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Jan 23 2019

After Kids, Nathan Phillips Attacked Church During Mass

The stunt that hate hoaxer Nathan Phillips pulled on the National Mall was a big success, getting him national sympathy and rallying such an orgy of hatred against Covington Catholic High School that it had to be closed due to safety concerns. However, you can’t win them all. When he tried something similar the next day, targeting a church rather than high school kids, his attack was repelled:

While chanting and playing ceremonial drums, a group of Native American rights activists reportedly led by Nathan Phillips attempted Jan. 19 to enter Washington, D.C.’s Basilica of the National Shrine of the Immaculate Conception during a Saturday evening Mass.

The group of 20 demonstrators was stopped by shrine security as it tried to enter the church during its 5:15 pm Vigil Mass…

The doors had to be locked to prevent Phillips and the other riffraff from bursting in and disrupting Mass. Good thing churches have walls.

Christianity is literally under siege by the depraved ideology personified by Nathan Phillips and backed to the hilt by the liberal media establishment.

According to a supporter, Phillips and his mob of moonbats assailed the church in order to…

…hold the Catholic Church “accountable” for the alleged actions of the Covington Catholic students and for the “colonial violence that the Catholic Church reproduces every day.”

Left out in the rain by security, Phillips reads a list of lunatic demands outside the DC Basilica:

The congregants would have seen Holy Mass interrupted for this idiocy if not for security. Thanks to bullies like Phillips, America is no longer a place where a church can hold services without guards at the door.

In other news on this bright new star in the liberal firmament, it turns out that Phillips did not fight as a Marine in Vietnam after all, despite earlier claims. WaPo had to issue a correction. But he did play a leading role in this 2012 video encouraging violence against police officers who try to enforce eviction notices:

The video was made by people who don’t understand that if property rights are not upheld, no one will build houses in the first place. That is, it was made by liberals.

To see more of Nathan Phillips’ résumé, refer to Big League Politics:

Phillips has a history of left-wing activism and accusing students of racism, and now it turns out that he was an alcoholic who was “thrown in and out of jail” for an extended period of time.

Phillips racked up three criminal charges in 2004, including for not having mandatory insurance on his car…

He ought to run for Congress.

On tips from Kate P, Eddie_Valiant, and 1-Bodhisattva. Hat tip: 100% Fed Up.


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Jan 23 2019

Climate Versus Weather

So as not to be sneered at by progressives, it is important to understand the difference between climate and weather. Climate is when there is some weather event that can be seized on as evidence that failure to advance the Big Government global warming agenda is destroying the planet. Weather is when the climate continues not to be as warm as we might like it to be, despite the media screaming that the planet has a fever. For example:

The freezing temperatures broke records in parts of New England.

Boston only reached a high of 10 degrees and the temperature only climbed to a high of 1 degree in Worcester, Massachusetts, according to the National Weather Service Boston.

CNN says another cold snap is moving in this weekend. “The waves of cold air will continue for the next two weeks.”

South of New England,

“Temperatures in the low single digits and strong winds are combining for dangerous, life-threatening wind chills,” the National Weather Service’s Albany office said.

With the wind chill, the temperature dipped to negative 18 degrees in Albany and negative 7 degrees in Poughkeepsie, the NWS Albany said.

Parts of Niagara Falls have frozen.

This of course is weather, not climate. If the liberal establishment were still trying to sell us on global cooling as they were in the 1970s, then it would be climate.

On a tip from 1-Bodhisattva.

Jan 23 2019

White Couple Plans to Give Birth to Black Babies

You would want you children to have every advantage in life, wouldn’t you? Then you can’t blame Martina Big (whom we met earlier) and Michael Eurwen, two Caucasians who were married last October, who have changed their skin color with tanning injections, and who identify as black, for proclaiming that their kids will be born black. The buxom bride…

…hit the headlines previously due to her plastic surgery, which took her breasts to a 32S.

Her skin colour change has also been well documented. When she started to have the injections, she was a white-skinned model with peroxide blonde hair, but she claims that just three jabs turned her skin black.

