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May 31 2017

Open Thread


Via Western Rifle Shooters Association, on a tip from Torcer.

May 31 2017

Students Reject Opportunity to Achieve Grade Equality

Pranksters have finally found a petition that at least a few students won’t sign eagerly. It calls for inflicting socialism not on other people, but rather on themselves:

For once students learned something, namely that “fairness” as defined by the liberal establishment is unfair.

On a tip from Steve A.

May 31 2017

Now Moonbats Want to Banish Sam Houston Statues From Houston

Liberal fascists must be running out of Confederate generals to banish to the memory hole. Now they are going after heroes of the Texas Revolution, starting at the top:

The Sam Houston statue has been at Hermann Park since 1925, but a group that calls itself Texas Antifa has started a campaign to take down this and any other landmark that bears the name Sam Houston. …

[Last] Thursday, the group posted on its Facebook page saying, “Texans agree the disgusting idols of America’s dark days of slavery must be removed to bring internal peace to our country.”

The group also suggested Mayor Sylvester Turner should back the removal of the statue, because of his ethnicity and political affiliation.

Turner is a black Democrat.

Sam Houston owned 12 slaves and therefore is subject to demonization and expurgation from history — as are many of the Founding Fathers of the USA.

When Sam Houston was a senator in the 1800s, he repeatedly voted against the spread of slavery to new territories of the United States. He was also ousted as governor of Texas for refusing to align himself with the Confederacy.

Yeah, but he owned slaves. Plus he was white, and fought Mexicans. Any historical figure who is not in total compliance with the up to the minute requirements of political correctness is fair game.

Antifa … alluded to a partnership with Black Lives Matter.

Despite having similar objectives where historical monuments are concerned, BLM Houston denies a connection. We may or may not be able to judge who is telling the truth by the quality of the spelling when moonbats start defacing Sam Houston monuments with graffiti.

Under attack.

On a tip from Byron.

May 31 2017

Portland Mayor Employs Shameless Tactic in Attempt to Suppress Free Speech Rallies

Nothing sums up modern liberalism better than the Mayor of Portland trying to shut down free speech rallies:

The mayor of Portland, Oregon, on Monday urged U.S. officials and organizers to cancel a “Trump Free Speech Rally” and other similar events, saying they are inappropriate and could be dangerous after two men were stabbed to death on a train as they tried to help a pair of young women targeted by an anti-Muslim tirade. …

Taliesin Myrddin Namkai Meche, 23, and Ricky John Best, 53, were killed Friday as they tried to stop Jeremy Joseph Christian from harassing the women, one of whom was wearing a hijab, authorities say. Another who stepped in was seriously injured.

Mayor Wheeler, who avers that the Constitution does not protect anything that he deems to be “hate speech,” is trying to hang the murders committed by this maniac around the neck of Trump supporters and defenders of free speech in the face of the liberal fascism that has been so prevalent on the Left Coast lately.

This is a joke, considering that the fortunately named (from the point of view of liberal propagandists) Christian was a Bernie Sanders supporter during the election. When he tried to infiltrate an event like the ones that Wheeler is trying to suppress, he was kicked out:

Christian is a lowlife criminal who apparently learned his ideology in prison, where militant racial solidarity can be a survival technique:

Christian served prison time after holding up employees at a convenience store with a gun in 2002, court records show. He went back after pleading guilty in 2011 to being a felon in possession of a firearm. He was behind bars again in 2013 for violating a condition of his release, according to court records.

Tomica Clark told The Oregonian/OregonLive that she has known Christian since elementary school. She said she was surprised to hear people call Christian racist. Clark is black and said Christian had many black friends.

“He never disrespected me,” Clark said, but added that he changed after he got out of prison.

Using some homicidal goon with obvious mental problems to represent free speech, and as a pretext to suppress free speech, is an indication of how shameless leftists have become in their strong-arm tactics.

On tips from KirklesWorth, Dragon’s Lair, Torcer, and Pork_Soda.

May 31 2017

Politicizing Physics

The work of cultural Marxists and critical theorists is not completed until every pillar supporting Western civilization has been destroyed by moonbattery. This includes even fields of accomplishment that in a healthy society would have nothing to do with politics, like physics:

A feminist academic affiliated with the University of Arizona has invented a new theory of “intersectional quantum physics,” and told the world about it in a journal published by Duke University Press.

