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Jul 30 2012

The Real Wimp Factor

Incredibly, the failing propaganda rag that has devoted the last four years to hyping Barack the Metrosexual Weenie is screaming from its cover in extra large type that Mitt Romney is a “wimp.” If they really want to do cover stories on wimpy politicians, they could find a better candidate than Mitt:

No wonder this collapsing self-parody of an establishment dinosaur publication will soon be digital only, a major milestone on the road to the tar pits.

Video compliments of Granny Jan. Tips from Shawn and Incitatus.

11 Responses to “The Real Wimp Factor”

  1. Granny Jan says:

    Thanks! That was fun.

  2. Bloodless Coup says:

    Read all about the adventures of Bathhouse Barry here…

  3. Screwy Puppy says:

    In case you missed it, the guy that wrote the Romney “wimp” piece is the same guy that said Romney went to the NAACP to get booed and that using the term “Obamacare” is an insult. Safe to say, the “wimp” piece is just a bunch of fantasy garbage. Could not read the whole thing because I could feel it making me stupid.

  4. Bath House Barry says:

    I am NOT a wimp. Just extremely gay. Would any of you sexy, young, hot, wingnut studs eat a dog? I think not. I didn’t wimp out, baby. I chowed down and had the gumption to say- “yummy. That’s some tasty dog.”


  5. mark says:

    I’m sure Barry would much prefer sticking the baseball bat up his ass.

  6. Rich says:

    Barry throws like a girl…..

  7. Mr Evilwrench says:

    What, newsweak can’t afford to print anymore? That doesn’t tell them something? Wait, they’re clueless in the first place. Nevermind.

  8. beforethestorm says:

    I marvel at how stupid his handlers are that they ever let him on that bike with those mom jeans. If they had half a brain, that bike photo would’ve never happened.

  9. TrickleUpPolitics says:

    After looking at the picture of wimpy Obama in his Mom jeans trying to throw a baseball, perhaps you would rather look at a clip of what ESPN has been bloviating about for the last 2 days: Tim Tebow running off the field in the rain shirtless. I know I’d rather look at it. The clip is set to the theme of Chariots of Fire. Feast your eyes.

  10. white_Polluter says:

    That pitch was just………embarassing. I’m ashamed to be an American after that. My 11 year old can at least throw a strike.

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