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Jun 17 2025

Open Thread

On a tip from Tlabia Majora.

Jun 17 2025

Wealthy Slob Prefers Communist Dictators to POTUS

Bill Maher may be a lifelong liberal, but even he is appalled that a shabby moonbat who looks like he just crawled out of a refrigerator box under an overpass but who is actually a successful and presumably fabulously wealthy Hollyweird actor gladly meets with wicked communist dictators but shuns the best president the USA has had in some time:

Trump has better things to do than hobnob with Jeff Spicoli anyway.

Update: Spicoli is farther past his expiration date than I realized. Some may remember him as Sean Penn.

Jun 17 2025

High School Graduation Enriched With Machine Guns

Import the Third World, become the Third World. In case you missed the latest proof of this truism due to the media forgetting to report it — from multicultural Minneapolis:

Hamza Abdirashiid Said, 20, and Amiir Mawlid Ali, 18, have been charged federally with unlawfully possessing machineguns, announced Acting U.S. Attorney Joseph H. Thompson.

According to court documents, on May 30, 2025, at approximately 8:00 p.m., University of Minnesota Police (UMPD) responded to a report of a shooting at the Mariucci Arena on the University of Minnesota Campus. The arena was hosting the Wayzata High School graduation ceremony at the time of the shooting, with numerous pedestrians and attendees outside. Officers found a chaotic scene in which two victims—both attendees of the graduation ceremony—suffered gunshot wounds. After interviewing witness and viewing surveillance footage, law enforcement located and apprehended the shooter, Hamza Said. Law enforcement also recovered a Glock 9mm semiautomatic pistol equipped with a high-capacity extended magazine and a machinegun conversion device, commonly called a “switch.”

All together now: “Diversity is our strength!”

On a tip from Htos1av.

Jun 17 2025

Satan Hailed at Pikes Peak Pride Fest

Moonbats are not merely wrong but evil — and they want you to know it. If the Palestinian flags, kaffiyehs, and portraits of terrorists following October 7 don’t get the point across, maybe praising Satan will. Presenting the Pikes Peak Pride Fest in Colorado Springs:

If anything could warm the Devil’s heart, it would be the cheers from LGBT moonbats and their allies when his name is praised.

On a tip from Wiggins.

Jun 17 2025

Countermoonbattery From the Moonbat Messiah

Opening the border to flood the country with vast quantities of unskilled labor like Democrats have done hurts American workers. Don’t take my word for it. Hear it from the Moonbat Messiah:

In light of what Obama said and the deluge of illegal immigration that followed, it takes remarkable gall for Democrats to keep portraying themselves as representing the working class.

Jun 16 2025

Open Thread

Civilizations die from suicide, not by murder. - Arnold J. Toynbee

On a tip from Jester.

Jun 16 2025

Most Engaging State Television Newscast Ever

The Iranians lob their missiles in the general direction of innocent civilians. In contrast, Israelis target the enemy’s strategic assets, such as nuclear weapons labs, military facilities, and of course the media:

Iran’s state broadcaster was bombed live on air during an Israeli attack aimed at wiping out the country’s ‘propaganda megaphone’.

The blast occurred at Islamic Republic of Iran Broadcasting (IRIB) building as the presenter was lambasting Israel before she was seen leaving the broadcast.

This ought to boost ratings:

Jun 16 2025

An Advantage of the Black Bloc Color Scheme

Disorderly moonbats dress in black primarily because they are the bad guys. But it could also be so that tire tracks don’t show up on their clothes. You never know when the driver of an ICE bus will succumb to temptation and step on the gas:

They used to lock up people like this in padded cells rather than flush them out onto the streets to protest on behalf of liberal politics. It was for the safety of the lunatics themselves as well as that of the public.

Jun 16 2025

Clarifying Who Wears the Black Hats

Those disoriented by legacy media propaganda may be doubtful as to who are the bad guys when leftists take to the streets with their frequently violent protests. This guy helpfully clears up any doubts:

If they brandished satanic pentacles, it wouldn’t make their malice more obvious than the profusion of Palestinian flags and kaffiyehs since the horrific terror atrocities of October 7.