Big’s delusion that she can have black babies with her white husband because she has deformed herself into a parody of an African is logically consistent with the mandatory belief that sex change operations turn men into actual women.

The tanning injections haven’t had as much effect on Eurwen. But he appeared on TV wearing a dashiki, for what that’s worth.

As for Big, there can be no doubt that the former blonde German is now an African in light of this:

In March last year she flew out to Kenya to be baptised as a real African woman.

Big says she is “so happy and proud to be a real African woman.” Her offspring will be happy and proud to qualify for Affirmative Action.

Please welcome Martina Big and Michael Eurwen to the representative Racial Imposter List:

Martina Big and Michael Eurwen
James Livingston
Ja Du
Joshua Marcus
Philip and Paul Malone
Jeb Bush
Susan Taffe Reed
Michael Derrick Hudson/Yi-Fen Chou
Shaun King
Andrea Smith
Rachel Dolezal
Vijay Chokal-Ingam
Elizabeth Warren
Ward Churchill

Jan 22 2019

Open Thread

Don't liberal Democrats ever learn economic principles, or does their class warfare trump all else? - Cal Thomas
Jan 22 2019

Women’s March 2019 Laugh Riot

Oh no, Women’s March 2019 was last Saturday and I missed it! This dying spectacle doesn’t command the attention that it used to. It still provides informative entertainment for moonbattologists though. Good thing Slightly Offens*ve was there to capture its essence as manifested in Los Angeles:

Jan 22 2019

Alexia Ocasio-Cortez Announces End of the World

This is alarming. Alexia Ocasio-Cortez, Future of the Democrat Party, says the end of the world is fast upon us if the government does not spend as much money optimizing the climate as it did in World War II:

“I think the part of it that is generational is that millennials and people, in Gen Z, and all these folks that come after us are looking up and we’re like, the world is gonna end in 12 years if we don’t address climate change. [Your] biggest issue, your biggest issue is how are [we] going to pay for it? — and like this is the war, this is our World War II.”

This is alarming not because any sane person believes the world is about to end, that the constantly fluctuating climate is a problem on the scale of WWII, or even that the federal bureaucracy can control the climate. What is alarming is that people who have power over us may actually believe this hysterical claptrap.

You think she doesn’t really mean it? That no one could get elected to Congress who is so clueless as to believe that the world will soon end if the government doesn’t blow $trillions tilting at windmills? That she just got a little carried away with her demagoguery in the heat of the moment? Guess again:

Global warming is not just an ideology; it is a cult — at the Heaven’s Gate level of lunacy.

People who honestly believe in the impending end of the world are capable of anything. That could be why the radicals steering the course of the Democrat Party don’t care how much their pipe dreams cost.

On tips from Varla, Stormfax, and 1-Bodhisattva.

Jan 22 2019

Nathan Phillips Joins Hate Hoax List

Nathan Phillips, the belligerent Indian activist who attempted to provoke innocent high school kid Nick Sandmann and who the media deceptively portrayed as a victim, setting off an astonishing orgy of hatred among liberals, turns out to be such a piece of work that he has been inducted onto the Hate Hoax List.

As mentioned previously, this is not the first time Phillips tried provoking people so that he could claim they were oppressing him. Evidently, he is making a career of such nefarious activities:

Nathan Phillips is raising money with the help of a major big-money left-wing operation, and has a history of appearing in the press claiming to be a victim of anti-Native racism.

As noted at Big League Politics:

Phillips is not simply a random Native man who was accosted by “racist” MAGA-hat wearing teens, as the mainstream press has reported. He is connected to leftist activists who donate large sums to leftist causes. And now, he is personally fundraising off the mainstream press’ misdeeds.

In an astonishing display of viciousness, Phillips has indicated that he wants the innocent kids he victimized to be expelled — not despite but in light of revelations that they were not even taunting him as the media claimed. It seems they have not suffered enough for being white Catholics from the Heartland who support the POTUS and don’t like abortion, despite the liberal mob having been ginned up into such a frenzy against them that their school had to close due to safety concerns. Death threats have been issued against the kids, presumably by self-righteously tolerant progressives.

