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Jan 07 2018

Yes, They Really Do Expect You to Believe That Cold Weather Is Caused by Global Warming

Large parts of the country have been in the grip of a brutal cold snap. Like all weather, it was caused by anthropogenic global warming. Just ask Al Gore, whose snake oil is still for sale:

Michael Mann is among the skeeviest of the pseudoscientists paid with your tax dollar to prop up the global warming hoax with lies. He is the creator of the infamously bogus hockey stick graph, which pretends that the Medieval Warming Period didn’t happen. Fudging temperature data to support the phony graph entailed the need to “hide the decline,” as revealed in emails leaked during Climategate. The fraudster Mann was finally investigated by his own Penn State University, which unsurprisingly — considering the many $millions he brings to the school through federal grants — whitewashed him to innocence. Those who remain unconvinced, Mann intimidates with lawsuits. If the corruption of science has a face, it is Michael Mann’s.

Or maybe Gore and Mann are on the level, in which case you had better bundle up. There will be plenty more cold weather on the way unless we end global warming by retarding the economy with massive energy taxes, draconian regulation, and international wealth redistribution.

On a tip from Bodhisattva.

17 Responses to “Yes, They Really Do Expect You to Believe That Cold Weather Is Caused by Global Warming”

  1. Otis Donkey says:

    The movie the day after tomorrow was just on.

    The guide info described it just that way. ‘Man-made global warming triggers an ice age’. Im almost positive thats not what it used to read.

  2. Jack Bauer says:

    I recall reading the commentary of two Canadian scientists who were finally allowed to perform a peer-review of Dr. Mann’s global warming/hockey stick calculations.

    Mann, like other warmist pseudo scientists was very reluctant to release his data for review —-and probably for good reason.

    The two scientists discovered that by varying the data fed into Mann’s formula, the results came out the same. Then varying the data to a ridiculous level to one extreme, and then the other extreme, magically, illogically, yielded the same results.

    As one of the scientists quipped: Mann’s methodology is rather like a goat. Anyone who has grown up on a farm knows that goats will eat damn near anything. But no matter what they eat, it always comes out looking the same out the other end.

    Probably one of the most appropriate analogies ever written…

  3. Talcum X says:

    When I was a small boy we had weather like this. The old timers called it winter.

  4. jukin says:

    I see THREE lights!!!

  5. SteveMGD says:

    When I was a kid, I read a book about ESP. It said you should test yourself by guessing the identity of cards from special deck. If you guessed correctly more than you should by chance, you had ESP. If you guessed less than you should have by chance you had negative ESP (because after all, deep down you could only have made the wrong guess consistently, if you really knew the right answers subconsciously), and if you guess exactly the number you should have by chance, well that is pretty unlikely too, so that also proved you had (neutral) ESP.

    Guess what? I have ESP!

  6. RKae says:

    If it’s “exactly what we should expect,” then why didn’t they expect it?

    What happened to their shrieks of “Children will never know what snow is!”?

  7. Anonymous says:

    Yup, there they go again… Al Gore is super cereal too:

  8. ICEvictim says:

    so now it’s “the climate crisis”. *spit*
    tune in again next year kids and we’ll see what the call weather then

  9. Billy TwoKnives says:

    Al is just trying his best to keep the scam up and running. After all it has been most profitable for him.

  10. 127guy says:

    Like all such scams, it will eventually collapse. Made harder here due to the constant doubling down of the narrative by the fraudsters and they haven’t found anything yet that might be as lucrative.

  11. Occam's Stubble says:

    I have many pictures of my children playing in the snow and we live in Texas.

  12. Spiny Norman says:

    Mann, like other warmist pseudo scientists was very reluctant to release his data for review —-and probably for good reason.

    “Dr” Mann has steadfastly refused to comply with discovery in his own lawsuit against Mark Steyn – for 6 YEARS!

    For some ungodly reason, a sympathetic judge keeps allowing continuances. One has to assume he, like “Dr” Mann, is hoping Steyn will capitulate and “admit guilt”.

  13. TrojanMan says:

    Cold weather: Global Warming
    Warm weather: Global Warming
    Hurricanes: Global Warming
    No Hurricanes: Global Warming
    Tornadoes: Global Warming
    No Tornadoes: Global Warming
    Record snow: Global Warming
    Record rain: Global Warming
    Record drought: Global Warming
    etc, etc, etc, ad nauseum.

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