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Dec 03 2012

Sunday Night Football Calls for Curtailing Constitutional Rights

Following the catastrophic 2012 election, summer soldiers succumbed to despair. Rather than remaining engaged and informed, they slouched off to the couch and switched on the football game in an attempt to escape from the liberal war of extermination against everything that makes life worth living. But liberals are by definition totalitarians; in a society ruled by them, there can be no escape. For example, yesterday NFL fans were treated to this anti-Constitution diatribe by authoritarian apparatchik Bob Costas:

The references are to the murder/suicide involving psycho linebacker Jovan Belcher, the shooting in Florida by accused murderer Michael David Dunn, and a leftist harangue by gun-grabbing Fox Sports moonbat Jason Whitlock.

By “gun culture,” these statists mean “a culture in which the natural rights enshrined in the Constitution are upheld, and citizens are allowed to defend themselves.” Vastly better men than Costas and Whitlock have died by the thousands to secure these indispensible rights for us.

Gloria Stivic shared their goal of rendering the population defenseless. Fortunately her father Archie Bunker was on hand to set her straight:

Gloria: “Do you know that sixty percent of all deaths in America are caused by guns?”

Archie Bunker: “Would it make you feel any better, little girl, if they was pushed out of windows?”

Little girls like Bob Costas won’t ever get it. Being part of the liberal ruling class, they are unlikely to find themselves in a position where they need to defend their own lives, and the government’s guns will always be aimed at their ideological opponents, not them.

On tips from St. Gilbert, Lyle, and Andy S.

33 Responses to “Sunday Night Football Calls for Curtailing Constitutional Rights”

  1. Highway Hospital Student says:

    A perfect blend of stupidity.

  2. metalgarth says:

    “Little girls like Bob Costas won’t ever get it. Being part of the liberal ruling class, they are unlikely to find themselves in a position where they need to defend their own lives, and the government’s guns will always be aimed at their ideological opponents, not them.”

    Until it’s their turn to be sent to the front lines, the labor camp, or be re-educated. At least those of us who armed will be able to shoot back.

  3. Brian_Boru says:

    What an absolute disgrace for NBC to have stooped so low during a football game. I switched it off immediately and will NEVER watch another sporting event on NBC after that disgrace. You’d think the gun had two legs and killed both the girlfriend and the victimized black football player on its own.

  4. Clingtomyguns says:

    Costas keeps on the liberal script, doing a disservice to the two dead victims, as it is way too taboo to explain Belcher’s black-on-black violence (to his girlfriend and self) away any way else except for the EEEVILL gun.

    I guess if Cain wouldn’t have had a gun, he wouldn’t have busted a cap in his brother Abel, now would he? Oh, wait, Cain didn’t have a gun, yet treacherously murdered his brother.

    No Bob, we better stick with the gun as the perpetrator here, its more politically correct than pointing out that a 2011 U.S. Department Of Justice (yes, that would be your god Obama’s DOJ) study reports that Blacks are six times more likely to be victims of violent crime than whites. The same study reports that Blacks are eight times more likely than whites to be perpetrators of violent crime than their white counterparts.

    From 1993 to 2001, blacks were 12% of the U.S. population age 12 or older but 49% of all homicide victims and 54% of all victims of firearm homicide. Among homicide victims, blacks were more likely than whites to have been killed with a firearm. About 8 in 10 black homicide victims and 7 in 10 white homicide victims died from gunshot injuries.

    Blacks were about 7 times more likely than whites to be a homicide victim (30 versus 4 per 100,000 persons age 12 or older respectively), and approximately 9 times more likely to be a victim of a homicide committed with a firearm (25 versus 3 per 100,000 persons age 12 or older, respectively).

    While most homicides are committed with guns, the number of handgun-related ones has fallen to all time lows. (around 2,000 per year), while homicides involving other weapons (knives, blunt objects, and other weapons (around 2,500 per year) has remained steady.

    But we can’t let little things like these facts get in the way for a good liberal narrative to blame guns for this tragic reflection of our decaying society.

  5. Artfldgr says:

    Aum Shinrikyo found it hard to get guns…
    so they tried biological weapons instead…

    however, given that the gun was invented in the 1600s in germany by a priest… and this is 2013 (close enough), the 400 years that have passed have made it a lot easier to make them as you wish, even down to the size of a lipstick.

    bob costas wont get it until he is walking from the studio to the car one night and happens to be the scapegoat a group of volk beat up…

  6. skullman says:

    Costas and Whitless are fools. No more NBC.

