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Jun 22 2021

Felony Charge for Skid Marks on LGBT+ Crosswalk

As liberals consolidate control, equity is established. That means all animals on the collective farm are equal — some of them much more so than others. The louder they squeal that they are oppressed, the more equal they are. Few squeal more loudly than the militantly sexually deranged. Consequently, they are so equal that to leave a tire track on a rainbow flag that had been painted across a public street in reverence for their proclivities is a felony.

In Delray Beach, Florida, 20-year-old Alexander Jerich was arrested last Thursday for defacing a LGBTQ pride crosswalk.

He is charged with criminal mischief over $1,000, reckless driving, and evidence of prejudice (felony enhancement).

The rainbow colors representing sexual deviancy are accompanied by other colors that bring in transsexuals and preferred racial groups to reinforce intersexuality, consistent with the Progress Pride flag the Interior Secretary displayed on Flag Day. Jerich did a disrespectful burnout across them. His mischief may not constitute a felony, but showing disrespect for identity groups as oppressed as the Progress Pride coalition sure does.

Imagine if someone painted a Confederate flag on a crosswalk to celebrate the heritage of those who had been in Florida for many generations. It would be defaced immediately, with no danger of criminal charges.

But then, Southern white guys are not allowed to have heritage. They are not oppressed, and therefore less equal than anyone.

No doubt the Trump flag on Jerich’s truck counts as an aggravating factor:

On tips from R F, ABC of the ANC, and Wiggins.

Jun 22 2021

Gender Fluidity Explained

What exactly is gender fluidity? What pronouns must you use to refer to a gender fluid person? A moonbat suffering from this contrived disorder helpfully explains in the video below. In the process, she offers an indication as to how our tax dollars are applied once they have disappeared into the voracious maw of education and then been excreted out the other end:

If she paid better attention in class, she would know not to associate pink with feminine and blue with masculine. The entire spectrum must be liberated from oppressive cis-gender binarism.

On a tip from Wiggins.

Jun 22 2021

Boys and Girls Struck From Newspeak Dictionary

From Airstrip One:

The LGBTQ+ charity Stonewall has told teachers in Britain to ditch the terms boys and girls and refer to pupils with the gender-neutral “learners”.

Fortunately, only weaklings and lunatics would allow policies to be dictated by the autocratic whims of LGBTetc maniacs. Unfortunately, Britain is governed by weaklings and lunatics.

Stonewall also forbids calling students by the proper pronouns. Teachers are expected to use the plural “they/them” for individuals. Furthermore, students must not be divided by gender, since moonbats are waging a bizarre and incomprehensible war on the concept. So much for girls and boys competing within their own gender in sports.

Needless to say, “trans” students must be given free access to the private facilities of members of the opposite sex.

One of the guides produced by the leftist charity stated that the Government Equalities Office funded its work in primary schools.

This nefarious organization — devoted to deranging civilization at a fundamental level in order to promote sexual perversion — gorges itself on taxpayer money:

A report from the TaxPayers’ Alliance this month found that between 2015 and 2019, the government gave Stonewall at least £2,616,102 in funding.

On top of that, schools that are members of the Stonewall School & College Champion programme pay the charity a yearly fee of £150 plus VAT for schools with fewer than 100 pupils. The fee rises to £800 plus VAT for schools with over 2,000 pupils.

The British government gives money to these maleficent militants, it may as well take orders from them. Expect all demands to be complied with, if not immediately then soon. Stonewall (presumably named after the riots) crows that its demands are “in line with the Department for Education’s guidance for schools in England, and the Equality and Human Rights Commission’s Equality Act Code of Practice.”

On a tip from ABC of the ANC.

Jun 22 2021

Open Thread

The more numerous the laws, the more corrupt the government. - Tacitus
Jun 21 2021

Get Moonbattery Out of Sports

Pro sports have become woke sports. The entire institution has been absorbed by the leftist borg, as surely as Hollywood and academia. Consequently, sports no longer serve to unite us, but only to allow liberals to gloat while making everyone else grind their teeth. Being a countermoonbat sports journalist, Jason Whitlock doesn’t like it:

Those of us who aren’t sports journalists have it easier than Whitlock. When overpaid idiots start kneeling to Marxist rioters, all we have to do is permanently turn the channel to something more interesting.

Once again we see that everything moonbattery infiltrates, it destroys.

On a tip from KirklesWorth.

Jun 21 2021

Suspending Reading and Requirements for Oregon Students

Public schools are extravagantly expensive daycare services. When teachers’ unions can be persuaded to put teachers in the classroom, they keep kids occupied with critical race theory indoctrination. Should students be required to learn anything other than the sins of the white race? Not according to the Oregon legislature:

A bill to prohibit Oregon schools from requiring students to show they can read, write and do math at a basic high school level is headed to Gov. Kate Brown after lawmakers gave final approval Wednesday.