Jun 16 2025

DEI Applied to TSA

Whatever they choose to call DEI, we will know it by its fruits. This Florida incident could be an example:

Broward Sheriff’s Office deputies arrested a Transportation Security Administration agent on Wednesday after they said she attacked a 79-year-old airline passenger at Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport.

Authorities identified the agent as Janiyah Wilson-Robinson, 21, of Margate.

According to the arrest report, Ms. Wilson-Robinson applied a forceful push to an elderly lady from Palm Beach Gardens.

The senior fell to the ground and hit her forehead, causing “minor bruising,” deputies said.

The assailant has been placed on administrative leave.

The victim’s race remains undisclosed, in stark contrast to how the man bites dog story would be reported were the probable races to be reversed.

On a tip from Wiggins.

Jun 16 2025

Liberal Establishment Rebrands DEI

“A rose by any other name would smell as sweet,” wrote Shakespeare. By the same token, DEI by any other name stinks on ice:

Faced with pressure to eliminate their diversity, equity and inclusion efforts, colleges and universities across the nation opted to rebrand such efforts as opposed to eliminating them altogether, a College Fix survey found.

Did anyone think the moonbats running academia would stop systematically discriminating against groups they hate just because people finally started pushing back?

The findings illustrate a strategy among many institutions to maintain DEI programs under less controversial terminology more palpable to the masses and that follows the law, as many of these moves were prompted by state legislation, federal guidance or executive orders.

In addition to Republican-controlled states passing laws in recent years to curb DEI in higher education, President Donald Trump in January issued an executive order deeming the divisive ideology a violation of civil rights and discrimination laws.

The rebrandings appear to be a possible compliance tactic to satisfy such directives without fully dismantling a DEI ideology on campus. Some of the new terms used to take the place of DEI include offices focused on “Belonging,” “Student Success,” “Community,” “Access,” “Engagement,” or “Inclusive Excellence.”

They need to settle on a new euphemism for DEI.

Liberals tend to call things the opposite of what they are. The favored identity groups that take precedence in all matters and benefit from DEI at the expense of everyone else are called “marginalized.” Anti-white race hate is called “anti-racism.”

So the word “merit” should work fine as a new name for DEI.

On a tip from R F.

Jun 16 2025

Mets Present Moonbat Flag During National Anthem

The media says Clayton Kershaw is divisive for mildly pushing back against decay like this:

Just before their game against the Tampa Bay Rays, as fans stood for the playing of the national anthem, spectators expecting to see the Stars & Stripes on the jumbotron were instead shown the Pride flag.

Actually, it was the Progress Pride Flag, which augments devotion to depraved debauchery with extra colors representing transsexual sickness and Critical Race Theory (i.e., anti-white race hate).

If it were up to the sort of liberal establishmentarians who run every MLB team except the Texas Rangers, this is what we would salute in place of Old Glory:

To rub extra salt in the wound, this was inflicted on Flag Day.

On tips from WDS 2.0, DCGere, and Wiggins.

Jun 16 2025

Worse Even Than the Ilhan Omars

The millions upon millions of mostly unassimilable colonists liberals have been importing from dysfunctional Third World hellholes like Somalia represent one of the most serious problems America has ever faced. But we have a worse problem: their abundant offspring, who grow up less likely to contribute economically and more likely to be indoctrinated with pernicious leftist ideology than their parents.

The terror-supporting Ilhan Omar is a refugee from Somalia, which she represents in the US House of Representatives. Presenting her daughter:

Isra Hirsi, daughter of Democratic Rep. Ilhan Omar of Minnesota, has taken to Instagram to express her disdain for “the colonial empire.” “From L.A. to Rafah, there is one common oppressor. Death to the colonial empire. Life for our children,” a widely circulated image from her Instagram story reads. Hirsi also posted a screenshot of an X post reading “F[***] ICE!”

The ideology of decolonization calls for the extirpation of Western Civilization. It is why moonbats side with Islam against Israel — and against the USA.

On a tip from WDS 2.0.

Jun 15 2025

Open Thread

On a tip from Jester.

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