Whitney Stark argues in support of “combining intersectionality and quantum physics” to better understand “marginalized people” and to create “safer spaces” for them, in the latest issue of The Minnesota Review.

Because traditional quantum physics theory has influenced humanity’s understanding of the world, it has also helped lend credence to the ongoing regime of racism, sexism and classism that hurts minorities, Stark writes in “Assembled Bodies: Reconfiguring Quantum Identities.”

When liberals are through banishing famous Confederates to the memory hole, they will go after the Founding Fathers. The next dead white males on the hit list may be famous scientists like the noted racist/sexist/homophobe/transphobe/Islamophobe thought criminal Isaac Newton:

Stark identifies Newtonian physics as one of the main culprits behind oppression. “Newtonian physics,” she writes, has “separated beings” based on their “binary and absolute differences.”

What a bigot, that Newton. No doubt Einstein was just as bad.

“This structural thinking of individualized separatism with binary and absolute differences as the basis for how the universe works is embedded in many structures of classification,” according to Stark.

These structures of classification, such as male/female, or living/non-living, are “hierarchical and exploitative” and are thusly “part of the apparatus that enables oppression.”

They are also part of the apparatus that enables sanity — which academia has been methodically working to dismantle.

Maybe Whitney should stop contributing to oppression with her binary classification of the human race into the sanctified oppressed and demonized oppressors. Then she could make herself useful by getting a job cleaning hotel rooms or something instead.

Check out the abstract:

In this semimanifesto, I approach how understandings of quantum physics and cyborgian bodies can (or always already do) ally with feminist anti-oppression practices long in use. The idea of the body (whether biological, social, or of work) is not stagnant, and new materialist feminisms help to recognize how multiple phenomena work together to behave in what can become legible at any given moment as a body. By utilizing the materiality of conceptions about connectivity often thought to be merely theoretical, by taking a critical look at the noncentralized and multiple movements of quantum physics, and by dehierarchizing the necessity of linear bodies through time, it becomes possible to reconfigure structures of value, longevity, and subjectivity in ways explicitly aligned with anti-oppression practices and identity politics. Combining intersectionality and quantum physics can provide for differing perspectives on organizing practices long used by marginalized people, for enabling apparatuses that allow for new possibilities of safer spaces, and for practices of accountability.

Uh, yeah.

That’s funny; Whitney Stark hardly looks crazy at all.

On tips from Torcer, J, Steve T, Physicsnut, Steve A, Jack S, Byron, and Sufferfortribe.

May 31 2017

Lifting a Leg on the Annoying Fearless Girl

Wall Street’s famous Charging Bull statue represents a bull market — that is, a thriving capitalist economy. Liberals object to this, so they countered with a statue representing their obtuse and irrelevant feminist viewpoint. Now a countermoonbat has reacted to their reaction:

City sculptor Alex Gardega — seething over the “Fearless Girl” statue being placed across from Wall Street’s “Charging Bull” — has decided to retaliate with a work of his own.

Gardega created a statue of a small dog, titled “Pissing Pug,” and his sloppily crafted pooch takes direct aim at “Fearless Girl” — or, at least, at her left leg. …

The Upper West Side artist sniffed that he even made his dog particularly poorly just to stick it to “Fearless Girl” even more.

“I decided to build this dog and make it crappy to downgrade the statue, exactly how the girl is a downgrade on the bull,” said Gardega…

Bull sculptor Di Modica is no fan of “Fearless Girl,” either, having said that placing the statue of the child opposite his bull unfairly implicates his creation.

Moonbats predictably responded by calling Gardega “misogynistic.”

The Fearless Girl gets a sprinkle.

On tips from Torcer, StephaneDumas, and Sufferfortribe. Hat tip: Captain Capitalism.

May 31 2017

Something Even Scarier Than Kathy Griffin’s Assassination Porn

You know a celebrity moonbat desperately trying to stay cutting edge has crossed the line even by liberal standards when the unhinged Keith Olbermann says she has gone too far and Squatty Potty finds her too tasteless for their commercials. Evidently inspired by ISIS, professional vulgarian Kathy Griffin saw fit to inflict this upon the public:

Congrats, Kathy. You got people to talk about you for the first time since you tried to perform a sleazy sex act on Anderson Cooper on live TV.

Now for something really scary — if you’re sure you can take it: Kathy Griffin without makeup.

If only the ugliness were only skin deep.

