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Oct 31 2012

Open Thread


Compliments of Zappatrust.

Oct 31 2012

Gene Simmons on Obama: A Piss-Poor President

Disappointingly, Kiss bassist Gene Simmons voted for the Moonbat Messiah. But only a very slow learner would do that twice:

Via The Hill, on a tip from Bob Roberts.

Oct 31 2012

Halloween in Obamaland

Under Hope & Change, even Halloween has been fundamentally transformed:


Compliments of David M.

Oct 31 2012

Now for Something Really Scary

Good thing I didn’t watch The Five today. I might have lost my lunch had I seen this:

Now for the close up.

What, you want more?

This liberal hack is disgusting at more levels than he has fingers to count on — or to wipe his nose on, had he the presence of mind.

Compliments of TXShep.

Oct 31 2012

Countermoonbats at

Check out the Word of the Day that popped up on a countermoonbat’s phone while he was reading about Obama’s debacle in Benghazi:


A more appropriate term for the Gutsy-Caller in Chief who left Americans to die by refusing to grant cross-border authority would be hard to imagine. Maybe the “mainstream” media has forgotten about Benghazi, but others haven’t and won’t.

Compliments of Lyle. Tip from Grunt.

Oct 31 2012

Halloween Obama-Style

Steven Crowder uses Halloween as opportunity to teach children about Obamanomics:

Children understand that liberalism is morally wrong. Once they lose this understanding, they have lost their innocence and have become corrupt.

On tips from Screwy Puppy and J.

Oct 31 2012

Let’s Hear the Tapes

While loathsome hacks like Juan Williams jabber and yap like squids squirting ink, patriots are demanding to hear the tapes of Tyrone Woods begging in vain for the air support that the Islamophile in the White House withheld.

These tapes could constitute the clearest evidence yet that Obama is unfit to call himself an American, much less to serve as president. Yet they don’t seem to have piqued the “mainstream” media’s curiosity.

On a tip from Catblaster. Hat tip: Gateway Pundit.

Oct 31 2012

Phony Tea Partier FAIL

When surfing the Internet, be careful what you believe. This supposed sorority girl from the University of Alabama played into bigoted liberal stereotypes a little too perfectly:


The picture

has gone viral on Tumblr, Twitter and Facebook. It even made the FAIL blog. And everywhere it goes, a legion of trolls follows, bloviating about that illiterate trailer trash from Alabama and all the nasty, unrepeatable things that should happen to her.

But there’s one problem — nothing about the story is true.

The girl is named Kim Stafford. She grew up in Boston and attends a liberal arts university in Taxachusetts that doesn’t even have Greek sororities. Kim is a registered Democrat, who is herself enough of an idiot to plan on voting for Obama.

On a tip from Ghost of FA Hayek.

Oct 31 2012

Chris Christie and Obama Discover Bromance

rinos on parade

The doubts of those who never trusted Chris Christie as far as they could throw him have been validated by the unseemly bromance that has blossomed like a noxious weed as unscrupulous politicians scramble to capitalize on Sandy. Apparently New York’s ultraliberal Mayor for Life wouldn’t let Obama hog the stage in NYC, so Obama headed south and made a new friend. Catherine Poe gasps,

Christie can’t sing Barry’s praises enough. Have you heard him? You’d think that Obama not only could walk on water, he could part the Red Sea or at least chased Hurricane Sandy away.

This is our guy Christie on “Morning Joe”: “He [Obama] gave me his number at the White House and told me to call him if I needed anything, and he absolutely means it. It’s been very good working with the president and his administration. It’s been wonderful.” …

And then on “Fox and Friends” on Fox News, he gushed again about how great the President is treating him, calling him three times to do whatever is necessary for New Jersey. And he said Obama was just “great.” What about Mitt? He’s history. When asked about Romney coming to the state for a tour of the devastation, Christie snapped that he is “not the least bit interested” in whether Romney is coming to Jersey or not. In fact, he “could care less.”

