    LOLOL! Can’t help but think of the classic Chappelle/Brady sketch 🙂

  3. AndyDidBetter says:

    Just block the world, Dave!

  4. Bill T says:

    And now some practical applications of this advanced shooting style, courtesy of Mayor bloomingturds gun free zone!

    Brooklyn gun battle

  5. Henry says:

    You needs to brush yo teef, foo!


  6. KHarn says:

    The “instructor” was so ammaturish, I couldn’t watch it all. There are only four proven pistol-shooting positions:

    1. Dueling.
    2. Camp Perry.
    3 Weaver Grip.
    4. Close-Quarters.

    Use “gansta” only if you want to make your opponant helpless with laughter.

  7. Joe says:

    Kharn – please say you’re not serious

  8. Ghost of FA Hayek says:

    “This insures you mow down all innocent bystanders, while never hitting the intended target”
    So naturally moonbats need to ensure those bystanders are helpless

  9. Bo-Jangles says:

    Remember, moonbats make great targets.

  10. johnnosk says:

    And shields

  11. joe says:

    Too funny! Thanks for the morning chuckle.

  12. TED says:

    Gun-maker Smith & Wesson’s stock rose 10% after last week’s election. Apparently people are investing heavily in precious metals, like lead and brass.

  13. TrickleUpPolitics says:

    You can’t even play tennis. Hilarious.

  14. whotothewhat says:

    Yes Moonbat’s study this video closely that is the proper way to handle a firearm. And when the SHTF you will be prepared. One more thing that will help is when you take this modified combat stance while standing down range it would help to throw out taunts to us so called RIGHTWINGERS.

  15. Cameraman says:

    The Reason Gansta”s Hold the Pistol like That,that is the Way they are packed in the Box! Fool

  16. 762x51 says:

    I hope I’m not laughing so hard I can’t hold center of mass on these morons. Gotta love the metro-sexual twink in the pink muffs.

    Cameraman says:
    November 19, 2012 at 9:46 am

    The Reason Gansta”s Hold the Pistol like That,that is the Way they are packed in the Box! Fool

    Camera – you mean “dat da Way day come in da Bok yo! Fool”.

    Please try and get it right.

  17. jim says:

    Ya’ll stole my good jokes. I’m out now. nothing to say

  18. Nathaniel M says:

    Break yoself foo!!!

    Haw haw haw! Snort! Remember ganstaz it’s important to throw the bullets when you shoot. Unfortunately they’ll hit everyone else except their fellow gang-bangin’ target.

  19. 762x51 says:

    jim says:
    November 19, 2012 at 12:56 pm

    Ya’ll stole my good jokes. I’m out now. nothing to say

    Yo Jim, git down wit yo bad self boy. Da be lots mo to be playin on dis shit. Damn!

    I think you see where I’m going with this. . .

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  21. rex freeway says:

    Thanks for the laugh

  22. KHarn says:

    “Joe says:November 18, 2012 at 5:25 pm”

    Yes, I’m serious. I’ve tried all the shooting positions I listed and found them all usefull in their own way. Did I miss the point of the video?

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