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Sep 14 2017

Shrillary Demonstrates Alternate Nostril Breathing

You can learn something from anyone — even Shrillary Rotten Clinton. Here she demonstrates how to breathe through alternate nostrils:

It is nice to think that she will devote the rest of her days to breathing through alternate nostrils while leaving the rest of us alone.

On a tip from Bodhisattva.

35 Responses to “Shrillary Demonstrates Alternate Nostril Breathing”

  1. MAS says:

    Oh for Gods sake go away you rancid old sack…

  2. Torcer says:

    Now, now Dave… mentioning Hillary means you wanted her to win so that it would trigger some sort of crisis or something… /sarc.

  3. Jodie says:

    Breathe in and contemplate the Eastern gods. Breathe out and contemplate the Eastern gods. Just one more reason Shillary lost the election.

  4. giorgio palmas says:

    Comes in handy when you do a “one cheek sneak” – those cabbage farts can make wallpaper peel.

  5. THOUGHTCRIMINAL2084 says:

    The gushing pervert and the heartless whore…

  6. Buffalobob says:

    Crooked Hilary went on to say 6 or 8 double shots of Jack Denials also is relaxing.

  7. 127guy says:

    Wonder how often she’s drunk these days?

  8. Mr. Freemarket says:

    Now that she can breath out of each nostril, maybe she should focus on the two important tasks of:
    1. Alternate steps by each leg, and
    2. Getting her eyes to work together as a pair. She isn’t, contrary to some rumors, a chameleon.

  9. Mr. Freemarket says:

    Apparently she has built up some resistance to the effects of alcohol over time.

  10. Mr. Freemarket says:

    Seriously….would you want to sleep with that?

  11. Mr. Freemarket says:

    No…her book doesn’t discuss what happened there.

  12. Mr. Freemarket says:

    And it sure isn’t Charmin Ultrasoft, either.

  13. Mr. Freemarket says:

    Your question implies that she is sometime sober.

  14. 127guy says:

    Good point. I was having a generous moment regarding the corrupt, pant-suited wonder. BTW, she’s running in 2020. No question.

  15. bobdog19006 says:

    Left nostril, right nostril, doesn’t matter.

    Some folks might be deeply disappointed and a little surprised that Hillary is breathing at all.

    Most people retire at the top, Hillary. Not the bottom. Time for you to leave the stage. The play is over.

  16. Mr. Freemarket says:

    Assuming her pact with Satan doesn’t expire by then.

  17. 127guy says:

    Ah, but that’s the rub. No deals with the devil. Shillary needs to buy some fire insurance for the hereafter. Assuming, of course, that she doesn’t become a “minister” by then. No doubt the Clinton Crime Family is looking into this given favored tax status. The monthly “take” from the “Foundation” is down a bit these days and they have few government assets to sell to the Russians.

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  19. TED says:

    OH HELL NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo!!!

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