Allowing himself to become a pre-election prop for Obama’s propaganda machine is the thanks Christie offers the Republican Party in return for granting him an opportunity to tout his own horn (which he did loudly) with the keynote speech at the convention. The lesson is drilled home once again: never ever trust a RINO.

BFFs. Or if not forever, until someone else becomes top federal favor dispenser.

On a tip from The MaryHunter.

Oct 31 2012

Britain’s Youngest Sex Change Victim Wants to Change Back

Another life is destroyed by the absurd moonbat delusion that you can choose not to be the sex you actually are:

Ria Cooper made headlines last year when she [sic] became Britain’s youngest sex change patient aged 17, after years of begging her [sic] family and the NHS [i.e., taxpayers] to turn her [sic] in to a [crude facsimile of a] girl.

But now, having lived as a women for less than a year the 18-year[-old] has decided to change back in to a man after suffering huge mental anguish as a woman.

Cooper, whose name used to be Brad, has tried to commit suicide twice since becoming a “woman.”

Ms Cooper also says the hormone injections left her [sic] with extreme emotions and a high sex drive, but that she [sic] can not find the love she [sic] craves with either sex.

She [sic] believes she [sic] will have better luck in love as a ‘trendy’ gay man…

How wonderful that at last Brad will straighten out his ruined life and become a healthy, normal person. In the meantime,

Currently jobless and sleeping on a friends floor, Ms Cooper, hopes that after she [sic] stops having her [sic] hormone injections and returns to being a boy she [sic] can join the Army and have a career in the forces.

No doubt his training as a hairdresser will help him fend off Britain’s enemies.

Cooper personifies the sickness that is deliberately aided and abetted for political reasons by LGBT militants and their many fellow travelers in the “mainstream” media and even in the healthcare professions. No punishment would be too extreme for parents who subject their children to this type of depravity.

Brad/Ria Cooper over the years.

On a tip from Antara.

Oct 31 2012

Facebook Closes Down SEALs to Shield Obama


In case you are short on reasons to dislike Facebook:

Over the weekend, Facebook took down a message by the Special Operations Speaks PAC (SOS) which highlighted the fact that Obama denied backup to the forces being overrun in Benghazi.

The SEAL meme demonstrating that Obama relied on the SEALs when he was finally ready to give his so-called “gutsy call” but then denied them backup in Benghazi was posted by Larry Ward, who explains:

“We created and posted this meme on Saturday after news broke that Obama had known and denied SEALS the backup they requested.

“Once the meme was up it garnered 30,000 shares, approx. 24,000 likes, and was read by hundreds of thousands of people — all within 24 hrs. On Sunday, I went into the SOS Facebook page to post something else and found a warning from Facebook that we had violated Facebook’s Statement of Rights and Responsibilities with our meme. So I copied the warning, put it on the meme as a caption, and re-posted the meme to the Facebook page.”

Facebook retaliated by suspending the account for 24 hours.

In other words, Facebook put the Navy SEALS in timeout in order to shield Obama.

No outfit run by moonbats can be trusted.

On tips from G. Fox, Alxandro, ed357, Jim, J, and Bob Roberts. Hat tip: Reaganite Republican.

Oct 31 2012

Debbie Wasserman Schultz Loses It in Public

If you thought Obama’s New Black Panther buddies were scary when they lurked in front of Philadelphia polls brandishing billy clubs, try this:

Image via Flopping Aces.

Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz [got] involved in a heated altercation with an Aventura [Florida] policeman after she apparently took issue with his request to not engage in campaign activities in the street which would hold up oncoming traffic.

She listened to the police officer’s respectful and reasonable request, but Wasserman Schultz continued to argue with the police officer, according to several people who witnessed the incident.

Wasserman Schultz was greeting voters and waiving her campaign signs on a street … leading into the polling site and was obstructing traffic by stopping cars before they could even enter the parking area.