In the entertainment world, if you don’t have looks, and you don’t have talent, you have to compensate. Many compensate with moonbattery. The desperate Griffin pushes hers over the top.

On tips from KirklesWorth, Torcer, Dragon’s Lair, Ken in Florida, Stormfax, and TCS III.

May 31 2017

British Students Taught to Respect Terrorists

From Britain, where moonbats are probably chewing through their lips fretting about imaginary Islamophobia in the aftermath of the Manchester atrocity:

A new teaching aid that recommends schoolchildren as young as seven “write a letter to a terrorist” to help understand their motives has been condemned as “dangerous and misguided”.

The book, Talking About Terrorism, published weeks before the Manchester Arena atrocity, describes the indiscriminate mass murder of innocent members of the public as a “type of war”.

It tells primary age children that terrorists kill people because they believe they are being treated “unfairly and not shown respect”.

Presumably someone believes that murdering the innocent warrants respect.

Islamic terrorists are compared to Suffragettes, with the implication that their cause (the extirpation of Western civilization) is a just one.

This is the equivalent of feeding kids Nazi propaganda during the Battle of Britain, which if fought today would turn out very differently due to the corrosion of the British character by moonbattery.


On a tip from What Difference Does It Make.

May 30 2017

Open Thread


On a tip from Anonymous.

May 30 2017

Taxi Service for Displacing Europe’s Population

Anything associated with Infowars has to be taken with a grain of salt, but this video by Paul Joseph Watson will still stand your hair on end:

Combine the mass importation of “refugees” with Africa’s exploding population rate and you have effective genocide. If this continues, within a century Europeans will face a situation as grim as whites do now in South Africa. Another century after that and no one will even remember Europeans; the continent will be populated by savages squatting in dung huts.

If Russia invaded, Europe would fight back. But to be conquered by Russians would be infinitely better than to be displaced out of existence by uncountable hordes of Africans, because there would still be such a thing as the future.

Since they can’t feed themselves, they won’t stay in Africa.

On tips from StephaneDumas and ABC of the ANC.

May 30 2017

Class Entitled “Abolition of Whiteness” Satisfies Political Science Requirement

Cultural Marxists must be approaching the end game, when you consider how forthright they are about their objectives lately. Touchy-feely platitudes about diversity and inclusion are giving way to the fanatical malice toward America’s core population that is at the heart of their ideology:

Jennifer Gaboury, a women and gender studies professor, teaches “Abolition of Whiteness” at Hunter College. “‘POLSC 20474-01: Abolition of Whiteness’” can be taken as either a women and gender studies course, or as a class for the political science department, for which it fulfills a requirement for the ‘4 subfields of political science,’” according to Campus Reform.

The class’s listing on the school’s course catalog provides only a vague description of its content, but a flyer displaying a fall 2016 offering of the course claims it examines “how whiteness – and/or white supremacy and violence – is intertwined with conceptions of gender, race, sexuality, class, body ability, nationality, and age.”

Looks like whiteness fits in with all the other things liberals want to abolish or at the very least discourage, like gender-appropriate behavior, sexual normalcy, prosperity, American nationality, et cetera. This is known among moonbats as “intersectionality.”

Coming soon: Abolition of Whites.

On tips from Torcer and Guy B. Hat tip: Right Wing News.

May 30 2017

How a Moonbat Honored Memorial Day

Check out the date on this tweet from political scientist and New York University professor Ian Bremmer. Memorial Day:

Over 400,000 American troops were lost in World War II. A large percentage of them died liberating Europe from fascism after the locals foolishly placed Hitler and Mussolini in power. A Global Research Professor at NYU thinks this is appropriate thanks.

On a tip from Torcer. Hat tip: Twitchy.

May 30 2017

German Finance Minister in Response to Manchester: Christians Can Learn From Muslims

Considering Germany’s leading role in Islamizing Europe by importing vast numbers of Muslim welfare colonists, it might be interesting to hear what the German government had to say 2 days after the Manchester atrocity. Presenting Finance Minister Wolfgang Schäuble:

“It is fanaticism, not only in Islam, that leads to terrible crimes,” he said, speaking on German public radio station Deutschlandfunk Wednesday evening, when asked about the Islamist attack in which 22 mostly young people, including an eight-year-old girl, lost their lives.

As should be obvious to anyone, it is not fanaticism per se that makes terrorists wicked, but the evil cult they are fanatical about. Would a fanatical Quaker blow up little girls?

