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May 24 2020

Alyssa Milano’s Crocheted Mask

Just how clueless are the militant Tinseltown moonbats who righteously preach to the rest of us regarding what we should think and how we should live? Actress/activist Alyssa “Karen” Milano provides an indication:

A crocheted mask to keep out a virus. She should have gone into comedy.

Rumors could not be confirmed that Milano is putting up a chain link fence around her mansion to keep out mosquitos.

Karen I mean Alyssa claims there is a carbon filter underneath her crocheted mask. I doubt it, but maybe. Carbon filters are not recommended against Kung Flu anyway.

Here’s a better idea than witless Alyssa’s:

On a tip from Varla.

Apr 13 2020

Alyssa Milano Defends Biden From Sexual Assault Allegations

Brett Kavanaugh did not deserve the benefit of the doubt when a conspicuously noncredible person made unsubstantiated (not to mention outlandishly improbable) allegations against him, because Believe All Women. In contrast, Joe Biden does deserve the benefit of the doubt, despite his firmly established reputation for handsiness, now that he has become the target of a far more credible accusation of sexual assault. On behalf of the Tinseltown intelligentsia, Alyssa Milano explains the difference:

Biden is in for an artillery barrage that has only just begun. This year is likely to see an ignominious end to his overextended political career, either on election day or at the Democrat convention. At least he can take solace that he still has Alyssa Milano in his corner.

On a tip from MrRightWingDave. Hat tip: Weasel Zippers.

Apr 10 2020

James Woods Schools Alyssa Milano

Toilet paper is nice, but what you really need when it hits the fan is the ability to defend yourself, your loved ones, and your property. This is particularly obvious when the police are refraining from arresting criminals and the legal system is letting loose the ones already in jail.

Obvious as this may be to a sensible person, it needed to be explained to Tinseltown bubblehead Alyssa Milano, who is upset about Americans buying guns to defend their families. Countermoonbat James Woods responds:

As usual, Woods is on the mark:

With many businesses closed and Americans struggling to find items they need amid the outbreak, reports of burglaries and other crimes have been in the news.

In California, authorities in Stanislaus County said this week that 10 suspects had been charged with looting…

In New York City, police say burglaries at commercial addresses have risen 75 percent since March 12, when Mayor Bill de Blasio declared a state of emergency, The Wall Street Journal reported.

Seattle has seen burglaries rise 21 percent, including an 87 percent spike in the city’s downtown area, police recently told radio station KTTH-AM.

The police in moonbattery-addled cities like Seattle often have other priorities.

On a tip from Scott D.

Dec 01 2019

Alyssa Milano Makes Her Case by Weeping Gratuitously

Sometimes a moonbat just needs a good cry — such as when she has no coherent arguments in defense of her position. In this guffaw-inducing video from last summer, Tinseltown revolutionary Alyssa Milano demonstrates by blubbering like a broken-hearted teenager. She is upset about the Border Patrol doing its job by defending her country from foreign invasion, even when the invaders have been encouraged to employ children as weapons:

Alyssa must realize that the grownups won’t use reason on someone who is weeping over nothing. There wouldn’t be much use.

On a tip from Frances John.

Aug 02 2019

Unimpressed by Crocodile Tears From Alyssa Milano

Whether out of vacuous virtue signaling or a sincere desire to destroy America by swamping it with numberless invaders from less successful civilizations, liberals have made a cause célèbre out of the children caught up in the massive ongoing assault on the southern border. Since there is no sane argument against getting serious about fortifying the border and enforcing immigration law, they resort to contrived propaganda that exploits these children to manipulate our emotions. Tinseltown’s insufferable Alyssa Milano is among the worst offenders:

Last week, Alyssa Milano broke down on camera after watching footage of a child at the U.S.-Mexico border being reunited with the adult she came to the country with…

“I just watched this video of a baby being reunited with her mom,” Milano said, sobbing on camera. “What the f*** are we doing? We are destroying lives. We are destroying children’s lives because of f***ing arbitrary lines in the sand.”

It is likely that Milano lacks the mental capacity to understand why people have been fighting and dying over these “arbitrary lines in the sand” for centuries. It is even more likely that she is full of baloney and doesn’t give a hoot about the swarthy urchins she exploits for political purposes.