The idea is to hit pause on the requirements, in place since 2009 but already suspended during the pandemic, at least until the class of 2024 gets their diplomas and for Oregon to thoughtfully reexamine its graduation requirements in the meantime.

You can see why Biden et al. want us to pay for “free” college for everyone. That way youth can learn how to read.

The vote was largely along party lines…

…with Democrats staunchly opposing the proficiency rules and Republicans decrying what they see as a lowering of academic standards.

We can no longer say there isn’t a dime’s worth of difference between the parties. Republicans half-heartedly defend civilization. Democrats call for tearing it down.

Here’s why Democrats oppose standards:

[D]emonstrating proficiency proved most challenging for students who learned English as a second language, students with disabilities and students of color.

If members of favored identity groups might not meet the standard, the standard must be abolished.

The bill calls on the diverse committee studying graduation requirements to come up with a recommendation “with the goal of ensuring that the processes and outcomes related to the requirements for high school diplomas are equitable, accessible and inclusive.”

“Equitable” means the poorest performing student is the benchmark for the rest. Equity and excellence are mutually exclusive objectives.

By the logic of equity, it may one day be illegal to teach kids to read. If some kids can’t read because they are cognitively impaired or never show up for class, allowing others to read creates inequity.

On a tip from Steve.

Jun 21 2021

Caucasian-Free Racial Harmony in Chicago

Americans of Puerto Rican heritage Lin-Manuel Miranda and Rita Moreno groveled contemptibly before black supremacists. An event in Chicago emblematizes the reciprocation that can be expected:

Friends of a man murdered in Humboldt Park said he was shot while celebrating the Puerto Rican Day Parade Saturday night.

Gyovanny Arzuaga and Yasmin Perez were shot on West Division Street on the Northwest Side around 9:15 p.m., hours after the parade had ended. …

Arzuaga, 24, died. Police said that Perez, 25, was hospitalized in critical condition.

Behold the state of race relations under the rule of Lori Lightfoot:

Meanwhile, the federal government has a laser focus on what Biden, the Justice Department, and the Department of Homeland Security all agree is the #1 threat: white supremacists. If they look hard enough, they may even find one.

On a tip from Anonymous.

Jun 21 2021

Juneteenth Traditions Already Take Root

Our new holiday enshrining critical race theory as the national religion to reward black supremacists and their allies for hundreds of riots that injured thousands of police officers and caused $billions in damages is so important that the CDC postponed an emergency meeting on postvaccination heart inflammation in its honor. Each of the old deprecated holidays waiting to be canceled was celebrated in its own traditional way. Likewise, Juneteenth will be celebrated with traditions that are already taking shape.

Unsurprisingly, Juneteenth will not be the favorite holiday of law enforcement officers. In Michigan:

A man in a car allegedly drove up to a police officer in Michigan who was working a Juneteenth parade and opened fire on the officer.

“Upon investigation, the Flint Police Officer was working a traffic point at the Juneteenth Champions Parade when an individual in a vehicle drove up and shot at the officer,” NBC 25 reported.

The Black Lives Matter agenda isn’t only about waging war on the police. It is also about wallowing in the anarchy that results when the police have been defunded, hamstrung, marginalized, and demoralized. In California:

A fatal shooting at Lake Merritt, Oakland, left a 22-year-old man dead and five others injured on Saturday during an event to mark Juneteenth.

In North Carolina:

An emergency responder was shot while on duty during a Juneteenth event at Roberts Park in Raleigh. …

The EMS worker was assisting with a medical call for a child who was at Roberts Park.

While the responder was walking back to his vehicle, multiple shots were fired across the park. Those bullets hit the ambulance and the emergency responder, according to officials.

In New Jersey:

A celebration gave way to rioting in Long Branch, New Jersey. Hundreds of people took to the streets in a Juneteenth celebration that quickly turned violent, the Lakewood Scoop reported.

Police in full riot gear had to be dispatched to the area in order to quell the unrest. The reasoning for the riot is unknown at this time.

Unknown? It was Juneteenth!

In Pennsylvania:

Police are investigating a triple shooting in West Philadelphia that left two men dead and a 3-year-old child injured.

At last word, no arrests had been made in Philadelphia. However, there is a silver lining. The aptly named Danielle Outlaw is Philadelphia Police Commissioner. Her qualifications consist mainly of being a black woman, but in addition, she used to be Chief of Police in infamously anarchic Portland. Ms. Outlaw was able to promote progress by shoehorning the violence into a politically correct context:

“As many of us began the day celebrating Juneteenth for the first time as a Federally recognized holiday, we again found ourselves lamenting as an otherwise beautiful afternoon had been sullied with gun violence. …

Every act of gun violence is tragic. …

While holiday celebrations will continue throughout the city, our investigators will work tirelessly to bring justice to all of those affected by the scourge of gun violence.”

