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Nov 20 2018

Liberal Fifth Column Nixes Refusing Asylum to Invaders

The United States is under invasion. Increasingly arrogant invaders from distant countries cross the border in flagrant violation of US law by the tens of thousands. They know that despite a powerful military, our country is too weak to defend itself. The reason America is even weaker than ragtag armies of losers from failed Third World hellholes is that we have been turned against ourselves by a liberal fifth column:

A federal judge in San Francisco on Monday barred the Trump administration from refusing asylum to immigrants who cross the southern border illegally…

U.S. District Judge Jon S. Tigar, who was nominated by President Obama in 2012 to the U.S. District Court for the Northern District of California, issued a temporary restraining order after hearing arguments in San Francisco.

The ruling came at the behest of the perfidious ACLU and the Center for Constitutional Rights, which needs to be reminded that we will have no constitutional rights when the majority population consists of Third Worlders who are far more interested in wealth redistribution than in limited government.

A sane country would exercise its right to continued existence by mining the border, instantly solving this problem.

During a conference call with reporters Monday afternoon, homeland security officials said “most of the caravan members are not women and children” and that more than 500 criminals are traveling with the group that has amassed on the other side of a San Diego border crossing.

All the better, from the point of view of the ACLU and Obama-appointed judges in San Francisco. Everyone knows that criminals vote for the party that shares their moral values, namely Democrats.

Good thing the judiciary wasn’t rotted through with activist moonbats during WWII. The Japanese would have invaded the mainland unopposed while the military was ordered to stand down and watch.

On a tip from Scott D.

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Nov 20 2018

Global Warming Threatens Alien Civilizations

Construct the proper model, and you can prove all manner of doom will result if we do not submit to the will of progressives regarding the global warming agenda. Models can even demonstrate that anthropogenic climate change destroys alien civilizations, as we learned earlier this year:

[Adam] Frank, a professor of physics and astronomy at the University of Rochester in New York, is the lead author of a new paper published May 1 in the journal Astrobiology that aims to take what Frank calls a “10,000-light-year” view of anthropogenic (human-caused) climate change. Using mathematical models based on the disappearance of a real-life lost civilization here on Earth (the former inhabitants of Easter Island), Frank and his colleagues simulated how various alien civilizations might rise and fall if they were to increasingly convert their planet’s limited natural resources into energy. … [T]he team found four possible end points for a hypothetical alien civilization similarly constrained by limited natural resources.

The scientists discovered that we can escape doom, but only by believing as we are told:

Of four common “trajectories” for energy-intense civilizations, three ended in apocalypse. The fourth scenario — a path that involved converting the whole alien society to sustainable sources of energy — worked only when civilizations recognized the damage they were doing to the planet, and acted in the right away.

Acting the right way presumably means voting for Democrats and submitting to higher taxes, repressive regulations, and a reduced standard of living.

On a tip from Lyle.

Nov 20 2018

Racist Dogs Reported to British Police

No wonder liberals are so upset about racism. It can be found anywhere you look for it, provided you look hard enough. Racism is so out of control that Britain now suffers from racist dogs. The 2,500 “hate incidents” logged by the Metropolitan Police Service during 2015–2016 include these:

A description of [a] dog fouling incident reads: ‘An unknown dog has fouled outside of victim address and victim perceived this to be a racial incident.’

Another canine-related case logged as an alleged hate crime says: ‘Suspect’s dog barking at victim.’

These dogs require reeducation. They should be sent to college and not allowed to graduate until they crap only in the yards of heterosexual white men.

On a tip from 1-Bodhisattva.

Nov 19 2018

Open Thread

First of all, I try to be a positive role model. - Bruce Jenner
Nov 19 2018

Feminism Trilogy

The basic lie at the root of feminism is that men do not want what is best for women. Feminists are mad at men for being men and cannot wait to do all of the things men do. Feminism is reducing men to something women cannot be expected to be happy with. These are the lessons we learn in the Blue Collar Logic trilogy on Feminism.

Part 1 — The Basic Lie:

Part 2 — It’s All About Men:

Part 3 — The Defanged Warrior:

On a tip from Lyle.

