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Feb 23 2016

Triggered All the Time

Life isn’t easy for self-absorbed snowflakes. No wonder they turn to P.C. fascism in despair. People like Rachel are triggered all the time:

If you see Rachel, head the other way fast. Anything you might say to her and even just existing in her presence are triggers and therefore thought crimes.

On a tip from Bodhisattva. Hat tip: Chicks on the Right.



90 Responses to “Triggered All the Time”

  1. Momster says:

    OK, ok. I tried to watch this all the way through and I just couldn’t do it!

    She is triggered by EVERYTHING. (I will not make a firearm reference. I will not make a firearm reference, I will not make a firearm reference.)

    She is triggered when she tries to haul her enormous bulk out of bed. She is triggered when she tries to fit into the bathtub. She is triggered when she can’t pull her size 16 panties up over her clammy, naked butt. She is triggered when she tries to zip her Omar the Tentmaker designer jeans. She is triggered when she can’t bend over her bellies to tie her shoes.

    She is triggered that everyone else is not as fat, ugly, and stupid as she is.

    OK, I will try again to watch the whole thing.

  2. Momster says:

    OK, ok. I tried to watch this all the way through and I just couldn’t do it!

    She is triggered by EVERYTHING. (I will not make a firearm reference. I will not make a firearm reference, I will not make a firearm reference.)

    She is triggered when she tries to haul her enormous bulk out of bed. She is triggered when she tries to fit into the bathtub. She is triggered when she can’t pull her size 16 panties up over her clammy, naked butt. She is triggered when she tries to zip her Omar the Tentmaker designer jeans. She is triggered when she can’t bend over her bellies to tie her shoes.

    She is triggered that everyone else is not as fat, ugly, and stupid as she is.

    OK, I will try again to watch the whole thing.

    UPDATE: Nope, couldn’t. I’m glad I’m not her. I’m glad I’m not related to her. I’m glad I don’t know her.

  3. What a disgusting food blister.

  4. What a disgusting food blister.

  5. Brown Bear Mike says:

    Shouldn’t she be carrying a gun, if she’s triggered all the time?

    (Yeah, i know. SOMEONE had to say it.)

  6. Brown Bear Mike says:

    Shouldn’t she be carrying a gun, if she’s triggered all the time?

    (Yeah, i know. SOMEONE had to say it.)

  7. George Lortz says:

    What a damn waste of bandwidth.

  8. George Lortz says:

    What a damn waste of bandwidth.

  9. Chocolate&Cheese says:

    I want to plop down across from this special snowflake on a public transport vehicle and manspread from here to Centari.

  10. Cameraman says:

    Did She Say she was Triggered or Weight as much as Trigger? Made it to 1″26 in the Vid, Man she’s got more Chins than a Chinese Phone Book!! She’s not a Snow Flake She’s a Snow Drift!!!

  11. Cameraman says:

    Did She Say she was Triggered or Weight as much as Trigger? Made it to 1″26 in the Vid, Man she’s got more Chins than a Chinese Phone Book!! She’s not a Snow Flake She’s a Snow Drift!!!

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  13. Henry says:

    It’s called Zyprexa… get some.

  14. Henry says:

    It’s called Zyprexa… get some.

  15. johnnosk says:

    I thought that it was unwise to allow the mentally unstable access to firearms!

  16. johnnosk says:

    I thought that it was unwise to allow the mentally unstable access to firearms!

  17. johnnosk says:

    “She’s not a Snow Flake She’s a Snow Drift!!!”

    …And the zinger of the week goes to…

  18. johnnosk says:

    “She’s not a Snow Flake She’s a Snow Drift!!!”

    …And the zinger of the week goes to…

  19. Chocolate&Cheese says:

    Never heard of chicksontheright. Thanks for the intro.

  20. sandyaz says:

    Is she looking to qualify for a disability claim? Sounds like it. Doesn’t even make a good agoraphobic.

  21. sandyaz says:

    Is she looking to qualify for a disability claim? Sounds like it. Doesn’t even make a good agoraphobic.

