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Nov 29 2012

Yoko Sings

Fashion design isn’t Yoko Ono’s only talent. Just try watching her sing without feeling moved — to laughter:

We have reached the point where talentless kooks like this represent our culture.

On a tip from Whom.

60 Responses to “Yoko Sings”

  1. Piker says:

    With all due respect to her late husband, I have never understood the con artistry she has foisted upon the effete artsy fartsy rubes she targets for her clientele…

  2. NancyLee says:

    Was it an accident that safari quit on my computer just as Yoko opened her mouth? I think not.

  3. Lyle says:

    This brings to mind the old riddle:

    Q: What do Yoko Ono and Ethiopians have in common?
    A: They both live off dead beetles.

  4. F.D.R. in Hell says:

    I had to stop the video at :56 – monkeys began flying out of my butt.

  5. NancyLee says:

    Unfortunately my curiosity was overwhelming – I came back and tried again. I have nothing to say – I can only scream silently because you and your readers cannot hear me. But, I suspect, you all are screaming too.

  6. Goldenfoxx says:

    WTH! Never again will I click on anything that comes out of her mouth! She should be arrested for being a screaming Banshee.

  7. Lyle says:

    Did you read the note she wrote?

    “I want to thank the Universe and the Earth Planet for giving me so much.

    thank you! thank you! thank you!”

  8. bluffcreek1967 says:

    Folks, this is the face and voice of Moonbats worldwide. This is what Leftism leads to – utter insanity, no rhyme or reason for anything, nihilism and moral relativism. To say that Yoko has no talent is an obvious understatement, but this screeching dirge of hers really takes the cake!

    What’s equally insane is that the people standing around watching her erupted in applause when she finished!? They should have been on the floor laughing in hysterics! Or better, they should have booed her when she stopped her ludicrous screaming fit (ur, I mean song). What’s so odd is that Yoko just walks off after performing her verbal vomit (er, I mean song) as if nothing weird just occurred?!

    But remember, the people who had the misfortune to hear Yoko in person were probably over-educated liberals – the very people who gladly voted twice for Dear Leader.

    Folks, we’re living in strange times and I got a feeling it’s going to get even stranger in the months ahead.

  9. Highway Hospital Student says:

    I don’t know…I’ve heard worse.

    Oh wait, that was Yoko about 40 years ago.

  10. Nicki Thomas says:

    Batshit crazy.

  11. TonyD95B says:

    Yoko????? OH NO!!!!! hahahahah

    Imagine……there’s no Moonbats….

  12. tfhr says:

    When will this be available as a ring tone?

  13. TonyD95B says:

    I had to stare long and hard at the redhead wearing the, “I’m not Crazy – My Mother Had Me Tested” tee shirt in the SnorgTees sidebar advert just to chase the image of Whacko Ono out of my head……

  14. Stogie says:

    What awesome talent. Barf.

    Yoko is a type of “artist” that leftists love, one whose “talent” seems absurd,laughable and ridiculous to normal people. Only one (namely, liberals) with deep understanding, insight and sensitivity are able to grasp its profound relevance and importance. Or as John Lennon once said about Pablo Picasso, “he’s probably laughing his ass off” as to the way people reacted to his “art.”

  15. MuayTyson says:

    If only one child stood and pointed out the emperor has no clothes. People really are sick little sheep.

  16. Highway Hospital Student says:

    BTW Dave—If I caught it right, I caught your allusion to the line in the Bare Naked Ladies’ “Be My Yoko Ono”

    Good one.

  17. IslandLifer says:

    She’s a nobody with a huge amount of $. Lennon showed how brain dead he really was when he picked this loser. Never did like the Beatles, stupid hippy faggots.

  18. TonyD95B says:

    RE: Stogie on November 29, 2012 at 7:34 pm:

    Yeah……a REAL ARTIST would have done something “edgy”, like dropping a crucifix into a jar of urine to “Speak Truth To Power” and “Strike A Blow Against the CristoFascist KKKonservative Hegemony of the Merican Evil Empire That Kills Little Children In Palestine Through It’s Zionist Puppet State Israel Because George W. Bush SHREDDED the Constitution!!!!”

    ……or something like that.

  19. True Blue says:

    And the post-American celebration of mediocrety continues. Did she sing that for a fourth-grade ‘graduation’?
    Kurt Vonnegaut warned us with ‘Harrison Bergeron’ where this insanity will end -Yoko Ono for handicapper general…

  20. son of a preacher man says:

    I really would like to believe Chapman just had bad aim.

  21. Jimbo says:

    Speaking of ‘engaging liberal entertainment’… I see on my side bar that Bill Maher will be ‘live’ in Honolulu for New Year’s Eve.

    Is it just a coincidence that Bathhouse Barry will be here for a 4 week, $4 million vacation (while Rome burns)? I think not. Barry was fingered as liking ‘older white men’ in the Chicago homo network. Bill & Barry – whoa! I wonder which one is the ‘top’.

