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Feb 10 2013

The Deval Patrick Show

The Marxist ruler of the People’s Republic of Massachusetts actually banned driving during the recent snowfall; you could get a year in prison just for taking your car out on the road. So that they don’t miss any draconian decrees, inmates of Taxachusetts are advised to pay attention when Chairman Patrick speaks, no matter how much distracting goofiness goes on in the background:

We are living in a totalitarian special education class.

On tips from glenwood183, Rob Banks, and Son of Taz.

30 Responses to “The Deval Patrick Show”

  1. forest says:

    “you could get a year in prison just for taking your car out on the road.”

    And guess what’ll happen if you get busted for doing anything that is “punishable with up to 1 year in prison”? Not “punished” with 1 year, but “punishable”.

    Yep, No buying any guns or ammo for the rest of your life thanks to the pending national “background” checks.

  2. James McEnanly says:

    Michael Bloomberg and Deval Patrick are the two highest paid, and most boring weather forecasters in the country. Is this one just one station, or does he blanket every Television and radio station in Massachusetts?

  3. Mr Evilwrench says:

    Isn’t it, like, cold out? Aren’t fans like that for when it’s too hot for you? Hmm… bet they have their thermostat up a bit; wouldn’t want our overlords to be uncomfortable while they’re ordering us around. Bet they wouldn’t hesitate to make it a felony having your thermostat over 60°, though. Peasant swine!

  4. F.D.R. in Hell says:

    Devil Patrick reigns supreme and reins his people.

    Get some brains, Massachusucks voters. 👿

  5. Ghost of FA Hayek says:

    We don’t even ban travel here in the Peoples Republic of Minnesota.
    The interstate ramps are from time to time blocked off as local conditions require.
    But then the subjects of Massachusetts are not too averse to living as basket cases

  6. KHarn says:

    It loses something when he talks about severe cold when that woman is FANNING herself in the background.

    Tune in tomorrow when he talks about world hunger at his favorite resturant.

  7. Skyfall says:

    I hear you KHarn…thing is, he’s backing this up with the threat of force, the confiscation of money and the suspending of one’s personal liberty for a year.

    The left is in total control now. There is no going back. They mean us harm and are going to use every means they have to force their will upon us.

    We are no longer capable of standing up to them. The game’s been called on account of darkness…and it will be a long time before the lights come back on. (Maybe God was trying to tell us something at the Super Bowl!)

  8. Gary C. says:

    That fat pig fanning herself is Andrea Cabral, the affirmative action hire that was, at one time, the Suffolk County Sheriff here in the People’s Republic of Massachusetts. She is only one in an endless line of corrupt political hacks. We are the laughing stock of a once-great nation.

  9. Beef says:

    Now it’s up to the governor to make snow day calls? What a freak show. And what is with the deaf signer next to every democrat who says anything? The deaf population is around 0.3%. The odds of anyone in that room being deaf are extremely remote (people on TV have close captioning). Do thay even ask if anyone needs it? I’ll bet she isn’t cheap.

    Does Deval have a deaf signer walking down the street with him, just in case he runs into a deaf person?

  10. DJ says:

    That’s one hot mama!

  11. Joe says:

    Why do these dumphucks always surround themselves with a bunch of lackeys when they speak to the public? Would it be so hard to stand at the podium alone?
    Who the hell voted for this yutz?

  12. big-pete says:

    This is ripe for an SNL skit…although I’m not sure even professional comedians could do any better.

  13. Jeanettesca says:

    @ Beef: That interpreter is a she? Thanks for clearing that up, I wasn’t sure.

  14. born in 76 says:

    Clearly subliminal global warming messages being sent.

  15. Ghost of FA Hayek says:

    Gary C.
    Every male liberal politician must be flanked by their own personal Cleopatra, appointed to appease the PC gods of feminism.

  16. Winston Burkhart says:

    I didn’t realize that was an interpreter. I thought it was Sean Penn going full retard.

  17. born in 76 says:

    She’s the sheriff apparently?

  18. big-pete says:

    Just out of curiosity…what the heck is wrong with closed captioned? Isn’t that good enough? Why the heck do you have to have a signer waving frantically and making ridiculous face gestures? Are there REALLY that many deaf people? Why not have someone up there translating into Esperanto as well? Ponderous.

  19. Dr. 9 says:

    As is plain to see, politically speaking, the American people always get exactly what they deserve.

  20. Buffalobob says:

    Ya almost had me, that’s and old SNL skit.

  21. Ummah Gummah says:


    Seems like Jabba-the-Hut was getting hot flashes. I’m sure that was due to global warming.


  22. Jay B. says:

    It’s actually pretty hard to ignore the grossly inappropriate PC appointment fanning itself in the back and the sign language speaker gesticulating wildly. SNL couldn’t do a better skit than this.

  23. Jay B. says:

    About the obese girl in the back “When’s this shit gonna be over? Imma melting here indat room! Uff uff” With Deval in charge, she didn’t feel like she should either dress properly or behave at all. “How come I gotta share da stage with three whiteys? Damn.”

  24. Momster says:

    Here in the P.R. of MA, I actually went out during the driving ban. I wasn’t that bad and Rte. 91 was cleared right down to the blacktop. I didn’t know about the ban until I got home. I thought it was strange that no one else was on 91!

    Because Boston was hard hit Devil called the ban. In Western MA it wasn’t that bad–11-12″ where we are. But in Boston they think that MA stops at Worcester (Central MA). They don’t even know we exist. So, therefore, if there is lots of snow in Boston–the entire state is crippled.

    Cripes–what a bunch of pantywaists! You’d think its never snowed in MA before.

    Come on, gov. Grow a pair. Just ‘cuz you can’t drive iin the snow, don’t assume everyone else is that stupid, too.

  25. numnut says:

    “Why not have someone up there translating into Esperanto as well? Ponderous.”


  26. Bob Roberts says:

    What the heck is that thing to the right (his left) doing the translation for the deaf? I see I wasn’t the first to notice… Andrea Cabral? An affirmative action hire?


  27. figmentnewton says:

    My husband used to plow snow here in the bitterclinger country of PA, as long as people who venture out in bad weather understand that if they abandon their car on roads they will be plowed away WITH the snow, all is hunky dory.

  28. The Grand Wazzoo says:

    A Descendant Dyke from the Tower of Babblers, relaying the Latest Secret Orders and The Giant Goddess of the Soul Train fanning the Flames of Iniquity.

  29. Son of Taz says:

    @Momster, Cadillac Deval is a liberal, a mini-me to Obummer, so yes, they do think we’re all too stupid.

  30. Momster says:

    Too true, Son of Taz. Besides–they have valid proof–they get elected. It just hurts me that they think EVERYONE is stupid.

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