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Jan 10 2018

58 Days Left and Counting Downward Toward Global Warming Armageddon

Even a raving lunatic might accidentally stumble upon the truth. Take for example Washington Governor Jay Inslee:

Another hysterical nutcase, right? You probably thing Inslee is about as credible as zillionaire hoax profiteer Al Gore barking that the extreme cold recently gripping most of the country was caused by global warming.

But don’t be so fast to judge.

I just checked the local forecast on AccuWeather. Enslee made his doomsday prediction yesterday. It hit 80° here in Phoenix, but it was an unusually nice day. The high should have been 66°, according to the historical average.

However, it will be getting far warmer. Fifty-nine days from yesterday is March 9. No one can say what the temperature will be 2 months in advance, but the average high for that day is 75°.

If we use the yesterday’s theoretical temperature of 66°, this represents a rise of 9° in only 59 days, signifying climatic catastrophe.

Follow the trajectory. In another 59 days, it will be 84°. Then 93°. In a year, the temperature will have risen to almost 122°, the record high!

Clearly, at this point we are doomed. But if we submit to a massive carbon tax as Inslee demands, at least we can tell our children that we tried.

Now where is my federal grant?

On tips from Stormfax and Bodhisattva.




16 Responses to “58 Days Left and Counting Downward Toward Global Warming Armageddon”

  1. Mr. Freemarket says:

    “But if we submit to a massive carbon tax as Inslee demands, at least we can tell our children that we tried.”

    What grandchildren? Clearly it will be too hot to breed.

  2. Frank says:

    The world’s going to end? I need to sell off my investments and drain my retirement accounts immediately. I have a lot of partying to do during the 58 days the world has left. I’ll make a list of stuff I need to buy. New Ferrari. Check! Enough Dom Perignon to fill the pool. Check! $10,000 per night escort service. Check! PAR-TAY, courtesy of Libtard Inslee!

  3. Watchman59 says:

    At least it’ll hit before Tax Day! Does that mean I don’t have to file this year? (Yes, I already know the answer to that.)

  4. Hungjumper says:

    Yeah, and Trump’s the mentally unstable one.

  5. geeknerd says:

    So, what happens on March 8?

  6. Occam's Stubble says:

    So does that mean after 59 days, he’ll STFU because it’s too late?

  7. Tchhht!!! says:

    Why bother? By the time the fools get that implemented it will be too late anyway. We’re DOOMED!!!

  8. Ol' Uncle Lar says:

    Yeah, “When the weather’s hot and sultry, that’s no time to commit adultery…”

  9. Nick Testa says:

    There is no evidence to suggest AGW (man made climate change) and I’m getting sick of government pushing the idea as fact and using the idea to tax, regulate and dictate outcomes…

    And yes, I have studied climate and weather. Believe it or not at one point in my life my intent was to be a meteorologist – and I still find the science fascinating.

    The government(s) and clowns like Al Gore are betting on the notion that people are stupid and will buy their propaganda and hysteria and will gladly allow government unlimited power to “fight” a natural process under the ruse of “we’re all going to die” if we don’t.

    The climate is going to change, that is a fact but to blame humans for a changing climate is disingenuous, and the scientists involved know this,- however they get paid by our governments via grants to push and promote AGW – so to them AGW is job security and a source of income – they have no reason to tell the truth.. Also, there are plenty of climate scientists out there that have basically proved everything I’m saying ….. Of course this issue gets even more hilarious when the so called “scientific consensus” is thrown around… Let me point out that just about every scientist agrees that the climate does in fact change, however there is no broad consensus that man is the result of climate change – and like I said – where you do find consensus is among those being PAID to push the AGW agenda…. Like with everything else all one needs to do is follow the money and you will get your answer.

    Of course try telling this to a progressive, they’ll plug their ears, breakout the kazoos and bongos then start making noise.

  10. BPatMann says:

    So, if in 60 days nothing big happens, is he going to admit he was wrong?

  11. Otis Donkey says:

    So…im off to burn some tires in the yard…

  12. Otis Donkey says:

    The vehicle to take down (bankrupt) western civilization was either going to be 1. An alien invasion or
    2. Environmentalism.

    And lookey here, they are using both.

  13. Bruce Pierce says:

    Wow, it has not been since the sixties that I could have A BBQ on my birthday. My actual birthday had 23 inches of snow, but 6 or seven years later on the same day in March in Michigan it was warm enough to have hot dogs for my birthday outside. Looking forward to a balmy March again!!!

  14. The Uhlan says:

    57 days and counting.

  15. KHarn says:

    =We have just 59 days to do our part to save our children from an endless cycle of crop-killing droughts one year, and rivers spilling their banks the next.=

    To quote Rocket J Squirrel: “Again?”

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