We already knew that visiting the Rainbow Utopia is perilous. Turns out not even the Terminator is safe in anarchic post-Apartheid South Africa:

Arnold Schwarzenegger appears to have avoided serious injury after the 71-year-old former Governor of California was blindsided and dropkicked in the back while at an event in South Africa Saturday.

Here’s video:

Ahnold may be a raging RINO, but no one deserves this kind of treatment. Fortunately, it sounds like he is okay.

Let’s hope he at least managed to avoid the sewage-soaked beaches of Durban during his visit.

No word on whether the assailant got the Lamborghini he demanded.

On tips from Kate P and Lyle.

The reduction by moonbattery of Arnold Schwarzenegger from an action hero symbolizing masculinity to a girly man is complete. He now wrings his hands and bleats regrets for having used the phrase “girlie men.”

At least as early as 2004 Schwarzenegger called California Democrats “girlie men” and noted that in the next election the GOP would “terminate” them. …

These amusing taunts and his strongman persona eventually led Schwarzenegger to the governor’s mansion in California.

He governed as a left-leaning RINO. Ahnold doesn’t call anyone a girly man now.

Schwarzenegger now says his rhetoric was counterproductive. “It was shortsighted. In the long term, it’s better to not say that, because you want to work with them.”

Then they asked him what he would decree if he were king for a day.

“Access for everyone to health care,” the one-time Republican said. “And to get off the arms race and to get off [polluting]. It’s inexcusable to have so much plastic floating around in the oceans.”

Such progressive priorities. Good thing this socialist girlie man’s political career has been terminated.

On a tip from Stormfax.

Never go full moonbat. It isn’t dignified. Arnold Schwarzenegger has gone full moonbat:

Schwarzenegger’s next mission: taking oil companies to court “for knowingly killing people all over the world.”

He is in talks with private law firms to launch a lawfare campaign against the people who keep our homes warm, make our cars go, keep the lights on, allow manufacturing and refrigeration, et cetera.

“This is no different from the smoking issue. The tobacco industry knew for years and years and years and decades, that smoking would kill people, would harm people and create cancer, and were hiding that fact from the people and denied it. Then eventually they were taken to court and had to pay hundreds of millions of dollars because of that,” Schwarzenegger said. “The oil companies knew from 1959 on, they did their own study that there would be global warming happening because of fossil fuels, and on top of it that it would be risky for people’s lives, that it would kill.”

The politically driven theory of catastrophic anthropogenic global warming that his raving rests upon can easily be debunked by comparing rising CO2 levels with essentially flat global temperatures.

Ahnold is right that this is similar to the smoking issue, whereby greedy lawyers and bureaucrats shook down the tobacco industry for $zillions. But there is a major difference: the fossil fuel industry is not harmful to our health; on the contrary, it is indispensable.

Imagine the misery that would ensue if every demonized fossil fuel company were sued out of existence overnight. The world economy would collapse. Most humans would be dead within a few years.

Do-gooder looters are going straight for the jugular now. They are no longer a pest; they are a menace.

The former Governator’s rhetoric is farther over the top than any of his action movies:

“I don’t think there’s any difference: If you walk into a room and you know you’re going to kill someone, it’s first degree murder; I think it’s the same thing with the oil companies.”

Then he ought to turn himself in for murder one. He used to brag about driving a hummer:

According to his ideology, it would have saved lives if he had used his Hummer for his daily commute as Governor — rather than taking a private jet:

Former GOP California governor and global warming activist Arnold Schwarzenegger came under fire for his near-daily private jet commute from his Brentwood [Los Angeles] home to the governor’s mansion in Sacramento. “The governor’s Gulf-stream jet does nearly as much damage to the environment in one hour as a small car does in a year,” the Los Angeles Times reported in 2008.

Too bad we can’t fuel the economy with B.S. Moonbats like Arnold Schwarzenegger could provide an endless supply.

On tips from Bodhisattva and TCS III.

Let’s not get our hopes up too high. The last time a celebrity was elected to high office as a Republican, we ended up with this:

Former California governor, actor and anti-carbon crusader Arnold Schwarzenegger issued some harsh words for anyone who doesn’t want the Environmental Protection Agency regulating carbon dioxide.