Reciting from a shopworn script, Milano goes on to snivel that even half-heartedly enforcing the law against invaders who employ children as weapons is not “who we are.”

Is putting a 10-year-old girl in a position to have semen from 20 different men inside of her “who we are”? I ask because this is what has resulted from liberals proclaiming to the world that they can invade the USA and avail themselves of generous welfare benefits so long as they bring children, whether their own or someone else’s.

The threat posed to children by illegal immigration doesn’t stop at the border:

In North Carolina, during the past 18 months, more than 331 illegal aliens have been charged with 1,172 child rapes and child sexual assaults, according to data collected by an independent researcher.

People who break into other people’s country, regardless of whether they drag children along, are not the creme of the crop.

Milano’s emotionally exploitative tactics do not sway Angel Moms who have lost their own offspring to the lawless invaders she champions. An example is Mary Ann Mendoza, who lost her son Brandon Mendoza, a police officer, to one of the many drunk-driving illegal aliens who make our roadways so treacherous:

“You can’t be concerned for a handful being separated for a short time as things are sorted out and not be concerned for the sexually abused, recycled children flooding our borders arriving with men and women with ill intentions. … Alyssa is a hypocrite and is doing this to further incite hate towards our President. If she is truly concerned about the children, fight for the American children being raped by illegal aliens in our country.”

Angel Mom Sabine Durden isn’t impressed either; her son Dominic was murdered by an illegal alien. She too grasps that this is about attacking Trump, not about helping urchins. “No Oscar award for your poor performance,” she tells the weeping Milano.

On a tip from Feet2Fire.

Jun 29 2019

Alyssa Milano Publicity Stunt Flops

There is more to actress Alyssa Milano than vindictive hatred of whole regions of the country that she associates with opposition to abortion. She also stands militantly opposed to defense of the US border from foreign invasion. Being an excretion of Tinseltown, you would think she would know how to stage a spectacle. But this one went awry:

On Wednesday, actress Alyssa Milano showed up at an immigrant detention center in Florida in her “chauffeur-driven Mercedes,” as The Daily Mail reported, and attempted to get inside, boasting, “I’m Alyssa Milano. I’m an actress/activist and I would love to be let in based on a community visit.”

Maybe she planned a heart-wrenching photo op, like the one by AOC that provided countermoonbats with a hearty round of guffaws.

But rather than let her exploit the invasion to promote her woke image, authorities told her to get lost. Maybe Hollyweirdos are not royalty after all.

Milano retaliated by releasing the video below, in which she makes improbable allegations against Homestead, a shelter for the children dragged across the border by unlawful invaders that opened during the Obama Administration. She also rallies her followers to close down the shelters so as to facilitate the displacement of the American population by the Third World.

How do people with such massive egos manage to come across as so pathetic?

On a tip from KirklesWorth.

May 06 2018

Alyssa Milano Protected by Armed Security While Denouncing NRA

Among the small handful of moonbats who showed up in Dallas for the NRA’s Annual Meeting to denounce our constitutional right to bear arms was Tinseltown bubblehead Alyssa Milano. She didn’t come alone; she had armed security:

In utopia, only members of the oligarchy like Alyssa Milano will have the means to defend themselves. That’s because they can be trusted with firearms and you can’t.

On tips from Bodhisattva and Dragon’s Lair.

Feb 21 2018

Alyssa Milano Explains Why the Second Amendment Must Be Repealed

We won’t be needing the Second Amendment anymore. The fundamental right of self-defense is no longer fashionable, according to Tinseltown bubblehead Alyssa Milano, who buttresses her thoughtful arguments with sturdy exclamation points:

Mozart died in 1791. Presumably his music is also an outmoded equivalent of cholera and chamber pots and ought to be banned.

If anything should be done with the Second Amendment, it should be switched to become the First Amendment, since it is the most important, safeguarding all the rest. Only an armed populace can be assured liberty under authorities elected by fools like Alyssa Milano.

Past nuggets of her wisdom include:

Like her fellow weighty intellectual Jennifer Lawrence, Alyssa is reportedly taking some time off acting to focus on social justice activism. Stand by for more laughs.

On tips from TCS III.

