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Feb 11 2018

Watch Chelsea Clinton Speak Goat

Deep State conspirator Peter Strzok has managed to get one thing right: Chelsea Clinton sounds just like a goat.

This could provide new insight into Chelsea’s parentage. I had always assumed that corrupt Clinton crony Webster Hubbell was the father, due to the physical resemblance (especially evident around the mouth). But maybe it was one of the Billy Goats Gruff.

At least when Chelsea runs for president she will have a lock on the Muslim vote.

On a tip from Byron.



21 Responses to “Watch Chelsea Clinton Speak Goat”

  1. Grumpy Cat says:

    I CAN’T WAIT for the next presidential election. Bwahahahahaha!

  2. Pyrran says:

    She’s a baaaaaad speaker.
    No kidding.
    It’s on ewe, Chelsea.

  3. FromNJ says:

    Ha!
    That made me laugh.

  4. just a thought says:

    Her mother should have stayed away from casting spells. You mix them up, and your daughter ends up a managerie.
    https://i.imgflip.com/184c2q.jpg

  5. Hunter says:

    I assume she thinks she somehow deserves to be president, too.

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  7. Billy TwoKnives says:

    I never believed it possible for anyone to have a more spine grating voice that Hillary Clinton but there she is. Hillary and Webb Hubbell’s incredibly dumb daughter.

  8. Occam's Stubble says:

    I always assumed Chelsea was the illegitimate child of Billy Jeff and one of his bimbos because who in their right mind would want to fornicate with Hillary?

  9. J Fitzgerald says:

    No surprise… The Satanic Temple will reveal the 1-ton, bronze, goat-headed idol called Baphomet…https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2015/07/24/satan-statue-unveiling/30642219/

  10. Mr. Freemarket says:

    Donkey is quite a bit more intelligent….and identifies as male. That said, they could well be brother and sister.

  11. Mr. Freemarket says:

    Bill drinks too much from time to time.

  12. Floridian says:

    Is there any way in which Chelsea is not beautiful? She’s got a beautiful mind, a beautiful soul, a beautiful voice, and, of course, her stunningly gorgeous face.

  13. Occam's Stubble says:

    Maybe Chelsea is the result of that one time he tried it.

  14. Wilberforce says:

    How fitting that Waltz No.2 from Dmitri Shostakovich was playing. That was the main song from “Eyes Wide Shut”.

  15. JP McEvoy says:

    No, you’re thinking of Chelsea Manning..

  16. Leonard Jones says:

    Yeah, and without that pint of spackling paste applied by a makeup
    artist, she has more pockmarks than Manuel Ortega!

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