In a recently posted video, the Terminator star said, “Some politicians even want to shut down the EPA’s ability to regulate carbon! I would like to strap their mouth to an exhaust pipe of a truck, turn on the engine and let’s see how long it would take for them to tap out.”

The main reason sucking on a tailpipe would be unpleasant is the carbon monoxide that is toxic in concentrated doses. Carbon dioxide is harmless except in the alternate universe of leftist ideology. But enviromoonbats often seem to conflate the two.

Something else enviromoonbats often do is indulge in hypocrisy:

Schwarzenegger claims to be anti-fossil fuels, but as governor he used his private jet to fly over three hundred miles back and forth from his [Southern] California mansion to Sacramento several times a week.

Schwarzenegger joined forces with fellow eco-hypocrite James Cameron to make an anti-meat eating public service announcement in June 2016. The two also worked together on Years of Living Dangerously, but he clearly didn’t heed Harrison Ford’s episode on deforestation. In 2014, Business Insider cited a report from the non-profit Global Witness which claimed Schwarzenegger profited heavily from palm oil-related deforestation and that he was invested in one of these companies.

Schwarzenegger was the last Republican governor California will have for the foreseeable future. Let’s hope there isn’t a lesson in that. But at least where ecolunacy is concerned, Trump looks fine so far.

On a tip from TCS III.

Never mind the violence, often explicitly targeting whites, that has been exploding as the rainbow utopia tailspins into ruin. South Africa Tourism Minister Mmamakolo Kubayi-Ngubane wants you to come visit.

Forget the rash of tourist robberies and even the stabbing death of Ukrainian tourist Ivan Ivanov. Kubayi-Ngubane assures prospective visitors:

“In relation to the incidents that have happened recently, we are happy that police have taken action to ensure that the perpetrators are arrested within reasonable time.”

See? Nothing to worry about. Although I don’t think Arnold Schwarzenegger will go back soon. Also, tourists may want to steer clear of KwaZulu-Natal, where guests had to be evacuated from a resort last December after it was stormed by hundreds of savages wielding crude weapons.

At least they should keep getting visitors from China. Air traffic between China and Africa is up 630% over the past decade. This is because, as whites are driven out, the Chinese are filling the vacuum as the new colonialists, making use of debt-trap diplomacy to secure leverage. Africa’s resources are too valuable to leave in the ground.

On tips from ABC of the ANC.

The purpose of laws is supposed to be to defend people’s rights and maintain public order. But some laws are meant to inflict damage. That is why it does not have to be possible to comply with a law for it to be valid according to the California Supreme Court:

The California Supreme Court on Thursday threw out a lawsuit that sought to invalidate a state law requiring new models of semi-automatic handguns to stamp identifying information on bullet casings.

The court ruled unanimously that gun rights groups could not overturn the law on the grounds that complying with it was impossible. The groups argued that technology did not exist to meet the stamping requirements, and a law couldn’t mandate something that was not possible.

The ostensible purpose of the law, which was signed by the liberal Arnold Schwarzenegger, was to make guns so expensive that only the body guards of rich anti-gun moonbats could afford them. But it actually goes farther. By requiring that guns imprint microstamps in two different areas, which is not possible with contemporary technology, it effectively makes any new semiautomatic handguns illegal, in a crude end run around the Second Amendment.

Tyranny doesn’t get much more naked.

Now that possibility is no longer a factor, California can solve any future budget problems with a tax law raising the rate to 200%. Passing impossible laws will also be helpful in reducing harmless CO2 emissions. They might also pass a law requiring that the last Republicans who haven’t fled the state yet have to get around by flapping their arms and flying through the air; those who don’t comply will be imprisoned.

California went Republican in all but one presidential election from 1952 through 1988. It elected Ronald Reagan governor twice. Then came massive Third World immigration, much of it illegal.

Now California has succumbed to leftist tyranny, as this ruling makes comically obvious. This is the fate of the rest of the country if we don’t start enforcing immigration law. We are approaching the end game for the authoritarian Left, which is why we are subjected to such a blitzkrieg of hyperbolic propaganda over a nonissue like separated illegal alien children.

On tips from Stormfax and Dragon’s Lair.

Global warming threatens to put an end to maple syrup and chocolate. Fortunately, moonbats are taking measures to stop it. Los Angeles is painting streets white to reflect the sun’s warmth into outer space. Arnold Schwarzenegger is planning to sue energy providers for first-degree murder. If all else fails, our final hope may lay in the liberal fantasy that aliens will arrive to put an end to the human race before we can do any more damage.