  22. Mr Evilwrench says:

    As with the whole of the “artistic establishment”, the emperor has no clothes, while all observers are too embarrassed to proclaim it, lest they be judged unperceptive. I would be looking at her as if she were insane, and laughing at her hysterics; I don’t care what these brain damaged aesthetes think of me. I retain my dignity.

  23. mimi says:

    moonbattery at its best!

  24. Buffalobob says:

    I’m thinking that Lennon may have shot himself.

  25. Cynthia says:

    A small eternity with Yoko Ono

    Well at least she didn’t get naked and show off those old udders of hers again.

  26. Bo-Jangles says:

    She continues to prove that even broken down old communists need attention. And in Amerika, they get it.

  27. TED says:

    Laughter! You mean moved to puking. In the Way-Back I bought one of the Beatles records that had her on it. I Never made it through 1 song with her in it. Through the album out the window and never regretted it. She was a major DC back then and apparently isn’t any better.

  28. TED says:

    She does however reflect the TASTE that is required to be a liberal. Ya just lap her up don’cha trolls!? 😉

  29. Ummah Gummah says:

    Lyle says:
    November 29, 2012 at 6:47 pm
    Did you read the note she wrote?

    “I want to thank the Universe and the Earth Planet for giving me so much.

    thank you! thank you! thank you!”

    She needs to thank her billionaire parents.


  30. Ummah Gummah says:


    Linda McCartney was right..


  31. Ummah Gummah says:


    I suggest Glenn Beck do an artwork that does justice to this freak.


  32. Ummah Gummah says:


    I was feeling moved.. to barf.


  33. GaryA says:

    I WAS moved… a BOWEL MOVEMENT quickly ensued!
    Evidence: that we know very well why the Beatles aren’t having a 50th reunion tour!

  34. Jester says:

    Buffalobob = theadwinner

  35. Jester says:

    And having watched the video, I now know exactly what an elderly Asian prostitute looks & sounds like in action. Thanks Dave. 🙁

  36. Clink says:

    Actually I’m kind of impressed. She memorized all the words to her “song” without use of a teleprompter.

  37. TED says:

    THE Liberal poster child, accent on CHILD!

  38. TED says:

    Jester says: November 30, 2012 at 1:40 am

    Actually those were the words to her morning DUMP!

  39. Momster says:

    What a douchebag–but no as much of a DB as the DBs who actually clapped.

    **I must apologize to actual douchebags across the world as they do serve a useful purpose.

  40. Stephan The Original says:

    I dunno, I thought the middle 8 was particularly inventive and I loved the key change towards the end. Does anyone know where I can find the lyrics?

  41. Stephan The Original says:

    Actually, this explains it:

  42. Mickey Shea says:

    I just pissed in a jar. Now THAT’S art.

  43. Louisiana Steve says:

    To me, Yoko Ono will always be remembered as the woman who destroyed the Beatles.

  44. WhiteFalcon1 says:

    For just a second I thought one of her beng wa balls had broken and she was having a massive orgasm…then I saw she was just being a fucking retard and turned it off…what an idiot!

  45. Jodie says:

    Yoko looks like she could be Roseanne Barr’s great-great grandmother.

  46. Dr. Theo says:

    My wife heard the audio from another room and yelled, “Are you watching porn?” “Yes,” I said. “And is it truly disgusting.”

  47. Evil Reality says:

    Somewhere, Whitney Houston is spinning rapidly in her grave – without the aid of crack.

  48. TrickleUpPolitics says:

    This reminds me of Ayn Rand’s discussion of the moonbat approach to art: they must elevate the ugly as a con on the rest of us and then smirk when we don’t speak out. As she said, it’s easy to tell a beautiful woman that she’s beautiful, but to tell an ugly woman that she’s beautiful is real art. To tell Yoko Ono that she’s a singer…..

  49. Bad Barry says:

    That performance set all male enhancement regimens back to square one worldwide.

  50. Ccs says:

    That brought tears to my eyes.

    It was probably from the pain caused by my ear drums shattering.

  51. Cameraman says:

    Wow ! A Pieface with such talent..did”n know John had such a Stash of Drugs…Like a dying calf in a Hailstorm….

  52. grayjohn says:

    That was sick, wrong and totally un called for 🙁

  53. Canis lupus says:

    I can make silly noises too. Now give me money.

  54. joe says:

    “Yoko in Dung” has a nice ring to it, don’t you think?

  55. Libra says:

    I wonder if those assholes standing in the audience paid money to listen to that shit. If so, I can understand how Obama was reelected.

  56. Antisocialist says:

    I guess she is training on her upcoming move to hell?

    Torment, wailing and gnashing of teeth.

  57. elodhw says:

    This “work of art” reminded me of side two of Live Peace in Toronto, which I was never able to listen to in entirety. It is a wonder this talentless professional widow gets any media attention.

  58. grayjohn says:

    Mark David Chapman- MISSED!

  59. TTommy says:

    I’m speechless.

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