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Jan 31 2013

Open Thread

vote for a living

Via iOwnTheWorld, on a tip from TED.

Jan 31 2013

Chuck Hagel: A New Low, Even for Obama

Assuming Obama intended to spit in the face of America and its armed forces, he succeeded dramatically with the nomination of Chuck Hagel for civilian leader of the military. Watch countermoonbat Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) pull the wings off this insect:

Anyone who wants this dim-witted treasonous screwball to be Secretary of Defense is an enemy of the United States, prominently including the arrogant punk who nominated him.

Hat tip: Conservatives4Palin.

Jan 31 2013

A Low Point in the History of Diplomacy

Although he was effectively on the side of the USA against al Qaeda when Obama illegally used the US military to remove him from power and throw Libya into chaos, Muammar Gaddafi was a very bad man who deserved a bad end. However, no one deserves to be sodomized with a bayonet, which appears to be among the indignities he suffered in his last moments — to the mirthful delight of our Secretary of State:

Imagine the media outrage if any Republican behaved like this.

On a tip from Jim.

Jan 31 2013

Governmedia Needs to Get Its Sandy Hook Story Straight

Looks like there were some communication problems between various wings of the Democrat Party–liberal media complex regarding the exploitation of the Newtown shootings as a pretext to ban semiautomatic AR-15s, which ignorant and/or mendacious liberals erroneously classify as “assault rifles”:

Meanwhile, famous former police commissioner William Bratton claims without challenge that all the lost lives would have been saved if only Adam Lanza didn’t have his mother’s “assault rifle” — even if it was in the trunk of his car.

We are being lied to by authoritarians who see tragedy as opportunity.

On a tip from Skyfall.

Jan 31 2013

Children Recite Pledge of Allegiance in Arabic

Despite its socialist origins, our moonbat rulers don’t like the Pledge of Allegiance because it stinks of patriotism. At Rocky Mountain High School in Fort Collins, a compromise has been reached; students have recited the pledge over the intercom in Arabic:

First, the students translated the Pledge of Allegiance and read it in French. Then they recited the pledge in Spanish last fall. Monday, students read the pledge in Arabic.

“We have a tremendous amount of diversity in our school,” [principal Tom] Lopez said. “This is very American, not un-American.”

America has succeeded as a society because of its ability to integrate and assimilate immigrants. This ability has been deliberately destroyed through political correctness in a process of cultural sabotage that will reduce us to an eternally squabbling Tower of Babble.

If Koreans had flown planes into the World Trade Center and Pentagon, children would be reciting the pledge in Korean.

“…to multiculturalism and to the liberal rot for which it stands…”

On tips from Dr. 9, Wiggins, and Bill T.

Jan 31 2013

Walk for Life Countermoonbats Versus Pro-Death Drones

The polarization of America that the liberal media has used its figurehead Obama to throw into overdrive makes for some jarring contrasts, like the Tea Party versus Occupy Wall Street. Another example is San Francisco demonstrators participating in the West Coast Walk for Life versus the 40th anniversary celebration of Roe v. Wade, as Zombie documents with her usual excellent photojournalism:

A person, unlike the millions of babies who are killed.

Turnout for the pro-life march was massive, even in liberal SF.

Warning: the pro-abortion photos include specimens that may traumatize small children — like for example this Code Pink vagina creature:

Jan 31 2013

University of Minnesota Teaches Students How to Have an Orgasm

Your tax dollar at work at a publicly subsidized university:

The University of Minnesota – Twin Cities (UMTC) is set to hold an event this spring designed to help its female undergraduate students achieve more and greater orgasms. …

“Orgasm aficionados and beginners of all genders are welcome to come learn about everything from multiple orgasms to that mysterious G-spot,” reads the description posted on the school’s official events calendar. …

The description of the event, which is hosted by the university’s Office of Diversity and Equity’s Women’s Center, does not say whether there is an age requirement. While the average age of undergraduates at UMTC is 21, it is not uncommon for students to enroll at the age of 17.