Thanks to the imaginary climate crisis, Mark Dice will never be out of material:

A study published in the Journal of Environmental Psychology reaches the counterintuitive and yet not the least surprising conclusion that climate deniers behave more responsibly toward the environment than the pious global warmists who favor coercive government action:

We conducted a one-year longitudinal study in which 600 American adults regularly reported their climate change beliefs, pro-environmental behavior, and other climate-change related measures. Using latent class analyses, we uncovered three clusters of Americans with distinct climate belief trajectories: (1) the “Skeptical,” who believed least in climate change; (2) the “Cautiously Worried,” who had moderate beliefs in climate change; and (3) the “Highly Concerned,” who had the strongest beliefs and concern about climate change. Cluster membership predicted different outcomes: the “Highly Concerned” were most supportive of government climate policies, but least likely to report individual-level actions, whereas the “Skeptical” opposed policy solutions but were most likely to report engaging in individual-level pro-environmental behaviors.

Envirofascists are even more bogusly sanctimonious than we knew. Evidently, they feel that thinking gullible thoughts about how economic freedom makes it be too warm out absolves them of any responsibility to behave considerately toward the environment.

This phenomenon is on graphic display in Hollyweird (e.g., People’s Climate Marcher Leonardo DiCaprio, who wants to save the planet through absolute tyranny and who spends hundreds of $thousands on private jet travel), in government (e.g., Arnold Schwarzenegger, the vehement denouncer of climate thought criminals who commuted between L.A. and Sacramento by private jet as California Governor), and of course among skeevy global warming profiteers (e.g., hoaxer extraordinaire Al Gore, possessor of a carbon footprint the size Godzilla’s).

Analysis from Watt’s Up with That:

The leaders of the green movement are not duping followers with their hypocrisy, they are an expression of the top to bottom hypocrisy of their entire movement. …

Perhaps that sense of personal ownership, of responsibility for one’s actions, is what is missing from the green movement – a point made by the authors of the study.

Scratch an environmentalist, find a communist. Communists are not known for their sense of personal responsibility. On the contrary, their ideology would abolish the concept.

On tips from Chronos Z. Wonderpig, Steve T, and Byron.

Relax, moonbats. Jonathan Chait at liberal New York Magazine says you have nothing to fear from Donald Trump. Since New York Magazine gives me hives, let’s go straight to the Daily Caller summary. Chait makes three points:

1. Trump “would almost certainly lose” the General Election.
2. Trump’s nomination “might upend his party” based on “how little he or his supporters seem to care about [conservative] anti-government ideology.”
3. Lastly, if elected, Trump would govern like former California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, who, Chait reminds us, “compromised with Democrats on the budget, raising taxes and funding new public infrastructure.”

Chait’s fellow leftists Robert Reich and Jimmy Carter agree that Trump is preferable to a conservative like Cruz because unlike Cruz he does not believe in conservative principles. He will only pay them lip service so long as it suits his purposes.

Unlike moonbats, countermoonbats have everything to fear from Donald Trump. The enemy within is usually the one that causes the most damage.

On a tip from Torcer.

To achieve liberal utopia, it isn’t enough that society be fundamentally transformed. Individuals must be socially reengineered. For example, men must be made less manly:

The size of G.I. Joe’s biceps and Arnold Schwarzenegger’s guns in the Terminator movies is proof that the dominant form of masculinity is out of control.

That message and similar ones were conveyed recently to students during Vanderbilt University’s “Healthy Masculinities Week,” organized by the Margaret Cuninggim Women’s Center.

Moonbat castrators have recruited a former football player to their side:

One event featured a screening of the limited-release documentary The Mask You Live In, which blames “America’s narrow definition of masculinity” for the deteriorating mental health of boys and men.

“The three most destructive words that every man receives when he’s a boy is when he’s told to ‘be a man,’” former NFL player Joe Ehrmann says in the film. Now a minister, Ehrmann spoke on an all-male panel in 2013 titled “Breaking the Male Code,” which was organized by Vagina Monologues writer Eve Ensler.

If the mental health of males has been deteriorating, a more obvious culprit would be the liberal ruling class’s unremitting war on all things masculine.