In addition to other crimes against decency, Phillips may be guilty of stolen valor:

According to multiple news accounts, the activist is 64 years old, which means he would have been 18 years old in 1973, the last year any U.S. combat units were stationed in Vietnam. Mr. Phillips also claims to be a Marine veteran, although the last Marine combat units left Vietnam in 1971.

His service claims smell like a dead rat.

Speaking of rats, members of the mainstream misinformation industry could find themselves in court. Families of the Covington Catholic students may sue media outlets for defamation if they do not retract some of the lies they told while featuring Nick Sandmann and his classmates for the Two Minutes Hate.

This sample of the deceptive and hyperbolic bile on display at MSNBC, featuring race pimp Michael Steele (former Chair-RINO of the RNC), demonstrates why they have a case:

Whoever was really running the Twitter account that first sent the false story viral may belong on the Hate Hoax List too. The account was suspended by Twitter, which forbids “fake and misleading accounts.” It was regarded as suspicious due to its “high follower count, highly polarized and yet inconsistent political messaging, the unusually high rate of tweets, and the use of someone else’s image in the profile photo.”

On tips from Kate P, Impact1, 1-Bodhisattva, Steve T, StephaneDumas, and Varla.

Jan 22 2019

Notre Dame Covers Christopher Columbus Mural

A major purpose of Martin Luther King Day is to displace Columbus Day from the holiday calendar with something more politically correct. So it is appropriate that on the eve of yesterday’s federal holiday, Notre Dame informed students that a historic mural of Christopher Columbus will be covered. This constitutes another step in the Founder of the New World’s frog march to the Memory Hole.

After specifically referencing MLK Day, Notre Dame President John Jenkins droned,

“The murals by Luigi Gregori that adorn the ceremonial entrance to Notre Dame’s Main Building depict the life and exploration of Christopher Columbus. …

“In recent years, however, many have come to see the murals as at best blind to the consequences of Columbus’ voyage for the indigenous peoples who inhabited this ‘new’ world and at worst demeaning toward them.”

Great historical figures are only to be remembered if they are politically fashionable at the moment. Otherwise, down the Memory Hole they go. According to current liberal dogma, spreading Western Civilization was the worst crime conceivable. Jenkins describes it as a “catastrophe.”

We are required to believe that the Stone Age savages of pre-Colombian times were better off running around in loin clothes, bashing each other’s heads in with rocks, not having discovered the wheel or even beer, and toothlessly dying of old age in their 20s than being corrupted by the cultural blight of white people.

Due entirely to the efforts of progressives, West Civilization is currently contracting, most dramatically in South Africa, but also in Europe, the USA, Canada, and Australia. Anyone who represents its growth must be erased. That’s why Christopher Columbus statues are subject to vandalism and removal.

The good news is that liberals may not have to change the name of Columbus, Ohio. In another generation of two, no one will remember who it was named after anyway.

On tips from Varla and Byron.

Jan 22 2019

Superhero Drag Queen

It was only a matter of time. In its Iceman comic books series, Marvel introduces Shade, its first mutant superhero drag queen:

According to Mashable, Shade “possesses teleportation powers, and “can create and enter a pocket dimension inside her [sic] handheld folding fan.”

The Iceman series is written by Sina Grace, who identifies as a sexual deviant.

“I really wanted this series to push readers to new and better stories about the whole queer experience and how it applies to being both a mutant and a superhero,” Grace said in a recent interview with The Advocate.

Mutants and superheroes don’t read comic books, but kids do. They shouldn’t though, now that comics have been subverted by social justice warriors to inculcate moonbattery.

The woke degenerates at Netflix beat Marvel on this one:

Last summer, Netflix debuted an LGBTQ-themed animated superhero show with cross-dressers called “Super Drags.”

Onward to the next milestone: the first drag queen Democrat presidential candidate.

On a tip from ABC of the ANC.