Apr 14 2020

NY Times Admits to Changing Sexual Assault Story at Request of Biden Campaign

The New York Times, flagship publication of the establishment media, is a propaganda tool of the Democrat Party. It barely pretends to be anything more. A top editor has admitted that a belated report on an alleged sexual assault by Joe Biden was changed at the request of the Biden campaign.

Via the Blaze:

Executive editor Dean Baquet made the admission in an interview with Ben Smith, also of the New York Times.

“I want to ask about some edits that were made after publication, the deletion of the second half of the sentence: ‘The Times found no pattern of sexual misconduct by Mr. Biden, beyond the hugs, kisses and touching that women previously said made them uncomfortable.’ Why did you do that?” Smith asked.

“Even though a lot of us, including me, had looked at it before the story went into the paper, I think that the campaign thought that the phrasing was awkward and made it look like there were other instances in which he had been accused of sexual misconduct,” said Baquet.

There are other instances in which Biden has been accused of sexual misconduct.

At least, after sitting on them for weeks, the NY Times finally got around to acknowledging Tara Reade’s credible allegations.

Try to imagine the NY Times sticking part of a story down the memory hole on a request from the Trump campaign.

Baquet explains why his paper was more eager to report the outlandish allegations of the far from credible Christine Blasey Ford:

“Kavanaugh was already in a public forum in a large way. Kavanaugh’s status as a Supreme Court justice was in question because of a very serious allegation. And when I say in a public way, I don’t mean in the public way of Tara Reade’s. If you ask the average person in America, they didn’t know about the Tara Reade case,” said Baquet.

That’s because liberal media gatekeepers have suppressed the story. Logicians couldn’t find a better example of circular logic. We spiked the story because no one knows about Tara Reade because we spiked the story.

Even Tinseltown bubblehead Alyssa Milano did a less laughable job of explaining away the Biden vs Kavanaugh Believe All Women hypocrisy.

Krystal Ball has a history of moonbattery. But she is appalled at what now passes for journalism at the NY Times:

On a tip from Mr. Freemarket.

Mar 23 2020

ChiComs Are Culpable; Media/Democrats Side With Them

Chinese wet markets, where exotic animals are butchered and sold under unhygienic conditions, caused SARS and now the Wuhan virus. The government is totalitarian, yet has permitted these breeding grounds for viruses, even while cracking down on trivial thought crimes. The communist rulers helped the virus spread by suppressing information, lying that it could not be transmitted between humans, and destroying samples and research that confirmed the seriousness of the disease. Those who tried to raise the alarm in the early stages were silenced by the police state. This cost the rest of the world 2 months, which could have been used to avert the massive crisis that is currently unfolding.

Frontpage Magazine has more on the ChiComs’ culpability, as does Ben Shapiro:

Rather than take responsibility for potentially collapsing the global economy, the ChiComs have produced a defensive smokescreen by pushing the notion that criticizing them or even associating them with the virus they inflicted on the rest of the world is “racist.” Disgustingly and characteristically, American liberals side with these scoundrels against their own country.

Tinseltown is populated mainly by shallow, vain idiots, yet these idiots are influential due to their high profile. Actress Alyssa Milano weighs in on the crisis by declaring that our president is a “racist piece of sh**” for saying the words “Chinese virus.”

Just as 9/11 popularized Islam among progressives, the Wuhan virus is turning them into Sinophiles. In New Jersey, they have made it punishable by law to say “Chinese virus” like the president does:

New Jersey Attorney General Gurbir Grewal issued a “guidance” on Thursday telling employers that they may be guilty of illegal discrimination if they allow workers to call the COVID-19 coronavirus “the Chinese virus.” …

Grewal claims that noting the virus originated from China is a violation of the New Jersey’s Law Against Discrimination (LAD). During a time in which resources are being stretched in an unprecedented crisis, this is what Grewal is concerned about.

A virologist in Italy, the country hit hardest in terms of mortality, confirms that political correctness applied to the Wuhan virus has had devastating effect:

Professor of Virology and Microbiology at the University of Padova Dr. Giorgio Palù told CNN that measures imposing travel restrictions and border controls were taken too late due to fears over political correctness.

“There was a proposal to isolate people coming from the epicenter, coming from China,” Palù told CNN. “Then it became seen as racist…”

The Mayor of Florence actually launched a national campaign encouraging Italians to hug Chinese strangers so as to “stem the hatred,” resulting in nauseating displays of moonbattery like this. Chinese workers are believed to have brought the virus to Italy.