Fraternities stand accused of promoting manliness. Yet someone from the Interfraternity Council sides with Ehrmann:

Bill Savage, IFC vice president of recruitment, said he hates the term “man up” or a phrase he claims is closely related, “don’t be a pussy.” In contrast to stereotypes, “being emotional is manly in my opinion,” Savage said.

Whether Savage is related to doorknob-licking homosexual activist Dan Savage is unknown.

There is much work left to be done. Off campus, recalcitrant thought criminals still express incorrect views, sometimes even on television:

Andrea Tantaros claimed the organizers were trying to “demasculinize men” and turn them into “thumb-sucking little beta males in skinny jeans.”

Despite decades of feminism, some women still don’t want to live in a world without men.

On tips from Artfldgr, Lyle, MrRightWingDave, and Dean D.

Unless the state somehow pulls out of its tailspin, Arnold Schwarzenegger will be remembered as California’s last even nominally Republican governor. But he wants another paragraph in the history books:

Action star and former California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger has been lobbying for support to change the law to allow him to run for president in 2016, according to the New York Post’s Page Six. …

One source said: “Schwarzenegger has been talking openly about working on getting the constitutional rules changed so he can run for president in 2016. He is ready to file legal paperwork to challenge the rules.”

Arnie was born in Austria, and the US Constitution prevents foreign-born citizens from holding the nation’s top job. Any amendment to the Constitution must be approved by two-thirds majority in the House and the Senate.

Looks like Ahnold’s acting career is taking a turn toward comedy.

On a tip from Wiggins.

Political correctness doesn’t strive to destroy American civilization only at a surface level. The poison targets the very roots of our identity, so that we will doubt not only our morality, our history, or traditions, and our patriotism, but our very physical bodies. A new bill indicates how the campaign against sexual sanity is progressing in the liberal dystopia of California. As always with perverts and their liberal champions, a heavy emphasis is placed on corrupting children.

The California legislature has passed a bill, AB 1266, that would require all public schools to allow youths to choose which gender-segregated facilities and activities fit their “identity,” including restrooms, locker rooms and sports teams. The bill awaits the signature of Gov. Jerry Brown to be enacted into law.

Eighth grade teacher Valerie Vislay Jones said the bill sounds like a nightmare, especially for girls.

“Bathroom breaks are chaotic enough! This brings on a whole host of new discipline problems. And what about that time of the month? I can see boys using the girls’ restroom just to be funny, and then there would be no privacy for the girls. Adolescent boys do not understand the whole menstruation thing anyway, and adolescent girls do NOT want boys to know that they menstruate. Way to make adolescence even more confusing.”

She continued, “What adolescent boy wouldn’t love to get into the girls’ locker room?”

Give liberals another generation to sexually engineer and maybe boys will lose interest in girls altogether. In the meantime, Anthony Weiner must be eating his heart out that he isn’t a high school kid in California.

Only recently, we laughed at the contemptible moonbattery of degenerate Europeans. Now they can do the laughing.

In Europe, many schools have mixed locker facilities, but they include a row of private changing rooms. The new bill passed by the California legislature will not include such protections from harassment, objectification and molestation.

AB 1266 didn’t drop upon California children out of the blue. SB 48 “requires positive portrayals of lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender persons in class.” That is, the state government mandates that children be brainwashed into embracing sexual perversion.

There’s much more:

• SB 543, signed by then-Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger in 2010, “allows school staff to remove children ages 12 and up from government schools and taken off-campus for counseling sessions, without parental permission or involvement.”

• ACR 82, approved by the California Legislature in 2010, “creates de facto ‘morality-free zones’ at participating schools (pre-kindergarten through public universities). Schools that become official ‘Discrimination-Free Zones’ will ‘enact procedures’ (including mandatory counseling) against students from pre-kindergarten on up who are accused of ‘hate,’ ‘intolerance,’ or ‘discrimination.’” The definition of “hate” includes peacefully speaking or writing against the unnatural lifestyles choices of homosexuality and bisexuality.

• SB 572, signed by Schwarzenegger in 2009, establishes “Harvey Milk Day” in K-12 California public schools and community colleges. In classrooms, schools and school districts that participate, children are taught to admire the life and values of late homosexual activist and teen predator Harvey Milk of San Francisco in the month of May.