Jan 22 2019

Illegal Alien Serial Killer

Looks like the multicultural enrichment resulting from the largely undefended border includes an illegal alien serial killer. Wilbur Ernesto Martinez Guzman is suspected of four murders of older people in norther Nevada:

Carson City Sheriff Kenny Furlong said law enforcement had received tips in the cases from Jan. 10 to Jan. 19 and deployed a multi-agency surveillance team on Friday to put Martinez Guzman under 24-hour surveillance.

They later learned from immigration officials that Martinez Guzman was likely in the country illegally and could be detained on those grounds. Furlong said activities that raised concern for public safety prompted immigration officials and Carson City deputies to take him into custody Saturday afternoon a few blocks south of the state capitol.

Presumably ICE had him in their database because he had been arrested before. Too bad we don’t throw people like this out and build a wall to keep them out.

The next illegal alien serial killer is advised to ply his trade in the neighboring sanctuary state of California. There, the police are not allowed to cooperate with ICE because the liberals running the state belligerently side with illegal aliens against law-abiding citizens. If Martinez Guzman had washed up in California instead of Nevada, he would probably still be murdering innocent victims, splattering blood on the hands of the Democrats in charge.

On a tip from Varla.

Jan 21 2019

Open Thread

It is socialism. It moves the country in a direction which is not good for anyone, whether they be young or old. It charts a course from which there will be no turning back. - Carl Curtis
Jan 21 2019

Innocent High School Kid Inspires Orgy of Hatred

If liberals don’t scare you yet, check out what they want to do to a high school kid who was designated by the media for the Two Minutes Hate for not wearing a sufficiently reverential expression while belligerently demented Indian activist Nathan Phillips got in his face and tried to provoke him by pounding incessantly on a drum. A relatively moderate example, from CNN alumnus Reza Aslan (whom you might remember from the time he ate human brain on television):

Paul Joseph Watson has plenty more, if you don’t mind the language:

The sort of moonbats who run the news media and entertainment industry want the population disarmed, they want the government to control everything imaginable, and they want themselves in complete control of the government. If they would sic a vicious mob on a high school kid for allegedly smirking, imagine what they will do to the rest of us if they ever get the power they are after.

On tips from Lyle and Kate P.

Jan 21 2019

Their Walls Versus Our Wall

Zillionaire open borders financier George Soros isn’t the only one to have wisely invested in an effective wall.

Telling us that walls don’t work is worse than a moronic talking point. It is a lie and an insult to our intelligence. Pretending that we don’t need one urgently is just as bad.

On a tip from DM.

Jan 21 2019

Covington Catholic Fake News Farce

The New York Times, WaPo, CNN, the Atlantic, and liberal enablers like the Resurgent have worked themselves into a frenzy of hatred because a student from Covington Catholic High School of Park Hills, Kentucky did not know what to do when Indian provocateur Nathan Phillips came up and pounded a drum in his face during a visit to the National Mall in DC.

Just standing there smiling at the bullying lunatic has been depicted as the evidence the Left has long been looking for that Republicans are mean to helpless Indians. Congresscritter John Yarmuth (D-NY) now wants a “total and complete shutdown of teenagers wearing MAGA hats.” Leftist goons like Kathy Griffin are calling for the kid and the rest of the Covington Catholic boys to be doxed, knowing full well that this could result in physical violence, given the level of artificially induced outrage that prevails. Here is an example of it, from a Hollywierd writer/producer:

Even by the standards of the supremely contemptible media, this spectacle is a farce. Other than being a white Catholic from Kentucky who wore a MAGA hat, the kid did nothing to warrant being subjected to the media’s Two Minutes Hate.

If you have the patience, watch unedited video instead of the propaganda packaged by moonbats. It provides context that undermines the media’s relentless antiwhite, anti-Republican, anti-Catholic narrative. Via American Conversative:

[I]n it, one of the Indians with Phillips shouts: “White people, go back to Europe. This is not your land.” He curses the students with f-bombs (video is NSFW). He goes on: “You’re being a white man about it. That’s all you know how to do.”

