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Jan 06 2018

Silicon Valley Moonbats Pay Through the Nose to Poison Themselves with Raw Water

Moonbattery is mandatory in the tech industry, as Brendan Eich and James Damore can tell you. The latest moonbat fad in Silicon Valley is raw water:

In San Francisco, “unfiltered, untreated, unsterilized spring water” is selling for as much as $60.99 for a 2.5 gallon jug. Startups dedicated to untreated water are popping up. People — including startup Juicero’s cofounder Doug Evans — are gathering gallons of untreated water from natural springs to bring to Burning Man.

They could get the water out of San Francisco Bay. It wouldn’t be much less potable.

Unfiltered, untreated water, even from the cleanest streams, can contain animal feces, spreading Giardia, which has symptoms such as vomiting and diarrhea and results in roughly 4,600 hospitalizations a year. Hepatitis A, which resulted in 20 deaths in a California outbreak in 2017, can be spread through water if it isn’t treated. E. coli, and cholera can also be transmitted via untreated water.

By all means, moonbats, guzzle it down. Just don’t expect other people to pay for your healthcare if the raw water fails to kill you straight off.

On tips from Dragon’s Lair and J.



17 Responses to “Silicon Valley Moonbats Pay Through the Nose to Poison Themselves with Raw Water”

  1. MAS says:

    I knew a guy in Northern California who owned a natural spring. He sold the rights to a big bottled spring water company that sent two trucks a month, enough to fill about one days worth and still legally claim “Natural Spring Water”. The rest was filtered tap water…

  2. DM says:

    The same people buying into the “raw water” in bottles are the same ones who scream bloody murder/sue if their city provided water is not absolutely pure (no bacteria/virus/parasites or minerals) chlorinated and filtered down to nothing. It is sort of like how dumb can they get? Guess we can just think of it as population control third world style, just upping the totals a bit by adding the Calif Crazies to the totals; “Dysentery takes the life of 50,000 people annually. Young children are especially susceptible to diarrhoeal diseases, which claim the lives of over 500,000 boys and girls under the age of 5 annually.”

  3. grayjohn says:

    Soon to be renamed Diarrhea Valley.

  4. Kevin R. says:

    Before modern sanitation and water treatment people drank a lot of fermented beverages. There’s a reason why. Fermentation killed the bad stuff. “Raw” water kills people.

  5. octa bright says:

    Through out all humanity’s existence hominoids have suffered from waterborne diseases. It has been less then the last 150 years that large numbers of people have been spared this affliction. Why the H3LL do these supposedly brilliant people want to subject themselves to this danger?

  6. magic1114 says:

    This is good. Everytime I turn on Animal Planet and they’re showing “Monsters Inside Me” and the story is about somebody infected with amoeba or some other parasite I can laugh my ass off at these dimwits! They have NO IDEA what kind of hell they’re opening themselves to…

  7. JimmyTheGreek says:

    This is good. Everytime I turn on Animal Planet and they’re showing “Monsters Inside Me” and the story is about somebody infected with amoeba or some other parasite I can laugh my ass off at these dimwits! They have NO IDEA what kind of hell they’re opening themselves to…

  8. Bman says:

    You really have to have shit for brains to choose to drink untreated water.

  9. Cameron says:

    You really have to have shit for brains to choose to drink untreated water.

  10. BPatMann says:

    I can beat that $60.99 price. I’m selling raw water for only $15 per flush …. uh, er, I mean $15 per gallon.

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  12. geeknerd says:

    Fluoridation is a commie plot! I only drink distilled water and grain alcohol.
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    Set code prefix!

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  14. kjon says:

    What doesn’t kill you make you stronger.

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