It was confirmed that there is no age requirement. The younger they start, the more sure the indoctrination is to take hold.

The event is to be taught by “sex educators” Marshall Miller and Kate Weinberg. Miller and Weinberg have conducted similar programs at other universities from across the country.

Their website states their programs “use a mixture of interactive activities, lecture, discussion, multimedia, funny stories, and question and answer.”

“Nothing embarrasses us, and no topic is too basic or risqué,” it adds.

In a free country, universities would be required to return something of value for the outrageous tuition fees they charge. Degenerate lunatics would be drummed out of education before they could cause their schools to collapse into bankruptcy. But between massive taxpayer subsidies to the schools and the student load industry having been nationalized by Obama, there is no danger of moonbat ideologues being forced to teach useful knowledge rather than indoctrinate in depravity.

On a tip from Bo-Jangles.

Jan 31 2013

Jesse Jackson Calls for Looting Pension Funds

As Margaret Thatcher observed, sooner or later socialists run out of other people’s money. But the looting won’t stop until they have stolen your last penny. Did you expect to have a secure retirement after working your whole life? Sucker:

At a three-day conference in New York that began on Wednesday, [Jesse] Jackson discussed a proposal for increasing the availability of capital by using pension money to make loans in low-income communities. The idea is getting a prominent debut at the 16th annual Wall Street Project Economic Summit, hosted by Mr. Jackson’s Rainbow PUSH Coalition and the Citizenship Education Fund.

He isn’t just shouting this Marxist lunacy through a bullhorn at some ghetto street corner.

The conference features some big names, with a keynote speech from former President Bill Clinton.

Despite or rather because of his appalling irresponsibility and conspicuous lack of morals and character, Clinton is a demigod among Democrats.

Fundamentally, Mr. Jackson’s proposal is about leveling the playing field.

That is, it is about imposing egalitarianism by reducing everyone to the economic level of Jackson’s welfare-bred supporters.

Most who don’t rely on the socialist media for information are aware that the 2008 crisis and subsequent continuing economic decline were set off by federally coerced loans to these very “low-income communities.” Such loans are not even intended to be paid back, as New York Governor Andrew Cuomo confirmed as he was helping to set the collapse in motion as HUD secretary.

In plain terms, Jackson is advocating a smash and grab theft of pension money. His criminal ilk controls the government and is likely to loot America to the point of total collapse.

jesse jackson
Thieving lowlifes are running the show.

On a tip from Byron.

Jan 31 2013

Scrap of Tinseltown Trash Jason London Craps His Pants

Al Roker isn’t the only exulted member of the ruling class to suffer from incontinence. Actor Jason London ventured out of Tinseltown to bless us with his presence here in the Valley in the Sun, where he behaved the way we have come to expect of the infantile elitists infesting the entertainment industry.

The 40-year-old was cited for assault and disorderly conduct. The actor allegedly sneezed on and punched a patron at Martini Ranch on Stetson Drive [in Scottsdale, Arizona].

From the police report:

I then spoke with London and attempted to ask him what had taken place that evening, but he refused to cooperate with me. I asked him if he wanted to tell me what happened and he said, “F*** you! You won’t do s*** for me; you f***ing hillbilly!” I explained to him that I was trying to get his side of the story and that I had no idea of what occurred. He continued his ranting about the medical treatment that I had given him and that I did not help him. I explained to him that I was not a medic and that I was a police officer. He said, “I know what you f***ing are! F*** you; I want to go home!” I did not ask any further questions of London. London showed obvious signs and symptoms of extreme alcohol impairment. His eyes were bloodshot and watery, his speech was slurred and mumbled, and his breath reeked of alcohol. London was also having a very hard time keeping his balance, even while in the seated position.

