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Jul 31 2011

Screw Congress I’ll Do It on My Own

Future historians trying to figure out what happened to this country will have a treasure trove of material in the videos inspired by the Personification of American Decline:

Compliments of Granny Jan.

Jul 31 2011

You’re Gonna Pay

Someone has to pay for the never-ending statist spending spree. Wilson Getchell says it’s going to be you:

On a tip from OccamsrazorX.

Jul 31 2011

Out With the Old, in With the New

Tea Party newcomer Marco Rubio is clearly a cut above the haughty Democrat dinosaur Hanoi John Kerry:

If only America can survive long enough to get the government out of the hands of socialist fools like Kerry and into those of patriots like Rubio.

On a tip from Shawn.

Jul 31 2011

Harry Reid, the Debt Ceiling, and Cowboy Poetry Festivals

Better we should bankrupt the nation than jeopardize the coercive funding of cowboy poetry festivals, without which tens of thousands of people would not exist. So by all means jack that debt limit high into the sky.


Compliments of Cons.Underground.

Jul 31 2011

The Food Stamp President

You have to hand it to the Moonbat Messiah — he has managed to liberate millions from the shackles of wage slavery:

Anyone who wondered what he meant when he promised to fundamentally transform America ought to have a good idea by now.

On a tip from Infidel Joe.

Jul 30 2011

Why Comrade Obama Wants Another $2.7 Trillion

Why exactly does Obama want to raise the debt limit $2.7 trillion and not some other outrageously unmanageable sum? Because that on top of the mountains of money the federal government constantly bleeds from us and the $14.294 trillion current debt ceiling is all he plans on burning through before the election next year:

After the election, assuming he wins, debt ceilings won’t matter anymore. America as we’ve always known it will be finished.

Via Hot Air, on a tip from Shawn.

Jul 30 2011

Obama Economy Is Destroying Black Middle Class

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Compliments of Wyatt’s Torch.

Black Americans who voted their skin color in the catastrophic election of 2008 have had cause to regret it. Those satisfied to subsist by sucking on the grotesquely pendulous mammalian protuberance of Big Government will do okay for now. But those who want more for themselves and their families are getting hammered by Hope & Change:

The unemployment situation across America is bad, no doubt. But for African-Americans in some cities, this is not the great recession. It’s the Great Depression.

For example,

According to an analysis by the Economic Policy Institute, in Charlotte, N.C., the unemployment rate for African-Americans is 19.2 percent. If you add in people who have given up looking for jobs, that number exceeds 20 percent, which, according to economists Algernon Austin and William Darity, has effectively mired blacks in a depression.

Hard work doesn’t seem to be a path forward for blacks these days.

Vanessa Parker … was an administrative assistant at IBM in Charlotte. She went to night school to better herself, graduating with a bachelor’s degree in finance. Parker and her husband saved up enough money to move from a bad neighborhood to a quiet, middle-class street. But instead of moving up in the company, IBM moved out. Now she works at a big-box store for minimum wage.

“It’s very frustrating and it makes you wonder why are you doing it,” she told me. “Because it seems like the more that you try to get ahead, seems like you’re falling back.”

The government’s hostility toward those who provide employment could start you thinking that someone doesn’t want blacks climbing out of the ghetto, where they can be counted on to vote Democrat in exchange for handouts of other people’s money.

According to the National Urban League, virtually all of the impressive economic gains achieved by blacks over the past 30 years have been wiped out by the current recession/depression/“recovery”. As Patrick Graham of the Urban League of Central Carolina observes,

“It takes time to build anything. But it doesn’t take very long to destroy it.”

What our current rulers are destroying by suffocating the economy with excessive taxing and spending, monstrous debt, overbearing regulations, and general malignant intrusiveness will take generations to rebuild, if it ever can be.

On tips from Wyatt’s Torch, Apostle53, and J.

Jul 30 2011

Judge Judy Versus the Welfare State

There’s no excuse for anyone not to be aware of what socialism is doing to our society. You can learn it anywhere — even from watching Judge Judy:

If we don’t start scraping off the parasites, they will bleed us to death.

On a tip from Stormfax.

Jul 30 2011

An Economic Metaphor

Keynesian liberals think government spending can lift the economy. Sure it can, if this is what they mean:


On a tip from Matt W.

