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Apr 24 2019

Open Thread

Jail is much easier on people who have nothing. - Bernhard Goetz
Apr 24 2019

Potheads on Socialism

Brace yourself for moonbattery more potent than Godfather OG. Will Witt wades into a 420 festival in Denver to learn what potheads think about “free” healthcare and socialism in general: Read more »

Apr 24 2019

Latest Atrocities in Modern Architecture

Everything moonbattery touches, it reduces to trash. Political leaders went from George Washington to Bernie Sanders. Literature went from William Shakespeare to Toni Morrison. Sculpture went from Michelangelo’s Pieta to bathtubs on stilts. Architecture went from Notre Dame to what the moonbats calling the shots are likely to do to Notre Dame in the name of political correctness: Read more »

Apr 24 2019

Radical Fat Liberation

Cultural Marxism is effective because it allows malcontents and their exploiters to attack the core of society on countless fronts. One front is radical fat liberation, which like feminism, black supremacism, the LGBT agenda, et cetera, can serve as a vehicle for all manner of moonbattery: Read more »

Apr 24 2019

WaPo Tries to Trivialize Christian Persecution

What exactly does the term “far right” mean? At the Washington Post, it means anyone who is not so far left as to be delusional. For example, anyone who acknowledges that the Islamic terror attacks in Sri Lanka that killed over 300 on Easter were part of a bigger picture qualifies as “far right.” Seriously: Read more »

Apr 24 2019

Hillary Flops on Wheel of Fortune

As documented at Babylon Bee, progressives continue to flounder during their imaginary appearances on game shows. First Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez bombed on The Price Is Right by guessing that the price of everything including world-class healthcare is free. Now Hillary comes within a single letter of winning the grand prize on Wheel of Fortune but blows it: Read more »

Apr 24 2019

Moonbat Response to Sri Lanka vs Christchurch

As mentioned earlier, many times more people died in the Easter attacks in Sri Lanka than in the Christchurch mosque shootings. Yet to judge from the reaction of progressives, the latter was a cataclysmic event, whereas the former was no biggie. This is because they are Cultural Marxists, and therefore oppose Christianity while championing its historic nemesis, Islam. Read more »

Apr 24 2019

De Blasio Declares War on Skyscrapers

Bill de Blasio, Mayor of New York City, proclaimed at an Earth Day press conference his intention to impose a local version of the Khmer Vert’s Green New Deal. It rigidly restricts building glass and steel skyscrapers in the forest of such skyscrapers that is NYC: Read more »

Apr 23 2019

Open Thread

There exist in the world only two great parties; that of those who prefer to live from the produce of their labor or of their property, and that of those who prefer to live on the labor or the property of others. - Charles Dunoyer
Apr 23 2019

Impressive AOC Impersonator

The ongoing demographic transformation could soon make the USA resemble the district that elected Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. Conceivably, she could get elected to the highest office and from there become America’s historic First Female Socialist Dictator. Third World dictators often employ body doubles, since the instability that characterizes their regimes results in frequent assassination attempts. Already we have an excellent candidate for this position. How many could tell the difference between this AOC impersonator and the real thing? Read more »

Apr 23 2019

MSNBC Harasses Robert Mueller After Easter Services

Not long ago, liberal establishmentarians revered Robert Mueller. They had faith that he would deliver Trump’s head on a platter. Then he let them down by admitting that Trump is not a Russian spy. Now, this is the treatment he gets on his way home from Easter services: Read more »

Apr 23 2019

Transgender Mania and HIV

The bureaucrats at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) are torn between science and benevolence on one hand, progressive ideology on the other. Sometimes it seems for a moment as if science and benevolence could still get the upper hand, but then our hopes are dashed, as in a “Dear Colleague” letter released last week. Read more »

Apr 23 2019

Voting Rights for Boston Marathon Bomber

You have to hand it to Kamala Harris; she knows where to look for reliable support. But even ultramoonbat Don Lemon seemed taken aback at her answer after he asked whether Kyrgyzstani-born terrorist Dzhokhar Tsarnaev — the surviving Boston Marathon bomber — should be allowed to vote on who rules over us. Via Breitbart: Read more »