You didn’t see that in the news reporting, did you?

Then, at the 4:40 mark, [a member] of an insane black radical cult called the Black Hebrews … starts ranting at the boys about whites and sodomy, and says that “your president is a homosexual.” He makes fun of Christian civilization, saying: “You give faggots rights!”

The cartoonish antics of the Black Hebrews comprise the only vaguely interesting aspect of the video (embedded below).

As for the Indian bullying the white kid with his drum so that the media could portray the kid as the aggressor, Nathan Phillips is not new to these stunts:

[I]n 2015, this same Native American elder, Phillips, confronted college students wearing Indian garb at a college party, and claimed he was treated disrespectfully by them. … Nathan Philips seems like a man who seeks out these opportunities for confrontation, and then to go to the media with them. Notice in the clip that went viral, Philips had a man with a camera following him as he approached the MAGA boys.

The kids in the background goofing around and trying to diffuse the absurd situation by playing it off as the joke that it was have also been targeted for hatred by the forces of Cultural Marxist righteousness. Evidently they were supposed to prostrate themselves solemnly and grovel before the sacred Indian who came at them looking for a fight.

The whole spectacle was a setup, expertly spun by professional propagandists. With this, I could rest my case against the vicious liars comprising the liberal establishment media.

On tips from Sean C and Kate P. Hat tip: Legal Insurrection.

Jan 21 2019

Moonbats Shriek That Global Warming Is Sinking Ocean Floor

Despite years of bombardment with absurd claims related to the global warming hoax, some still have not been reduced to hysterical panic. Newsweek tries yet again with this shrill all-caps headline:

THE OCEAN FLOOR IS SINKING UNDER THE WATER WEIGHT FROM MELTING GLACIERS, AND IT’S AS BAD AS IT SOUNDS

Brace yourself for terror. From the article:

So much extra water is being added to the world’s oceans from melting glaciers that the ocean floor is sinking underneath the increasing weight.

This is bad news because if the ocean floor sinks sufficiently, sea levels will not rise enough to wash away coastal cities populated by the sort of moonbats who read Newsweek.

Over the past 20 years, ocean basins have sunk an average of 0.004 inches per year. This means that the ocean is 0.08 inches deeper than it was two decades ago.

For some perspective, a dollar bill is 0.0043 inch thick. As for the 0.08-inch total reached over a period of 2 decades, that is the thickness of a popsicle stick. When it comes to measuring the ocean floor, this is presumably well within the margin of error.

However, we are expected to tremble in fear because the supposedly sinking ocean floor means that ocean levels could be rising even faster than previous claims.

Small coastal areas won’t be the only ones to disappear due to rising waters, and if current estimates are correct, by 2100 the ocean will rise between 11 and 38 inches, a number that could mean that much of the U.S. east coast will be covered in water, National Geographic reported.

Yet coastal property values do not decline, almost as if everyone knows this is a load of baloney.

By the way, National Geographic, infamous for its crudely exploitative sick polar bear propaganda, also reports that it is good to raise boys to believe they are girls. The publication is so politicized that it has tried to apply Cultural Marxism to colonizing Mars.

On tips from Lyle.

Jan 21 2019

Inspiration Tale of Quadriplegic Gay Porn

Let’s start off the week with an inspiration story certain to choke up maudlin moonbats. A 27-year-old quadriplegic has accomplished his dream of taking part in homosexual pornography:

Kenneth Connin … lost the use of his legs and the feeling in his arms from the biceps down when he suffered a spinal cord injury at 18 years old while competitive cheerleading, according to Gay Star News.

But the injury didn’t stop Connin, who says he always wanted to have sex on the internet, from filming his first gay porn scene with Pierce Paris, a veteran of the industry, for porn studio Himeros.

Connin achieved his ambition by performing a self-degrading obscene act on the porn star for the titillation of fellow perverts.

Here’s why he didn’t use a pseudonym for his performance:

“I’m proud of what I’m doing and who I am and I think everyone else should be too.”