Nov 19 2018

Vagina Monologues No Longer Sufficiently PC

Moonbats are forewarned that no matter how tastelessly “cutting edge” they are today, tomorrow they will be regarded as reactionary bigots and relegated to the Memory Hole. This has already happened to Eve Ensler, feminist author of the appalling Vagina Monologues:

Eastern Michigan University’s Women’s Resource Center will no longer host productions of “The Vagina Monologues,” noting that the play’s version of feminism excludes some women.

Specifically, it excludes women who are not women and consequently do not have vaginas. The play therefore “lacks diversity and inclusion.”

Barks the Women’s Resource Center:

“We feel that making this decision is in line with the WRC mission of … challenging systems and structures that perpetuate inequities … [I]t is important to center our minoritized students and this decision is in line with this mission driven value.”

The Vaginal Monologues has previously gotten nixed by feminazis at Mount Holyoke College and American University. At Columbia, white women have been forbidden from taking part, despite the author being white.

The militant insanity of political correctness progresses ever onward.

No longer sufficiently moonbatty.

On tips from Varla and CNNPC. Hat tip: Faithwire.

Nov 19 2018

Obamas Are Becoming Zillionaires

Michelle Obama has been cashing in on her fame with a new book entitled Becoming. What the Obamas are becoming is zillionaires:

In addition to a $65 million book advance and an estimated $50 million deal with Netflix, both of which she shares with husband Barack Obama, the former first lady is poised to rake in millions from appearances on her 10-city US tour and sales of merchandise connected to her autobiography.

And like her husband, Michelle Obama is currently in demand as a speaker for corporations and nonprofits, commanding $225,000 per appearance, The Post has learned.

Forbes estimated the couple made $20.5 million in salaries and book royalties between 2005 — when Barack Obama became a US senator and they first arrived in Washington — and 2016. They are now worth more than $135 million.

The $20.5 million does not include outlandish speaking fees.

Barack Obama currently rakes in $400,000 per speech, and earned at least $1.2 million for three talks to Wall Street firms in 2017. The fees come on top of his $207,800 annual presidential pension, which he began receiving as soon as he left office.

Those who got rich building railroads like Cornelius Vanderbilt, producing steel like Andrew Carnegie, or providing people with affordable energy and automobiles like John D. Rockefeller and Henry Ford are denounced as greedy robber barons. But no one calls the Obamas greedy, because they got rich through moonbattery and have never produced anything of value.

I mean, I do think at a certain point you've made enough money. - Barack Obama
Obama speaks for the increasingly socialist Party of the Rich.

On a tip from Becky in Washington. Hat tip: MOTUS A.D..

Nov 19 2018

Georgia Southern University Mandates Moonbattery

First the moonbattery insidiously subverted departments that people don’t take seriously anyway, like sociology and anthropology. It soon took over English, political science, and all the liberal arts. At Georgia Southern University, moonbattery is already mandatory for everyone:

Under the new curriculum, all first and second-year students will be required to take the yet-to-be-announced [“diversity and inclusion”] courses, according to the student newspaper The George-Anne. This move is a result of diversity and inclusion resolution, passed by the GSU Student Government Association.

It is bad enough that students, their parents, and taxpayers are forced to pay through the nose for classes of no constructive use. But these classes are worse than useless; their purpose is to instill and to institutionalize divisive black supremacist ideology.

GSU [Student Government Association] Senator-at-Large Keyshawn Housey, members of the GSU National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP), and members of the National Pan-hellenic Council (NPHC), a collaborative organization of African American fraternities and sororities, authored the resolution.

Students who fail to at least pretend to agree with corrosive lunacy will see their grade point average suffer.

Moonbattery is to be inescapable for GSU students:

“At this time we are looking to build into both the first year and second year experience courses diversity and inclusion modules that are integrated with an array of other assignments embedded throughout both courses,” GSU Provost and Vice President for Academic Affairs Carl Reiber told Campus Reform. “We would like to integrate diversity and inclusion throughout the curriculum to reinforce the importance of this at many levels of the curriculum. Not just a single course.”

The heavy-handedness of the leftist indoctrination, as much as the outlandishly excessive cost, will spell doom for the prevailing university system. Students will opt for trade schools, online learning, and other alternatives that may not yet exist to obtain a constructive fact-based education at a reasonable cost.

