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Jan 17 2013

The Ultimate Dumb Blonde

Girls don’t win beauty pageants for their smarts. Even so, Mallory Hytes Hagan really ought to have a brain installed:

If they ever come across an Adam Lanza or Nidal Malik Hasan during a killing spree, rather than screaming for help from someone with a gun, moonbats are encouraged to educate the killer on gun safety. After all, violence is not the proper way to fight violence.

Imagine if people stupid enough to hold opinions like this were in positions of authority. Imagine if there were a whole party of these bubbleheads, and they controlled the two most powerful branches of government: the executive branch and the media branch. We would be living in a nightmare.

On a tip from The Only Other Conservative in Seattle.

27 Responses to “The Ultimate Dumb Blonde”

  1. Metalhead says:

    To be fair, if she had said anything other than what she did say, like arming teachers or if she agreed with having armed guards, her chances of winning anyhing would have been gone on the spot. If she wasn’t disqualified.

  2. Cooter Brown says:

    Those preening sissy boy types like that “judge” who asked the dingbat that question just think they’re soooo much more informed and enlightened than the rest of us and they are also so absolutely positive that they know better than what history teaches us.

    That pussy would crap out his boyfriends semen if he had a water pistol pointed at him.

    Sorry but these people make me sick

  3. asswipee says:

    this mindless sperm-bank is only repeating what her ‘coaches’ told her to say – she has no idea what any of it means.

    however, this sort of total media propaganda points the to the future – us vs. them.

    use your common sense and figure out what is important to you and choose. we’ll win – in the long run – since logic and faith are on our side. but it might not be easy.

  4. Henry says:

    So, she disapproves of the armed guards at ObrownMao’s daughters’ school? She must be raaaayyycisss!

    As an aside, and as a graduate of a Friends school, the hypocrisy of a Friends school having armed guards (even before ObrownMao arrived with his sprogs) is ASTOUNDING!

  5. Chris says:

    I think her solution for violent criminals is to kill them with kindness?

  6. Ghost of FA Hayek says:

    I agree Metalhead
    Not only that, but the left would have hounded her night and day into submission.
    I guess this dispels the popular belief that blondness makes women dumb, when in fact it’s liberalism which dumbs them down

  7. Ummah Gummah says:


    Sorry for posting OT on this thread, but the last Open one is a bit far back and I am afraid not many will go revisit there.

    Let us hope that what you are about to see will never become necessary in America:

    Patriotic Frenchmen playing the islamic “call to prayer” from a megaphone at 4:30 AM in the streets of Tours, where a mega-mosk is in the planning stages.

    This action was deigned to alert Frenchmen to the effects this mosk will have on their lives if they continue to stand by idly.

    Let’s hope it never has to come to this.

    America is too beautiful to hand to the savages.


  8. Ummah Gummah says:


    Miss New York: A product of her local school system. This is what our edumacational system churns out.

    We are so screwed.


  9. Ghost of FA Hayek says:

    Another possibility raised by Ummah
    One characteristic common in liberal enclaves is a narrative in place of truth.

  10. Steve says:

    We have Part One of the Lance Armstrong interview on Oprah Winfrey’s show posted on CC…

  11. Ummah Gummah says:


    Who cares about Lance Armstrong? He’d make an excellent democRAT pol.


  12. Ummah Gummah says:


    If you have an hour and a half I suggest you watch this, while it’s still free:

    It’s called “The Grinding Down of America” and it explains the various strains of Communism from past to present, all the way to Obama and his inner circle.

    It may not present solutions, but it shines a light on who they are and why they are doing what they are doing.


  13. Peter the Bubblehead says:

    I take personal offense to your use of the term bubblehead to describe the namby-pamby gun-grabbing liberal wastes of skin. Bubblehead is a proud moniker of those who served in submarines, none of whom – I am proud to say – would have anything to do with this trash talk of stealing the 2nd Amendment!

  14. Ghost of FA Hayek says:

    In an intellectually honest world, Oprah would have invited the entire sport of cycling.

    My advise ?
    Find a sport where brute horsepower is encouraged

  15. dan says:

    good posts Ummah Gummah…

    intelligent kids in public school drop out because they reject the brainwashing/mind control…that’s why you see smart-ass answers to stupid dog and pony geography questions….at least the ones that haven’t gotten drugged into submission.
    Is it any wonder that a few go postal and take out their frustration on the institutions that have oppressed them?

  16. Fuzzlenutter says:

    The question that should have been asked is…

    “If a deranged man broke into your house with the intent of killing you and raping your broken, bleeding dead body and then doing the same to your 10 year-old daughter, what would you rather have in your hand, a loaded hand gun or a cumquat?”

  17. Duke says:

    To quote all the producers of the beauty pageant: “I’d tap dat!”

    How do you think she got on the show to begin with…, TALENT; ever heard of the “casting couch?”

  18. StanInTexas says:

    In the language of my people…

    Well, bless her heart!

  19. MissAnthropy says:

    Ummah Gummah, how ironic they are building it in Tours. That’s where Charles Martel saved us all and halted one of their earlier attempts at subjugating Western Christendom. Now the West rolls out a red carpet for these 7th Century throwbacks.

  20. Alborn says:

    I guess this is why she had to move from AL to NY to win the state title to compete in the national. Too liberal for her own home town or state. Of course she would not want any armed protection for herself at anytime. Just let those violent stalkers be, do not fight violence with violence.

  21. bobdog says:

    I don’t know what all this fuss is about. All you have to do is call 911 and you’ll have police at your doorstep within 45 minutes to fill out the reports.

    That’s what happened at Sandy Hook.

  22. LyleLovett666 says:

    There’s an oven in Germany with her name on it.

  23. Logic_Mine says:


    “EEEeeewwwwhhh, Oooohh,….Sorry…..we were looking for,…No, Government intervention is never the course to turn for solutions. The 2nd Amendment should have been exercised by the TEACHERS and surrounding community to provide protection.

    I’m sorry, but you are disqualified. NEXT!”

  24. Logic_Mine says:


    Is it a “SUZIE EASY BAKE OVEN” ?

  25. David says:

    The Miss America pageant took a serious left wing downturn in the 90’s. It is about as important as the Nobel Peace Prize, Academy Awards or whatever the name is for the black entertainers award. Mindless and very unimportant. Who watches this stuff anyway?

  26. SNuss says:

    As Wayne LaPierre stated so precisely:

    “The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun,”

    Anything else is just luck.

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