This is rich:

“‘Islam is part of Germany’ is a sober, factual statement,” the minister remarked, commenting on sentiments voiced by Chancellor Angela Merkel on more than one occasion – which are not shared by the majority of Germans.

“Anyone who denies this denies reality and is therefore not suited to being a politician, because politics begins with the confrontation of reality,” he added.

Speaking of denying reality,

“Many human values are very strongly realised in Islam. Think of hospitality, and other things like, what is there… And also tolerance, I believe, for example.”

From the beginning, Islam has responded to those who refuse to knuckle under to it not with tolerance, but with violence. Mohammad dispatched assassins to silence doubters, and personally oversaw the torture and mass execution of those who resisted. Islam’s defining tradition of violent intolerance continues to this day. There have been well over 30,000 lethal Islamic terror attacks just since September 11, 2001. How many Christian, Hindu, or Buddhist terror attacks have there been?

The country’s rapidly growing Muslim demographic presents an “opportunity” for “Christians, and all who live in Germany”, Schäuble stated, adding: “We can learn from them.”

No functioning person could be dumb enough to believe a word of this crap. Schäuble and the rest of Merkel’s administration should be tried for treason.

However, it is true enough that Europeans have learned from the Muslims that their governments have imported. The main thing they have been learning is that excessive diversity is weakness, not strength — which is exactly why cultural Marxists promote it.

Schäuble choking on his own B.S.

On a tip from Torcer.

May 30 2017

Study Finds Organic Food Requires 40% More Land Use

Moonbats are willing to pay more for organic food mainly because it makes them feel self-righteous. However, like wind power and hybrid vehicles, it is harmful to the environment. An article published in the Journal of Cleaner Production finds that in Germany, in comparison to a normal diet,

the land use to provide food is ca. 40% greater in the organic diet (ca. 1900 and 2750 m2 of land cap−1 year−1 in the conventional and organic diets, respectively).

Forty percent more land use is substantial. Think of all the wind turbines that could have been constructed on that extra land for chopping up birds and bats.


On a tip from Bodhisattva.

May 30 2017

Illegal Immigrants at Columbia University Issue Outlandish List of Demands

Having figured out that no one is going to deport more than a tiny percentage of them, illegal aliens are escalating their demands:

Illegal immigrants at Columbia University are demanding free health coverage along with mandatory “sensitivity training” for professors and staff.

“Sensitivity training” means brainwashing people with the concept that by being in the country illegally, Third World colonists are “oppressed” and “marginalized” and therefore deserve special rights and privileges at the expense of people who belong here.

“We refuse to amend or change any of these demands,” the group UndoCU began their 13-point list.

The list includes need-based funding for illegal aliens. Emory University already offers free tuition for illegal aliens who say they can’t pay.

[Columbia] devotes an entire page on its website to listing the resources it offers for such students, noting that it has designated a liaison between undocumented students and the administration, arranged pro-bono legal representation, and even provides support from Counseling and Psychological Services.

But none of that is enough for the illegal aliens at Columbia, because nothing you give looters and moochers will ever be enough.

The time has come for regular Americans to make a demand of their own for a change: a row of catapults at the border to send crybully illegal aliens on their way home.

An excellent means of enforcing immigration law.

On a tip from Torcer.

May 30 2017

A Pakistani-American Hate Hoaxer in Queens

With all the yelling the media does about Islamophobia after every Islamic terror attack, you wouldn’t think that people of Islamic background would have to resort to so many hate hoaxes. Yet they continue to pile up. Here’s one from Queens, New York:

A college student who said he was robbed by three masked men hurling racial slurs at him has recanted his story, police sources say.

The 21-year-old victim initially told police he was walking home in the vicinity of 165th Street and 81st Avenue on Thursday when a black sprinter van pulled up and three men wearing ski masks pulled him inside and robbed him.

He told police they punched him, took his wallet, yelled racial slurs and told him to quote “get out of my country.”

Now the unnamed Pakistani-American “victim” admits that he made the whole thing up.

No word on when he will compensate taxpayers for all the expensive police time he wasted. But at least he gave journalists something to cluck their tongues about for awhile:

On a tip from Bodhisattva.

May 29 2017

Open Thread


On a tip from Anonymous.