More Hollywood charm from the police report:

During the short trip to District 2 Jail; London asked me if I had a good lawyer and if I was proud to be a cop. I did not reply to his questions. He then said, “Guess what, faggot? I f***ing love this! I f***ing own you guys so hard. I’m rich and I’m a motherf***ing famous actor! F***ing look me up, bitch!” He then said, “It smells like s*** in your car and your breath smells like diarrhea”. I looked back at him just in time for him to lean to the left and defecate in his pants. Then he said, “I told you that I’m happy as s***!” Once at the Jail facility, London continued with his antics toward Jail staff and continued his ranting, raving, and cursing at them and me. At 0040hrs I read London Miranda warnings verbatim from the supplied Miranda card. London did not initially reply. He flipped me off with both hands and stuck his tongue out at me. I told him that I needed an actual answer to the question and he gave me thumbs up. I asked him one final time if he understood his rights and he said, “I’m a f***ing movie star; I know what the f*** to do!” I then said, “Would you like to talk about what happened tonight?” and he flipped me off again and said, “F*** you; I own you now! I’m a famous actor, I’m f***ing rich, and I’ve got a good f***ing lawyer! I f***ing own your sorry ass! F*** you!”

You can see why the whole country admires the Beautiful People who grace the silver screen.

The glamorous Jason London’s mugshot.

On a tip from Varla.

Jan 31 2013

Economy Tanks: Dems Point Fingers

To the surprise of no one with an economic IQ above room temperature, Obama’s maliciously anti-business policies are causing the pathetic excuse for a “recovery” to give way to a double-dip recession. Naturally the nearly powerless GOP gets the blame:







Compliments of Matt L.

Jan 31 2013

South Africa: The Model for Our Fundamental Transformation

Despite its flaws, South Africa was a prosperous country and an outpost of Western Civilization in a savage region. Having been destroyed in the name of political correctness, it is now reverting to savagery. The openly anti-Caucasian socialist government is in the process of reducing it to another Zimbabwe, the erstwhile Breadbasket of Africa that is now an infernal basket case. This makes South Africa a model for the ongoing “fundamental transformation” of America:

In an interview with Breitbart News Editor-at-Large Ben Shapiro, Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) made the astute observation that Barack Obama is not just skeptical of our Constitution, but also has an alternative model in mind: the South African constitution. That document has been the object of fascination and envy for the American legal left ever since it was negotiated and passed in the mid-1990s, during South Africa’s transition to democracy.

The left is obsessed with a particular section of the South African constitution: its Bill of Rights, which includes so-called “positive,” or socioeconomic rights: the right to housing, the right to a clean environment, the right to health care, the right to food and water, and so on.

FDR was planning to inflict a similar Economic Bill of Rights when he finally died, thereby allowing the USA to immerge from the Great Depression. Imposing these “rights” would have required an omnipotent central government along the lines of the Soviet Union.

A liberal’s conception of “rights” are not rights at all, but privileges to be dispensed by an authoritarian bureaucracy. It should be obvious that no one has a right to force others to provide them with goods and services without payment — that is, to enslave them through the instrument of government.

American moonbats who believe in the faux “rights” promised by collectivist authoritarianism had a hand in drafting South Africa’s alarming constitution, including the infamous Derrick Bell, a militant black racist from Harvard who had a direct influence on Obama. Both have been openly hostile toward the US Constitution, which Obama will continue to assail, with help from the authoritarian media that keeps him in power.

Who will defend the Constitution? Don’t count on the Supreme Court.

Supreme Court Justice Elena Kagan was familiar with Bell’s ideas, and lectured at least once on Critical Race Theory [a.k.a. Marxism for Anti-Caucasian Racists]. Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, a Clinton appointee, recently expressed a preference for the South African constitution. More broadly, enthusiasm for socioeconomic rights seems widespread among the cohort Obama brought to power.

That is, they believe in socialism, not liberty. No coherent person has ever believed in both, because the more you have of one, the less you have of the other.