On a tip from 1-Bodhisattva.

Nov 19 2018

Exerting Black Privilege at Chipotle

One of the many benefits of being oppressed by racism is that you can get free food at Chipotle in the Somali colony New Mogadishu (previously known as Minneapolis/St Paul). If a manager tries to stop you, squeal “Racist!” and she gets fired:

Chipotle fired a manger for refusing to serve a black man she suspected had previously stolen food, despite the company knowing that he admitted on Twitter to repeatedly dining-and-dashing.

The manager’s suspicions regarding Masud Ali were well founded.

A company spokeswoman said it had “no choice” but to take the word of the 21-year-old, who was convicted of theft in January and previously pleaded guilty to another theft charge, despite having no evidence that the manager wrongly accused him.

Chipotle had no choice due to the political environment created by Cultural Marxism. Ali took to Twitter to allege racism, resulting in the sky falling on the manager’s head.

Ali has openly bragged about dining and dashing, according to his Twitter feed. …

In a since-deleted post, he said “aye man I think chipotle catchin up to us fam. should we change locations and yoooo what should we do.”

Another tweet by the allegedly oppressed Ali reads, “if you a real ass nigga we finna goto Applebees and eat as much as we can and tip the nice lady 20cents and walk the f*** out.”

Chipotle fired the manager anyway, despite knowing about Twitter posts confirming that Ali is a serial diner and dasher who likely planned to grab the food and run, because political correctness.

In addition to the free food he has acquired, Masud Ali also gets to be immortalized on the Hate Hoax List for faking an incident of racial discrimination. Even now, America is the Land of Opportunity. No wonder so many Somalis are eager to colonize.

Yet again, the liberal media gets an assist in the hate hoax, as evidence that political correctness is a lie is magically transformed into evidence that Persons of Politically Preferred Pigmentation are oppressed:

[M]any people posted screenshots of Ali’s previous behavior in replies to his tweets. Yet newspapers across the country published stories without these facts.

Facts are often racist.

In the future, we will all have to pay up front, because certain people don’t like to pay at all. This is called multicultural enrichment.

This viral video got the manager fired.

On tips from CNNPC and Dave.

Nov 19 2018

Autistic Kids Targeted for Transsexual Conversion

The reason Bill Ayers turned from terrorism to education is that young people are impressionable — so impressionable that a single British school boasts 17 transsexual students. It makes things easier to prey on children who are autistic:

[A] whistleblower [who remains anonymous so as not to be fired for transphobia] says few of the transgender children are suffering from gender dysphoria – the medical term for someone who feels they were born in the wrong body – but are just easily influenced, latching on to the mistaken belief they are the wrong sex as a way of coping with the problems caused by autism.

Older kids who have been persuaded to identify with the wrong gender groom “younger, mainly autistic students” to follow suit. Parents are deliberately kept in the dark.

This isn’t the only school where autism is apparently exploited to advance leftism under the rainbow banner:

[A] third of youngsters referred to the NHS’s only gender identity clinic for children showed ‘moderate to severe autistic traits’.

Attempts to induce gender dysphoria are not going to help the kids overcome their mental health challenges. But advancing the agenda comes first.

The damage being inflicted is not only psychiatric. Large numbers of autistic teenagers are given puberty-blocker drugs to prevent them from developing normally. Many will go from there to grotesque surgical mutilation.

The hottest flames in hell should be reserved for moonbats who inflict the depraved LGBT agenda on children.

On a tip from 1-Bodhisattva.

Nov 19 2018

#MeToo Mania Makes Men Afraid to Give CPR

Like all moonbattery, #MeToo mania has produced unforeseen consequences. One is that men hesitate to provide life-saving CPR to women lest they be accused sexual assault:

Researchers from the University of Colorado surveyed people on their attitudes in the wake of the #MeToo movement.

Interviewees said (among other things) that they feared being accused of inappropriate touching or sexual assault, the researchers found.

Imagine what they would have put Brett Kavanaugh through if he had actually touched Christine Blasey Ford.

Lead author of the study Sarah Perman concludes that as a result of the fear that has been instilled, “women will potentially receive no CPR or delays in initiation of CPR.”

Timely CPR triples the odds of surviving a heart attack.