• SB 777, signed by Schwarzenegger in 2007, prohibits all public school instruction and every school activity from “promoting a discriminatory bias” against (effectively requiring positive depictions of) transsexuality, bisexuality and homosexuality to schoolchildren as young as five years old.

• AB 394, signed by Schwarzenegger in 2007, effectively promotes transsexual, bisexual and homosexual indoctrination of students, parents and teachers via “anti-harassment” and “anti-discrimination” materials, to be publicized in classrooms and assemblies, posted on walls, incorporated into curricula on school websites, and distributed in handouts to take home.

• SB 71, signed by Gov. Gray Davis in 2003 and implemented in 2008 through the new “sexual health” standards approved by appointees of Schwarzenegger and State Superintendent of Public Instruction Jack O’Connell, teaches children as young as fifth grade that any consensual sexual behavior is “safe” as long as you “protect” yourself with a condom, and teaches children that homosexuality, bisexuality and transsexuality [are] “normal.”

• AB 1785, signed by Davis in 2000, required the California State Board of Education to alter the state curriculum frameworks to include and require “human relations education” for children in K-12 public schools, with the aim of “fostering an appreciation of the diversity of California’s population and discouraging the development of discriminatory attitudes and practices,” according to the state legislative counsel’s digest.

• AB 537, signed by Davis in 1999, permits teachers and students to openly proclaim and display their homosexuality, bisexuality or transsexuality, even permitting cross-dressing teachers, school employees and student[s] on campus, in classrooms, and in restrooms.

As goes California, so goes the nation — unless decent people stopped being cowed by the degenerates running the government and media and start putting up some resistance.

On a tip from G. Fox.

One is an ill-tempered alien creature. The other starred in a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger. Can you tell them apart?

  

On a tip from Xavier.

Having voted more than once for John McCain (although certainly never in a primary), I will never be clean again.

A constellation of intellectual heavyweights showed up at the University of Southern California on Tuesday to discuss the issues surrounding immigration reform. That stars in that constellation included former California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa, and former presidential candidate Senator John McCain (R-AZ). All three agreed that immediate immigration reform legislation should be passed, without substantial additions to border security.

That the consequences of this would be devastating for the United States economically, politically, socially, and in terms of national security and rule of law is obvious to anyone who has followed the issue.

You can’t expect anything else from Villaraigosa, considering that this militant anti-American radical is a former chapter head of MEChA, an organization devoted to driving all non-Hispanics out of the southwest third of the United States. The treason of the other two is beyond comprehension.

As always, the odious John “Lettuce” McCain was particularly vicious toward the conservatives that he has made a career of betraying on behalf of the leftists he obsequiously serves.

McCain led the way, slandering members of his own party in the House as unsympathetic toward immigrants. He said they needed to get in touch with their “better angels” on illegal immigration, and then suggested that if they couldn’t get in touch with their humanity, they ought to get in touch with their “baser instincts,” which would tell them that they ought to embrace immigration reform in order to pander to Hispanic voters.

Anyone remember how after his amnesty collaboration with Chappaquiddick Ted Kennedy went down in flames, McCain humbly assured us he had learned his lesson? Characteristically, he was lying.

If only voters would learn this lesson: no matter how awful their opponents, we have got to stop electing back-stabbing quislings like McCain.

On a tip from Henry.

Sandy Hook hysteria has been most useful for attacking our fundamental right of self-defense, but it can also be used to suppress humor, which is not concordant with authoritarian socialism. Not many laughs came out of Hitler’s Germany or Stalin’s Russia; nor will there be many in Obama’s fundamentally transformed USSA, if this is any indication:

Everett High School’s principal has been suspended for two days without pay for appearing in a spoof of “The Terminator” movies that was shown to students. …

Naumann could have been fired from the school, which [is] in a suburb of Boston.

The video shown last month as [a] way for the new principal to introduce himself to students, shows him walking through the empty school dressed as the Arnold Schwarzenegger character.

The video was was called “The Nuamannator,” MyFoxBoston.com reported. The video showed clips of empty hallways, classrooms and a playground on fire. When asked about the absence of students in the movie, he says they had been “naumannated,” the report said.

Some said the parody was inappropriate and too violent in light of the school shooting in Newtown, Conn.

Who dares say “lighten up” only a month after a tragedy?

On a tip from Wiggins.