  7. Gunny G says:


    Contacted NBC and told them to tell Costas to fuck off and die soon.

  8. Canis lupus says:

    Mr. Costas does not have a crystal ball and therefore cannot tell us what the outcome of that situation would of been if a handgun was not there.
    He makes it seem like the desire the football player had to do harm to his girlfreind would not have manifested itself had it not been for a firearm. What if a golf club had been there? Or a knife? Or a meat cleaver? Or a baseball bat? Or a car? Or any other deadly instrument that can be found around a home?
    Its a shame that people like to blame the gun when the blame can clearly be placed on the person who pulled the trigger.

  9. Sweep the leg says:

    Fuck you, Bob and Jason. Oh and NBC, too.

    The story was and is about one nigger killing another one. That happens every, damn, day, in the country Costas and Whitlock helped to ruin by covering up the truth about negro disfunction. This is NOT about law abiding white people who DON’T run around “escalating” whatever and whatnot. If it didn’t have a gun, it would have beaten her to death.

    I would love to see Bob and Jason being attacked by the savages whose jocks they masturbate over, and be in a position where I could save their lives. I would walk on by and sleep like a baby. That goes for ALL Liberals.

    Fucking jerks…

  10. 762x51 says:

    I move that we curtail Bo Costas rights. These people will imprison us unless we stop them by force of arms.

  11. Buffalobob says:

    Bob Costas apparently did not research the background of his “gentle giant”. Drugs, alcohol, violence, roid rage. Bobbie’s naive statement was if the Ahole didn’t have a gun the Mother of his child and he would be alive today. Put that logic with the O J slaughters.

  12. 762x51 says:

    Gunny G says:
    December 3, 2012 at 4:06 pm


    Contacted NBC and told them to tell Costas to fuck off and die soon.

    Gunny – You forgot to mention that he should die alone, in the dark screaming in agony. Attention to detail my friend, very important.

    metalgarth says:
    December 3, 2012 at 3:15 pm

    “Little girls like Bob Costas won’t ever get it. Being part of the liberal ruling class, they are unlikely to find themselves in a position where they need to defend their own lives,

    Metal – But accidents do happen, even to liberal elites . . .

    I’m am physically a much bigger man than Jovan Belcher and I own firearms yet I haven’t killed anyone since the fall of Saigon. I don’t need a weapon with most people and certainly not with a 22yo girl, not that any 22yo girls have viciously attacked me lately. Please write if any of you are interested though.

    What kind of chicken shit coward uses a weapon in those circumstances? Belcher should be reviled and his name stricken from the NFL roster and record books but political correctness will never allow that to happen.

  13. rex freeway says:

    Sweep the leg, I got on here to post an almost mirror image of your comment. No need to now except to say “guns dont kill people, violent minorities do.

  14. AC says:

    Molon labe.

  15. Ghost of FA Hayek says:

    Note how Costas first attempts to blame the gun, then lightly implicates football.
    Hey Costas you dumb bastard,
    Is it too much to ask that you blame Belcher himself ?
    An NFL linebacker could have just as easily killed her with his bare hands alone, you know.
    And finally, in your zeal to blame lawful gun owners for this tragedy you did not even bother to mention the actual victim here.
    Costas, what if Kasandra Perkins herself had a gun ?

  16. jtm371 says:

    he and whitdick are just ASSHOLES of the left.nobody came out for the ban of the bow and arrow and knives from the murder suicide in Wyoming.FOAD look how well it worked out for the Russians when gun ownership was outlawed 20MILLION died.

  17. Jodie says:

    Clearly this tragedy is the fault of the gun, and the NFL due to his head injuries, and the pain killers due to the NFL, and the evil white man, and George Bush, and those who didn’t vote for Obama, and those who don’t support Obamacare, and folks like Mitt Romney, and the Republikkkans, etc., etc, etc. It is in no way the fault of the gentle and thoughtful Jovan Belcher – who thanked his coaches! /sarc

  18. Mr Evilwrench says:

    Damn, all my guns must be defective. None of them have ever jumped up and killed anyone. Thinkin maybe if I get some more I’ll find one of the good ones.

  19. dan says:

    I wouldn’t boycott football…but i do mute the ass-hats that have tell me what to think about it… which is why i DO boycott all of the network news douchery.

  20. Joe says:

    Costass jumped the shark right after his fourth facelift. What’s that spot on his forehead? Oh, it’s his navel. NBC – Nothing but crap.

