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Jul 17 2017

Turnstile Jumping Okay in New York

Good news for fare-beaters on the New York subway system. It has been discovered that enforcing the law against jumping turnstiles disadvantages the poor:

The movement to stop prosecuting subway fare-beaters, announced recently by the Manhattan district attorney and soon to be adopted in Brooklyn, must be expanded citywide, public defenders argue. …

Advocates say arresting turnstile jumpers unfairly disadvantages the city’s poor population.

Furthermore, Tina Luongo of Legal Aid proclaims that enforcing the law against turnstile jumping harms people who are in the country illegally. Therefore, such laws must no longer be enforced.

Laws against petty theft also discriminate against the poor. Laws against drunk driving discriminate against illegal aliens, who are infamously prone to this behavior. These laws won’t be enforced for long either, if we degenerate much deeper into liberal lunacy.

Enforcing the law might also be racist.

On a tip from Sean C.

30 Responses to “Turnstile Jumping Okay in New York”

  1. KirklesWorth says:

    Law-abiders are such suckers.

  2. Mr. Freemarket says:

    Anyone who lives in New York is a sucker.

  3. kurt9 says:

    Just remove the turnstiles.

  4. daPenguin says:

    so what about those that are physically disabled or too large a girth to jump over those turnstiles? You are unfairly punishing them. The only fair solution is to make the subways free for everyone!! The govt has tons of money so that can absorb the cost.

  5. daPenguin says:

    sorry about that, you type faster than me :0

  6. MAS says:

    Really any large city since they are all run by leftists. Never felt the desire to visit NY, strikes me as a vermin infested very expensive open sewer.

  7. Jeff says:

    What about disabled and most elderly who can’t jump turnstiles? So unfair to them.

  8. Jeff says:

    Didn’t see you already posted that. Yep. Just tax people more so those who don’t use the subways can help pay (to a greater extent than they do already) for those who do. Just a bunch of rich fatcats who drive or take taxis, anyway, so no problem at all!

  9. THOUGHTCRIMINAL2084 says:

    We get sucked dry, but we ain’t doing the sucking… Some cannot leave the way they desperately want to due to elderly parents.

  10. THOUGHTCRIMINAL2084 says:

    They always were

  11. TrojanMan says:

    ternstyles b raycyst yo!

  12. The Russians have a hack for that.

  13. geeknerd says:

    BLM doesn’t care that the number 1 killer of young black men is other young black men.

  14. Eddie_Valiant says:

    There are no words………..

  15. Mack says:

    I blame the Russians. And the public schools. And George Bush.

  16. Mr. Freemarket says:

    I feel your pain. They are simply stuck there…like a tick….and cannot be moved.

    OTOH….when my parents were elderly, they were 300 miles away. We saw them every couple of months. Of course, what other nearby state can you escape to?

  17. Mr. Freemarket says:

    New York has long been the financial capital. With their current politics, the rich may move away, leaving behind an insolvent cesspool.

  18. THOUGHTCRIMINAL2084 says:

    There is the criminal syndicate of New Jersey… cough cough.. the Poconos are a bit further…

  19. TED says:


  20. Mr. Freemarket says:

    Go west, young man…go west.

  21. JackisBack says:

    Just move ahead with reparations and then no more free stuff for these parasites created by White European greed.

  22. JackisBack says:

    Fuggedaboutit, Stop clogging our Garden State Parkway every Friday afternoon in your escape from the Empire.

  23. TED says:

    AT LEAST…!

  24. TED says:


  25. TED says:

    AMEN!!! Stationed there 6 months, drove PAST many times, NEVER felt the desire to dirty myself entering the SEWER!!!

  26. MAS says:


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