Obama’s call to give “meaning” to the rights in our founding documents, and for “collective action” as a means for “preserving our individual freedoms” and providing “every citizen” with “a basic measure of security and dignity” clearly points toward the eventual creation of socioeconomic rights on something like the South African model.

Chairman Zero’s pretentious rhetoric no doubt causes the NPR/PBS set to puff their sunken chests in pride, but here’s where it inevitably leads in the real world:


On a tip from Sean C.

Jan 30 2013

Open Thread

hey hillary

Via The Patriot Post on a tip from The Only Other Conservative in Seattle.

Jan 30 2013

More Gunny and Glock

This is what TV commercials should look like:

No one who really cares about the interests of women would want them to be defenseless.

Hat tip: Tunnel Wall.

Jan 30 2013

Eagle Nest Sacrificed to Wind Power Idiocy

It isn’t only taxpayers who pay a price for senseless green energy boondoggles:

Hopefully the eagles will make their next nest far away, so they don’t end up getting chopped up in the blades of a wind turbine.

On a tip from TheWrightWing.

Jan 30 2013

Obama’s Goal

Among liberals, being the guy who brought down the last superpower would be the ultimate accomplishment. Wild Bill for America makes the case that this is Obama’s objective:

Jefferson or Stalin? You have no choice but to take a side.

On a tip from IslandLifer.

Jan 30 2013

Bill Bratton Lies on Behalf of Liberal Agenda

At this point it would be far too much to expect the apparatchiks at CBS to challenge authoritarian former police chief William Bratton on this whopper:

“If we could have kept the assault weapon out of the hands of that young man in the Newtown school shootings, those 26 lives would have been saved by just keeping it out of his hands.”

Adam Lanza did not use an “assault weapon.” Because the media is neither competent nor honest, it is still not entirely clear that he even used an AR-15, and semiautomatic AR-15s are not assault rifles except in the muddled minds of moonbats and those who feed them politically motivated lies.

But say for the sake of argument that the evil freak did use an assault weapon; does anyone really believe that he couldn’t have used anything else?

Bratton repeatedly endorses the “incremental” approach to denying us our right to bear arms. This is why we must fight ferociously to defend each and every millimeter they try to take from us.

On a tip from TrojanMan.

Jan 30 2013

Facing Jail Time for Rescuing Deer

In an ideal liberal society, everything is either mandatory or forbidden. It isn’t mandatory to care for a wounded fawn. Therefore:

An Indiana couple who spent two years nursing an injured fawn back to health now face jail time for the act of human kindness.

State officials charged Jeff and Jennifer Counceller with unlawful possession of a deer — a misdemeanor crime that carries up to 60 days in jail and a $500 fine, according to The Indianapolis Star.

The fawn had a maggot-infested wound and could barely stand when it was discovered by Jeff Counceller, a Connersville police officer. The state Department of Natural Resources told them to leave it out in the wilderness to die. Instead they took personal initiative, and accordingly face punishment.

Dani the unlawfully possessed deer.

On tips from Mickey Shea and Sean C.

Jan 30 2013

Obama Skeet Shoots, Hunts

In an attempt to prop up Obama’s improbable claim that “Up at Camp David, we do skeet shooting all the time,” the apparatchiks at New Republic tweeted this obvious Photoshop job:


Countermoonbat congresswoman Marsha Blackburn (R-TN) is not convinced. She issued a challenge:

“I think he should invite me to Camp David, and I’ll go skeet shooting with him and I bet I’ll beat him.”

Here’s the only bet that could be more sure: I bet Obama won’t take her up on it.

We are asked to trust Chairman Zero not to trample on gun rights on the strength of this clearly fictitious shooting experience.

Next we will learn that the metrosexual Moonbat Messiah also enjoys hunting. The “mainstream” media is welcome to present the following proof:


On tips from The Only Other Conservative in Seattle and Henry B. Hunting graphic compliments of Red State.

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