  21. Braden Lynch says:

    If the woman had been armed, maybe she would be alive and he would be dead. Fixed that for you, Bob.

    P.S. Bob, go auto-fornicate yourself.

  22. True Blue says:

    Canis lupis “He makes it seem like the desire the football player had to do harm to his girlfreind would not have manifested itself had it not been for a firearm. What if a golf club had been there? Or a knife?”

    Well, since his former co-host was none other than OJ ‘Turn my ex wife into a Pez Dispenser’ Simpson; we all know EXACTLY what Costas would have said… Nothing.

  23. Sam Adams says:

    Costus et. al. love to blame “gun culture.”

    Fair enough….

    Now, I don’t watch NBC often, but I suspect that they have a number of “entertainment” shows during the week that show people acting out their violent tendencies with guns. In fact, I’ll wager that this past week NBC showed one or more people actually getting shot and killed with a gun.

    Now if gun culture is part of the problem, let’s eliminate all TV shows and movies (particularly on NBC) that show acts of violence, particularly if committed with a gun.

    That’s right; no first amendment rights for Bob and his network. It is against the law to cry “fire” in a theater when there is no fire. Therefore, with 250 million guns in the hands of over 60 million US citizens, it is irresponsible for NBC to effectively cry fire by showing irresponsible acts of violence on their network.

    By the same token (sorry…did I use the word “token?”)…
    gun culture as well as violence against women is certainly fed by the pop music that is particularly performed by black rappers. Such irresponsible music lyrics contribute to an atmosphere of violence. Got to put an end to music with violent lyrics. Radio stations that currently play “rap” music would be far better off playing musical hits of “The Carpenters,” maybe with some occasional Beach Boy number thrown in. Neither group ever promoted either guns or violence.

  24. Sam Adams says:

    By the way, a lot of folks on the left trot out statistics of how many people are killed each year in the US by guns. But they ignore the beneficial effects of a population widely armed with guns.

    It is tough to get good statistics, but between 700,000 and 2,500,000 acts of violence or crimes are stopped or prevented each year by a citizen with a firearm. In 98% of those cases, no shots are fired. After all, if a bad guy demands your wallet or purse, and you pull out a handgun, and he runs off….who do you report that to?

    One last thought….if a 250 pound NFL player is mad at you and is coming after you to do you harm…what do you need to stop him? A kind word? A restraining order?

    Or a firearm in the hands of a women willing and able to use it?

  25. Sam Adams says:

    TED says:
    December 4, 2012 at 4:01 am

    BUT a drone in Obama’s hands is OK.

    Interesting drawing….a city surrounded by mountains being attacked by drones. Kind of like a number of cities in the inter-mountain west. You know; the fly over country that didn’t support Obama.

    Naaaaah….Obama doesn’t hold anything against such folks.

  26. son of a preacher man says:

    I am so glad I am white. My genes protecting from acting like a “savage”. I guess freewill must be an illusion.

  27. -Sepp says:

    Maybe Bob would feel safer if the 230 lb football player just beat his 110 lb girlfriend’s head into mush with a hammer?

    Personally, I’d feel better reading a story where SHE had a gun when she needed it and, all we’d be reading about is a 230 lb dead asshole who never swung his hammer.
    As a kid, my 98 lb mother turned a believer into a big dude who was kicking in the back door…so if libs actually believe in equality for women, they’d understand that a .38 will make them as equal as any 230 lb asshole with bad intentions every day of the week.

  28. Rickyd says:

    What a jackwad. Stick to football commentary. Little prick probably never played a sport in school.

  29. StanInTexas says:

    Costas is the classic example of a “Limousine Liberal”. He can afford 24-hour armed guards, he lives is a gated community, and never has to encounter the people and situations that he rails against.

    He will never “Get It”!

  30. Bill says:

    It’s now being widely reported that Belcher spent his night before the murder drinking with a whore. So should we ban drinking or whores or football or crazy black guys? Oh hell, lets just ban Costas and solve the entire problem.

  31. czuch says:

    A NON-MAN yammerin about a “Manly sport” and spewing ignorance about the entitley overpaid.
    She shoulda had a 9, but even then she wouldnt have thought to have it handy to defend against “family”
    What could possibly go wrong?

  32. coldwarrior57 says:

    I didnt expect anything less. what is frustrating is all the fucking idiots that claim to be conservatives will still watch NFL tv, supporting this turd. VOTE with your wallet.

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