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May 01 2013

Students Sign Petition to Ban Pressure Cookers

The government–media axis responded to the Newtown shootings by trying to ban guns. In the wake of the Boston Marathon bombing, Liberal Chick applies the same logic by circulating a petition to ban pressure cookers:

Thank you Liberal Chick, for trying to make us safe from pressure cookers.

On a tip from Don M.

14 Responses to “Students Sign Petition to Ban Pressure Cookers”

  1. Flu-Bird says:

    Where are their Dunce Caps? shouldnt these students of Stupid be wearing Dunce Caps?

  2. grayjohn says:

    Is this a school or a mental institution and how does one tell the difference anymore?

  3. Son of Taz says:

    The NPCA is not happy. (National Pressure Cooker Association)

  4. Pudge Heffelfinger says:

    Are nations like China and Germany teaching moonbattery? No you say, no wonder they are blowing this country out of the water when it comes to topics like math and science.

  5. GoinSane says:

    What – they don’t like pot roast? – probably vegans!

  6. chester arthur says:

    Hey,if you can’t cook that pot roast with less than 15 lbs. of assault pressure,maybe you shouldn’t be cooking.No doubt,that thought will occur to Biden and Cuomo.Bloomie will want to limit pressure to 7 assault lbs.

  7. don't fear the snark says:

    Who really needs that much pressure? You don’t need that much weight to cook something. Just go out on the balcony dump the pressure cooker twice to be sure and say hopey changey as loud as you can.

  8. Bo-Jangles says:

    Someday, sending your kids to college will be seen as a form of child abuse. Aside from getting high, getting laid, getting brain-washed, and getting stupid, what is the purpose of college? I’m sure they can do all those things while living at home, and you would save tens-of-thousands.

  9. Dennis Carr says:

    OH, MY GOD! Where is my big stick that I use to kill cockroach’s ????? Why I am on the fence about Abortion, is it too late to request a hearing for her?

  10. Carrie says:

    ^ Yes, let’s kill this young woman or wish she was dead because you are incapable of figuring out when someone is playing a character.

    You’d think the video description and video intro would have clued you in that she is playing a character.

  11. TED says:

    THE level of our liberal education today in one video. BS over brains! Our future leaders, DOOMED.

  12. Momster says:

    A class in the history of the Beatles!!! That college should be sued for malpractice. I am sure that class will get him far if and when he ever applies for w-o-r-k.

    If students were actually paying for their own education they would demand, DEMAND, tough courses that would prepare them for entering the world of work and the professions. That dude is going NOWHERE but on the dole if he graduatese. Then he will complain about the one percenters who got engineering, MBA, medical, or other technological degrees where they actually had to learn something. Its all their fault that he is a loser. It will definitely not his fault for taking liberal circle-j**k courses in college. What a waste of his parents’, or more likely the taxpayers’ money.

    Luckily for me I don’t have to attend college to learn the history of the Beatles–I lived through it. Heard all I needed to then.

    Old Momster

  13. rex freeway says:

    She has it all wrong. The bombers used the heavier large capacity weights so a higher pressure would be obtained. She shouldnt ban the cooker. Just the weights first. Then come for the cooker its self.

  14. gary says:

    Please tell me this is satire…

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