Apr 23 2019

Dutch Politician Wants Halal Beaches

Europe will have to undergo modifications to meet with the approval of the new population its progressive rulers have been importing. For example, beaches featuring scantily clad females will have to go. The first step is to establish halal beaches; eventually, the nonhalal beaches will be banned or forced to close with terrorist attacks. Dhimmi politician Arnoud van Doorn, who has converted to Islam, addresses the task. From HLN, as translated at Jihad Watch: Read more »

Apr 23 2019

Incitement to Violence, Part II

As mentioned earlier, “incitement to violence” is a prime example of the Democrat tendency to falsely accuse their opponents of doing exactly what they have been doing themselves. In this case, the habit of twisting terms also comes into play. The very word liberal means the opposite of what it did before it was hijacked by leftists; a liberal used to be someone who wanted more individual liberty, not less. Likewise, the word violence has been redefined in some quarters to refer to the refusal to capitulate to leftism. The result of the projection and linguistic confusion is pure farce: Read more »

Apr 23 2019

Dog-Walking Now Regarded as Racist

To the long list of sinful practices proving that the white man is irredeemably racist, we can now add dog-walking: Read more »

Apr 22 2019

Open Thread

Political correctness is the natural continuum from the party line. What we are seeing once again is a self-appointed group of vigilantes imposing their views on others. It is a heritage of communism, but they don't seem to see this. - Doris Lessing

On a tip from Jester.

Apr 22 2019

The Truth About the Sri Lanka Attacks

Sunday’s Muslim attacks in Sri Lanka killed many times more people than the Christchurch mosque shootings. Yet they were not enough to pry out of Obama and Hillary the sympathy for Christians that they gush upon Muslims at every opportunity. They couldn’t even bring themselves to type the word “Christian,” calling them instead Easter worshipers, as if Christians were some bizarre cult that gathers once a year to adulate painted eggs. Paul Joseph Watson investigates the discrepancy: Read more »

Apr 22 2019

Incitement to Violence

To paraphrase Ann Coulter, if you want to know what liberals are up to, just listen to what they accuse you of doing. Lately, they have been chanting the phrase “incitement to violence” as if it were a magical incantation every time a conservative utters a sound. This means just what you think: Read more »

Apr 22 2019

Redistributing Seating in Transformed Sweden

No wonder this guy is so angry. Conquerors should not be forced to stand even for a moment while the conquered sit comfortably. From Sweden, which has subjugated itself to the rapidly expanding Third World: Read more »

Apr 22 2019

Ilhan Omar: Americans Were Black Hawk Down Villains

Most will be surprised to learn that the American soldiers involved in the Black Hawk Down incident were actually the bad guys. This shocking information comes straight from a member of the House Foreign Affairs Committee, Ilhan Omar. Read more »

Apr 22 2019

Obama, Hillary Pray for Easter Worshipers

If you are one of those Easter worshipers who worshiped Easter yesterday, I hope you didn’t encounter any Muslim outreach of the type seen in Sri Lanka or even the less deadly variation seen in Munich. At least those who suffered the former have the politically filtered sympathy of Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton: Read more »

Apr 22 2019

Socialism Creates Deforestation in North Korea

By now most people have figured out that radical environmentalism is a Trojan horse for centralized economic authoritarianism of the type we see in North Korea. At least if progressives achieve their objectives, the birds will sing happily in lush forests. Or maybe not: Read more »

Apr 22 2019

$100,000 Jackpot for Being Offended by Thin Blue Line Flag

If you are planning to get rich the quick and easy way by suing for being oppressed, I suggest pulling the stunt in Multnomah County, home of Portland, Oregon. That county is handing $100,000 of taxpayer money to a person of politically preferred pigmentation because a coworker put up a Thin Blue Line flag in support of police and she found it offensive: Read more »

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