Jul 29 2011

Quote of the Decade

If only we could get Comrade Obama to swallow a dose of his own rhetoric. Here‘s what he had to say when Bush wanted to raise the debt ceiling in 2006:

“The fact that we are here today to debate raising America’s debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. It is a sign that the U.S. Government can’t pay its own bills. It is a sign that we now depend on ongoing financial assistance from foreign countries to finance our Government’s reckless fiscal policies. … Increasing America’s debt weakens us domestically and internationally. Leadership means that ‘the buck stops here.’ Instead, Washington is shifting the burden of bad choices today onto the backs of our children and grandchildren. America has a debt problem and a failure of leadership. Americans deserve better.”

Because a Republican was in the White House at the time, not raising the debt ceiling didn’t mean civilization would collapse. That’s why every Democrat Senator voted against it.

obama hypocrite

On tips from Byron and Merchant of Venom.

Jul 29 2011

Now for Something Really Scary…

Click for full size. Note the gap between spending and revenue. This ship won’t be afloat for long:


Good thing the graph stops in 2010. I couldn’t bear to see what it looks like after another year of Obama.

Via The Street, on a tip from Jodie.

Jul 29 2011

Government Waste Too Massive?


Even as our rulers pretend that the debt ceiling must be raised to prevent Armageddon, they continue to shovel our money at projects like the investigation into the well-worn joke, “That’s what she said.” From Big Government:

The University of Washington recently received graduate research fellowship funding from the [taxpayer-funded National Science Foundation] in excess of $14 million. The Computing Research Association received an additional $14 million from the NSF.

Look what we’re getting for the money:

“That’s What She Said: Double Entendre Identification” summarizes research dedicated to the double entendre “that’s what she said”. The researches assigned values for “noun sexiness”, “adjective sexiness”, and “verb sexiness”. Once inserted into a mathematical equation, these values predict whether use of this double entendre would be appropriate.

How do these parasites justify wasting our money so brazenly?

A closer look at the Computing Innovations Fellows Project abstract provides insight into why these two researches received funding for this double entendre project. According to the abstract, “This project will forestall a permanent loss of research talent likely to occur if new PhDs are forced to seek employment outside of the field due to the sharp cuts brought about by the recent budget crisis.”

In other words, it’s make-work.

Notably, the worst villain in Atlas Shrugged is Robert Stadler, who sells out his principles to become head of the State Science Institute. Government science is a contradiction in terms. It functions as a jobs program for people who have the skills to find far more productive work in the free market.

According to our ruler, there is no problem with this sort of deliberate waste, because spending other people’s money is an end in itself.

On a tip from Henry.

Jul 29 2011

Terror Plotter Naser Jason Abdo Is Put-Upon Victim of Islamophobia

The heart bleeds over the religious persecution suffered by Muslims in America. Take Naser Jason Abdo, for example:

The U.S. military serviceman arrested after raising concerns over another alleged plot to attack Fort Hood said he endured harassment, discrimination and intimidation due to his Muslim religious beliefs during basic training, he told last year.

Pvt. Naser Jason Abdo, a 21-year-old AWOL soldier from Kentucky’s Fort Campbell who remains in police custody, said he was also the target of “resentment” from fellow soldiers due to his prayer schedule.

Despite having joined the military voluntarily, he sought conscientious objector status, asserting that his worship of a bloodthirsty warlord from the Dark Ages prevented him from fighting. Maybe he thought the point of the Army is the dental plan.

Fortunately for the global jihad, these beliefs don’t prevent him from plotting to murder American soldiers who are actually willing to fight for their country. Given Mohammad’s infamous taste for little girls, they don’t prevent him from indulging in kiddy porn either.

Unsurprisingly, Abdo has ties to peace organizations.


On tips from Lyle, SR, AndyPandy, Proud Kuffar, and J. Hat tip: Weasel Zippers.

Jul 29 2011

Morrissey: Norway Slaughter Nothing Compared to McDonald’s and KFC

Maybe Norwegians should lighten up about the horrific tragedy that senselessly ended 76 innocent lives. According to vegan animal rights activist and faded pop star Morrissey (formerly of the unendurably pretentious band The Smiths), far worse things happen every day:

Before singing Meat is Murder, the 52-year-old British musician told the crowd [in Warsaw Sunday]: “We all live in a murderous world, as the events in Norway have shown, with 97 dead [sic].