If only the damage it causes were as remote from reality as feminist ideology itself.

On a tip from Lyle.

Nov 19 2018

Dem Threatens US Public with Nuclear Weapons

It turns out Democrats know just as little about modern war as they do about economics. This explains the supreme arrogance of prominent Democrats like Dianne Feinstein, who infamously proclaimed that she would confiscate all privately owned firearms, Constitution be damned, if only she had the votes in the Senate. A hyperbolic threat by congresscritter Eric Swalwell (D-CA) to use nuclear weapons on American citizens showcases this arrogance:

Swalwell on Friday said the U.S. government would use its nuclear weapons in a hypothetical war against Second Amendment supporters refusing to give up their firearms.

The hatred the liberal coastal elites express toward regular Americans has reached such a fever pitch that few will be surprised to hear a California Democrat suggest the use of nuclear weapons against the little people in Flyover Country if they get too insistent about their constitutional rights.

Swalwell’s point is that guns in private hands are useless against the mighty federal government; therefore, the only purpose of guns is to allow the maniacs the government refuses to lock up to go on shooting sprees. As Swalwell sneers, “it’s not the 18th Century.”

Neither is it the first half of the 20th century, when wars were won with tanks, aircraft carriers, and nuclear weapons. If Swalwell ever gets tired of being clueless, he should read up on Fourth Generation Warfare. For the most serious attack on the USA since the War of 1812, the weapon of choice was boxcutters.

A nation of patriots armed with AR-15s would be more than a match for Swalwell and his fellow authoritarian moonbats, once a certain line is crossed. Nixing the Second Amendment would cross it, because without the right to bear arms to back it up, the rest of the Constitution is just a lot of pretty words.

On R F, Sean C, Scott D, and Dragon’s Lair.

Nov 18 2018

Open Thread

...[O]ur Founding Fathers enshrined a constitutional separation of powers for the ages undeluded by the fantasy that angels would win elections. - Bruce Fein
Nov 18 2018

Chivalry in the Age of Political Correctness

With every passing day, the moonbat ruling class pumps more political correctness into the culture via media, education, and government. Here is what it looks like when it seeps down into the New York City subway:

[A 63-year-old] woman boarded a Manhattan-bound E train on Nov. 4 near Queens Plaza and asked a man sitting down if he could move his bag so she’d have space to sit, cops said.

“Don’t touch my bag, b—h!” the man snapped at the woman, before punching her in the jaw and knocking her to the floor, police said. …

The man, who’s described as a black male in his 20s, got off at the next stop and fled.

The odds of him ever being apprehended are as slim as the odds that he would have gotten away with this without other passengers doing something about it in the days before political correctness rotted away our character. Prior to the 1960s, this never would have happened, because there would have been consequences if it did.

On a tip from Varla.

Nov 18 2018

Multiculturalism Is Destroying Europe

It is not hyperbole to say that multiculturalism is destroying Europe. The situation is approaching the boiling point. The ruling class solution has been to forbid honest discussion of the mess they have created by importing millions of unassimilable mostly Muslim colonists. This only increases the pressure and ensures that when the explosion comes, it will be all the more forceful.

When Will Witt says Germans are subsidizing the immigrants (and their offspring) who make up more than half of the welfare recipients in that country, what this actually means is that Germans have been enslaved by their own government on behalf of the welfare colonists. They work twice as hard so that the invading Muslim hordes do not have to work at all.

The primary purpose of any government is to protect the nation from invasion. Any government that does not fulfill this fundamental duty is living on borrowed time.

Nov 18 2018

The MSM’s Anthony Derlunas Hate Hoax

The hyperpartisan “mainstream” media has never been more dishonest than since the horrific shootings at the Tree of Life synagogue in Pittsburgh, as it attempts incongruously yet determinedly to tie anti-Semitism around Donald Trump’s neck. Flawed reporting reached hate hoax levels in light of a moonbat named Anthony Derlunas screaming “Heil Hitler! Heil Trump!” at a Baltimore performance of Fiddler on the Roof. Since it is hard to find anything but moonbattery elsewhere, we turn to One America for the story:

The attempt to equate support for Trump with support for Hitler earns Anthony Derlunas a spot on the Hate Hoax List, even if the liberal establishment media deserves the dishonor more than he does due to its systematic attempts to mislead.