May 29 2017

Memorial Day Beach Quiz

For Jesse Watters, Memorial Day is an opportunity to gauge the effect a moonbat-dominated education system has had on public awareness of who the heroes we honor today were fighting:

On a tip from Torcer.

May 29 2017

Muslim Sues Little Caesars for $100 Million Claiming Pepperoni Wasn’t Halal

In contrast to the melting pot approach of days gone by, multiculturalism means our own culture gets incrementally erased, in accordance with cultural Marxist objectives. Steps in that direction have been taken in the Muslim colony Dearborn:

A Muslim man is suing Little Caesars for $100 million after he says he was served and then accidentally ate pepperoni made with pork, a food prohibited by Islamic law.

$100 million for putting normal pepperoni on a pizza. I wonder how much he will demand if he finds bacon in his BLT.

The complaint says Mohamad Bazzi of Dearborn ordered halal pizza twice from the shop on Schaefer in Dearborn. The boxes were labeled “halal,” but the pies inside were topped with regular pepperoni.

Maybe it is mislabeling a box that is worth $100 million. Or maybe the $100 question is, If you want to eat halal, why not choose something that isn’t traditionally made largely out of pork?

Bazzi’s attorney Majed Moughni took this opportunity to teach us a little something about Islam, informing us that eating pork is “one of the worst sins you can do.”

Whereas blowing up a bunch of little girls at an Ariana Grande concert is not sinful at all.

Not all value systems are of equal value.

Allegedly, Bazzi asked an employee to put a halal sticker on the pizza box. It might have made the scam less obvious if he had saved a halal sticker from a previous box.

Nonetheless, he will probably get paid off handsomely; no company wants to face the public’s wrath after failing to revere sacred Muslims. McDonalds was shaken down for $700,000 by Dearborn Muslims claiming to have been served non-halal food in 2011.

Regardless of the outcome of this get rich quick scam and/or crybully nuisance suit, many alive today will live to see an America in which most if not all publicly served food is required to be halal. When they push us, we move. Why should they stop pushing?

Appeasement doesn’t end well.

On tips from Steve T, Lyle, Bodhisattva, and Steve A.

May 29 2017

BuzzFeed Celebrates Communist Tyranny Becoming Fashionable Again Among Malevolent Idiots

On Memorial Day, we honor the ultimate sacrifice that American heroes have made to keep this country free. At the opposite end of the spectrum from freedom we find communism, the most profoundly evil ideology ever devised. Communist regimes killed 100 million of their own subjects during the 20th century; hundreds of millions more had their lives ruined. Wherever communists have come to power, poverty, slavery, and misery have been inflicted ruthlessly so that a tiny oligarchy could live like czars. Under communism, there is no point to any endeavor because the government does not allow individual achievement. Anything you build will only be confiscated, in the unlikely event that all-powerful, all-pervasive government lets you build it in the first place. Human history is an excruciating climb upward from a jungle realm of coercion; communism is the forcible reversal back to that savage condition. It does not permit you to be fully human. There is only one thing that can be said in favor of communism: BuzzFeed thinks it is really hip.

It would be nice to think that the piece entitled “Ten Really Cool Ways Communism Is Becoming Cool Again!” is just a sick joke. Unfortunately, the unfunny humor appears to be an attempt to come off as trendily ironic; the enthusiasm for totalitarian collectivism seems real.

The slave state Cuba, which so many have gone to such dangerous extremes to escape, is praised lavishly. The vicious dictator who imposed this hellish regime is depicted as a “cool dude.”

Former KGB officer Vladimir Putin is extolled for liking dogs. Even the maniacal Kim Jong-un is praised as a bulwark against “US expansion.”

Capitalism has lifted even more people out of poverty than communism has killed. Yet it is preposterously accused of killing millions of people every year.

Speaking of preposterous, this graphic is featured, above a paragraph deifying communist execution Che Guevara:


Guevara despised blacks, and the system he helped impose would never have allowed anyone other than a government thug to acquire the absurd Jay Z’s wealth.

The sacrifices that we honor today will have been made in vain if we allow America to be destroyed from within by the sort of people who write for BuzzFeed.

On a tip from Torcer.

May 29 2017

Ronald Reagan Memorial Day Speech

Having soldiers who fight and die doesn’t make a country special — not if they fight and die as mercenaries for a tyrant or oppressive oligarchy. It’s different with America. Ronald Reagan understood why. This one never gets old:

On a tip from Eddie_Valiant.

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