One problem with liberal rhetoric is that some people take it literally. They may even become so disoriented by moonbattery that they genuinely believe perversion, degeneracy, and degradation to be sources of legitimate pride.

On a tip from 1-Bodhisattva.

Jan 20 2019

Open Thread

Civilizations fall because the people inside the Sanctuary throw open the gates. - Bill Whittle
Jan 20 2019

Government Shutdown Shows Private is Better

The border situation is a serious crisis, for reasons that have been detailed. In contrast, the government shutdown is not a crisis, regardless of how stridently the liberal establishment media shrieks. The shutdown even offers the significant benefit of reminding us that we have vastly more government than we need:

As the shutdown demonstrates, the private sector is not only more efficient but more reliable than the government.

On a tip from Lyle.

Jan 20 2019

Canadian Police Reduced to Bellhops for “Refugees”

The USA is so full of bogus refugees that they are spilling over the border into Canada. Watch in horror as the moonbattery prevailing in the sanctuary country to our north reduces law enforcement officials to bellhops obediently serving the very foreign invaders they should be ejecting:

It is imperative that Western nations regain control of their borders while they still exist as Western nations. This will require dispensing with the refugee concept, which has been exploited to the point that “refugee” is now synonymous with “colonist.”

Jan 20 2019

Natalie Corona, RIP

This 2-year-old Facebook post is both beautiful and heartbreaking:

The beauty speaks for itself. Here is why it is heartbreaking:

Natalie Corona was a rising star in her police department with a sparkling smile and a huge heart who had followed in her father’s footsteps and became an officer, fulfilling a lifelong dream just a few months ago when her dad pinned the badge on her uniform.

[Earlier this month] her father and a stunned community mourned the 22-year-old who was shot and killed on duty while responding to a multi-vehicle crash in the small college town of Davis, California. Investigators believe she was ambushed by a gunman on a bicycle, but they haven’t a determined the motive for his actions.

Turns out the murderer was a lunatic who believed the police were bombarding him with “ultrasonic waves.” That is, he was the kind of menace to society that people like Natalie Corona put their lives on the line to protect us against.

It gets worse. Following her tragic death, social justice warriors took to the Internet to vent their spleens:

A photo of Police Officer Natalie Corona, clad in a royal blue dress and waving a Thin Blue Line flag, has flooded social media as a symbol of the 22-year-old’s deep love of police work before she was gunned down in Davis…

A UC Davis student government branch, though, saw it differently. The university’s Ethnic and Cultural Affairs Commission criticized the picture and Corona’s flag in particular, calling it “triggering” and “blatantly anti-Black” in a now-deleted Facebook post.

These moonbats hate the Thin Blue Line flag because they associate it with the forbidden sentiment that blue lives matter, which “represents an attempt by law enforcement to undermine the Black Lives Matter movement.”

The Black Lives Matter chapter in nearby Sacramento was enraged that people would regard Natalie Corona as a hero, striking out in a demented blog post that bubbles over with the standard cretinous moonbattery:

Blue is a job, and the phrase “blue lives matter” is simply a racist, reactionary clapback to the very real human rights struggle of the Black Lives Matter movement. Police terror is a daily stressor for Black and Brown Americans.

If instead of being a police officer Natalie Corona had been a criminal lowlife who managed to get shot by the police, she would have qualified as an oppressed “Brown American” herself, being of Mexican ancestry. Then the SJWs would have seen her as a hero.

On a tip from 1-Bodhisattva. Hat tip: PoliceOne.com.

Jan 20 2019

Media on Pelosi Versus Trump

If you have not been watching the liberal establishment media, you may not realize that Pelosi disinviting Trump from his own State of the Union speech was an admirable badass powerplay, whereas Trump retaliating by nixing a foreign junket of no particular significance was childish and petty. If it doesn’t strike you that way, this condensed essence of libspin will calibrate your opinions to the correct settings:

Despite the media’s cheerleading, Pelosi may have picked a fight she will lose.

On tips from 1-Bodhisattva and Lauran.

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