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May 02 2013

World’s Worst Soda Commercial

Soda manufacturers are advised not to have rappers create their TV commercials. Here’s why:

In the 60-second spot developed by African-American rapper Tyler, The Creator, a battered white woman on crutches is urged by an officer to identify a suspect out of a lineup of black men. A goat character known as Felicia is included in the lineup.

The goat makes threatening remarks to the woman such as “Ya better not snitch on a player” and “Keep ya mouth shut.” She eventually screams “I can’t do this, no no no!” and runs away.

The word “do” is in apparent reference to the soft drink’s “Dew It” slogan. …

Mountain Dew, known for its neon yellow color and higher caffeine content, is marketed toward younger men.

Eventually, our culture will decay to the point that people will agree with PepsiCo suits that such an ad helps promote their product.

On a tip from Muddypaw.

9 Responses to “World’s Worst Soda Commercial”

  1. justme says:

    He be keepin’ it real, damn white folk be so ignorant and racist. you peeps just don’t get our culture that is far better than any dried up old dead white people. We were building pyramids in africa and shit, befor any you honky crackahs!

    Boiler plate NAACP response with content filter turned off.

  2. ThisObamaNation says:

    Yo Barry, sorry to snitch on a playa but….

    This Video Footage Shows That Obama Used The Name Barry Soetoro And Was Listed As An Indonesian Citizen (And A Muslim )In His School Records.

    So Where Are The Records Showing A Legal Name Change To Barry Soetoro?

    Where Are Records Showing Obama’s Conversion To Islam?

    Where Are The Records That Show A Legal Name Change Back To Barack Obama?

    How Come Obama Claimed To Be A Citizen Of Indonesia?

    Was Obama Lying About His Citizenship Then, Or Is He Lying Now?

    So Many Legitimate Questions That All Of Our So Called Journalists Have Failed To Even Ask, Let Alone Answer.

    Something Is Amiss….

    It Simply Doesn’t Add Up.

  3. Spartan24 says:

    I’m glad I switched to Mello Yello. Yuck!

  4. Wizard45 says:

    Will no doubt be in the running for “Commercial of the Year” on BET

  5. dan says:

    I don’t get it…but being cautious,I don’t drink
    strange yellowish liquids of unknown origin
    especially if Koke or Peepsi are involved

  6. Ummah Gummah says:


    Good to hear about this. No more MD and pepsi. Well, I always drink Coke when I drink soda, which isn’t very often.

    Which explains their marketing. They don’t care what people like me think. Though I am privileged to pay for the EBT cards these products are bought with.


  7. Dr. 9 says:

    The only thing this commercial will promote is another mega-payday for the professional “victims”.

  8. Flu-Bird says:

    I absolutly hate the paint ad with those stupid chemeleons I HATE REPTILES

  9. Tuco finds a .45 Long Colt says:

    Known for the yellow color…just like piss.

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