On tips from TCS III and Dragon’s Lair. Hat tip: Vlad Tepes.

Nov 18 2018

The Truth About Brexit

The truth about Brexit is that it is not going to happen if it is up to the moonbat establishment, currently personified in Britain by Theresa May. It is not going to happen unless the public that voted for Brexit makes it happen. The current wrangling is a farce:

Vote and vote again, until you vote the way the ruling class wants.

On a tip from Lyle.

Nov 18 2018

Cultural Enrichment: Gang Raped by Africans

Voice of Europe keeps us abreast of the never-ending cultural enrichment resulting from massive colonization by the Third World:

A 25-year-old woman has been gang raped by Africans in a playground in central Stockholm. …

Two are citizens of Somalia and the third in Eritrea. One of them needs interpreting in Somali and another in Arabic.

Two of them already had convictions (drug offenses, assault, theft). Yet they were allowed to remain in Sweden to enrich the multicultural tapestry still more. One is also a suspect in another rape.

Sweden is known as the Rape Capital of Europe not because Swedes are prone to committing rape but because they are prone to getting raped — not only by savages but by the government that imports the savages and forces Swedes to support them.

On a tip from Artfldgr.

Nov 17 2018

Open Thread

They who assert that a blind fatality produced the various effects we behold in this world talk very absurdly; for can anything be more unreasonable than to pretend that a blind fatality could be productive of intelligent beings. - Baron de Montesquieu
Nov 17 2018

Democrats: The Party of the Rich

They used to call the GOP the Party of the Rich, because it generally favors letting people keep their money. Posturing to this effect is still prevalent. The ballyhooed Future of the Democratic Party Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez even pretends that she cannot afford housing in Washington. Tax relief is invariably denounced by Democrats with Marxist demagoguery about “tax cuts for the rich.” However, beneath the phony rhetoric, the party of George Soros, Tom Steyer, et al. is increasingly the real Party of the Rich. The month’s midterms made it obvious:

Before the 2018 midterms, the richest 15 percent of districts was fairly evenly split between Democrats (38) and Republicans (28), but no more. Sixteen of the thirty-seven seats (so far) flipped by the Democrats are in this strata. In the new 116th Congress, these wealthiest sixty-six districts will be represented by fifty-four Democrats and just ten Republicans (with two races yet to be decided). Starting January 3, 2019, twenty (twenty-one if Katie Porter’s lead in CA-45 holds) of the twenty-two richest districts will be represented by Democrats. This year the richest House districts in eleven (and possibly twelve) different states flipped from Republican to Democrat (CO-6, GA-6, IL-6, IA-3, KS-3, MI-11, MN-3, NJ-7, PA-5, SC-1, VA-10; UT-4 is still not called). Going further, in five states (six if Carolyn Bourdeaux wins GA-7) the top two richest districts flipped. These sixteen districts plus five others from the wealthiest 15 percent that weren’t tops in their states contributed well over half the Democrats’ new seats. Without them the House would never have turned blue.

The media tells us Republicans are losing suburbia. Actually, they are losing the rich, as crony capitalism and cultural degeneracy bring the Democratic Party ever more in line with their interests.

Not content to be represented by Democrats in their own districts, rich leftists try to buy elections in other states. This was especially obvious with the absurd yet alarming candidacy of Robert Francis “Beto” O’Rourke, who ran for Senate in Texas from a financial base in Hollywood.

The Democrat Party is an alliance of the extravagantly wealthy and the intergenerationally welfare-dependent. It attacks the middle class from either side in a pincer movement. Where Democrats have prevailed, the middle class shrinks away, as in California, where only the rich and the poor can afford to live.

On tips from R F and 1-Bodhisattva.

Nov 17 2018

Portraits in Moonbattery: Emmanuel Macron

Emmanuel Macron came to our attention as a moonbat par excellence when he exploited a WWI memorial service to take a dig at the American president (who was present) and to rave insanely that nationalism is the polar opposite of patriotism. He is almost as difficult to take seriously as Justin Trudeau. However, The Iconoclast makes a case that Macron is the most dangerous moonbat in Europe:

Europe will become extinct if the progressive ruling class personified by Macron is not overthrown soon.

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