“Though that is nothing compared to what happens in McDonald’s and Kentucky Fried s— every day.”

Morrisissy has also helped to counter the perception of animal rights activists as nasty lunatics by denouncing the Chinese as a “subspecies” for allegedly not being nice enough to our furry friends. He has equated deer hunting with killing children.

Despite the distress caused, a spokesperson confirmed the singer stands by his comments during the concert.

“Morrissey has decided not to comment any further as he believes his statement speaks for itself,” the spokeperson said.

That it does. It also speaks for the moral depravity the characterizes the animal rights movement.

Morrisissy in a moonbat reverie.

On tips from GoY and AC.

Jul 29 2011

Even Dems Back Off From U.N. Arms Trade Treaty

Frightened of voter backlash, even some of his fellow Democrats are getting squeamish about Comrade Obama’s plans to attack our Constitutional right to bear arms through the malignant United Nations:

Twelve Democratic senators have joined 45 Republicans in a fast growing movement to halt progress on an Obama-backed United Nations effort that could bring international gun control into the United States and slap America’s gun owners with severe restrictions.

Montana Democratic Sen. Jon Tester’s office today provided Whispers with their letter, signed by 11 other Democrats, urging the president to press for significant changes in the treaty. Their major concern: that domestic manufacture, possession, and sales of firearms and ammo will be included, thereby giving an international authority the right to regulate arms sales already protected by the Second Amendment. They also said any move for an international gun registry would be a non-starter.

Always watch the other hand. As Obama and his collaborators distract us with the debt drama, who knows what they are up to behind the scenes? One thing is clear: their agenda will soon reach a point where it can no longer be inflicted on an armed populace. Inmates of socialist slave states do not bear arms. Like the Fast & Furious gunrunning scandal, this UN ploy offers only a glimpse at Obama’s larger surreptitious campaign against the Second Amendment.


On a tip from Born in 76.

Jul 29 2011

Polar Bear Champion Charles Monnett Accused of Scientific Misconduct

It will take more than a warm summer to keep the global warming hoax from continuing to crumble. Charles Monnett, the government bureaucrat/scientist who helped make polar bears the mascot of the envirocommunist movement, now finds himself on leave, having been accused of scientific misconduct.

It’s unclear whether Monnett’s “integrity issues” have to do with a 2006 article in which he claimed that four dead polar bears drowned as a result of the imaginary global warming crisis. The Latin name for polar bear is Ursus maritimus or sea bear; they are highly buoyant and can swim for hundreds of miles. The dead bears contributed to the absurd propaganda campaign mounted by Al Gore.

Myron Ebell, of the Competitive Enterprise Institute, said the case reinforces the group’s position that people should be more skeptical about the work of climate change scientists.

Even if every scientist is objective, “what we’re being asked to do is turn our economy around and spend trillions and trillions of dollars on the basis of” climate change claims, he said.

With $zillions of government funding on the line, scientists involved in the hoax are anything but objective, as the Climategate scandal confirmed.

Monnett’s duties included managing $50 million worth of the studies Big Government conducts with our money to prove that economic freedom makes it be too hot out.

Next global warming will cause dolphins to drown.

On tips from J, Jodie, G. Fox, and Psalmist.

Jul 29 2011

Death From Behind

Now that Democrats have begun the process of homosexualizing the military with the repeal of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, new insignia will be required. Via Scooter’s Report:


The Fighting Sodomites’ motto: Never leave your buddy’s behind.

On a tip from Gary.

Jul 28 2011

Wall Street Shenanigans

Steven Crowder splashes countermoonbattery on the spending insanity:

Jul 28 2011

What Washington Could Learn From a Drug Addict

What drug addicts would like to learn from Washington is how to get someone else to finance your destructive addiction without risking life and limb mugging people in person.

On a tip from Kate.

Jul 28 2011

European Beach of the Future

muslims beach

Via The Mock Dock, on a tip from Mary.

Jul 28 2011

Autocorrect for Moonbats

Google’s liberal slant is confirmed by its autocorrect:


On a tip from Screwy Puppy.

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