  22. Speed Gibson says:

    Amazing how wearing black makes you look thinner.

  23. Speed Gibson says:

    Amazing how wearing black makes you look thinner.

  24. concern00 says:

    Wow great coping skills. Mum and dad (oops trigger warning) must be proud.

  25. concern00 says:

    Wow great coping skills. Mum and dad (oops trigger warning) must be proud.

  26. Turbo says:

    “You’re not you when you’re hungry”, big fella- have another Snickers bar.

  27. Turbo says:

    “You’re not you when you’re hungry”, big fella- have another Snickers bar.

  28. johnnosk says:

    I think that she’s had too many Snickers bars… Unless she has a peanut allergy, then she’s just a legume-phobic!

  29. johnnosk says:

    I think that she’s had too many Snickers bars… Unless she has a peanut allergy, then she’s just a legume-phobic!

  30. ScarletPimpernel says:

    My problems seem very small after watching this.

  31. ScarletPimpernel says:

    My problems seem very small after watching this.

  32. bkhuna says:

    Roy Rogers should put this Trigger down.

  33. bkhuna says:

    Roy Rogers should put this Trigger down.

  34. Deborah Hendrickson says:

    ❝my .friend’s mate Is getting 98$. HOURLY. on the internet.”….two days ago new McLaren. F1 bought after earning 18,512$,,,this was my previous month’s paycheck ,and-a little over, 17k$ Last month .,3-5 h/r of work a days ..with extra open doors & weekly. paychecks.. it’s realy the easiest work I have ever Do.. I Joined This 7 months ago and now making over 87$, p/h.Learn. More right Here!!b422➤➤➤➤➤ http://GlobalSuperEmploymentVacanciesReportsFree/GetPaid/98$hourly…. .❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:::::!!b422……

  35. Mike P says:

    Liberalism is a mental disorder.

  36. Mike P says:

    Liberalism is a mental disorder.

  37. Ed. G. Mann says:

    She’s the proximate, precipitate cause of Third World food shortage.

  38. Ed. G. Mann says:

    She’s the proximate, precipitate cause of Third World food shortage.

  39. bobdog19006 says:

    If you see Rachel, step out of her path, or serious injury or even death may result.

  40. bobdog19006 says:

    CRUSH HAZARD WARNING: If you see Rachel, step out of her path, or serious injury or even death may result. Tell an adult immediately.

  41. Momster says:

    Snowdrift—frickin hilarious!

  42. Momster says:

    Snowdrift—frickin hilarious!

  43. Momster says:

    I vote for Cameraman!!

  44. Momster says:

    I vote for Cameraman!!

  45. Momster says:

    There you go–you triggered her again.

  46. Momster says:

    There you go–you triggered her again.

  47. Son of Uncle Sam says:

    Wow 1:26 min I only made it to 1:03, you have a stronger stomach then I do!!

  48. Son of Uncle Sam says:

    Wow 1:26 min I only made it to 1:03, you have a stronger stomach then I do!!

  49. william mckinley says:

    It’s just not black enough.

  50. william mckinley says:

    It’s just not black enough.

  51. william mckinley says:

    Her most important trigger is the nearest Big Mac.

  52. Paladin says:

    What a miserable outlook she has!

  53. william mckinley says:

    Her most important trigger is the nearest Big Mac.

  54. Paladin says:

    What a miserable outlook she has!

  55. Spartan24708 says:

    What a freaking mess- listen honey there is only one way to get out of your situation- eat less and exercise more. If you one of the 15% of people with a legitimate medical condition that causes weight gain then get appropriate treatment (not an herbal supplement or reiki treatment). I couldn’t get past the first few minutes, look the world doesn’t owe you jack, your a (very) big girl now get control of your life.

  56. Spartan24708 says:

    What a freaking mess- listen honey there is only one way to get out of your situation- eat less and exercise more. If you one of the 15% of people with a legitimate medical condition that causes weight gain then get appropriate treatment (not an herbal supplement or reiki treatment). I couldn’t get past the first few minutes, look the world doesn’t owe you jack, your a (very) big girl now get control of your life.

