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Apr 10 2012

University Course on How to Impose Communism

Government “help” has caused college expenses to escalate out of control. But at least students are learning skills with concrete applications. For example, Portland State University offers a course on how to overthrow the government and impose a Marxist dictatorship:

New for the 2012 spring term at Portland State University is a course called “Revolutionary Marxism: Theory and Practice”, where students will learn the fundamentals of Marxism and enacting revolution. … 30% of the grade will be based on a “Community Project”.

No doubt you could earn an A+ with a project like this.

Students will be required to attend 4 events of their choosing put on by a number of different approved groups. Some of them include Occupy PSU, Occupy Portland, International Socialist Organization, MeCHA, NAACP, Industrial Workers of the World (IWW, whom you might recall one occupier referring to the anarchists as to the right of), Boycott-Divestment-Sanctions (BDS, whom you may remember as the group that orchestrated the flash mob at New Seasons in protest of Israeli goods), or Jobs With Justice.

Maybe you can get extra credit by watching NBC News or sitting through an Obama press conference.

At least the instructors have experience in the field:

The instructors for the Revolutionary Marxism class are 2 members of the International Socialist Organization.

Too bad someone from Obama’s circle of pals couldn’t guest lecture. Bill Ayers and Van Jones would be obvious choices.

Not every class at PSU is explicitly devoted to destroying America:

This new course is part of the Chiron Studies. According to the PSU website, “Chiron Studies makes it possible for qualified … students to propose and instruct official, for credit classes”. … Other Chiron classes include “Exploring Buffy The Vampire Slayer”, “History & Theory of Anarchism”, “Art Within Activism”, and “The Practical Joke”.

Fortunately Comrade Obama has nationalized the student loan industry. In the near future, only members of privileged “victim” groups will be able to finance college, leaving the rest of us to learn useful skills at technical schools.

What passes for education in a world run by moonbats.

On tips from AC and J. Hat tip: Weasel Zippers.

10 Responses to “University Course on How to Impose Communism”

  1. -Sepp says:

    A course on voting democrap?
    The funny thing is that some idiots will actually PAY for this crap course and later we’ll see them with the occutards crying that they can’t find employment and are in debt for the loan they took out to learn this drivel.

  2. Max says:

    How about a course on how to depose communists–we already know how to vote democrat.

  3. Beef says:

    What’s next, courses on how to efficiently run a death camp, or perhaps how to commit murder and get away with it? How about teaching industrial sabotage techniques, or securities fraud?

    What is wrong with the wider population that it lets something as important as its educational instititions to be coopted by extremist ideologues?

  4. geeknerd says:

    -Sepp, they’re not paying for it; we are through our taxes paying for student grants, loans, etc.

    For folks taking this crap, repeat after me, “Would you like fries with that?” That mantra will come in handy later.

  5. Nathaniel M says:

    For folks taking this crap, repeat after me, “Would you like fries with that?” That mantra will come in handy later.

    Ya know I used to use the above “fries with that” insult in regards to those who pursued worthless degrees/studies but then I had to rethink that. At the very least the person with a McDonald’s job is busting his or her ass for low pay, probably working their way towards something better and they are delivering to me yummy Mickey Dees fries. Most likely the person taking a worthless class such as this isn’t doing anything but having a thumb up their ass with one hand and giving up/down-twinkles with the other + doing bugger-all.

  6. JNN says:

    1)Defund these programs, departments, speaker fees, etc.
    2)Repeal Title IX.
    3)Put education dollars towards more employable programs(STEM, business, etc).
    4)When the Left complains remember this : WE DON’T NEED THEM. Their ideology is parasitic. THEY NEED US. WE NEED TO TAKE CHARGE!!!!!

  7. Hooray for Captain Spaulding says:

    Actually, technical schools and trade schools are where the good jobs are. Contrast a liberal arts dingbat with an appliance repairman.

    Which do you think will have a job in any economy?

  8. whotothewhat says:

    So when will it be OK to storm this campus drag these commie scum out. Even if Obama loses in Nov, it will be necessary to rip, pull and drag these Marxist out of our Universities.

  9. Lucky13 says:

    Hey! Who needs socialists here when they will be counting our votes over there!

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