The police officer respectfully asked Wasserman Schultz to move onto the sidewalk as everyone else was required to do, but the Congresswoman was unhappy with not being able to campaign how she saw fit. Unnerved by the simple request from a police officer, Wasserman Schultz made a “well placed” phone call to some unknown individual in a position of authority. Five minutes later, the Aventura City Mayor came to the scene and was confronted by Debbie Wasserman Schultz and proceeded to get an earful from her as well.

It isn’t hard to imagine DNC Chair Watermouth screeching, “DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?!”

Sure we know. You’re history.

The Dems are coming apart at the seams. 2008 was the high water mark of moonbattery. Now they can smell their own demise.

On tips from J, Oiao, and Wiggins.

Oct 31 2012

Remember Benghazi

Not only all true Texans but all patriotic Americans remember the Alamo:

One of the most gallant stands of courage and undying self-sacrifice which have come down through the pages of history is the defense of the Alamo, which is one of the priceless heritages of Texans. It was the battle-cry of “Remember the Alamo” that later spurred on the forces of Sam Houston at San Jacinto. Anyone who has ever heard of the brave fight of Colonel Travis and his men is sure to “Remember the Alamo.”

Besieged by Santa Anna, who had reached Bexar on February 23, 1836, Colonel William Barret Travis, with his force of 182, refused to surrender but elected to fight and die, which was almost certain, for what they thought was right.


The awe-inspiring courage shown at the Alamo was echoed by Tyrone Woods and Glen Doherty, who ignored treacherous orders to stand down and allow Islamic savages to take over our consulate. They fought to their last breath, leaving their rooftop machine gun thoroughly covered in their own blood.

Just as the Alamo inspired other Texans to defeat Santa Anna and attain independence, Benghazi must inspire other patriots to defeat Woods’s and Doherty’s Muslim killers and the quisling atop our government who chose to abandon them rather than send assistance.


On a tip from Lyle.

Oct 31 2012

Human Rights for Plants

If foreign terrorists are entitled to the protections of the Geneva Convention and the US Constitution, which apply only to lawful combatants and American citizens, respectively, why shouldn’t human rights be granted to plants? After PETA et al. have made meat illegal, next on the agenda will be eating any form of plant life. It won’t be a problem for liberals; they can subsist on sheer sanctimonious lunacy:

Writing in The New York Times recently, Michael Marder, author of the forthcoming Plant-Thinking: A Philosophy of Vegetal Life, calls for “plant liberation.”

Gibbers Marder,

“[T]he commendable desire to ameliorate the condition of animals, currently treated as though they were meat-generating machines, does not justify strategic argumentation in favor of the indiscriminate consumption of plants. The same logic ultimately submits to total instrumentalization the bodies of plants, animals and humans by setting them over and against an abstract and rational mind.”

Therefore, he concludes, “the struggles for the emancipation of all instrumentalized living beings should be fought on a common front.”

That is, anything that is alive gets human rights. But why stop at things that are alive?

The Community Environmental Legal Defense Fund argues that greenery does have interests — and rights. The Pennsylvania-based nonprofit works with communities around the world to “craft and adopt new laws that change the status of natural communities and ecosystems from being regarded as property under the law to being recognized as rights-bearing entities.” …

Under such a rights-based system of law, [Mari] Margil [of CELDF] says, “a river may be recognized as having the right to flow…”

However, human rights for children who have not yet passed completely out of the birth canal remain out of the question.

Weeds and rivers will get human rights, but…

On tips from J and James McEnanly. Hat tip: NewsBusters.

Oct 31 2012

Happy Halloween!


Compliments of Mike Beckom.

Oct 30 2012

Open Thread


Compliments of Sad Hill News.

Oct 30 2012

Blood on Their Hands

Heroes like Tyrone Woods and Glen Doherty must not be forgotten, regardless of the “mainstream” media’s politically motivated Benghazi blackout. Tyrone’s father Charles Woods continues to speak eloquently:

Those responsible for the debacle need to be held accountable, beginning on November 6.

On a tip from Bill T.