  57. BillyBob Bob says:

    Fat, tattooed and stupid is no way to go through life.

  58. BillyBobBob the Covfefe Bob says:

    Fat, tattooed and stupid is no way to go through life.

  59. Donna M says:

    Woweeeeee!
    Seek help, IMMEDIATELY!
    …the vent of racing thoughts, blathering!
    There is clinical, surgical, therapy and meds for this!

  60. Donna M says:

    Woweeeeee!
    Seek help, IMMEDIATELY!
    …the vent of racing thoughts, blathering!
    There is clinical, surgical, therapy and meds for this!

  61. jeffsmessydesk says:

    Snow plow?

  62. jeffsmessydesk says:

    Snow plow?

  63. TED says:

    OMG!! I’ve seen SO many of these!! Her main trigger is ANYTYHING she can throw in her mouth then PUKE out this unicorn fart BS !!! THESE ARE damaged people, Prime pickens for the LEFT! The mind of a three year old on CRACK.

  64. TED says:

    OMG!! I’ve seen SO many of these!! Her main trigger is ANYTYHING she can throw in her mouth then PUKE out this unicorn fart BS !!! THESE ARE damaged people, Prime pickens for the LEFT! The mind of a three year old on CRACK.

  65. TED says:

    There is so much PROOF, this bimbo is prime!!

  66. TED says:

    There is so much PROOF, this bimbo is prime!!

  67. TED says:

    You should see her “LIFE’S PARTNER”…

  68. TED says:

    You should see her “LIFE’S PARTNER”…

  69. TED says:

    Especially any brain dead leftist! Wait for the flash… 😎

  70. TED says:

    Especially any brain dead leftist! Wait for the flash… 😎

  71. Mr. Freemarket says:

    Both Hillary and Huma are taken. Chelsea might be available.

  72. Mr. Freemarket says:

    Both Hillary and Huma are taken. Chelsea might be available.

  73. 762x51 says:

    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son – oops, daughter, or whatever it might be.

  74. 762x51 says:

    Like a fat kid on a cupcake.

  75. 762x51 says:

    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son – oops, daughter, or whatever it might be.

  76. 762x51 says:

    Like a fat kid on a cupcake.

  77. 762x51 says:

    It has already been stuffed.

  78. 762x51 says:

    It has already been stuffed.

  79. 762x51 says:

    Good lord, loaded chamber indicator is up so the weapon is loaded. At least the hammer isn’t cocked.

  80. 762x51 says:

    Good lord, loaded chamber indicator is up so the weapon is loaded. At least the hammer isn’t cocked.

  81. 762x51 says:

    That’s what her boyfriend does to her.

  82. 762x51 says:

    That’s what her boyfriend does to her.

  83. TED says:

    YET, she’ll do that to get more light….

  84. TED says:

    YET, she’ll do that to get more light….

  85. Terry Smith says:

    ❝my .friend’s mate Is getting 98$. HOURLY. on the internet.”….two days ago new McLaren. F1 bought after earning 18,512$,,,this was my previous month’s paycheck ,and-a little over, 17k$ Last month ..3-5 h/r of work a day ..with extra open doors & weekly. paychecks.. it’s realy the easiest work I have ever Do.. I Joined This 7 months ago and now making over 87$, p/h.Learn. More right Here:;/464➤➤➤➤➤ http://GlobalSuperEmploymentVacanciesReportsJobs/GetPaid/98$hourly…. .❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:❦2:::::;/464…….,.

  86. rex freeway says:

    45 seconds is all i could do. My Wife has a friend like this. She informed my wife that she could not come over anymore because there is a sign on the end of the street that says “dead end”. True story.

  87. rex freeway says:

    45 seconds is all i could do. My Wife has a friend like this. She informed my wife that she could not come over anymore because there is a sign on the end of the street that says “dead end”. True story.

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