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Jan 26 2013

Winter Weather Is Worse Than the Holocaust

You probably don’t think that those who contribute to the nonexistent global warming crisis by consuming electricity are as monstrous as the demons who inflicted the Holocaust. But then, if you are a moonbat, maybe you do:

Travis Okulski, the senior writer and second name on the masthead for Gawker Media’s car blog Jalopnik, compared the cold snap that has struck the East Coast with the Holocaust.

“I don’t think I’m exaggerating when I say that this cold weather is far worse than the Holocaust,” Okulski wrote on Twitter at 9:41 a.m. on Thursday.

According to liberal dogma, cold weather is caused by global warming, which in turn is caused by your obstinate refusal to live like a medieval peasant (minus meat).

On a tip from Bob Roberts.

11 Responses to “Winter Weather Is Worse Than the Holocaust”

  1. Sam Adams says:

    I’m glad I don’t live on the east coast. When spring comes, the stench from the piles of rotting bodies, emaciated though they may be, will be simply horrible. How can the MSM continue to ignore this horrible weather which is claiming the lives of tens of thousands daily.

    Where is Mr. Obama on this? Can’t he send a few trucks of handwarmers up there to relieve the suffering? Oh, the humanity!!!

  2. Jodie says:

    The first thing I think of when I see a Twitter message like that is Bath Salts. You never know what someone might be under the influence of when they Tweet.

  3. A, Roker Czar of Sharts says:

    But I thought gun control was the epic topic of the day?

  4. justme says:

    No murders in NYC over 9 days amid frigid temps

    Last Updated: 12:31 PM, January 26, 2013
    Posted: 1:45 AM, January 26, 2013

    They must have frostbite on their trigger fingers.

    The deep freeze that has New Yorkers shivering in their boots has been a crime-fighting blessing for the NYPD — and as of midnight had given the city a nine-day streak without a murder, law-enforcement sources told The Post.

    “Jack Frost is the policeman’s best friend,” said a source. “The criminals are staying indoors.”

    The Big Apple’s last murder occurred Jan. 16 in The Bronx, where Jennifer Rivera, 20, and her uncle, Jason Rivera, 30, were gunned down execution-style while sitting a parked car, police said.

    Rivera had a criminal drug history, sources said. No one has been arrested in connection with the slayings.

    The murder-free streak ties the aftermath of Hurricane Sandy last year as the longest in recent memory, said NYPD officials.

    What they don’t mentions is come the first warm weather the Hudson River turns into a floating morgue as all the non-existent “victims” start bloating and float to the surface. Bu t hey why let a little thing like facts spoil the “good press” the Queen and Machine Gun Kelly make for themselves to “prove” the good job they are doing.

  5. Ghost of FA Hayek says:

    Any “Holocaust” will be likely to occur after enviroluddites succeed in getting the gas and electric utilities shut off in cold weather states.
    Spring thaw body counts are a feature in every liberal infested utopia.
    It’s just that up here, the ice gets too thick to get the bodies through.

  6. Mr. X says:

    Me too Jodie. The result of marinading all evening at a liberal cocktail party and attempting to one-up everybody by going home with a 140 word or less alcohol induced brain fart that they consider brilliant and incisive at the time and they refresh the hell out of the page waiting for all the validation and adulation to pour in. Delete is their best friend come Sunday morning.

  7. dan says:

    In case you aren’t having sleeples nights yet,
    just wait for the east coast tidal wave….then you’ll get your holocaust all the way to the Piedmont
    (it may sound a bit wild,but check out the Azores where any half-assed terrorist would cause a landslide that would wipe out the entire eastern sea-board)
    Cheers 🙂

  8. dan says:

    …on the bright side,that would end the Fed AND
    the District of Criminals…it took out Atlantis the last time and we’re overdue,geologically speaking.

    (they’ve always said I had a dark sense of humor)

  9. 762x51 says:

    I sympathize with this guy. My wife got a run in her pantyhose the other day and then the garbage disposal quit working. I tell you this global warming stuff is everywhere. I don’t know whether to shit or go blind.

    A, Roker Czar of Sharts says:

    Hilarious moniker dude.

  10. Steve says:

    And we’re supposed to listen to idiots like this? Bet he’s not freezing.

    Oh, and where’s Hussein and Bloomturd with the Sandy relief?

  11. Steve says:

    Today’s Global Warming Updates (pun intended) are awesome!

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