The guns did it, not the criminal lowlifes police are no longer allowed to keep under control. After the same Democrats who unleashed this chaos by siding with rioters against the police confiscate firearms from law-abiding citizens, all will be well.

I hope you enjoy violence, chaos, and moonbattery more than the barbecues, fireworks, and patriotism that have traditionally marked the Fourth of July, because that is the holiday Juneteenth was fabricated to displace from the calendar. Evanston is a half-step ahead of the rest of the country in this regard. From Illinois:

Celebrate every Fourth of July as if it were the last one to be officially acknowledged, because unless there is a dramatic reversal, it will soon be canceled. Just as losing the Culture War to liberals means trading Adriana Lima for Megan Rapinoe, it means trading the Fourth of July for Juneteenth.

On tips from SafeSpace47, MAS, Bluto, Chris Neilson, Chuck A, JackisBack, and KirklesWorth.

Jun 21 2021

Open Thread

The Darwinian adaptive trait of our time is the ability to figure out when we are being lied to on television. - Dick Morris
Jun 20 2021

A Refreshing Message for Mark Zuckerberg

Roger Waters has some wacky views, but at least he also has principles. If more people did, we could keep tyranny at bay by resisting the stick of cancelation and the carrot of big money from nefarious sectors like Big Tech.

Language alert:

On a tip from Chris Neilson.

Jun 20 2021

Asian Storeowners Say “Enough”

Look out, there goes another “white supremacist” attacking Asians. They must be racist Asians, because rather than bowing their heads before a sacred Person of Oppressedness, they push back. This happened at a liquor store in Dallas Thursday night:

It calls to mind the Korean storeowners who took to their rooftops with rifles during the race riots in Los Angeles in 1992.

Democrats might want to impose immigration restrictions from Asia. It is only a matter of time before Asians start voting their interests by bailing out of the cultural Marxist coalition.

On tips from Steve T, Wiggins, and Anonymous.

Jun 20 2021

Lin-Manuel Miranda Evokes Disgust With Apology

No one can be woke enough to avoid denunciation by the moonbat mob, not even the guy who made the Founding Fathers black and Hispanic. Lin-Manuel Miranda of Hamilton fame used minority actors to play characters like Alexander Hamilton and Thomas Jefferson. This is to be encouraged, as pretending that they weren’t white may be the only way to spare the titans of American history from erasure. Now the woke police have attacked Miranda for his casting in another production:

[W]hile most of the cast of “In the Heights” is Latino and one of the leads is African-American, there aren’t many (any?) Afro-Latino actors involved. Thus did a major triumph of minority representation onscreen become an occasion for Miranda to issue the latest groveling, half-sincere apology for being exclusionary.

It isn’t true in the sense that he meant it, but Obama’s wingman Eric Holder was right when he said that America is a “nation of cowards” on the subject of race. Read in horror as Miranda, who may have done more than anyone ever to get more nonwhites on the theater stage, begs forgiveness of a mob of thugs for not doing enough to advance identity politics:

Veteran Puerto Rican entertainer Rita Moreno dared plead with the mob to leave Miranda alone, but then promptly backed down and issued her own sniveling apology.

Have cowards like Miranda, Bob Brenly, Chris Harrison, et al. no self-respect at all? Obsequiously groveling before woke thugs is so disgusting, even other leftists must be getting sick to their stomach. They just don’t have the guts to admit it publicly. The exception to this rule is Bill Maher:

“This is why people hate Democrats,” says Maher. Well, one of the reasons.

You know the country has gone off the rails when Bill Maher sounds like the voice of reason.

Totalitarianism happens when people apologize to bullies instead of telling them to go to hell.

On tips from Varla and TCS III.

Jun 20 2021

You Made the Rules

Say it’s not so. Belligerent wokester Megan Rapinoe, Victoria Secret’s new standard of beauty, has been revealed as having once said something harmless that would now be construed as racist. Will the torch-wielding mob of her fellow moonbats now cancel her?

No it will not, despite it having canceled Ollie Robinson for a virtually identical thought infraction. But she deserves cancelation if anyone does — as Paul Joseph Watson explains:

On a tip from KirklesWorth.

Jun 20 2021

Open Thread

There is something about liberalism that is not nearly as true about conservatism. The further left one goes, the more one finds that the ideology provides moral cover for a life that is not moral. While many people left of center lead fine personal lives, many do not. - Dennis Prager

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