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Dec 30 2011

Still Love Struck

Even his enablers at the New York Slimes are disturbed that rather than try to patch up his dysfunctional relationship with Congress, the Community Organizer in Chief would rather jabber on the phone like a smitten teenager and sulk over his lost Love.

Air Force One had just landed in Manchester, N.H., on a brisk Tuesday morning last month when President Obama made an admission to Valerie B. Jarrett, his close friend and senior adviser [i.e., teleprompter programmer].

“I just called Reggie,” Mr. Obama said. It was his first domestic trip without Reggie Love, the former Duke University basketball player who had been his constant companion and presidential “body man” until he left in November to study for his M.B.A. full time. “I miss him,” the president confessed.

More noteworthy than Mr. Obama’s spending the short flight calling his longtime aide is what he did not do: schmooze with Washington politicians. No one from the New Hampshire Congressional delegation traveled with Mr. Obama on the plane, a perk that presidents often offer to lawmakers to foster good will.

Love, the bandit who heisted B. Hussein’s heart, confirms that his former companion is more interested in sports and those who play them than politics:

“The president would prefer to watch the Bears, White Sox or Bulls, or any sports matchup, instead of watching MSNBC or watching 13 Republican presidential debates.”

Who can blame him? I would definitely rather watch the ChiSox lose than any of the shrieking moonbattery on MSNBC. But being president at all, Bathhouse Barry might want to develop an interest in political stuff. It would help him get his mind off Reggie until he manages to win another’s devotion with his charming gay face.

B.O.’s bewitching gay face will soon hex another heart.

On tips from Aaron and Mary.

19 Responses to “Still Love Struck”

  1. IslandLifer says:

    Way too much sugar in the tank.

  2. angryK9 says:

    I have always believed that Barry was gay, Michelle is a man masquerading as a woman (just look at her) and the girls are props for the media.

  3. Mickey Shea says:

    Of course he has his Blackberry toy in his widdle gay hand…

  4. Cameraman says:

    No Thats a BlackBarry!

  5. Conan says:

    Reggie sucks Barry’s cock and Barry likes it.

    The First Wookie had those kids via a “frozen pop”, I’d bet it all on that one, if the truth was out. NO WAY Barry could ride that cow.

    I’ve always believed that commie pedophile Frank Marshall Davis “turned” Barry a long time ago.

  6. wingmann says:

    Was there ever any doubt?

  7. Jimbo says:

    Speaking of Barry’s ‘poles’ *snicker* – in a Gallop Poll [NONE] beat out Obama in the ‘Most Admired’ survey.

    So… this Reggie Love guy is Obama’s Monika? Is that class or what? Silly liberals.

  8. KHarn says:

    Great, now if we criticise this screw-up, we’re not only RACIST, we’re HOMOPHOIC as well!

  9. Jay B. says:

    I wouldn’t normally be one to advocate that kind of things but can anyone here find ONE single picture of Zero and M’Chelle actually kissing? I mean kissing like a couple, here. In each and every picture, you see him with his lips tightly shut while she kisses the cheek or the very corner of his mouth.

    Also, if they were an actual couple, M’chelle wouldn’t leave for early vacations so often..

  10. Marci says:

    Gross, but right on the mark.

  11. wingmann says:

    Jay B. says:
    December 30, 2011 at 11:34 am

    And another question…Has there ever been ONE ex-girlfriend speak out about dating barry anytime in his past???

  12. Jay B. says:

    wingmann says:
    My wife said something about a fake couple during his inauguration when M’chelle kissed the corner of his sealed lips. The guy is obviously repulsed by her (frankly, who wouldn’t be? She’s as feminine as a kick in the groin)

  13. Kal Penn says:

    Hey, I was Obama’s Monica…….

  14. Fiberal says:

    While I’ll stand second to no one in my criticism of BO, here I have to give the poor imbecile a pass.

    Considering the unrelenting burden that the hideous Michelle Obama poses to life and limb of all she surveys, it is important for the country to come to terms with the reality of such a thing as being scared gay.

  15. AlphaMail says:

    Fiberal…5:16 pm

    Read it a half dozen times already – laugh each time.

    wingmann 12:33 pm

    I’ve had some good Email exchanges with that author. He knows more about Obama and Ayers than most anyone other than David Horowitz. He is also impeccably honest and his investigative skills are awesome.

    I’ve followed Ayers for almost 45 years, since he was with the SDS and then the Weather Underground. An SDS hangout in 1979 was Occidental College when Ayers was still on the loose. In fact as a student, Obama gave his first public speech – on apartheid – at Oxy in 1980 at the behest of the on-campus version of the SDS.

    I believe that’s where Obama met Ayers. The guy who sponsored the speech – David Peck I think it was – ran Obama’s presidential campaign in Spain in 2008.

    Anyway, Ayers is an admitted bi-sexual, publicly stating many years ago he had sexual relations with his best friend, and bragging that he and Bernardine had had group sex with others of both sexes. He wasn’t shy about admitting that, so it’s not in question.

    What else is no longer in question is Obama’s close friendship with Ayers for many many years. Not frequently publicized is the two of them being chosen by Michelle Obama when she worked at U of Illinois, to sit side by side on discussion panels during a couple of small seminars held in Chicago – one on juvenile justice and one on intellectualism.

    Obama met Michelle (Robinson) at the same law firm where Ayers wife worked, and Obama did summer internship there also (Sidley Austin). Obama sat on the Annenberg board as did Ayers, on the Woods Fund Board with Ayers, and on the Joyce Foundation Board alongside Ayers. And Obama sat on the Leadership Council with Ayer’s dad and brother. And Obama announced his Senatorial campaign in Ayer’s living room. They lived blocks away from one another in New York as well as a few blocks apart in Chicago.

    So go figure…..

    Woe be it unto me to suggest anything kinky, but the cliche “birds of a feather flock together” is coming to mind.

  16. jtm371 says:

    halfbreed,queer president way to go independent voters.having reggie give the sausage to the halfbreed can not be replicated by the hildabeast and her dildo.maybe he might catch aids.we can only you a dollar to a doughnut he would fail the paternity test on his kids.HAPPY NEW YEAR!

  17. TexasDoc says:

    My friend in California says Michelle is Obama’s “Beard”.

    I had to check Google to see what he meant. I had no idea….

  18. Dr. 9 says:

    If the American people weren’t so stupid, they would’ve noticed and realized that Valerie Jarrett is more in charge of the country than the limp-wristed Marxist-in-Chief is. That is, when she’s not “accompanying” the First Ho on another fancy, “paid-for-by-Whitey” vacation. And who pulls Valeire’s strings? Ask George Soros.

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