The Chinese government, through its state-controlled media, has praised Democrats for their despicable propaganda support. This…

…was followed by this:

Justice always speak loudly,” says the Chinese ambassador to South Africa of Shrillary’s pernicious ankle-biting.

The Wuhan virus will change many things, but nothing will change the liberal instinct to side with our adversaries against us.

On tips from KirklesWorth, ABC of the ANC, Stormfax, Blackjack, Mr. Freemarket, and Ellen O.

Jan 03 2019

Another Women’s March Canceled

They canceled a Women’s March event in Eureka, California, on the grounds that participants in the 1.8% black town would be too white. They don’t have that excuse in the Chocolate City of New Orleans.

Organizers for the Women’s March in New Orleans have decided to cancel this year’s event, which was scheduled to take place Jan. 19, due to “drastically” low fundraising and participation interest. …

In the announcement, organizers said controversy with Women’s March national leaders has led to a steep decline in overall interest, including fundraising and participation. Last month, devastating exposés in Tablet Magazine and the New York Times revealed the deep anti-Semitic ties among the most prominent leaders in the Women’s March movement.

Conspicuous among these leaders is hate-hoaxing Islamofeminazi grifter Linda Sarsour.

It’s okay to hate white people, as the Eureka business confirmed. But hating Jews defeats the purpose of Cultural Marxism by fracturing the anti–white male heterosexual Christian alliance. That’s why the Woman’s March is losing even Tinseltown moonbats like Alyssa Milano and Debra Messing.

As goes the Women’s March, so will go intersectionality in general, as identity groups competing for the spoils of victimhood inevitably turn on each other.

Another ready to abandon the sinking ship.

Hat tip: Legal Insurrection.

Jul 16 2018

Texas Senate Candidate Beto O’Rourke Raises Funds in Tinseltown

Beto O’Rourke, the Democrat challenger for esteemed countermoonbat Ted Cruz’s Senate seat, is a real man of the people. Not Texas people though; Hollyweird people:

Democratic Rep. Beto O’Rourke (D-TX), who is seeking to unseat Republican Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX), is set to return to Los Angeles on Monday to raise money for his campaign at a fundraiser being held at the home of actress Nancy Stephens and director-producer Rick Rosenthal.

According to Vanity Fair, ticket prices start at $250 per person and individuals who contribute $2,700 or raise at least $5,000 will earn a spot on the host committee. This will reportedly be O’Rourke’s third time visiting the Golden State for fundraising events.

Other entertainment moonbats who back O’Rourke include Chelsea Handler, Alyssa Milano, and Rosie O’Donnell.

As a rule, Texans are despised by Hollyweirdos. But they make an exception in O’Rourke’s case, because they know he would represent their own values and interests, not those of Texans.

Thanks to limousine leftists, O’Rourke raised more than twice as much as Cruz in the first quarter. He will get his butt kicked anyway, unless the world turns upside-down.

On a tip from Byron.

Oct 25 2017

Preventing Children From Being Killed: An Alleged Aspect of the War on Children

If moonbats like actress Alyssa Milano ever close their mouths long enough to give a moment’s thought to what they have been barking, the sheer weight of their own foolishness might cause their hollow skulls to implode:

“Preventing” presumably means “not forcing people who regard it as murder to pay for it.”

The War on Children is waged by not killing children. For sheer stupidity, this is on a par with the wisdom of Jesse Jackson.

On a tip from Torcer. Hat tip: Twitchy.

May 25 2020

Mob Drives Woman Out of Store for Not Wearing Mask

There is a thin line between the mentalities of the Karen and the lynch mob — as a Staten Island woman learned when she was driven out of a grocery store for not wearing a mask:

Even a medically useless crocheted mask will do. You just need to wear something that symbolizes your willingness to be stampeded along with the rest of the herd. Otherwise, things could get ugly.

In the end, tyranny is not imposed by government. It is imposed by the mob. When the mob turns against the government, tyranny stops. When the mob becomes an instrument of government, tyranny is unstoppable. A herd of cattle always has more power than the drovers steering it toward the stockyard. Good thing for cowboys that cattle are stupid.

On tips from Frances J and Stormfax.

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