Oct 30 2012

Got Guilt Part II

Remember the appalling Democrat campaign commercial that features creepy children denouncing their parents for reducing the planet to a nightmarish dystopia by not being sufficiently moonbatty?

It was such a success, they are planning a sequel:


Compliments of Cons.Underground.

Oct 30 2012

Democrats: Then and Now

The more things change, the more they stay the same:

On a tip from bob.

Oct 30 2012

Benghazi Insider Baseball

Graphic by Lady Jag.

Just in case there is anyone on earth gullible enough to believe the Obama Regime’s claims that the Apologizer in Chief didn’t know from the beginning what was going on in Benghazi, a little inside baseball, compliments of a caller to El Rushbo whose account rings true:

“I wanted to speak to the question of when the president knew and why Secretary Panetta refused to support the CIA annex request either to move to the consulate or to reinforce. Within a few minutes of the consulate being under attack — I’m a retired lieutenant colonel special operations planner for 15 years — the personal security detail for the ambassador notified the communications room in Tripoli who then, on the top secret side, sent a message to the White House Situation Room that the ambassador was in peril, okay? And they did that by code word and it would have been within minutes of the attack commencing. …

“Certain things go right to the person that’s standing next to the president, both military and civilian leadership. So he would have known within minutes or it’s supposed to be informed within minutes because an ambassador is a four-star equivalent, very high, very important person, you know, represents the president and essentially is the president’s — you know, is the surrogate of the president in that country. So the White House cannot deny that the president knew immediately. …

“On the top secret side, a flash traffic message from the embassy Tripoli to the White House Situation Room, it’s like an IM. I mean, it’s immediately responded to. You have to acknowledge receipt of it. Okay? So it’s immediate. It gets to the person, the watch officer sitting there, boom, flashes on his screen, he has to acknowledge receipt. And then there’s a protocol for who he then sends it to. He physically turns to someone, the senior guy on watch, “This is a critical element of information. POTUS needs to hear this,” and that’s what would have happened.

“So no one in the White House can deny that — well, they can deny it, but the fact is the protocol says someone marched their happy little ass up to the senior guy standing next to POTUS and said, “Sir, ambassador in Libya is in peril.” And if he was missing, that is even a higher precedence. And then the chain would have also gone out automatically to the geographic combatant commander, AFRICOM, and he would have then turned to his special operations commander and said, “I want the In-Extremis Force, you know, strip ready in five minutes.” And evidently they were strip ready in Sigonella and they would have the assets to penetrate the airspace, you know, an MC-130 papa, which is a C-130 specially equipped with electronic countermeasures. They didn’t need permission to enter Libyan airspace, okay?

“I’m giving you a lot of Inside Baseball stuff, and maybe putting myself in a little peril by doing it, but the In-Extremis Force, they would have been chomping at the bit to do this. It was turned down, POTUS, at his five p.m. Eastern time meeting with the principals, that’s when he put the kibosh on everything. It was a conscious act. It has to be because, you know, the In-Extremis Force is required to be prepared to do In-Extremis non-combatant evacuation operations for its geographic responsibility, the entire continent of Africa. So there’s always somebody ready to go, and the aircraft are always prepared to go.”

The bottom line: Barack Hussein Obama has American blood on his hands.

On tips from Kevin in Auburn WA and SR. Hat tips: Pat Dollard, The Right Scoop.

Oct 30 2012

My Enemy’s Enemy Can Also Be My Enemy

Your enemy’s enemy is not necessarily your friend. The Islamic radicals Obama is apparently covertly arming against Syria’s Baby Assad are one example. Some of Vladimir Putin’s domestic opposition is another:


Original caption:

Activists from the Ukrainian feminist group Femen cut down a cross in Kiev to show support for members of the Russian punk bank Pussy Riot, who are on trial in Moscow. The cross is a memorial erected to the memory of victims of repression during the regime of Soviet dictator Josef Stalin. Picture: EPA/SERGEY DOLZHENKO

If anyone could belong at a work camp in Siberia…

On a tip from Mark V.

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